ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 18.0

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The Crush World Champion John Leopold and his assistant Kevin Silver are sitting backstage talking about how bad ECCW's supershow looked without Leopold being in action.

>> ‘Slow Chemical’ by Finger Eleven plays over the PA system. The fans give a mixed reaction at the thought of hearing from Venom, but to everybody’s surprise, Harry Jones walks out from behind the curtain wearing Venom’s attire. Despite wearing the mask, Harry is holding a sign which says ‘it’s Harry Jones, bitches’. Harry enters the ring and is handed a microphone by the time keeper. <<

Harry Jones: “By Odin’s Beard, that was the gayest Supershow I’ve seen in my entire life! As you all know, the founding fathers of Extreme Created Championship Wrestling returned for one night only to put on a show for the ECCW Universe. These guys have focussed their entire careers into making ECCW what it really is today; but the question is, have they done anybody any favours? ECCW is good for one thing; lying. This promotion is supposedly ‘extreme’, but I have seen nothing of the kind, besides when ‘The Extreme Angel’ himself is competing. As I walk through the corridors all I see is an infection of wrestlers who think they’re hardcore. Surge, Jarrett Calloway, Neville Ryan – the list is depressing and seemingly endless. On countless occasions the wrestlers in the back have said that I innovate ‘garbage wrestling’…but I respond by saying that ECCW is already doing that.”

Harry smirks at the last comment which seems to cause a lot of stir. Jones paces around the ring for a while, before regaining his fluency on the microphone.

Harry Jones: “Being the Terror World Champion means that I am the greatest wrestler on the planet; but in more depth than that, I am the greatest hardcore wrestler of all time! I have broken my neck, I have dislocated my shoulder, I have broken my right wrist, I have fractured my knee cap, I have shattered my ribs and I have even twisted my testicles during a championship fight. The bottom line is that every time I have been seriously injured, I have always managed to continue with the match. I fuck shit up! Whilst wrestlers like Venom tend to frolic around and say the same old bullshit week in and week out, I come out here every night with something new and original. Just look at me; I’m dressed up like a rapist on a bucks night!”

The smarks in the arena start an ‘HKO’ chant, whilst the generic fans boo Harry at the top of their lungs.

Harry Jones: “Venom, you act like a lunatic and you walk around like a sadistic freak; but the truth is, you would never even consider doing some of the stuff that I have done. You would never even consider jumping off a thirty foot high platform. You would never even consider wrapping barbed wire around your own head, in order to inflict pain on your opponent! You would never continue fighting with a broken neck, and go on to win the major championship of that promotion! I have sacrificed my body to the extent that being hardcore defies who I am! Every single day of my life, I hear the same old bullshit from every imbecile in the ECCW Universe. People honestly believe that Crush has got more star power than Terror; I am sick and tired of hearing this! In my career I have won twenty-five world championships in major promotions, but people still doubt me as the Terror World Champion. After being inducted into the Hall of Fame in three major companies, people still have the audacity to doubt me! Well I will tell you what ECCW; when I successfully defend my Terror World Championship against Venom, you will all have a reason to believe in Harry Jones!”

Harry feels the electricity in the air, and he uses it to his advantage.

Harry Jones: “People will remember me as the man that would always go the extra mile to put on the show of a life time. People will remember me as the man who was always willing to sacrifice his body in order to raise buy rates for whatever company he happened to be wrestling for at the time. People will remember me as the man that built Extreme Fan Nation Wrestling from an organization from a cheap company based in a yacht club, to a company that changed the face of the wrestling industry. Venom, when people look back on your career and accolades, they will remember you as another wannabe Harry Jones. There is a reason why people call me ‘The Extreme Angel’. I travel around the world sacrificing my body to earn titles, whilst other wrestlers are handed down their accolades on a silver platter. To add to that, I am not just called ‘The Antichrist’ for no reason. I go around working my arse off and making it big wherever I go. Ladies and Gentlemen, I appreciate that the majority of you are cheering for me tonight, but I have something to say. Please, be quiet. I am who I am. You people judge me because I speak my mind, which doesn’t always please me. I am an incredibly focussed individual and I like to get inside my opponent’s head prior to an important match. I act this way because I want to make an impact and mark my territory here in ECCW. You can boo me, cheer me, I don’t care. The bottom line is that I do not care for this company or any of you people. The only thing that I care about is making my mission become a success. There will never be another Harry Jones.”

Harry drops the microphone and looks completely astonished that the fans in the arena are cheering for him; despite all the nasty comments that he made regarding them and ECCW. Harry nods a few times, before making his way up the entrance ramp.

[As the crowd in the arena grow restless when Ryan Andrews walks onto the stage which draws a ton of heat from the crowd, Ryan is then handed a microphone from an official]



'Why Ryan, Why did you attack XXX, Why is it he is the weak link, he is a former Champion your not that is all I have gotten since last night when I showed the world that Ryan Andrews is no joke and that Ryan Andrews is willing to do what ever it takes to succeed by laying out my former Tag Team Partner Xerxes Xander Xorn but let's be honest it is really not that surprising that I did this as really if the shoe was on the other foot I know he would have done it to me.


But Xerxes I know your in the back holding your head probably wishing you picked a more fitting partner someone who you could bully around and have fall in line instead you picked me a superior competitor with a huge killer instinct and Xerxes whether you want to admit it or not your a fake you hide behind you big muscles and your women but really you no more then a coward and a punk and I am going to expose that which is why the other week I went into a meeting with the Jericho's and I asked for a match against you and they were smart enough to book it for this week and I want everyone to tune in as not only am I going to show you the real Ryan Andrews but you will also see real Xerxes Xander Xorn.'

[As Ryan then drops the microphone the crowd boo but are also slightly intimidated as Ryan gives a cut throat gesture before walking backstage]

Casey Anomaly
*sitting backstage with a blank expression on his face due to he is mad but not completely mad. One one and he got screwed out of cashing in his briefcase again by Angel and lost at the super show but he is also one of the number one contender for the Pure Championship around Surge's waist. He is picturing himself as the first ever holder of the Pure Championship and the Terror Championship. A grin appears on his face as he grabs his briefcase and heads to catering to get a drink*

Jeff Nowell
*is standing out side of the arena smoking a cigarette with the fatal four way this Friday Night on Doom and is a little frustrated on being seventh in the rankings. He sees another Doom rookie walking into the building and throws the butt of his cigarette at the other competitor's feet. Jeff then says in a sarcastic tone:*
Oops my bad didn't notice ya there man