Wrestling's Last Resort

[The message "RAMPAGE WILL CHANGE FOREVER" appears on the TitanTron again. A mysterious fog surfaces and covers the stage, ramp, and ringside areas. As the fog rises higher and higher, the lights suddenly go out and everyone sees only black. The lights soon change to a purple glow, as one all too familiar sound blares through the arena's speakers...]

{GONG}

[The fans go insane, already knowing what this must mean. After a few more gongs, the spotlights focus on the stage, where flames start to appear. The familiar graveyard symphony plays as The Undertaker appears on the top of the stage. He pauses for a moment before continuing down the ramp to his signature entrance. Once at the top of the steps, the lights finally rise again, as he enters the ring. He picks up a microphone from a worker near the ring.]

The Undertaker:

Finally, the Phenom is back. And it is my understanding that management here likes to call this company "Wrestling's Last Resort." The way I see it, this would have to be wrestling's last resort if either Edge or Mr. Anderson won the Rampage World Championship. And that is why I am here in WLR. To ensure that Wrestling's Last Resort goes down in history as wrestling's best resort. I don't want any misunderstandings, there is no doubt in my mind that both Edge and Anderson can hold their own in this ring. But may I remind you that neither stood a chance against me in this ring before and neither of them will now! I have had a special video presentation prepared for you fans, management, and most of all, Edge and Anderson.

[On the TitanTron, a few-minute-long video plays, showing many clips from Undertaker's past, Tombstoning, Chokeslamming, Last Riding, and Hell's Gate-ing both Edge and Anderson.]





The Undertaker:

And that is just some of the brutality I've dished out over the years. But believe you me, I'm far from done. Which is why it doesn't matter if Edge wins the title first or if Mr. Anderson does. Because from here on out, signing a championship contract is going to be equivalent to signing your own death certificate. Because whoever shall win the Rampage World Championship first, knows that they will -

REST. IN. PEACE.

[The crowd is in a frenzy once again, as Undertaker slowly but surely makes his way out of the ring, up the ramp, and behind the curtain into the backstage area.]

The Undertaker:

[Can be seen backstage for the first time since his promo yesterday.]

Oh, my bad..

John Cena?

Old School vs New School
2 on 2 Match
Shawn Michaels and Scott Steiner def Alex Shelley and Jon Moxley

Number One Contendership for Undisputed Women's Championship
Elimination Six Way [2 Winners]
Trish Stratus & Winter def Britani Knight/Layla/Natayla/Beth Phoenix/Mickie James

International Championship
Singles Match
Hernandez def The Hurricane

Impress The Best
Tag Team Match
Zack and Primo def Christian and Billy Kidman
>>Edge at ringside<<
- Edge speared Christian as he stared at Ryder.

Rampage World Championship
Ladder Match
Mr.Anderson def Edge
- Christian distracted the Edge long enough for Anderson to get the Mic Check. Anderson is handed the title as GONG! the lights go out.. as they come back on The Undertaker stands in the ring over the ref, Edge, Christian.. and Anderson holding the Rampage World Title.