Wrestling's Last Resort

Miami's 4th Heatle wrote:

RAMPAGE World Champion Mr. Anderson is in his locker room, and drinking a Coke as he is holding the championship in his arms, shocked he won, but happy. He knows he'll hold the belt for a very long time.

*The lights flicker.*

Edge walks out to huge boos, the fans got what they wanted Anderson as World Champion. He looks around at them his hair hanging down and he is obviously not in a good mood in the least. He knows that Undertaker also had a hand in screwing him over. What reasons Christain had for screwing him over is beyond him. But he has moved on and is over Christian. He thinks that until Christian proves himself he is still nothing to him. Edge moves down the ramp with the shirt that he retired with and his jeans and gets into the ring the fans still booing the companies top heel.

Edge: Are you idiots finished?

The crowd boos keep going. Edge is going to have to speak over these infidels

Edge: So I'm sure you are all quite pleased with what happened? The Rated R Superstar got SCREWED. The GEE EM was in on it, you people where in on it, Christian was in on it, Mistah Kennedy was in on it, and The Undertaker was in on it. It took all of those people to ensure that I didn't get what I so rightfully deserve and that is MY World frickin title. And now some blonde ass queer is walking around with my title? Last time I checked Mister Anderson was only fit enough to be a frickin high school gym teacher NOT be a theif and sure in hell isn't good enough to be walking around with my title. So as of this moment right now I am hereby making it known that I am the number one contender. So Christian, my jealous little former side kick what does that mean for you? Your damn right it means you WONT get a match against me, because you don't deserve it. What have you done since I kicked you to the curb? Oh thats right ran away to TNA because big bad WWE was to tough for you.

Edge runs his hair back with his hand and looks around at the crowd

Edge: Another thing, just gotta wonder what in the hell the idiotic GM was doing having me sit out there for four nobodies. You people want to know why I speared Christian? My long time bitch? It's called sending a message. So then he thinks that gives him the right to screw me over? Wrong-O kiddo because the fact is that you might have cost me the title match BUT I WILL get my rematch and you will still be the one jerking the curtains for me. Now lets see the Deadman thinks that he deserves title shot also? Last time I checked the title is for people that ya know don't qualify for AARP. Oh and Anderson, enjoy the title while you can. Because it's going to be about as long of a reign as your last WWE comeback. Sorry bitch, just one of the side effects that happen because your on MY show A**hole

The fans shower him yet again in boos. And he rolls his eyes as he points to the camera to roll footage



The fans are booing after the video plays

Edge: You see kids, I'm BETTER than Undertaker could even fatham of being so there for I get the title match that I was screwed out of. As a matter of fact from this point forward I am deleting this past Friday Night from my memory making what that fool Christian did null and void and I STILL have my title shot. You know I can do that pretty much because I am the greateset thing that this company has EVER seen. It's not Mistah Anderson or Undertaker. NO. It's all about ME. ME ME ME ME ME ME MEEEE. Now I demand that I be given what I rightfully deserve.

Mr. Anderson sees the promo and shows up on the titantron, in his locker room as the camera man is filming the Rampage World Champion.

Rampage World Champion Mr. Anderson: "Adam.... Hey, Adam. How's it going there, buddy? See, there's a problem. I did beat you. I wasn't aware of it. I didn't know Christian would do that. I just went along with it when Christian came to screw you and took my opportunity. As I am.... 'The Ultimate Opportunist'."

Mr. Anderson smirks as he uses one of Edge's nicknames

Rampage World Champion Mr. Anderson: "And I'm afraid to say it. As much as I'd love to kick your asshole again... You lost, go back to the end of the line. Or in our case. You're being pushed off the ladder and you're going to have to climb right back up again. But trust me, you'll get another shot at this belt and me. Cause I will never lose this belt and will go through the whole roster and will have to face you again. So for now, go polish my shoes. Go cook my dinner. Go suck your wife's cock! Asshole, out!"

Mr. Anderson bleeps off the titantron as Edge looks at the titantron

*cough* I do

MVP and Shelley arrive like koolio cats.

Edge storms the hall with a look of being pissed off on his face. He walks down and looks for the Rampage GEE EMM

John Morrison destroys Liu Kang

Mick mutha fuckin Foley in his office stabbing a squirrel with a spoon

My guys arrive.

Fear Episode 2

The show opens with the freakish side of Kane and Black Reign against MVP and Jack Evans. The team of Kane and Black Reign have a domination that is consisting throught the entire match. Up until the point that it would appear that Black Reign has heard something in his head. Kane steps into the ring and yells at him to stop mocking him. MVP goes up behind BR and pushes him into Kane, he turns around then and gets hit with MVP's Playmaker 1...2...3

Winners: MVP and Jack Evans
Postmatch notes has it that Kane and Black Reign proceeded to trade blows post match to the point that security had to come seperate the two. More to come later on the situation


The next match has the lovely ladies of WLR in a triple threat. The smaller 2 has a huge amounts of troubles throughout the match as Kharma ends up slamming Natalya onto Trish then pinning the #1 contender for the three count

Winner: Kharma
Postmatch notes that Winter and Angelina Love came out. There was nothing Trish Stratus could do to stop Angelina Love from completely decimating her post match as the show goes to commercial

This match was completely one sided from start to finish and it would appear that we have a favorite tag team in the division as Bryan Danielson forces Jesse Neal to submit

Winners: Danielson and Chavo

The match would go to the limits until AJ Styles slipped up and was nailed with a Nitro Blast from John Morrison sending him over the top rope to the floor below when Morrison turned around he was nailed with a Codebreaker

Winner: Chris Jericho

This was a strong back and forth contest between the two, the men went to the limits and it appeared that Daniels had it in the back when he went for BME however, Regal moved and Daniels crashed and burned leaving it open for Regal to apply reach into his trunks with the ref not looking and pulls out brass knucks. He then clocks Daniels with them upon Daniels getting to his feet 1..2..3

Winner and NEW TV Champion William Regal

This match was outstanding the entire way through. Miz looked like he had CM Punk where he wanted him when he hit the Skull Crushing Finale 1................................2.................Orton appears to be acting like he has something in his eye and gets up and turns away. Miz gets up to confront him and Orton hits him with an RKO then puts CM Punk on top of him 1..2..3

Winner: CM Punk

Mick Foley comes out to announce that there will be a last chance match with a battle royal. If you want into said battle royal impress the boss

The Miz in the lockerroom backstage sits pissed

Granger? wrote:

The Miz in the lockerroom backstage sits pissed

Mick Foley walks into the lockeroom with his usual huge smile on his face.

Once again, Sheamus arrives.

Dangerous Rival wrote:

Once again, Sheamus arrives.

Who should I pick up to roleplay with you?

Dangerous Rival wrote:

Once again, Sheamus arrives.

Eh one more wouldn't hurt right?

Edge: Whoa whoa whoa, lets watch where your going there Ronald. Wouldn't want you to accidently head outside and Oh i dont know maybe actually get a tan. Maybe you should hang out with that tool Zack Ryder sometime and maybe he could help you get a little color, and he might be able to actually make you entertaining for once. Big deal nobody cares that you beat John Cena anymore. I've done that thousands of times. I'm the measuring stick in this industry NOT John, John Cena is nothing more than a clean Jeff Hardy