*Raw Spoilers*

-Scott Hall defeats Lex Luger in a Loser Leaves Town match.

-Claire Lynch and Mae Young wrestle to a 60 minute draw.

-Guest Host Wilfred Brimley strips CM Punk of the WWE Championship. Battle Royal to crown a new champ is won by Gangrel.

-Camo guy is in the audience.

-Hornswoggle defeats Cheex via powerbomb in a stellar main event.

-Strange vignette ends the show. It read: "ITM, Adam, Marik, Cocker".

Imagine how much smegma Gandalf must have...