EFNWrestling || Black Magic Fuckery

EFNW TV Champion Omega walks around because ue knows he's the best.

OT: Perhaps My last promo so...

We see one of the most hated superstars in pro wresting today, John Leopold sitting on a leather couch dressed in a white suit that fits a rich, undeserving bastard like him. There is small table next to him where he puts his favorite drink...Lemon Ice-Tea. Leopold takes a sip of his drink and then smiles.

"Aloha, My people My name is John Leopold and I am the greatest superstar in the world. That's of course something everybody knows and only a few can argue with. And those that argue with that will be convinced when I defeat Casey Anomaly here in his "home" as he calls it, EFNW. Extreme Fan Nation Wrestling. What a pathetic name anyway."

Leopold takes another sip of his Ice-Tea that only children and gay people find better than a beer.

"Let Me make this clear. The only reason I came into EFNW is to beat Casey Anomaly in a one on one match. Just one match. One match, one pin-fall, one, two, three! And that will be all. I will prove to the entire world that an under-rated guy like Me can beat an over-rated guy like Casey Anomaly. You see while I am the best wrestler/superstar alive everybody is talking about Casey Anomaly, Neville Ryan, Dan Maskell and of course the most lame superstar in the world that for some insane reason is the most over-hyped loser in the world, Cyrus Black. Yeah that's right. The "All Mighty" Cyrus Black is nothing but a drug-addicted, no good dummy. Cyrus is the reason that people all around the world mock our business and call it "fake". Cyrus is fake and lame and he is taking down not only EFNW, but ECCW, WWE and every other wrestling company in the world down with him. Except TNA, they go down by themselves."

John takes another sip of his lemon Ice-Tea.

"Someone may ask me why didn't I chose to go after that trash-can Cyrus or that faggot Neville Ryan or someone else that gets TV time they don't deserve. Why did I pick Casey Anomaly. Well I'll tell you why. Casey is the only person that needs to be exposed. Neville, Jarrett Calloway, Omega, Maskell, Will, they are all a bunch of losers. Cyrus is a guy everybody is cheering because his wins fake matches that the results are decided before every event. I know that because just like his daddy, I got money too and money can by everything, right Black? But even though Cyrus has bought all his titles and victories and is over-rated and over-hyped while he has nothing special, I kinda respect the guy. Well he is a bigger son of a bitch that I am. How can I not respect him? Casey is the only guy that needs to be exposed and I got just the facts I needed to show you."

Leopold takes one last sip from his Ice-Tea before the maid takes the empty cup off the table.

"I did My research and believe me, after all the things I discovered about Casey I feel like I was born yesterday! Let's start with the fact that his father was beating him for 10 long years until the day that little Casey and his friend from the hood beat down Casey's dad in a parking lot. No one saw "Senior Anomaly" after that event, which makes me think: Is Casey a murder? I'll let you people decide. Let's talk about his mother. Casey's mom was a total BITCH! Excuse me but I can't find a more fitting word to use. You see Casey's parent's werent married when he was born, in fact they never got married. They weren't even in a relationship. They had different "love partners". One day Casey's mom and her boy friend and Casey's dad and his girlfriend decided to have a...how you call it? Foursome! 9 months later...poof! There goes Casey! So we can clearly say that Casey was born via an orgy! Wow! How romantic! The only reason you came to life Cas is because your parents and their love partners were as sick as hell! So you came out and ruined their lives. Your mom and dad started living together without loving each other because of you. That's why your father was beating you up and that's why your mommy hated you and she still does! That's why you grew up in the streets. You never had a home. You never had a family. You were always a poor...BASTARD!"

Leopold laughs.

"I know it's wrong but...Oh man! It's so sad if you think it but it feels so good to know that you people were cheering for a bastard who came out of an orgy!"

Leopold keeps laughing.

"I knew that it was worth it! I knew that I made the right choice by picking you because you My friend are the most entertaining bastard I have ever seen in My life! So Cas, have you ever been in an orgy before? You may have a son that you should beat up right now!"

Leopold laughs again.

"My only hope Cas is that one day you will admit to yourself that you will never be loved by anyone and you will never find piece in your soul. When you do that, I have a proposal for you. Face me in a one on one loser leaves EFNW No Holds Barred match or quit EFNW by yourself and come work for me in Leopold enterprises. You will have a job with good money and you will survive. You have one week Casey. One week to make a decision. Face me and lose everything, or quit and come under My wings. Think about it bastard."

Leopold starts laughing again as the screen fades.

THE FOLLOWING IS SHOWN ON THE TITANTRONS OF BOTH THE EFNW AND THE CPW ARENAS.

Omega sits in a dark room, wide-eyed, his head taped up, as he looks to the floor, hands cupped together. He looks up into the camera, staring at it. He shows anger in his face, as he heavily breathes, the blood-stained tape on his head clearly visible, and he just holds his head.

Mr. 100% | Omega

“Surge, obviously, no matter where I go, I have to teach Surge a lesson. No matter where I go, he’s there, it’s sickening. I can’t get him out of my hair, for good. EFNW, CPW, it’s both the same. In EFNW, I’ve taken him to his limit and beyond, and he still comes after me. Now I have to target his friends and family while he just sits back and rests, as defend my title in 15 minute matches just to get to his family and friends. First there was Kyle O’Rapely, then there was Jimmy Sanchez, and soon, it’ll be Noeleen Phoenix. It’s obvious that I’m still EFNW TV Champion, and have been since I became the first champion. What really makes me angry is the fact that when I get through them all, I’ll defend my title against Surge himself, and win. Why does that make me angry? Because I wanna end this now, I wanna get Surge out of my hair so I can become EFNW Heavyweight Champion once and for all. But with Surge being too scared to face me head-to-head, as I barrel through anyone he holds dear, making me work up a sweat, so I can be weaker when we finally go face to face. Surge, it’s not working. Your hoping I’ll lose my title in one of these matches, and I’m happy to defend my title, I’m a fighting champion. What I want to know is, why wait? Why wait for me to go through these people, when you can protect them, protect them from a monster who wants the taste of blood. Surge, protect them, face me now.”

Omega leans closer to the camera, breathing heavily.

“And while all this was happening, I signed a contract with CPW, Chaos Pro Wrestling, where I barrel through people, and get to Defiance Day. In the CPW Championship match, I face Will Williams, Surge’s best friend it so happens, and what happens after I’m beaten? I go for revenge, revenge that I deserve, but as Will is on my shoulders, Surge’s theme hits, and out he comes. He hits me with the Murder Day Plunge, and I lay in the ring, senseless. Will’s the reason I’m wearing this blood-stained tape right now, but Surge is the entire reason for why I’m talking right now. In EFNW I take you farther than your limits, but you have the nerve to attack me post-match after I lose to Williams, blood flowing down my face, like a true champion. And yet, I walk out of Defiance Day, gold-less. I can admit I lost fairly, but what I can’t stand is how Surge is doing whatever he can, going wherever I am, just to try and get a piece of me. When it comes to you and me Surge, whether it be EFNW or CPW, I will always be better than you. The fans may love you, and hate me, but when it comes to in-ring skills, I am #1. It’s cause I’m ‘Mr. 100%’ Omega, and that means I’m 100% better than everyone else on the planet.”

Omega stands up and pushes the camera over, and the camera turns off.