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Jarrett. wrote:: *My guys do the stuff they like doing and shit*

Matt Xtreme then walks up to El Amazo and shoves him into the wall.

"Listen you fuckin' spick, I ain't ganna stop rapin' ya ass until you get'cha useless berry pickin' ass outa'mah GOD DAMN MOTHAFUCKIN ARENA!"

Xtreme then spits right in Amazo's face.

"RIGHT NOW BITCH!!! You know, there's a reason I TURNED ON YEH! IT'S BECAUSE THE ONLY THING YA GOOD FER IS WORKIN' AT THE FUCKIN' HOME DEPO!"

Kyle O'Rapely walks up behind the two.
"Get a room?"

Xtreme turns around and slaps O'Rapely IN HIS FACE!

"What are yer talkin' 'bout ya god damn pussy!? YOU THINK I LIKE THIS SKINNY FAT PIECE OF SHIT??? There's a reason I kicked'm in his balls! Ye know why? It's because he's MEXICAN! So why dont ye get yer potato harvesting ass outa'ere!!!"

*As Matt Xtreme says the Pimp's Prayer and readies his hand, El Amazo whips his belt around Matt's hand and pulls it back*
Amazo: *Dark, brooding voice* No más...

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Neville Ryan arrives at the arena shouldering his 3XW World Heavyweight championship. He signs a few autographs before walking in the front doors.

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After having his wrestling career ended at the hands of Dustin Shore, Harry Jones is being pushed out of the hospital in a wheel chair!

OT: I'm giving Nova and SP a warning for off-topic related posts ... Yeah, I still have that power. I suggest you don't reply to this and start RPing.

Subject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:10 am

Off: Nova, I'd REALLY love it if you would happen to reply to Marik who walked out during your promo. It'd help me write something back. Thank you very much.

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I will reply..
and no problem Hazza. I deserved it Razz

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.nova. wrote:: Alex Nova's theme hits.. yes.. he hasn't left. So yeah, he walks out onto the stage when the rapping part to the song playing starts. And he comes out with the Revolution title around his waist. He walks down the ramp completely showered in boo's and smirks after what happened on EFNW. He enters the ring and raises the mic.

Alex Nova: What a great match don't you all think so? I thought it was great.. but anyway, the guy actually showed me something. That he wants this title really badly eh? Didn't you see his mouth foaming up and what not, yeah that was brutal. And he attacked me like some savage dog, I mean anyone's first instinct is to run away when a dog is after you right? i couldn't let him hurt me. So Riff, tonight I'm out here, like a man, and I'm going to take what you said, or what you asked of me before. You want another shot at this title? You will get it. Because, I am putting this title, on the line, at the next pay-per-view. The fans want to see two men, who want to maul the hell out of each other, then so be it. It will happen. You requested 9...10, referees watching my every move.. no no no.. my title.. my rules. At the pay-per-view, it will be Alex nova, versus Riff Radley, for the Revolution title in a Last Man Standing match. And to fire up the tension, let's make it a loser leaves EFNW match. To end this shit once and for all.

The fans seem to like it, Nova smirks again, lowering the mic down to his waist, awaiting a response from the back, as fans start to get fired up, and burst into chants.

"Best Around" by Joe Esposito plays and the crowd goes into a FRENZY~!! Now, we're not just talking about a Hardcore Demon reaction, or a Harry Jones reaction, or even a Cyrus motherfucking Black reaction, we are talking about THE loudest crowd REACTION ever! It's like a bunch of CHEERS and ABSOLUTELY no one is booing or even NOT cheering! You know WHY? Because IT'S Warren Peace AND SCOTT GONE!! Warren Peace, not just the International superstar, he's the Intergalactic superstar! He has been to space and wrestled there for astronauts and aliens' entertainment alike! He has been to the highest and lowest peaks on Earth to train! Alex Nova should feel damn-well lucky to receive a visit not just from this exemplary man, or human, but this exemplary being that sets a universal standard of awesome! Oh, and Scott Gone's too. An aid rushes to get Warren a mic as him and Scott stand on top of the entrance ramp, but Warren easily pulls one out of his dress jacket's pocket, since he's also one of the greatest magicians to ever life. He flashes the attendant his awesome smile and all of a sudden the attendant stops in his tracks and goes starry eyed. This is the best day of his life! Screw his kids being born, this is Warren Peace! Warren then does the same to a row of chicks in the crowd, who faint, forcing EMTs to rush to them. But that's alright, it's Warren Peace and the EMTs are happy to clean up after him! Warren then turns his attention to Nova.

"Alright, Alex, this isn't the old EFNW. You and Riff both have a lot of talent, and I'd hate to see either of you go. Both of you have great potential, especially in EFNW, but to have a Loser Leaves EFNW match...that's just not something I want to do. This isn't the old EFNW, with Travis Jones, who always used to pull publicity stunts, light people on fire and the like. This is a newer, more pristine EFNW. As for it being your title, that is true, but I also like Riff's idea. How about we have the Nowhere to Hide match anyways? Not for the title, though. You see, Surge had quite a bit of fun when he booked you vs Riff in that hands-tied-behind-the-back match. But, I don't feel it offered quite what either you or Riff wanted. So, we WILL have the Nowhere to Hide match, not for the title, and if Riff beats you, he gets the title shot in a Last Man Standing match!"

Warren poses as the crowd goes absolutely freakin' wild! Scott Gone is there too.

Alex Nova raises the mic slowly as to speak, but then lowers is making a small movement with his mouth and he looks down at the ground, before raising the hand and the mic pressed to his lips.

"You know what, you may be on to something there.. maybe a loser leaves EFNW match isn't quite there is it? Maybe we do need a Nowhere to Hide match. And I'll gladly compete in it. Now, of course, as the challenger, Riff has a slight advantage going into this match. And who can blame him, I'm impressed with his performance thus far as well. So it has been decided that it will happen. I appreciate your words of wisdom, and your flattering compliments.."
Alex steps closer to the camera and gets his face in it

"Riff you watching? Soon, you won't have ANYWHERE to hide..."

A sadistic smirk is spread across Alex's face, as he lowers the mic, awaiting any last words from Warren, or Scott Gone, if he's still there.

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OT: Harry Jones is finished with EFNWrestling. Dustin can now claim that he ended the career of Harry Jones Razz

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Omega is walking around after Surge randomly stopped talking.

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Neville Ryan is walking through the hallway to the nearest vending machine with his 3XW World Heavyweight title around his waist. He notices _____ who approaches him.

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Brooklyn Rage! wrote:: Omega is walking around after Surge randomly stopped talking.

This just in: Surge was found dead in his condo for the fifth consecutive time.

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Jarrett. wrote:

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INVISIBLE TRAIN MAN wrote:

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Jarrett. wrote:: *My guys do the stuff they like doing and shit*

Matt Xtreme then walks up to El Amazo and shoves him into the wall.

"Listen you fuckin' spick, I ain't ganna stop rapin' ya ass until you get'cha useless berry pickin' ass outa'mah GOD DAMN MOTHAFUCKIN ARENA!"

Xtreme then spits right in Amazo's face.

"RIGHT NOW BITCH!!! You know, there's a reason I TURNED ON YEH! IT'S BECAUSE THE ONLY THING YA GOOD FER IS WORKIN' AT THE FUCKIN' HOME DEPO!"

Kyle O'Rapely walks up behind the two.
"Get a room?"

Xtreme turns around and slaps O'Rapely IN HIS FACE!

"What are yer talkin' 'bout ya god damn pussy!? YOU THINK I LIKE THIS SKINNY FAT PIECE OF SHIT??? There's a reason I kicked'm in his balls! Ye know why? It's because he's MEXICAN! So why dont ye get yer potato harvesting ass outa'ere!!!"

*As Matt Xtreme says the Pimp's Prayer and readies his hand, El Amazo whips his belt around Matt's hand and pulls it back*
Amazo: *Dark, brooding voice* No más...

*Xtreme then turns around and looks Amazo dead in his Mexican eyes with a Nova-face.*

"What do ya think ya are, boy? Some kinda GOD DAMN JAPANESE KUNG FU EXPERT?! I will KICK YO ASS, SON! By the way, you ain't no Jap, you a MEXICANO! A CHOLO! OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

Xtreme then pulls out his hunting knife and slices Amazo's belt IN HALF!!!

"I spent many a moons wandering the GOD DAMN AUSTRALIAN DESERT! I murdered thousands of wolves with my bear hands! The only reason I needed this fuckin' knife is because I kept cutting myself so I could feel more alive!! So you really think that ye can kickmahass?!"

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Brooklyn Rage! wrote:: Omega is walking around after Surge randomly stopped talking.

This just in: Surge was found dead in his condo for the fifth consecutive time.

Omega hears this news and just laughs as this is old news now.

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*Dustin Shore is backstage, looking fidgety and out of sorts.*

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OT: Cujo, can you stop using Xtreme?

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[Kevin Evans is about to cut a promo calling someone out]

OOC:

Chat hazza?

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OT: Tomorrow

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Angel Rodriguez is in the gym after beating Twista XL, with Victor Elias outside the door.

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Kira wrote:: OT: Cujo, can you stop using Xtreme?

OOC: Not like you use him.

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Kira wrote:: OT: Cujo, can you stop using Xtreme?

Bro, we cant just end this awesome storyline like it never happened.

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Illest Motherfucker Alive wrote:

Jarrett. wrote:

I Fap To :# wrote:

INVISIBLE TRAIN MAN wrote:

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Jarrett. wrote:: *My guys do the stuff they like doing and shit*

Matt Xtreme then walks up to El Amazo and shoves him into the wall.

"Listen you fuckin' spick, I ain't ganna stop rapin' ya ass until you get'cha useless berry pickin' ass outa'mah GOD DAMN MOTHAFUCKIN ARENA!"

Xtreme then spits right in Amazo's face.

"RIGHT NOW BITCH!!! You know, there's a reason I TURNED ON YEH! IT'S BECAUSE THE ONLY THING YA GOOD FER IS WORKIN' AT THE FUCKIN' HOME DEPO!"

Kyle O'Rapely walks up behind the two.
"Get a room?"

Xtreme turns around and slaps O'Rapely IN HIS FACE!

"What are yer talkin' 'bout ya god damn pussy!? YOU THINK I LIKE THIS SKINNY FAT PIECE OF SHIT??? There's a reason I kicked'm in his balls! Ye know why? It's because he's MEXICAN! So why dont ye get yer potato harvesting ass outa'ere!!!"

*As Matt Xtreme says the Pimp's Prayer and readies his hand, El Amazo whips his belt around Matt's hand and pulls it back*
Amazo: *Dark, brooding voice* No más...

*Xtreme then turns around and looks Amazo dead in his Mexican eyes with a Nova-face.*

"What do ya think ya are, boy? Some kinda GOD DAMN JAPANESE KUNG FU EXPERT?! I will KICK YO ASS, SON! By the way, you ain't no Jap, you a MEXICANO! A CHOLO! OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

Xtreme then pulls out his hunting knife and slices Amazo's belt IN HALF!!!

"I spent many a moons wandering the GOD DAMN AUSTRALIAN DESERT! I murdered thousands of wolves with my bear hands! The only reason I needed this fuckin' knife is because I kept cutting myself so I could feel more alive!! So you really think that ye can kickmahass?!"

Kyle O'Rapely begins laughing at the braggingness of Xtreme.

"Hahaha. You rasist bastard ..."

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.nova. wrote:

I Fap to Noeleen wrote:

.nova. wrote:: Alex Nova's theme hits.. yes.. he hasn't left. So yeah, he walks out onto the stage when the rapping part to the song playing starts. And he comes out with the Revolution title around his waist. He walks down the ramp completely showered in boo's and smirks after what happened on EFNW. He enters the ring and raises the mic.

Alex Nova: What a great match don't you all think so? I thought it was great.. but anyway, the guy actually showed me something. That he wants this title really badly eh? Didn't you see his mouth foaming up and what not, yeah that was brutal. And he attacked me like some savage dog, I mean anyone's first instinct is to run away when a dog is after you right? i couldn't let him hurt me. So Riff, tonight I'm out here, like a man, and I'm going to take what you said, or what you asked of me before. You want another shot at this title? You will get it. Because, I am putting this title, on the line, at the next pay-per-view. The fans want to see two men, who want to maul the hell out of each other, then so be it. It will happen. You requested 9...10, referees watching my every move.. no no no.. my title.. my rules. At the pay-per-view, it will be Alex nova, versus Riff Radley, for the Revolution title in a Last Man Standing match. And to fire up the tension, let's make it a loser leaves EFNW match. To end this shit once and for all.

The fans seem to like it, Nova smirks again, lowering the mic down to his waist, awaiting a response from the back, as fans start to get fired up, and burst into chants.

"Best Around" by Joe Esposito plays and the crowd goes into a FRENZY~!! Now, we're not just talking about a Hardcore Demon reaction, or a Harry Jones reaction, or even a Cyrus motherfucking Black reaction, we are talking about THE loudest crowd REACTION ever! It's like a bunch of CHEERS and ABSOLUTELY no one is booing or even NOT cheering! You know WHY? Because IT'S Warren Peace AND SCOTT GONE!! Warren Peace, not just the International superstar, he's the Intergalactic superstar! He has been to space and wrestled there for astronauts and aliens' entertainment alike! He has been to the highest and lowest peaks on Earth to train! Alex Nova should feel damn-well lucky to receive a visit not just from this exemplary man, or human, but this exemplary being that sets a universal standard of awesome! Oh, and Scott Gone's too. An aid rushes to get Warren a mic as him and Scott stand on top of the entrance ramp, but Warren easily pulls one out of his dress jacket's pocket, since he's also one of the greatest magicians to ever life. He flashes the attendant his awesome smile and all of a sudden the attendant stops in his tracks and goes starry eyed. This is the best day of his life! Screw his kids being born, this is Warren Peace! Warren then does the same to a row of chicks in the crowd, who faint, forcing EMTs to rush to them. But that's alright, it's Warren Peace and the EMTs are happy to clean up after him! Warren then turns his attention to Nova.

"Alright, Alex, this isn't the old EFNW. You and Riff both have a lot of talent, and I'd hate to see either of you go. Both of you have great potential, especially in EFNW, but to have a Loser Leaves EFNW match...that's just not something I want to do. This isn't the old EFNW, with Travis Jones, who always used to pull publicity stunts, light people on fire and the like. This is a newer, more pristine EFNW. As for it being your title, that is true, but I also like Riff's idea. How about we have the Nowhere to Hide match anyways? Not for the title, though. You see, Surge had quite a bit of fun when he booked you vs Riff in that hands-tied-behind-the-back match. But, I don't feel it offered quite what either you or Riff wanted. So, we WILL have the Nowhere to Hide match, not for the title, and if Riff beats you, he gets the title shot in a Last Man Standing match!"

Warren poses as the crowd goes absolutely freakin' wild! Scott Gone is there too.

Alex Nova raises the mic slowly as to speak, but then lowers is making a small movement with his mouth and he looks down at the ground, before raising the hand and the mic pressed to his lips.

"You know what, you may be on to something there.. maybe a loser leaves EFNW match isn't quite there is it? Maybe we do need a Nowhere to Hide match. And I'll gladly compete in it. Now, of course, as the challenger, Riff has a slight advantage going into this match. And who can blame him, I'm impressed with his performance thus far as well. So it has been decided that it will happen. I appreciate your words of wisdom, and your flattering compliments.."
Alex steps closer to the camera and gets his face in it

"Riff you watching? Soon, you won't have ANYWHERE to hide..."

A sadistic smirk is spread across Alex's face, as he lowers the mic, awaiting any last words from Warren, or Scott Gone, if he's still there.

Warren drops a smoke bomb and when the smoke clears, he's gone! He's amazing so it's obvious he can do that shit, but the fans still pop loud as a motherfucker for it! Scott Gone is still there, so he makes a Nova face and runs backstage.

Subject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:08 pm

Cyrus Black, EFNW World Champion, is using a laptop while sitting on a production crate.

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Cyrus T wrote:: Cyrus Black, EFNW World Champion, is using a laptop while sitting on a production crate.

Neville Ryan, 3XW World Heavyweight champion, approaches him with his belt hoisted on his shoulder.

"Hello again Cyrus, how are you?" he asks

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Matt Xtreme is waiting for El Amazo to arrive at Taco Bell!

Contender Posts : 1677 Age : 29 Location : Whitby, England

Angel Rodriguez and Victor Elias are preparing a promo.

Eric Lindgren is preparing something big.

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