EFNW Wrestling :: The Science of Evil

Twista XL, shockingly, arrives.

Adam wrote:

Twista XL, shockingly, arrives.

Then, even more shockingly, EFNW World Champion Cyrus Black blindsides him, slamming him into the wall. He keeps a hold of him as he shouts:

Cyrus Black: WHO ARE YOU?! WHY ARE YOU MASQUERADING AROUND AS TWISTA XL?! WHAT IS YOUR GAME, YOU IMPOSTER?!!!

Cyrus T wrote:

Adam wrote:

Twista XL, shockingly, arrives.

Then, even more shockingly, EFNW World Champion Cyrus Black blindsides him, slamming him into the wall. He keeps a hold of him as he shouts:

Cyrus Black: WHO ARE YOU?! WHY ARE YOU MASQUERADING AROUND AS TWISTA XL?! WHAT IS YOUR GAME, YOU IMPOSTER?!!!

Surge runs in and starts laying in some stomps to the gut as well as some elbows.

"YOU TOOK MY WATERLEMONS~!! GIVE THEM BACK~!!"

★нαя∂¢σяє ¢συитяу★ wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

★нαя∂¢σяє ¢συитяу★ wrote:

Captain2 wrote:

Neville smiles and takes her comments at face value

"I knew that would cheer you up. So how is it going over here for you?"

Lara - *She sighs* "As of yet, im practically back to being a nobody! Its a bit of a knock you know, comig from somewhere, where you are practically a legend, to somewhere when nobody even knows what you can do! I mean, not that i was expectig to come here and rule things, but once business picks up, im sure i will be back on the path to the top! It's what i do y'know!"

"Yeah you'll do just fine, with my arrival you'll get a bunch of people coming to watch my matches and they'll see you and start wanting to see you too. Its a trickle down theory. You're talented enough to pull it off" He replies happily

Lara - "Wow! You got a hell o'va ego since the last time i saw you papi! Its not that flatterin'!"

Raising his eyebrow Neville looks a little suprised

"An ego? I'm not saying I could carry the whole company by myself. For every "King Arthur" there's a Guinevere in the background. That's you. She's a crucial character too." he argues

"Besides, I'm just giving people what they want. They demand merchandise, autographs and photo ops and here I am. The legions of fans demand it Lara"

Surgeta wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Adam wrote:

Twista XL, shockingly, arrives.

Then, even more shockingly, EFNW World Champion Cyrus Black blindsides him, slamming him into the wall. He keeps a hold of him as he shouts:

Cyrus Black: WHO ARE YOU?! WHY ARE YOU MASQUERADING AROUND AS TWISTA XL?! WHAT IS YOUR GAME, YOU IMPOSTER?!!!

Surge runs in and starts laying in some stomps to the gut as well as some elbows.

"YOU TOOK MY WATERLEMONS~!! GIVE THEM BACK~!!"

Twista XL kips up and does a double-punch to Surge and Cyrus. He then whips out a gun and points it at Surge.

Twista XL: Da fuck man? DA FUCK?

Surge: Fag.

BANG BANG!

Twista XL shoots at Surge, but it just bounces off him and the bullet ricochets towards Cyrus who backflips over the bullet. The three men look at each other.

Adam wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Adam wrote:

Twista XL, shockingly, arrives.

Then, even more shockingly, EFNW World Champion Cyrus Black blindsides him, slamming him into the wall. He keeps a hold of him as he shouts:

Cyrus Black: WHO ARE YOU?! WHY ARE YOU MASQUERADING AROUND AS TWISTA XL?! WHAT IS YOUR GAME, YOU IMPOSTER?!!!

Surge runs in and starts laying in some stomps to the gut as well as some elbows.

"YOU TOOK MY WATERLEMONS~!! GIVE THEM BACK~!!"

Twista XL kips up and does a double-punch to Surge and Cyrus. He then whips out a gun and points it at Surge.

Twista XL: Da fuck man? DA FUCK?

Surge: Fag.

BANG BANG!

Twista XL shoots at Surge, but it just bounces off him and the bullet ricochets towards Cyrus who backflips over the bullet. The three men look at each other.

Cyrus casually looks at the carnage that the three men had caused as he shrugs.

Cyrus Black: Huh...guess you were the real deal. How's it going Twista? Wait, better question: where the hell'd you run off to?!

Cyrus T wrote:

Adam wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Adam wrote:

Twista XL, shockingly, arrives.

Then, even more shockingly, EFNW World Champion Cyrus Black blindsides him, slamming him into the wall. He keeps a hold of him as he shouts:

Cyrus Black: WHO ARE YOU?! WHY ARE YOU MASQUERADING AROUND AS TWISTA XL?! WHAT IS YOUR GAME, YOU IMPOSTER?!!!

Surge runs in and starts laying in some stomps to the gut as well as some elbows.

"YOU TOOK MY WATERLEMONS~!! GIVE THEM BACK~!!"

Twista XL kips up and does a double-punch to Surge and Cyrus. He then whips out a gun and points it at Surge.

Twista XL: Da fuck man? DA FUCK?

Surge: Fag.

BANG BANG!

Twista XL shoots at Surge, but it just bounces off him and the bullet ricochets towards Cyrus who backflips over the bullet. The three men look at each other.

Cyrus casually looks at the carnage that the three men had caused as he shrugs.

Cyrus Black: Huh...guess you were the real deal. How's it going Twista? Wait, better question: where the hell'd you run off to?!

Twista XL: I dunno mayne, that Omega dick put me through a stack of tables, kinda hurt, y'know?

off: Holy shit, those Cyrus/Neville/Surge banners are sick.

Future TJ wrote:

off: Holy shit, those Cyrus/Neville/Surge banners are sick.

Yeah, Marik did an awesome job

Neville nods and grins

"Yeah, it's amazing the kind of confidence that being a titan of the industry gives you. Invites to all of the hottest clubs, free meals at the classiest restaurants and piles of clothes with my face or name on them." he smirks and leans back

"Hail to the king"

Adam wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Adam wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Adam wrote:

Twista XL, shockingly, arrives.

Then, even more shockingly, EFNW World Champion Cyrus Black blindsides him, slamming him into the wall. He keeps a hold of him as he shouts:

Cyrus Black: WHO ARE YOU?! WHY ARE YOU MASQUERADING AROUND AS TWISTA XL?! WHAT IS YOUR GAME, YOU IMPOSTER?!!!

Surge runs in and starts laying in some stomps to the gut as well as some elbows.

"YOU TOOK MY WATERLEMONS~!! GIVE THEM BACK~!!"

Twista XL kips up and does a double-punch to Surge and Cyrus. He then whips out a gun and points it at Surge.

Twista XL: Da fuck man? DA FUCK?

Surge: Fag.

BANG BANG!

Twista XL shoots at Surge, but it just bounces off him and the bullet ricochets towards Cyrus who backflips over the bullet. The three men look at each other.

Cyrus casually looks at the carnage that the three men had caused as he shrugs.

Cyrus Black: Huh...guess you were the real deal. How's it going Twista? Wait, better question: where the hell'd you run off to?!

Twista XL: I dunno mayne, that Omega dick put me through a stack of tables, kinda hurt, y'know?

Cyrus Black: Well, yeah...but dude, you kinda left me high and dry. Not only was I unable to give you your rematch for my title and was therefore forced to fight scrubs like Harry Jones and Alex Nova, but you being gone left me relatively unable to contend for the tag titles in 3XW back when it was still open. Bro...not cool!

Yea. You guys should get some.

Cyrus T wrote:

Adam wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Adam wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Adam wrote:

Twista XL, shockingly, arrives.

Then, even more shockingly, EFNW World Champion Cyrus Black blindsides him, slamming him into the wall. He keeps a hold of him as he shouts:

Cyrus Black: WHO ARE YOU?! WHY ARE YOU MASQUERADING AROUND AS TWISTA XL?! WHAT IS YOUR GAME, YOU IMPOSTER?!!!

Surge runs in and starts laying in some stomps to the gut as well as some elbows.

"YOU TOOK MY WATERLEMONS~!! GIVE THEM BACK~!!"

Twista XL kips up and does a double-punch to Surge and Cyrus. He then whips out a gun and points it at Surge.

Twista XL: Da fuck man? DA FUCK?

Surge: Fag.

BANG BANG!

Twista XL shoots at Surge, but it just bounces off him and the bullet ricochets towards Cyrus who backflips over the bullet. The three men look at each other.

Cyrus casually looks at the carnage that the three men had caused as he shrugs.

Cyrus Black: Huh...guess you were the real deal. How's it going Twista? Wait, better question: where the hell'd you run off to?!

Twista XL: I dunno mayne, that Omega dick put me through a stack of tables, kinda hurt, y'know?

Cyrus Black: Well, yeah...but dude, you kinda left me high and dry. Not only was I unable to give you your rematch for my title and was therefore forced to fight scrubs like Harry Jones and Alex Nova, but you being gone left me relatively unable to contend for the tag titles in 3XW back when it was still open. Bro...not cool!

Twista XL: Look I'm hardcore. You know it. But I landed awkwardly. I know I kinda fucked off but . . . shit happens. Alex Nova? He's actually in the main event? The fuck?

OOC - Marik, do me one

Surgeta wrote:

Yea. You guys should get some.

You know, I never did get anything back for the last Surge tron I made you...

Cyrus sighs as he pats Twista on the shoulder.

Cyrus Black: Yeah, yeah...I really don't blame you. I just like screwing with your head, that's all. As far as Alex Nova...yeah, he won some stupid gauntlet match or whatever and now he's got a World Title match against me at the next PPV. It's annoying, to say the least...especially considering how rock-stupid Nova's been over the last couple of weeks.

In that case gimmie the CAW/pic base, color scheme, accomplishments and some shit to put in the middle.

Surgeta wrote:

In that case gimmie the CAW/pic base, color scheme, accomplishments and some shit to put in the middle.

How about Alex Shelley as Will Williams, Black/White ish, 1x Crush World Heavyweight Champion, 1x ECCW Legends Champion, 1x ECCW Hardcore Champion, 2010 ECCW King of the Ring, ECCW Tag Team Champion. Choose whatever you want to put in there.

Oh, and the quote: "If You Want Beef, He'll Bring The Ruckus".

Thanks, babe.

Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus sighs as he pats Twista on the shoulder.

Cyrus Black: Yeah, yeah...I really don't blame you. I just like screwing with your head, that's all. As far as Alex Nova...yeah, he won some stupid gauntlet match or whatever and now he's got a World Title match against me at the next PPV. It's annoying, to say the least...especially considering how rock-stupid Nova's been over the last couple of weeks.

Twista XL: Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Bro, if you don't retain against Nova, I'mma kick you in the nuts. Hard. I mean it.

Adam wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus sighs as he pats Twista on the shoulder.

Cyrus Black: Yeah, yeah...I really don't blame you. I just like screwing with your head, that's all. As far as Alex Nova...yeah, he won some stupid gauntlet match or whatever and now he's got a World Title match against me at the next PPV. It's annoying, to say the least...especially considering how rock-stupid Nova's been over the last couple of weeks.

Twista XL: Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Bro, if you don't retain against Nova, I'mma kick you in the nuts. Hard. I mean it.

Cyrus Black: If I don't retain, I'll let you kick me in the nuts. Seriously, though, this kid's trying to act all badass and short-sell me...ME, of all people! And above all else, it seems that everything he says is some new brand of idiotic. Oh yes, it will be a pleasure dumping him on his head.

Future TJ wrote:

Surgeta wrote:

In that case gimmie the CAW/pic base, color scheme, accomplishments and some shit to put in the middle.

How about Alex Shelley as Will Williams, Black/White ish, 1x Crush World Heavyweight Champion, 1x ECCW Legends Champion, 1x ECCW Hardcore Champion, 2010 ECCW King of the Ring, ECCW Tag Team Champion. Choose whatever you want to put in there.

Oh, and the quote: "If You Want Beef, He'll Bring The Ruckus".

Thanks, babe.

Off the top of my head I can remember we won the Crush titles once and the Undisputed Titles twice, Tag Team of the Year for 2010, and you also won Match of the Year, Promo of the Year and maybe one more thing.

Your sig' on Bob2's forum had "The Invention of Jobbing" staring HHH and an emoticon of a banana that when set to some Britney Spears song would dance perfectly in-sync.

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

I doubt it, but if only Marik a.k.a. Surge could make one for Omega...

Fill out the requirements and sure.