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The fans burst into cheers as Rock’s theme plays. He doesn’t appear for a while, and the fans look at the titantron, expecting a satellite message. Eventually, The Rock appears on the stage, as the fans burst into even louder cheers. He walks down the ramp, up the steps, and climbs to the second rope on the outside. He raises an arm into the air, then goes back down to the apron and steps into the ring. He gets a microphone from ringside and starts talking.

The Great One | The Rock | The Brahma Bull

“Alright, The Rock needs to get a few things straight while he is out here. The Rock hear that “The Pasty White” Sheamus and his butt buddy Drew McIntyre are trying to get into The Rock’s head! Its cool its cool, it happens a lot. But the one thing that Rock does not understand, is how they’re doing it. They take out the PG Rated Superstar Edge, the Long Island chump Zack Ryder, the little pink ant guy Pinkie Sanchez or whatever his name is on a D-Rated show AT BEST, and by attacking The Rock from behind while he was pre-occupied with a Street Thug wanna-be Shad! You see, Team Bring It wants revenge! And revenge they will get this Monday on Nitro! Team Bring It has more forces than the Foreign Invasion ever could DREAM of reaching, because, each and every member of the WWE Universe is a member of Team Bring It! The Rock see in the front row, up there, over there, over here, all the way up there, ALL THE WAY INTO THE CHEAP SEATS The Rock sees Team Bring It shirts! We got Team Bring It there, there, there, everywhere The Rock goes! When The Rock goes to the grocery store to pick up some milk and eggs for his high-protein, low-carb diet, he sees Team Bring It shirts! When The Rock goes to the gym to get a good workout in before the show, he sees Team Bring It Shirts! Whatever the time of day, wherever the place is, however many people are there, there is always at least one Team Bring It shirts! And other members of Team Bring It come up to The Rock and tell him that their Team Bring It shirt is out in the washing machine at home because they wore it for 2 weeks straight! They just could not seem to take off the Team Bring It shirt! And with good reason, because at the head of Team Bring It, is none other than the jabroni beating, pie-eating, trail blazing, eyebrow-raising, THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN ALL OF SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT, THE ROCK! If ya smell, what The Rock, is, cooking!”

Rock’s theme blares again as he walks over to the turnbuckle, climbs to the second rope and raises his arm into the air. He stares into the crowd, then jumps down and rolls out of the ring, walking backstage, slapping hands with fans until he gets to the back.

88 Days | 2 Hours | 32 Minutes | 31 Seconds