EFNW Presents: Bloodbath

.::Tag Team Title Match::.

Phenominal v. Mystery Team

The highflying duo have been displaying a new attitude lately, but will it allow them to defeat a team from the unknown in a ladder match? Phenominal has nothing to lose and everything to gain, but it must be assumed their opponents are the same way.

.::Grudge Match::.

Yusuf Ali v. Charlie Sheen

Ever since the two butted heads during a "Tiger Blood Challenge," Ali and Sheen have been filled with hatred of one another. Will Ali prove himself to be the dominant force that he's been billed as, or will he get burned by Flame Breathing Fists?

.::Vixen Title Match::.

Amy and Kelly have been at each other's throats since day one. Now after some trickery on the part of Surge, this match has a special stipulation, and the loser will have to perform oral sex on Jarrett Calloway! Will Surge's interference embarass the Empire, or will Kelly be Jarrett's new acquaintance?

.::Hardcore Title Match::.

Lately, Harry Jones has started a mean streak. After angrily declaring he was sick of being overlooked, Jones attacked Casey after being defeated, and said they would have a rematch come Bloodbath. Evans made it more interesting by making it for the Hardcore Title! Atleast the new owner is good for something.

.::Briefcase Match::.

Brilliant and crazy is a dangerous combination, as demonstrated by EFNW's anarchist, Shaun Moriarty. Undefeated in EFNW, Moriarty won a battle royale that allowed him to make any match he wanted for Bloodbath. Moriarty capitalized, challenging the cameraman to a match for a briefcase equivalent to that of the MitB briefcase.

.::International Title Match::.

In his first ever match in EFNW, Cyrus Black defeated Jake Lyndon for the International Title. Now one of the Empire's original soldiers is taking aim at one of Evans' most hated enemies. Will Lyndon bring the gold back to his faction, or will Black show him the Long and Winding Road out the door?

.::EFNW Championship Match::.

Ever since EFNW rebooted itself earlier this year, Surge and Dan Maskell have been the men to beat. Neville Ryan has also recently established himself as a force to be reckoned with, picking up nine straight wins, with his only loss coming in a Handicap match! However, this goes deeper than just the World Title, it represents the power in EFNW. Surge has recently lead the charge against Evans' Empire, for which Maskell has been heading. The whole landscape of EFNW will change on Sunday, but in which way?

Ali V Charlie Sheen

Recap

Charlie did jack crap in this match. He tried to nail lefts and rights on Ali but he just big booted Sheen. Ali taunted and just started punching the crap out of sheen. Ali then smashed his foot into Sheens gut. Ali backed off. Sheen started to stand up. Just he did. Ali ran in and hit the Sands of time! Cover 1…2…..3!!!! Ali has beaten Sheen!!!!

[Written By John]

Amy © v. Kelly

***Closing Moments***

Amy has dominated most of the match, and currently has Kelly in the corner. She fires a couple of punches into Kelly’s face before charging forward and aiming a big boot into the face of her opponent. Amy then throws up a taunt that seems to be a symbol for The Empire, and sets Kelly up for the Good Night Kiss! But Kelly escapes, and hits Amy with a Good Night Kiss of her own! Kelly covers Amy, and the official counts, one, two, THREE!

Kelly climbs to the top turnbuckle and celebrates her win, taunting Amy relentlessly. Then Surge is seen on the Titantron, singing “Blow, Jarrett, Amy” to the tune of “Ice, Ice, Baby” as Jarrett is brought to the ring. Amy sadly gets onto her knees to blow Calloway, when Daniel Evans comes to the ring. He explains that this show is on Cable, and unlike HDNet, EFNW doesn’t show naughty things on TV. Evans and Amy then head backstage, getting massive heat from the fans.

Harry Jones V Casey

Recap

Harry and Casey have put on a clinic. They have gone through tables, a ladder and other objects. Harry busts Casey open with a chair with tacks through it! The crowd is booing, at Harry, as he taunts. He turns around only to be met by a kick to dick, from Casey who is somehow, moving. Casey kicks up and nails Harry with his boot. Casey then smashes a kendo stick across Harry’s back. He keeps smashing it, until Harry’s back is bleeding. The crowd now is cheering. Casey yells at them before running off the ropes and smashing his foot into Harry’s skull. Harry is down and out. Casey picks up Harry before nailing double under hook DDT! Casey covers 1…2 kick out! Harry kicks out!

Harry shows why he is a legend by kicking out. Casey is angry. He stands up. He lines up harry for Journey End but harry spins out. Harry mounts his attack by hitting quick forearms. He whips Casey into the ropes, and when he comes back, Harry goes for the HKO, but Casey spins out and nails Journey End!!! Casey Covers 1…2…3 kick out!! Harry kicks out after the three!! Casey has done it he is hardcore champion!

[Written by John]

Shaun def. Cameraman Stephen

***Recap***

Not much to tell, the match lasted all of five minutes, and poor Stephen was just tortured the whole time. After finally ending the match, Shaun raised his briefcase high in the air, saying that when the time is right, he'll be a World Champion.

Cyrus Black vs Jake Lyndon: First Blood Match for the International Title

Having been relentlessly taunted by Cyrus Black since he won the belt, Jake wastes no time in unleashing his frustration on Cyrus, pouncing on him at the opening bell. Cyrus, no stranger to brawls himself, turns the tables and starts throwing punches as well, getting himself out of the corner and forcing Lyndon back.

Black and Lyndon then get down to wrestling, opening up with a collar-and-elbow tie up. The two men fight for position until Lyndon gets the upper hand, leg-sweeping Black and working him over, wearing him down while taking pot shots at Black’s forehead, hoping to draw blood. Black, however, manages to get out of a rear chinlock and reverses it into a makeshift stunner. Woozy, Lyndon is unable to protect himself as he falls to one knee and Black drives his boot into his skull with the Madman’s Detour. Black orders the ref to check Lyndon for blood, but the challenger is clean!

Black, undaunted, grabs Lyndon by the scruff of his neck, only to get his balls smashed by Lyndon. Lyndon quickly gets to his feet and hits Black with a pair of belly-to-belly suplexes before DDTing the International Champion with authority. Black rolls out of the ring, dazed and confused but still not bloodied.

Incensed, Lyndon slides out of the ring and starts laying in closed fists on Black’s forehead, feverishly trying to draw blood. Black is out for a loop as Lyndon tosses Black into the barricade and back into the ring. He then grabs a nearby steel chair and slides into the ring, getting back to his feet as Black stands on spaghetti legs. Lyndon swings and misses, as Black gets an adrenaline rush and hits Lyndon with a series of stiff forearm shots. Black does an atomic drop on Lyndon before German suplexing Lyndon back first onto the chair, a move Black calls “Shattered Pride.” Lyndon still keeps his blood inside as Black turns his attention to a corner turnbuckle, and he rips off the protective padding, exposing it. Black grabs Lyndon and puts him in position for the First Five Steps, but Lyndon regains his senses and slides out and behind Black, taking his boot and driving Black face-first into the turnbuckle! Lyndon demands that the ref check Black for blood, but to his shock and the crowd’s delight, Black still hasn’t bled!

However, Black is still in la-la-land as he stumbles outside the ring again, as Lyndon grabs the steel chair from earlier and slides out, laying in a pair of vile chair shots to the back of the International Champion. Lyndon, fuming that he hasn’t been able to put Black away, sees the steel ring posts as he grins wickedly. Lyndon drags Black and props him up against the ring post, before grabbing the steel chair and sizing Black up. Lyndon swings for Black’s head…but Black slides away and grabs Lyndon by the head, slamming him face-first into the edge of the ring! Black then makes good on his promise from earlier and throws Lyndon head-first into the steel ring post, but again he can’t draw blood!
Black is still not deterred as a slight smirk forms on his face, almost as if he’s getting a sick sort of pleasure out of this match. Black lays in a few punches to Lyndon’s face before rolling him back into the ring. Black grabs his trademark Singapore cane from the corner of the ring and slides in, laying into Lyndon with cane shot after cane shot. Lyndon is yelling in pain as Black starts to choke Lyndon with the cane for several seconds before letting him go. Black, seeing Lyndon motionless on the mat, climbs up a corner and stands on the top turnbuckle, clearly going for the Nail in the Coffin. Lyndon, however, out of desperation gets up and pushes Black off…sending him outside of the ring, his head bouncing off the ring apron! Lyndon again yells for the ref to check Black, but again there’s no blood! Black can be seen fumbling for something under the ring as Lyndon rolls out and sets him up for a Chaos Theory…but Black throws a punch with his hand wrapped in barbed wire!

This disorients Lyndon as Black wraps the barbed wire around Lyndon’s forehead. The International Champion does a throat slash to taunt Lyndon as he locks him in a hammerlock guillotine…before dropping him on his head with Storming The Gates! The DDT maneuver drives the barbed wire into Lyndon’s forehead, finally drawing blood and allowing Cyrus Black to retain the International Title!

Winner: Cyrus Black

The ref hands Black his title belt as he’s on one knee, exhausted after such a grueling match. Nonetheless, he’s smirking like a madman as he poses with the title (and hits Lyndon in his now-crimson face with a forearm shot when he tries to get back up) and stumbles back to his feet. Black looks in the camera and mouths the words “Keep ‘em coming, Evans” as he shuffles towards backstages…a bruised and battered man, but still champion.

[Written Like A Legend By Cyrus]