EFNW: "Extreme's Original Definition" [17.1]

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Cyrus T wrote:: Cyrus Black is in the gym, working on a punching bag. Yep, that's it. No humor or gimmicks. He's just working on his punches.

In the meanwhile, EFNW Champ Surge is working a punching bag as well. Except this one has pictures of people he doesn't like, including the Empire, and he's stabbing the shizzle out of it.

OOC: I forgot about this. I think it's dead...

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WTF? I know I posted the full show. -_-

I got most of it saved though and I'll post it after I rewrite the rest. Also, Marik we needa talk about ICIWBIMBW.

CAPS LOCK wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:: Cyrus Black is in the gym, working on a punching bag. Yep, that's it. No humor or gimmicks. He's just working on his punches.

In the meanwhile, EFNW Champ Surge is working a punching bag as well. Except this one has pictures of people he doesn't like, including the Empire, and he's stabbing the shizzle out of it.

OOC: I forgot about this. I think it's dead...

Cyrus sees Surge stabbing his punching bag.

Cyrus Black: Oh, so that explains why you shank people so well.

OOC: Eh, only a little.

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Cyrus T wrote:

CAPS LOCK wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:: Cyrus Black is in the gym, working on a punching bag. Yep, that's it. No humor or gimmicks. He's just working on his punches.

In the meanwhile, EFNW Champ Surge is working a punching bag as well. Except this one has pictures of people he doesn't like, including the Empire, and he's stabbing the shizzle out of it.

OOC: I forgot about this. I think it's dead...

Cyrus sees Surge stabbing his punching bag.

Cyrus Black: Oh, so that explains why you shank people so well.

OOC: Eh, only a little.

Surge doesn't take his eyes from the metaphoric mass-murder he's committing.

"It sure does.", he responds, "I also throw cards lethally and stunt-drive."

OOC: Alright, Table, then let's get something together.

CAPS LOCK wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

CAPS LOCK wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:: Cyrus Black is in the gym, working on a punching bag. Yep, that's it. No humor or gimmicks. He's just working on his punches.

In the meanwhile, EFNW Champ Surge is working a punching bag as well. Except this one has pictures of people he doesn't like, including the Empire, and he's stabbing the shizzle out of it.

OOC: I forgot about this. I think it's dead...

Cyrus sees Surge stabbing his punching bag.

Cyrus Black: Oh, so that explains why you shank people so well.

OOC: Eh, only a little.

Surge doesn't take his eyes from the metaphoric mass-murder he's committing.

"It sure does.", he responds, "I also throw cards lethally and stunt-drive."

OOC: Alright, Table, then let's get something together.

Cyrus Black: Right, I almost forgot. It's hard to keep track of all the stuff you do. By the way, mind if I bother that shank?

Cyrus takes the shiv from Surge and drives it into a picture of Daniel Evans, right in the forehead.

Cyrus Black: Ah, that's better. Much more comforting.

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Name:The Xtreme Highflyer
Gimmick:A recovering Drug. Alcohol addict
Weight:215
Height:5,10
Fighting Style:Highflyer
Signature Maneuvers:super kick,springboard shooting starr press
Finishing Maneuvers:Anvil (top rope powerbomb), springboard 450
Entrance Music:Take No Prisoners - Megadeth

Jobber Posts : 396 Age : 30

Amy walks around backstage

Andrew and Ted arrives

Lisa Lee walks around

Jenny arrives

Amber walks around

Tina Starr arrives

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xKnockoutxDivaxAmyxx wrote:: Amy walks around backstage

Andrew and Ted arrives

Lisa Lee walks around

Jenny arrives

Amber walks around

Tina Starr arrives

Harry Jones looks at each one of these people and thinks; 'Wow...their appearences have changed so much over the years...'

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Amy walks up to Harry Jones
"What are you looking at?"

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xKnockoutxDivaxAmyxx wrote:: Amy walks up to Harry Jones
"What are you looking at?"

Harry Jones: "Your hot rack..."

[Harry laughs, obviously joking.]

Jobber Posts : 396 Age : 30

Hazza wrote:

xKnockoutxDivaxAmyxx wrote:: Amy walks up to Harry Jones
"What are you looking at?"

Harry Jones: "Your hot rack..."

[Harry laughs, obviously joking.]

Amy glares at him clearly not amused
"I truly feel sorry for Kelly. She's with you, and is under the impression, that she's better than me. poor little girl"

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xKnockoutxDivaxAmyxx wrote:

Hazza wrote:

xKnockoutxDivaxAmyxx wrote:: Amy walks up to Harry Jones
"What are you looking at?"

Harry Jones: "Your hot rack..."

[Harry laughs, obviously joking.]

Amy glares at him clearly not amused
"I truly feel sorry for Kelly. She's with you, and is under the impression, that she's better than me. poor little girl"

Harry Jones: "And what makes you so much better than her?"

Jobber Posts : 396 Age : 30

Hazza wrote:

xKnockoutxDivaxAmyxx wrote:

Hazza wrote:

xKnockoutxDivaxAmyxx wrote:: Amy walks up to Harry Jones
"What are you looking at?"

Harry Jones: "Your hot rack..."

[Harry laughs, obviously joking.]

Amy glares at him clearly not amused
"I truly feel sorry for Kelly. She's with you, and is under the impression, that she's better than me. poor little girl"

Harry Jones: "And what makes you so much better than her?"

"I get all the guys and the titles." I'm the best at what I do, No one can even come close to that, not even widdle Kelly."

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Neville arrives at the arena carrying his TV title, he decides to wander the halls to kill time.

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Surge is lying in his locker room after a rad party with Will Williams, his super-best friend.

Executive Posts : 2065 Age : 29 Location : The X Complex

Casey Anomaly
*the Nightmare Among Men and current EFNW Hardcore Champion Casey Anomaly is walking around the arena with his belt slung over his shoulder and a smug grin on his face*

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Skull Kid wrote:: Casey Anomaly
*the Nightmare Among Men and current EFNW Hardcore Champion Casey Anomaly is walking around the arena with his belt slung over his shoulder and a smug grin on his face*

He hears a shout, "Casey Anomaly likes men!"

He turns around to see Surge, chuckling to himself.

Executive Posts : 2065 Age : 29 Location : The X Complex

Casey Anomaly
*looks confused at first until he sees Surge then laughs*
Ah Surge, Mr Slaughter himself, the current world Champ, what can I do for you today?

Cyrus Black is readying himself for Insanity, his bout with Daniel Evans in the back of his mind.

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Dan Maskell is in his locker room pondering stuff

Chavs are doing there thing

Martin Jackson is in hall

Executive Posts : 738

Neville sits in his locker room, still considering the Empire's proposal

#1 Contender Posts : 2191 Age : 31 Location : The Bungalow

Zeke "Zero" Zahn is in The Empire's locker room doing sit ups

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Looks like EFNW is dead...

OOC: Eh, slightly

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You know what we must do...

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