EFNWrestling || Black Magic Fuckery

TEQUITO! wrote:

Amazo: Eh...no forks, men settle fight with fists.

*Amazo kicks another chair away, not realizing that fists =/= legs*

Butcher grabs a plate and headbutts through it!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~"

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Cyrus T wrote:

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Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus Black is wandering around backstage looking for EFNW's management.

*Robert Cairo's in his office, doing EFNW Management shit*

Cyrus walks in Cairo's office, still favoring that left leg of his.

Cyrus Black: Cairo, you're a direct line to the guys who book the shows, right?

*Without looking up, Cairo taps on the nameplate on his desk that reads "Robert Cairo, General Manager" as if to indicate yes*

Cyrus Black: Twister Excel. I want a match with him.

Kyle O'Rapely arrives at the arena, in search for the one and only, rapetastical, Surge.

Cyrus T wrote:

TEQUITO! wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

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Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus Black is wandering around backstage looking for EFNW's management.

*Robert Cairo's in his office, doing EFNW Management shit*

Cyrus walks in Cairo's office, still favoring that left leg of his.

Cyrus Black: Cairo, you're a direct line to the guys who book the shows, right?

*Without looking up, Cairo taps on the nameplate on his desk that reads "Robert Cairo, General Manager" as if to indicate yes*

Cyrus Black: Twister Excel. I want a match with him.

Cairo: Why?

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Dancing Blacker wrote:

TEQUITO! wrote:

Amazo: Eh...no forks, men settle fight with fists.

*Amazo kicks another chair away, not realizing that fists =/= legs*

Butcher grabs a plate and headbutts through it!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~"

*Amazo hurls plates at the ceiling, dgafing all the way through*

Butcher grabs a table and flips it over, and then another!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~"

SP wrote:

Kyle O'Rapely arrives at the arena, in search for the one and only, rapetastical, Surge.

Surge is being awesome in a janitorial closet.

Dancing Blacker wrote:

SP wrote:

Kyle O'Rapely arrives at the arena, in search for the one and only, rapetastical, Surge.

Surge is being awesome in a janitorial closet.

Kyle O'Rapely walks by the janitorial closet and hears what he thinks is Surge .. moaning? He opens the door and peers in.

SP wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

SP wrote:

Kyle O'Rapely arrives at the arena, in search for the one and only, rapetastical, Surge.

Surge is being awesome in a janitorial closet.

Kyle O'Rapely walks by the janitorial closet and hears what he thinks is Surge .. moaning? He opens the door and peers in.

Surge isn't there.

Dancing Blacker wrote:

SP wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

SP wrote:

Kyle O'Rapely arrives at the arena, in search for the one and only, rapetastical, Surge.

Surge is being awesome in a janitorial closet.

Kyle O'Rapely walks by the janitorial closet and hears what he thinks is Surge .. moaning? He opens the door and peers in.

Surge isn't there.

Kyle O'Rapely continues down the hallway, yelling .. "SURGE! ... SURGE!?"

SP wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

SP wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

SP wrote:

Kyle O'Rapely arrives at the arena, in search for the one and only, rapetastical, Surge.

Surge is being awesome in a janitorial closet.

Kyle O'Rapely walks by the janitorial closet and hears what he thinks is Surge .. moaning? He opens the door and peers in.

Surge isn't there.

Kyle O'Rapely continues down the hallway, yelling .. "SURGE! ... SURGE!?"

Surge is in the janitorial closet.

TEQUITO! wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

TEQUITO! wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

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Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus Black is wandering around backstage looking for EFNW's management.

*Robert Cairo's in his office, doing EFNW Management shit*

Cyrus walks in Cairo's office, still favoring that left leg of his.

Cyrus Black: Cairo, you're a direct line to the guys who book the shows, right?

*Without looking up, Cairo taps on the nameplate on his desk that reads "Robert Cairo, General Manager" as if to indicate yes*

Cyrus Black: Twister Excel. I want a match with him.

Cairo: Why?

Cyrus, rather sarcastically, replies:

Cyrus Black: Because I hear that beating up black people is the quickest way to immortalize yourself in EFNW.

Cyrus sighs and rolls his eyes.

Cyrus Black: Your feud with Surge can't be making you this stupid. Twister Excel punked out of our tag team match and has the audacity to call me a coward. So yeah...I want to kill him. Good enough reason?

Cyrus T wrote:

TEQUITO! wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

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Cyrus T wrote:

TEQUITO! wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus Black is wandering around backstage looking for EFNW's management.

*Robert Cairo's in his office, doing EFNW Management shit*

Cyrus walks in Cairo's office, still favoring that left leg of his.

Cyrus Black: Cairo, you're a direct line to the guys who book the shows, right?

*Without looking up, Cairo taps on the nameplate on his desk that reads "Robert Cairo, General Manager" as if to indicate yes*

Cyrus Black: Twister Excel. I want a match with him.

Cairo: Why?

Cyrus, rather sarcastically, replies:

Cyrus Black: Because I hear that beating up black people is the quickest way to immortalize yourself in EFNW.

Cyrus sighs and rolls his eyes.

Cyrus Black: Your feud with Surge can't be making you this stupid. Twister Excel punked out of our tag team match and has the audacity to call me a coward. So yeah...I want to kill him. Good enough reason?

Cairo: You try talking to him about it, Mr. Black? Though you two are wrestlers I have found that it is easiest to talk things out with rivals and enemies, you might find out that you two have many things in common.

*Robert gives Cyrus a douche smile*

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Cyrus T wrote:

TEQUITO! wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

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Cyrus T wrote:

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Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus Black is wandering around backstage looking for EFNW's management.

*Robert Cairo's in his office, doing EFNW Management shit*

Cyrus walks in Cairo's office, still favoring that left leg of his.

Cyrus Black: Cairo, you're a direct line to the guys who book the shows, right?

*Without looking up, Cairo taps on the nameplate on his desk that reads "Robert Cairo, General Manager" as if to indicate yes*

Cyrus Black: Twister Excel. I want a match with him.

Cairo: Why?

Cyrus, rather sarcastically, replies:

Cyrus Black: Because I hear that beating up black people is the quickest way to immortalize yourself in EFNW.

Cyrus sighs and rolls his eyes.

Cyrus Black: Your feud with Surge can't be making you this stupid. Twister Excel punked out of our tag team match and has the audacity to call me a coward. So yeah...I want to kill him. Good enough reason?

Cairo: You try talking to him about it, Mr. Black? Though you two are wrestlers I have found that it is easiest to talk things out with rivals and enemies, you might find out that you two have many things in common.

*Robert gives Cyrus a douche smile*

Cyrus Black: Oh, I'm sure. So tell me, then...have you tried talking out your differences with Surge? I imagine that conversation would go about as well as mine with Twister. Look, Twister's not going to shut up until he gets a match with me. Make it for the title, make it for a guaranteed title shot, I don't care! If he wants it so badly that he'll risk pissing me off and almost certain annihilation, then he can have his damn match. Now, are you going to get this done for me, or do I have to go over your head?

Dancing Blacker wrote:

SP wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

SP wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

SP wrote:

Kyle O'Rapely arrives at the arena, in search for the one and only, rapetastical, Surge.

Surge is being awesome in a janitorial closet.

Kyle O'Rapely walks by the janitorial closet and hears what he thinks is Surge .. moaning? He opens the door and peers in.

Surge isn't there.

Kyle O'Rapely continues down the hallway, yelling .. "SURGE! ... SURGE!?"

Surge is in the janitorial closet.

Kyle O'Rapely get fed up.
"Holy fuck Surge, I know you are here. Get out from raping, whoever it is that your raping,and talk to me!"

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Dancing Blacker wrote:

SP wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

SP wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

SP wrote:

Kyle O'Rapely arrives at the arena, in search for the one and only, rapetastical, Surge.

Surge is being awesome in a janitorial closet.

Kyle O'Rapely walks by the janitorial closet and hears what he thinks is Surge .. moaning? He opens the door and peers in.

Surge isn't there.

Kyle O'Rapely continues down the hallway, yelling .. "SURGE! ... SURGE!?"

Surge is in the janitorial closet.

Kyle O'Rapely get fed up.
"Holy fuck Surge, I know you are here. Get out from raping, whoever it is that your raping,and talk to me!"

Surge is chillin' in his awesome-ass truck in the parking lot.

Dancing Blacker wrote:

SP wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

SP wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

SP wrote:

Dancing Blacker wrote:

SP wrote:

Kyle O'Rapely arrives at the arena, in search for the one and only, rapetastical, Surge.

Surge is being awesome in a janitorial closet.

Kyle O'Rapely walks by the janitorial closet and hears what he thinks is Surge .. moaning? He opens the door and peers in.

Surge isn't there.

Kyle O'Rapely continues down the hallway, yelling .. "SURGE! ... SURGE!?"

Surge is in the janitorial closet.

Kyle O'Rapely get fed up.
"Holy fuck Surge, I know you are here. Get out from raping, whoever it is that your raping,and talk to me!"

Surge is chillin' in his awesome-ass truck in the parking lot.

Kyle O'Rapely runs out the doors, giving up, when he spots Surge's truck. He runs over to see if Surge is there. Finally, He looks through the window ..

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TEQUITO! wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

TEQUITO! wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

TEQUITO! wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

TEQUITO! wrote:

Cyrus T wrote:

Cyrus Black is wandering around backstage looking for EFNW's management.

*Robert Cairo's in his office, doing EFNW Management shit*

Cyrus walks in Cairo's office, still favoring that left leg of his.

Cyrus Black: Cairo, you're a direct line to the guys who book the shows, right?

*Without looking up, Cairo taps on the nameplate on his desk that reads "Robert Cairo, General Manager" as if to indicate yes*

Cyrus Black: Twister Excel. I want a match with him.

Cairo: Why?

Cyrus, rather sarcastically, replies:

Cyrus Black: Because I hear that beating up black people is the quickest way to immortalize yourself in EFNW.

Cyrus sighs and rolls his eyes.

Cyrus Black: Your feud with Surge can't be making you this stupid. Twister Excel punked out of our tag team match and has the audacity to call me a coward. So yeah...I want to kill him. Good enough reason?

Cairo: You try talking to him about it, Mr. Black? Though you two are wrestlers I have found that it is easiest to talk things out with rivals and enemies, you might find out that you two have many things in common.

*Robert gives Cyrus a douche smile*

Cyrus Black: Oh, I'm sure. So tell me, then...have you tried talking out your differences with Surge? I imagine that conversation would go about as well as mine with Twister. Look, Twister's not going to shut up until he gets a match with me. Make it for the title, make it for a guaranteed title shot, I don't care! If he wants it so badly that he'll risk pissing me off and almost certain annihilation, then he can have his damn match. Now, are you going to get this done for me, or do I have to go over your head?

Cairo: First thing's first, Surge can't simply be talked to. You should know that, at least Mr. Excel has some...sense in his head that makes him able to be talked to. But you want this match badly, don't you? Tell you what, I will write it down. Cyrus Black vs. Twister Excel. Of course I'll have to run it through Scott Gone, but you've got your match.