Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 23.0 Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:21 am
Matches for tomorrow:
Michael DeJesus vs. Jerome Carter
Krimson vs. Mark Jones
Sean Shamrock vs. Surge
And many more surprises to come, stay tuned...
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 23.0 Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:38 am
Surge is getting ready to rape Sean Shamrock's stupid face. He always hated him, you know.
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 23.0 Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:41 am
Oriadon wrote:
The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:
Adam Jones is backstage, happy with his victory over Dustin Shore in Crush's tag team main event.
*Low and behold, the Cursh World Champion, Dustin Shore, comes up to Adam Jones with the title on his shoulder.*
Dustin Shore: Three weeks, it has been. First week, you get the drop on me with a low blow. Not cool. Second week, you sit in and watch me make an example of Daniel Evans, no doubt taking notes. Week three, you get to put that knowledge to practice and you got Dan Maskell to help you beat me and Leopold. I'll admit, you've got me more worried than Oliver Walker did. He was emotional, unfocused. Sometimes that helps, sometimes it doesn't. SlamMania was one of those times it doesn't. You, you're playing it smart. You've left your mark as a World Title challenger, and as much as I dislike the air of entitlement and the smug attitude, you've got the makings of a champion in you. But you need to know, Whiplash will not be your night. Every brilliant scheme you've ever used, I've used at least twice in my career. You can't get a sense of a three-year career from two matches. As hungry as you are, you've never known what it is like to be a World Champion. I know, and I know what it is like to lose it. And I refuse to lose it to someone who I dislike so fundamentally as yourself. I said I was worried, but don't mistake me. You impress me, but not for one second do you intimidate me.
AJ: Yeah, low blowing you was fun. So was beating you last week. I've got to say, I'm quite impressed with myself, but then again, that's not hard. And you're right about me in comparison to Oliver Walker. He didn't have what it takes and I don't think he had many backers in your match last month, I do. I've even bought myself a replica Crush World title belt so I can practice my poses and my championship look. You know, I can't really decide whether to wear it around my waist or my shoulder when I win at Whiplash, but that's not the point. I am ready and I will become the Crush World champion, of that I have no doubt.
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 23.0 Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:50 pm
Terror will be up at 8:00. I could do it now, but I like making people wait. So go fuck a Japanese armadillo if you don't like that shit.
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 23.0 Mon Apr 23, 2012 6:28 pm
Eric Lindgren is preparing for the last Terror before he drastically changes.
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 23.0 Mon Apr 23, 2012 7:32 pm
When all the world dissolves, And every creature shall be purified, All places shall be hell that are not heaven.
In an explosion on stage Krimsons pyro ignites. He stomps out of the fire, and the cold, motionless expression on this gargantuan man stands. You can see nothing in his eyes but a lone-less stare. He walks down to the ring accompanied by the Gates-Keeper, a plump man wearing all black with a pale face carrying an urn for some reason. The 7'0 man appearing to be chiseled completely out of granite stomps down the ramp with his manager and steps onto the mat and walks over the rope with no effort at all. He stands in the center of the ring and ignites the four corners into FLAME and stands there, the light dimmed to red. His cold body stands there still, and just staring out into the open. He is handed a mic by some guy, and he grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him with no effort at all. The small man lays in the ring completely knocked out unconscious. Krimsons assistant Gates-keeper raises the mic to his lips.
GATES-KEEPER: It certainly has been a while since the hell fire has risen from the bottomless pit into the world they call earth. And out of the fire rose the man who will demolish his opponent. Terror is the home of Krimson. He owns the color red, and it is his territory. Without a doubt he will make it clear tonight against his opponent Mark Jones. Venom.. you aren't finished with Krimson yet by the way.. oooh no no.. see Krimson is still alive isn't he? And as long as he is he will crush anyone standing in his way until you.. you die Venom. There's only room for one monster, and yet we see men like Fang, and Venom step into the picture and try and intimidate people.. but nobody can do that except for Krimson. Hell is no less than the eternal and second death, in its utmost extent and terror, as just in all respects the opposite to eternal life, 'tis the most finished misery of the wicked, wherein they are eternally separated from the pleasing perception of God, and the fruition of all kinds of good, confined in chains of despair and darkness, under the lively and afflicting sense of the punishing vengeance of the Deity, justly kindled and continually flaming against them for their offensive actions, and in a wise and equitable proportion to the measure of those offenses. So that they are filled with incessant stings and horrors of conscience and tormented in soul and body with such painful and raging flames. They will forever distress but never consume their bodies, or destroy a lively consciousness of guilt in their souls to all eternity. Mark Jones.. I'd start reading that bible.. or better yet, end your life, before you're dragged to hell personally by this man.. your life, is hereby HISTORY. And you fall another victim to Krimson...
He looks up and Krimson and shakes his head up and down and places the urn down while continuing to speak...
GATES-KEEPER:Hell is separated from heaven; for all who are in hell, when they lived in the world, were in the mere delights of the body and the flesh from the love of self and the world; but all who are in heaven, when they lived in the world, were in the delights of the soul and the spirit from love to the Lord and love toward the neighbor. Because these loves are opposite, therefore the heavens and the hells are so entirely separated, that a spirit who is in hell dares not raise the crown of his head, or even put forth a finger thence; for the moment he attempts it, he is racked and tortured.It is easy to go down to hell; night and day the gates of Dark Death stand wide; but to climb back up again, to retrace one's steps to the open air, their lies the problem, the difficult task. The devil, as a master of deceit, does everything he can to keep people from believing in the existence of a hell; but hell is a literal state of existence. See.. what you all do not understand, where I'm going with this is.. Krimson ,, is ECCWs own Satanic STRUCTURE. A man who cannot be toppled, or destroyed. He owns everyone in the building, and one cannot surpass his power, and strength. This man... is ECCWS future.. World heavyweight champion. And when that moment comes, all will suffer.. management, superstars.. and none will ever question this mans ability. All hell will break loose.. let the games begin.
FIRE ERUPTS AND THE SCREEN IS LEFT WITH BURNING FLAME, AND GATES-KEEPER AND KRIMSON HAVE VANISHED, AND THE RING COVERED IN FLAME.
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 23.0 Mon Apr 23, 2012 7:35 pm
Omega walks around backstage, smirking. Why? He doesn't know, he's just happy.
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 23.0 Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:09 pm
Monday Night 4/23/12
*MOTHA FUCKIN FIREWORKS GO OFF AS SAVIOR BY RISE AGAINST BLARES FROM THE ARENA SPEAKERS. PEOPLE GET SEIZURES FROM ALL THE MUSIC. IT’S CRAZY. THE COMMENTATORS ARE YELLING OVER EACH OTHER, WELCOMING THE VIEWERS TO THE SHOW*
Robert Cairo walks out to a mixed, faint reaction. Those who know him from EFNW are booing him out of the building, which is like 50 guys. He soon gets in the ring and begins talking. He says that Terror is under a new regime, and now that he is no longer the assistant GM he can do what he wants. But he still wants to assure that the well-being of his employees is his number one priority. But he still needs protection, so he brings out his two newest bodyguards, Roger Studley and Big Roy. He wants to show just how good of bodyguards they will be, so he makes a match for the main event. Cairo announces Roger Studley and Big Roy vs. Casey Anomaly and his opponent…ANGEL! The crowd goes fucking nuts at this. Two rivals teaming up? What the fugggg?
* Commercial break *
Michael DeJesus d. Jerome Carter (9:23) DeJesus wins with a rollup, post match Evander Rayne attacks DeJesus but is saved by Carter. DeJesus rolls out of the ring to recover when Rayne gains the upper hand. DeJesus can do nothing but watch as Rayne destroys poor lil Jerome.
*Backstage segment, Casey storms into Cairo’s office and yells at him about the match tonight and how he knows Angel will backstab him. Cairo tells him to suck it up and act more like a champion. He says that neither man is allowed to touch each other or there will be repercussions. Roy and Roger approach him, telling him that he should leave. *
*Commercial break *
Mark Jones d. Krimson (7:51) DQ Krimson hits his finisher just as the lights go out. When they come back on, Venom is seen standing in the ring holding Mark Jones. Venom hits his finisher on him as Krimson stares. Krimson does the same to Jones to show his dominance in a finisher pissing contest.
Surge d. Sean Shamrock (8:06) Standard Surge rape match. Post match, Robert Cairo walks out and taunts Surge. He says how, unlike in EFNW, Surge can’t do what he wants here anymore. Now he should listen to what Robert tells him for once, or there could be consequences. Surge responds with a middle finger to Cairo’s face as he goes backstage.
*Commercial break *
Daniel Evans d. Evander Rayne (4:19) Michael DeJesus tripped Rayne as he ran against the ropes in revenge for his brutal assault on Jerome Carter. Evans takes advantage of this and fucks up Rayne. Post match DeJesus laughs at Rayne.
*Backstage segment where Casey passes by Angel and his Disciples. Both just stare at each other, each man looking ready to pounce on one another. They know not to, so they go their separate ways and get ready for their match *
Roger Studley and Big Roy d. Angel and Casey Anomaly (17:10) Super kickass match, both men played mind games with each other throughout. Towards the end of the match, Angel left his partner and headed backstage. Roger pinned Casey after Roy threw him on top of an angry, recently body slammed Casey. The two new bodyguards celebrated as Casey grabbed his title and walked to the back. Cairo joins the duo in the ring and says that Terror will go nowhere but up as the show fades to black.
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 23.0 Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:18 pm
i aint eva doin a promo like dat ever again. mark my words.
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 23.0 Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:24 pm
off: Thoughts on the show, guys?
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 23.0 Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:36 pm
I actually liked it tbh, we should start doing this and get rid of the ones on the website, its much more efficient this way. Great show.
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 23.0 Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:35 pm
Jebem ti ja sam Mersad wrote:
I actually liked it tbh, we should start doing this and get rid of the ones on the website, its much more efficient this way. Great show.
I think we should keep the ones on the website for archive's sake.
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 23.0 Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:50 pm
TEQUITO! wrote:
Jebem ti ja sam Mersad wrote:
I actually liked it tbh, we should start doing this and get rid of the ones on the website, its much more efficient this way. Great show.
I think we should keep the ones on the website for archive's sake.
I like doing it on both. One of my biggest ECCW regrets is losing a lot of the 2009-2010 archives, even though there wasn't a whole lot that could have been done, since WWE U shut its doors last minute and without much warning. And good show, by the way.
ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling June 30, 2009 - May 20, 2013
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 23.0 Tue Apr 24, 2012 1:26 am
I can't sleep, I'm sick, tired, depressed, and a bunch of other shit, so here's a little excerpt into the more entertaining part of my Neocortex and Thalamus...
SURGE TIME Starring Surge as himself; with cameos by other people
The local Choke 'n Puke, a favorite diner, especially for local wrestlers, and those passing through alike. Twister Excel, having gotten his order, walks away from the counter, where TIM LUCKER stands as the cashier.
"Next.", Tim sighs.
Tiger Boy steps up- BUT NO~!! Surge walks up and SHOVES HIM OUT OF THE WAY~!! AND IT SOUNDS LIKE CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WRECK~!! He throws a hamburger container into Tim's chest, which bounces off and lands on the counter.
"Can I help you?", Tim once again says with a sigh.
"I ordered this without onions.", Surge whispers.
"Yea?", Tim opens up the container and looks, "So?"
"It's fucking covered in onions.", Surge states, "I want a refund."
"Yea, but-", Tim sighs, "- you already ate most of it. And there's no onions on it."
"Yea? Well, here's the thing about that...", Surge looks around.
AND HE GRABS THE FRONT OF TIM'S SCENE-EMO-SCREAMO-FAGGOT HAIR, WHICH HAS THIS COOL RED STREAK, BUT THE STREAK WON'T SAVE HIM NOW~!! Before Tim can react, Surge SMASHES HIS HEAD OFF THE COUNTER AND HOLDS IT DOWN!! Tim can only produce a surprised "whoa" before Surge brings his fist down, crushing his skull and splattering blood across the counter! The crowd of other wrestlers gasps as-
"OI!!", comes an Australian voice.
It's familiar, almost as if it hit puberty...
OH, SHIT, IT'S HARRY JONES FROM THE FUTURE!! LOOKING ALL AUSTRALIAN, WITH A BADASS VEST, AND A BADASS FIVE O'CLOCK SHADOW, AND A BADASS HAT WITH BADASS ALLIGATOR TEETH ON IT!! OR MAYBE IT'S HARRY'S DAD!! OR MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, HARRY FINALLY HIT PUBERTY!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~!!!!!!! Regardless, Surge turns around and looks him over.
"That's no way to treat a lady!", Harry shouts, obviously thinking that Tim was a chick, since he's all scene-emo-screamo-whatever...
"Yea?", Surge puts his hands on his hips again, rapetastic as fuck, "What are you gonna do about it?"
"Well-", Harry chuckles, "I think I'm gonna teach you some proper etiquette."
As he says that, Harry pulls a Bowie knife from out of his leather jacket.
"Give it your best shot, crocodile man.", Surge says as he spreads his arms and holds him at his side, daring Harry to try it.
Surge then walks up and flicks Harry's hat off of his head.
"Why, you little-", Harry's annoyed.
And he goes for it! He stabs Surge right in the shoulder- NO~!! SURGE GRABS HARRY'S ARM, AND LIKE A PENDULUM, BREAKS THE ELBOW BEFORE SENDING THE KNIFE INTO HIS BICEP!!
"Oh, crikey!", Harry gasps, in pain.
Surge is still holding Harry's arm, AND HE RIPS IT OFF!!
"No worries.", Harry tries to reassure everyone that he can kick Surge's ass, even with one arm.
AND SURGE SENDS THE KNIFE-ARM STRAIGHT INTO THE TOP OF HARRY'S HEAD!!
"Oh, that's gonna leave a mark...", Harry says as his eyes glaze over.
And he falls to the ground, just like that.
"Hey!"
Surge looks over...AT ROGER STUDLEY!!
"He killed some Australian guy!", Roger shouts.
Surge grabs what's left of the burger and stuffs it under his mask.
"Get that big ugly bastard!"
Oh, shit, it's SEAN SHAMROCK!! BUT HE'S GOT A BEARD!! He charges at Surge, who Lariats the shit out of him before bringing his foot down and- CURB STOMP!! BLOOD EEEVVVEEERRRYYYWWWWHHHHEEEERRREEEE~!! OH, SHIT, IT'S BIG ROY FROM BEHIND!! AND HE GRABS SURGE AROUND THE UPPER TORSO, PINNING HIS ARMS DOWN!! Surge struggles with the hold for a moment...BEFORE BRINGING HIS ARMS UP AND SLICING ROY'S ARMS STRAIGHT OFF AT THE ELBOWS!! Roy barely has any time to react before...SURGE DUCKS A CHAIR AND IT SMASHES HIM OVER THE SKULL!! AND DID I MENTION AWESOME KUNG-FU MUSIC WAS PLAYING?? 'CAUSE IT IS~!! And here comes...KEITH EVANS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE!! BUT NO~!! SURGE GRABS IT, BREAKS HIS LEG, AND SENDS HIM FLYING INTO THE WALL!! AND NOT JUST ANY WALL!! A WALL WHERE ALEX NOVA IS SCREAMING LIKE A GIRL!! AND BOTH OF THEM SMASH THROUGH~~!!!
And here comes Roger Studley with a volley of punches!! But Surge is deflecting them all no problem- OH, SHIT, HE JUST UPPERCUTTED ROGER THROUGH HIS JAW!! Roger just hangs there on Surge's fist, before Surge rips it out. He looks over at Casey Anomaly, who is just sitting at a table with his jaw dropped. He seems to have been eating a baked potato or some shit, since a fork is hanging from his mouth, as he stares in awe at Surge's awesomeness. Surge walks over and grabs the fork from his mouth before walking towards the counter...WHERE JARRETT CALLOWAY, THE MANAGER, JUMPS OUT FROM BEHIND!! But no sooner does he do that than...SURGE THROWS THE FORK STRAIGHT THROUGH HIS SKULL AND INTO HIS CEREBRUM!! He makes some gurgling sounds as he hits the ground...
...and on top of a table is MATT XTREME!! WHO COMES FLYING AT SURGE WITH A CROSSBODY!! OH, SHIT, NO, SURGE CAUGHT HIM!! HE CAUGHT HIM!! "Uh-oh" is all Matt can get out of his mouth before SURGE BRINGS HIM DOWN ONTO HIS KNEE, BREAKING HIS SPINE!! And then Surge bends Matt the other way for good measure. Surge throws Matt down as he sees RIFF RADLEY RUSHING HIM!! Riff goes for a punch- KNEE TO THE GUT FROM SURGE!! Surge keeps Riff up as he SENDS HIS HAND STRAIGHT INTO RIFF'S BACK!! Lots of squishy sounds are made as Surge- OH, SHIT, HE JUST RIPPED OUT HIS SSSPPPPPIIIIIINNNNNEEEE~!! COMPLETE WITH SSSKKKUUULLL~~ Surge lets Riff drop as he BASHES AARON KENNEDY STRAIGHT IN THE FACE WITH HIS IMPROVISED MACE!! Surge looks over and it's TIM TAYLOR!! TIM TAYLOR RUSHES SURGE- NOOOOO~!! Surge maces Tim straight in the junk BEFORE TAKING HIS HEAD OFF WITH THE MACE!! BLAM~!! CHAIR SHOT!!
Surge just stands there and exhales, before turning around and- DANIEL EVANS!! DANIEL EVANS DELIVERED THE CHAIR SHOT!! Surge just looks at Danny as Danny quakes in fear.
"I- I sorry- I'm sorry-", Daniel is almost crying, "Everybody was- and I just- I just-"
"I know, I know...", Surge reassures Danny, "Hey, don't sweat it, sport."
Danny keels over and starts crying, but Surge pats him on the head. Danny takes his hands off his face and looks at Surge, confused.
"Here you go, champ.", Surge reaches behind him...
...and pulls out a handgun. Let's just go with a 1911 model, since those are pretty cool. He offers it to Danny.
"Th-thank you...", Danny whispers, trying not to cry.
Surge puts his hands on his hips as Danny takes a deep breath...BANG!! There is a clatter of a bullet, and the sound of a heavy thud as Surge heads toward the door...
"Uuuuuggghhhh....uuuuuggghhhh..."
Surge looks over and sees Jarrett among the pile of freshly murdered bodies, with the fork still in his forehead, trying to crawl away. The slits of Surge's mask turn red as he slices Jarrett's head off with his laser vision.
"Oh, shit...", Evander Rayne whispers as he hides under a table.
And he makes a break for it!! Surge sees him, makes a quick run, off the table, and...CROSSBODY STRAIGHT THROUGH RAYNE!! Rayne is literally sliced in half!! At the window, Will Williams and Jimmy Sanchez can be seen, smoking some fat b's. Surge makes it up to one knee and starts brushing the guts off. He hears heavy breathing, turns his head and...OH, SHIT, IT'S ROBERT CAIRO!! OH, SHIT, IT'S ROBERT CAIRO'S HEAD ON A DONKEY'S BODY!! Surge and the donkey Cairo stare off as...
CARE BEARS!! HELLO KITTY!! DORA THE EXPLORER!! CUTE KITTY WITH ANGEL WINGS AND RAINBOWS!! ALL SET TO SOME EVIL PIANO RIFFS!! OH, SHIT, THIS IS FUCKED UP!! WHINEY THE POOH, CHILD-FRIENDLY RAINBOW GLAM-ROCK, RAINBOWS DOLPHINS, MORE HELLO KITTY, DORA, SURGE'S MARRIAGE TO NOELEEN, A KITTY WITH A CUTE FROG HAT, POOH, KITTIES- IT'S TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUUUUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHH~!! BLOOD STARTS DRIPPING FROM THE EYE-SLITS OF SURGE'S MASK AND FROM UNDERNEATH!! BUT IT JUST WON'T STOP!! MORE DORA, MORE POOH, MORE KITTIES, MORE DOLPHINS, MORE NOEELEEN, CARE BEARS, DORA, DOLPHINS, FROGGIES-
Surge almost throws himself out of bed as he screams!! He breaths heavily before looking around, then rubbing his forehead.
"Oh, shit...", he whispers, "I had that dream about the Cairo donkey again."
He looks over to the other side of the bed, still breathing heavy.
"Good night, honey."
Surge looks over to the other side of the bed...where Noeleen has now been replaced by a blow-up doll, before laying back as the credits play, along with badass action music.
Now if I could only be this spontaneously productive with EFNW...
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 23.0 Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:09 am
Future Surge wrote:
I can't sleep, I'm sick, tired, depressed, and a bunch of other shit, so here's a little excerpt into the more entertaining part of my Neocortex and Thalamus...
SURGE TIME Starring Surge as himself; with cameos by other people
The local Choke 'n Puke, a favorite diner, especially for local wrestlers, and those passing through alike. Twister Excel, having gotten his order, walks away from the counter, where TIM LUCKER stands as the cashier.
"Next.", Tim sighs.
Tiger Boy steps up- BUT NO~!! Surge walks up and SHOVES HIM OUT OF THE WAY~!! AND IT SOUNDS LIKE CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WRECK~!! He throws a hamburger container into Tim's chest, which bounces off and lands on the counter.
"Can I help you?", Tim once again says with a sigh.
"I ordered this without onions.", Surge whispers.
"Yea?", Tim opens up the container and looks, "So?"
"It's fucking covered in onions.", Surge states, "I want a refund."
"Yea, but-", Tim sighs, "- you already ate most of it. And there's no onions on it."
"Yea? Well, here's the thing about that...", Surge looks around.
AND HE GRABS THE FRONT OF TIM'S SCENE-EMO-SCREAMO-FAGGOT HAIR, WHICH HAS THIS COOL RED STREAK, BUT THE STREAK WON'T SAVE HIM NOW~!! Before Tim can react, Surge SMASHES HIS HEAD OFF THE COUNTER AND HOLDS IT DOWN!! Tim can only produce a surprised "whoa" before Surge brings his fist down, crushing his skull and splattering blood across the counter! The crowd of other wrestlers gasps as-
"OI!!", comes an Australian voice.
It's familiar, almost as if it hit puberty...
OH, SHIT, IT'S HARRY JONES FROM THE FUTURE!! LOOKING ALL AUSTRALIAN, WITH A BADASS VEST, AND A BADASS FIVE O'CLOCK SHADOW, AND A BADASS HAT WITH BADASS ALLIGATOR TEETH ON IT!! OR MAYBE IT'S HARRY'S DAD!! OR MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, HARRY FINALLY HIT PUBERTY!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~!!!!!!! Regardless, Surge turns around and looks him over.
"That's no way to treat a lady!", Harry shouts, obviously thinking that Tim was a chick, since he's all scene-emo-screamo-whatever...
"Yea?", Surge puts his hands on his hips again, rapetastic as fuck, "What are you gonna do about it?"
"Well-", Harry chuckles, "I think I'm gonna teach you some proper etiquette."
As he says that, Harry pulls a Bowie knife from out of his leather jacket.
"Give it your best shot, crocodile man.", Surge says as he spreads his arms and holds him at his side, daring Harry to try it.
Surge then walks up and flicks Harry's hat off of his head.
"Why, you little-", Harry's annoyed.
And he goes for it! He stabs Surge right in the shoulder- NO~!! SURGE GRABS HARRY'S ARM, AND LIKE A PENDULUM, BREAKS THE ELBOW BEFORE SENDING THE KNIFE INTO HIS BICEP!!
"Oh, crikey!", Harry gasps, in pain.
Surge is still holding Harry's arm, AND HE RIPS IT OFF!!
"No worries.", Harry tries to reassure everyone that he can kick Surge's ass, even with one arm.
AND SURGE SENDS THE KNIFE-ARM STRAIGHT INTO THE TOP OF HARRY'S HEAD!!
"Oh, that's gonna leave a mark...", Harry says as his eyes glaze over.
And he falls to the ground, just like that.
"Hey!"
Surge looks over...AT ROGER STUDLEY!!
"He killed some Australian guy!", Roger shouts.
Surge grabs what's left of the burger and stuffs it under his mask.
"Get that big ugly bastard!"
Oh, shit, it's SEAN SHAMROCK!! BUT HE'S GOT A BEARD!! He charges at Surge, who Lariats the shit out of him before bringing his foot down and- CURB STOMP!! BLOOD EEEVVVEEERRRYYYWWWWHHHHEEEERRREEEE~!! OH, SHIT, IT'S BIG ROY FROM BEHIND!! AND HE GRABS SURGE AROUND THE UPPER TORSO, PINNING HIS ARMS DOWN!! Surge struggles with the hold for a moment...BEFORE BRINGING HIS ARMS UP AND SLICING ROY'S ARMS STRAIGHT OFF AT THE ELBOWS!! Roy barely has any time to react before...SURGE DUCKS A CHAIR AND IT SMASHES HIM OVER THE SKULL!! AND DID I MENTION AWESOME KUNG-FU MUSIC WAS PLAYING?? 'CAUSE IT IS~!! And here comes...KEITH EVANS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE!! BUT NO~!! SURGE GRABS IT, BREAKS HIS LEG, AND SENDS HIM FLYING INTO THE WALL!! AND NOT JUST ANY WALL!! A WALL WHERE ALEX NOVA IS SCREAMING LIKE A GIRL!! AND BOTH OF THEM SMASH THROUGH~~!!!
And here comes Roger Studley with a volley of punches!! But Surge is deflecting them all no problem- OH, SHIT, HE JUST UPPERCUTTED ROGER THROUGH HIS JAW!! Roger just hangs there on Surge's fist, before Surge rips it out. He looks over at Casey Anomaly, who is just sitting at a table with his jaw dropped. He seems to have been eating a baked potato or some shit, since a fork is hanging from his mouth, as he stares in awe at Surge's awesomeness. Surge walks over and grabs the fork from his mouth before walking towards the counter...WHERE JARRETT CALLOWAY, THE MANAGER, JUMPS OUT FROM BEHIND!! But no sooner does he do that than...SURGE THROWS THE FORK STRAIGHT THROUGH HIS SKULL AND INTO HIS CEREBRUM!! He makes some gurgling sounds as he hits the ground...
...and on top of a table is MATT XTREME!! WHO COMES FLYING AT SURGE WITH A CROSSBODY!! OH, SHIT, NO, SURGE CAUGHT HIM!! HE CAUGHT HIM!! "Uh-oh" is all Matt can get out of his mouth before SURGE BRINGS HIM DOWN ONTO HIS KNEE, BREAKING HIS SPINE!! And then Surge bends Matt the other way for good measure. Surge throws Matt down as he sees RIFF RADLEY RUSHING HIM!! Riff goes for a punch- KNEE TO THE GUT FROM SURGE!! Surge keeps Riff up as he SENDS HIS HAND STRAIGHT INTO RIFF'S BACK!! Lots of squishy sounds are made as Surge- OH, SHIT, HE JUST RIPPED OUT HIS SSSPPPPPIIIIIINNNNNEEEE~!! COMPLETE WITH SSSKKKUUULLL~~ Surge lets Riff drop as he BASHES AARON KENNEDY STRAIGHT IN THE FACE WITH HIS IMPROVISED MACE!! Surge looks over and it's TIM TAYLOR!! TIM TAYLOR RUSHES SURGE- NOOOOO~!! Surge maces Tim straight in the junk BEFORE TAKING HIS HEAD OFF WITH THE MACE!! BLAM~!! CHAIR SHOT!!
Surge just stands there and exhales, before turning around and- DANIEL EVANS!! DANIEL EVANS DELIVERED THE CHAIR SHOT!! Surge just looks at Danny as Danny quakes in fear.
"I- I sorry- I'm sorry-", Daniel is almost crying, "Everybody was- and I just- I just-"
"I know, I know...", Surge reassures Danny, "Hey, don't sweat it, sport."
Danny keels over and starts crying, but Surge pats him on the head. Danny takes his hands off his face and looks at Surge, confused.
"Here you go, champ.", Surge reaches behind him...
...and pulls out a handgun. Let's just go with a 1911 model, since those are pretty cool. He offers it to Danny.
"Th-thank you...", Danny whispers, trying not to cry.
Surge puts his hands on his hips as Danny takes a deep breath...BANG!! There is a clatter of a bullet, and the sound of a heavy thud as Surge heads toward the door...
"Uuuuuggghhhh....uuuuuggghhhh..."
Surge looks over and sees Jarrett among the pile of freshly murdered bodies, with the fork still in his forehead, trying to crawl away. The slits of Surge's mask turn red as he slices Jarrett's head off with his laser vision.
"Oh, shit...", Evander Rayne whispers as he hides under a table.
And he makes a break for it!! Surge sees him, makes a quick run, off the table, and...CROSSBODY STRAIGHT THROUGH RAYNE!! Rayne is literally sliced in half!! At the window, Will Williams and Jimmy Sanchez can be seen, smoking some fat b's. Surge makes it up to one knee and starts brushing the guts off. He hears heavy breathing, turns his head and...OH, SHIT, IT'S ROBERT CAIRO!! OH, SHIT, IT'S ROBERT CAIRO'S HEAD ON A DONKEY'S BODY!! Surge and the donkey Cairo stare off as...
CARE BEARS!! HELLO KITTY!! DORA THE EXPLORER!! CUTE KITTY WITH ANGEL WINGS AND RAINBOWS!! ALL SET TO SOME EVIL PIANO RIFFS!! OH, SHIT, THIS IS FUCKED UP!! WHINEY THE POOH, CHILD-FRIENDLY RAINBOW GLAM-ROCK, RAINBOWS DOLPHINS, MORE HELLO KITTY, DORA, SURGE'S MARRIAGE TO NOELEEN, A KITTY WITH A CUTE FROG HAT, POOH, KITTIES- IT'S TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUUUUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHH~!! BLOOD STARTS DRIPPING FROM THE EYE-SLITS OF SURGE'S MASK AND FROM UNDERNEATH!! BUT IT JUST WON'T STOP!! MORE DORA, MORE POOH, MORE KITTIES, MORE DOLPHINS, MORE NOEELEEN, CARE BEARS, DORA, DOLPHINS, FROGGIES-
Surge almost throws himself out of bed as he screams!! He breaths heavily before looking around, then rubbing his forehead.
"Oh, shit...", he whispers, "I had that dream about the Cairo donkey again."
He looks over to the other side of the bed, still breathing heavy.
"Good night, honey."
Surge looks over to the other side of the bed...where Noeleen has now been replaced by a blow-up doll, before laying back as the credits play, along with badass action music.
Now if I could only be this spontaneously productive with EFNW...
Dafuq did I just read?
Adam Founder
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 23.0 Tue Apr 24, 2012 3:35 pm
Zayten who is fast approaching a four month reign as Pure Champion, arrives.
TJ #1 Contender
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 23.0 Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:10 pm
*Will Williams is making out with Surge, all mask*
*Robert Cairo's in his office with Roger and Roy, working on shit. The door's slightly cracked open in case an employee of his were to walk in*
Bleed Green Veteran
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 23.0 Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:26 pm
Omega arrives, knowing he's ready for Jarrett Calloway at Whiplash. He walks around, smirking.
Jarrett Executive
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 23.0 Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:22 am
Whiplash is this Sunday, get excited. Speaking of which, a week from Sunday (which is May 6th) is one of the most exciting and unpredictable nights on the ECCW calendar; the ECCW draft!
And TJ, I'd like to plan a time to meet on the portal or something for last minute Whiplash preparation. We'll definitely need to discuss the draft as well.
ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling June 30, 2009 - May 20, 2013
TJ #1 Contender
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 23.0 Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:31 am
Jarrett wrote:
Whiplash is this Sunday, get excited. Speaking of which, a week from Sunday (which is May 6th) is one of the most exciting and unpredictable nights on the ECCW calendar; the ECCW draft!
And TJ, I'd like to plan a time to meet on the portal or something for last minute Whiplash preparation. We'll definitely need to discuss the draft as well.
Gotcha. I'll try to get on tomorrow sometime.
Zadok Curtain Jerker
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 23.0 Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:39 am
TEQUITO! wrote:
*Will Williams is making out with Surge, all mask*
*Robert Cairo's in his office with Roger and Roy, working on shit. The door's slightly cracked open in case an employee of his were to walk in*
Bacon.
AfganisDan Curtain Jerker
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 23.0 Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:37 am
Dan Maskell is in the gym training for his upcoming match at Whiplash
The Truth Has Set Me Free Contender
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 23.0 Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:59 am
Patron Saint of Pain wrote:
Dan Maskell is in the gym training for his upcoming match at Whiplash
'The Hardcore Assassin' Adam Jones walks into the gym and sees Maskell, before striding confidently over to him.
AJ: Maskell, my man. Great win on Crush last week. We really made that entire episode watchable with our amazing tag team skills.
AfganisDan Curtain Jerker
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Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 23.0 Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:48 am
The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:
Patron Saint of Pain wrote:
Dan Maskell is in the gym training for his upcoming match at Whiplash
'The Hardcore Assassin' Adam Jones walks into the gym and sees Maskell, before striding confidently over to him.
AJ: Maskell, my man. Great win on Crush last week. We really made that entire episode watchable with our amazing tag team skills.
Dan smirks
'Yes we did do well in that match and with that momentum on ourside. Whiplash is going to be a walk in the park.'
The Truth Has Set Me Free Contender
Posts : 1677 Age : 30 Location : Whitby, England
Subject: Re: ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 23.0 Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:59 am
Patron Saint of Pain wrote:
The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:
Patron Saint of Pain wrote:
Dan Maskell is in the gym training for his upcoming match at Whiplash
'The Hardcore Assassin' Adam Jones walks into the gym and sees Maskell, before striding confidently over to him.
AJ: Maskell, my man. Great win on Crush last week. We really made that entire episode watchable with our amazing tag team skills.
Dan smirks
'Yes we did do well in that match and with that momentum on ourside. Whiplash is going to be a walk in the park.'
AJ: And you know what that means? You're looking at the next Crush World champion. But don't worry. After you beat Leopold, I'll be happy to give you a shot at the title.
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