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The fans boo as Christian’s theme blares through the arena. He walks onto the stage, smirking, wearing his Captain Charisma hoodie and ring tights. He walks down the ramp and climbs onto the apron. He steps into the ring and demands a mic from ringside. He stands in the middle of the ring and raises the mic to his lips.

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“Alright first off I had nothing to do with how me and Cody won that match. All I know is that my team got a victory over Team Generico in that match. But know we know the fifth and final member of Team Christian at Survivor Series. Another tag team legend in his own right, 24 time tag team champion Bully Ray. That makes my team the absolute best team possible. There’s me, former 10 time Tag Team Champion, one of the men who made the TLC match what it is today, Christian! There is Cody Rhodes, former 6 time tag team champion, Intercontinental Champion! Jack Swagger, former ECW Champion and Mr. Money in the Bank! John Morrison, former 6 time tag team champion, 2008 Slammy Award Winner for Best Tag Team! And Bully Ray, who’s accomplishments I’ve already stated! Now Team Generico only has one tag team specialist, and that’s Kane, a guy who can barely even move! All he does all day is sit around, staring at walls! He wears a towel over his head! Yeah, Kane, I hope you took my advice and washed that thing! With that out of the way I also want to talk about what happens when my team wins! At the TLC Pay-Per-View, I will face whoever the World Heavyweight Champion is at that time, in either a tables, a ladders, a chairs or a TLC match! Either a Ladder Match or a TLC match is fine with me. I’m a master at both! When Team Christian beats Team Generico at Survivor Series this Sunday, I am pretty much guaranteed a World Championship!”

Christian looks around as the fans boo him. He smiles and starts talking again.

“You really think that I care whether or not you cheer or boo me? You so called ‘peeps’ stuck with me through it all! But the second I did one thing you didn’t like, which was hit Orton with that World Title, the second I did that, none of you could stand me. There aren’t many loyal peeps left. I see about 2 Christian signs, and 2 Christian shirts. Aside from that you all wear Randy Orton shirts, you all wear AJ Styles shirts, Justin Gabriel shirts, hell, you all wear freaking Shad Gaspard shirts! You would all rather wear the shirt of a nobody than me! That’s why I turned MY back on all of you! You may all think your smart, but your not! Your all cowards! Your all idiots! Your all the WORST fans in the world! A lot of those guys in the back walk out here and PRAISE all of you, saying your all the best fans in the world! What they DON’T understand is that your not! If you were, you would have all realized that I had my reasons for doing what I did! I had my reasons, but you all boo me! I’ve come to stop caring about that, and instead began thinking about myself and myself alone!”

The fans boo again as Christian looks towards the stage.

“But if I want that World Title shot, than this Sunday, I’ve got to care about 4 other guys too. And I do. I care about them, and they care about me. I know they do, or else they wouldn’t have joined my team! This Sunday, on WWE Pay-Per-View, at the end of the night, all 5 men of Team Christian will stand above the 5 men of Team Generico, the winners! This Sunday, I will lead my team to victory! My team WILL win, and then at TLC, I will become World Heavyweight Champion. Hashtag, one more match! That’s what I’m getting! One… More… Match!”

Christian’s theme plays again as Christian rolls out of the ring and walks backstage. At the top of the ramp, he points to himself and yells “Team Christian!” then walks to the back.