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The fans in attendance begin to cheer as the lights in the arena go out. A spotlight shines down on the stage, revealing Mr Kennedy standing in his wrestling tights, a tank top and a baseball cap. He looks around with a grin on his face before storming down the ramp. He slaps hands with a few fans at ringside before running up the steps. After pandering to the crowd, he enters the ring and climbs to the second rope. He raises his arms in the air before jumping down. He stands in the centre of the ring and raises his arm in the air as his mic is lowered from the rafters. He catches it and holds it to his mouth before speaking.

“This Friday I will face R-Truth in a rematch from last week for his Intercontinental Championship. Last week I would have won the Intercontinental Championship but R-Truth decided to cheat me out of the win and walk away with my Championship. Thankfully, our GM saw sense and has granted me a 2 Out Of 3 Falls Match for Friday!”

The fans cheer as Kennedy exclaims the end of this sentence.

“There is just one small problem with this match and that is the nutcase known as R-Truth. For some reason R-Truth is under the impression that spiders stole the Intercontinental Championship and gave it to me. As you can clearly see I do not have his Intercontinental Championship so wherever Truth is getting these ideas from is obviously all in his head. R-Truth has major issues and those issues need sorted out and I am sure I can put him on the right track with a small Mic Check. R-Truth also thinks that Little Jimmy is out to get him which is quite funny because I actually have a Little Jimmy with me here tonight. Little Jimmy, come on down!”

Kennedy points up the ramp as the fans look on confused.



“Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr Jimmy Hellwig.”

The fans go insane as Ultimate Warrior walks out in a suit. He looks around with a huge grin on his face as he stands on the stage. He slowly walks down the ramp before jumping on the apron. He shakes the ropes a few times before stepping in and embracing Kennedy. Kennedy hands Warrior the mic before he speaks.

~Jimmy Hellwig~
“When I was sitting at home watching all of this going on I was thinking to myself what an idiot R-Truth is. What idiot thinks that spiders and little people are out to get them? This guy has lost his mind and that is why I am here. I am here because I have Ken’s back. He called me up and he said that he wanted a little back up for this match tonight so I offered him my services. For the foreseeable future, wherever you see Ken I will be two steps behind him.”

Hellwig grins out to the fans as they chant his name. He hands the mic over to Kennedy who lets out a sly smirk.

~Mr Kennedy~
“Did I give you all a little surprise tonight? R-Truth I hope you’re watching because I know for a fact that you won’t be able to handle either Mr Hellwig or MIIIIISSSTEEEEEEEEER KENNNNEDDDDYY...”

Kennedy climbs to the second rope with his arms in the air before holding his mic to his mouth.

~Mr Kennedy~
“...KEEENNNEEEDY!”

Kennedy jumps down and throws the mic in the air as his music blares over the speakers. He shakes hands with Hellwig before the two raise each other’s arms in the air to a huge ovation from the crowd. The two leave the ring and head backstage as the fans continue to chant their names.