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RED wrote:

Monday Night Raw Quiz:

Who do you think is going to leave St. Louis Missouri as the WWE Champion?

a) Triple H, b) Edge, c) The Miz, d) CM Punk, e) Someone else.

CM Mother fucking Punk.. once I write this promo of course. But if I had to choose some one besides Punk it would be Miz

`Nova wrote:

White guy wrote:

`Nova wrote:

>>Dolph Ziggler's new theme played by downstait blares through the arena as he walks out on the ramp he gives a shrug and walks to the ring with a sarcastic grin spread across his face and eyebrows raised. He enters the ring immediately without any taunting or posing to the crowd like the other superstars then he begins to speak<<

"Really guy's? I mean what is this the 19th century of mic time in the WWF? The rush of superstars who come down to this very ring all pumped up for a promo, oh man this is going to be huge..! But it turns out they have nothing important to say, instead they're theme hits and they either come to the ring causing an earthquake bracket, big show... OR they're theme hits and they come out wearing a plastic mask ready for halloween every single day? Come on guys thats just pathetic, I'm sure you can all agree with what i'm saying here. Cause once I become World Heavyweight Champion, there will be no more denying, I will have proved to y ou ALL, that I can stand in the ring with some of the top names now, and earn a wealthy little paycheck while I'm at it..."

>>He sighs into the mic then steps back leaning on the rope<<

"Now, on to another topic, from now on Dolph Ziggler will promote his show every Friday night here on Smackdown, called Moment of Perfection. It will be somewhat like the cutting edge and much better then Pipers Pit. It will feature superstars and guest celebrities, trust me you'll want to tune in for that.."

>>He chuckles and scratches his head and steps forward<<

"And finally, my match with the rubber viper, and the man with fluffy coats... where are you guys? I come out here often cutting promos like my life is on the line. They put me in a match with you and I'm almost guaranteed a solid victory. You wanna know why? Huh? Cause I can pull it off! You guys are never backstage, like what are you some kind of nocturnal creatures? Come out of your god-damn cave and show a little sympathy for yourselves! And grow some balls... That's all I have to say for now, I'll see you two in the ring next week.. "

>>Ziggler drops the mic and again raises his eyebrows as his theme hits again giving him the signal to leave the ring. He walks towards the back without any hesitation what so ever<<

The Guru of Greatness walks out to massive boos as he stops Dolph on top of the ramp from re-entering the backstage area of bombastic fun and excitment. As it seems Dolph is about to speak John puts a finger up to his lips and in blatant disrespect to Ziggler does his slow motion enterance taunt

John Morrison:
Mister Ziggles, did you honestly say that you stand a chance in hell against the Shaman of Sexy? CHILD PLEASE. In case you didn't get the memo I'm John fucking Morrison bitch. I'm the very best this world has ever seen. The Guru of Greatness won't be losing a match to a Billy Gunn wanna be or a coward like Randy Orton. Now when you show up and you feel the effects of a Starship Pain here or a Nitro Blast there the result will be the same thing you're used to in your matches the effects of defeat.

The crowd gives him even more heat. Their hatred is evident that no matter who JoMo stands in the ring with he is going to recieve boos

John Morrison:
Now these people have the audacity to believe that they will have a true effect on the Guru however the essence is that they stand about as much chance in defeating John Morrison your hero as you do. And thats right bub they aren't even in the match so that pretty much sums up how much of a threat I feel you are. Now on the topic of "the other guy"? I feel he is about as likely to defeat me as he is in re-enlisting in the Marine corps. WAIT I FORGOT he isn't allowed to re-enlist because he had a dishonorable discharge for being a coward that goes AWOL. Now the fact remains clear that one John Morrison the clear cut favorite, the best in the world, the next world champion is going to be the face of Smackdown. Weather you like it or not you're going to have to deal with it or become the bottom of the food chain on Smackdown. Now go ahead Ziggles, go to the back and pretend like you didn't get shown up on your own precious little promo by the Friday Night Delight, and I'll pretend that you DIDN'T sleep with Vickie Guererro.

>>He raises an eyebrow and looks at the crowd smiling<<

"Well, well, well... if it isn't Mr. Fluffy coat. You know I was going to bet some money you weren't going to show up John... the past few weeks have been quiet not seeing you around. No but really, it's flattering you calling me Billy Gun, cause growing up I looked up to him. And I'm not sure if you had any role models growing up? Maybe Big Bird, or Elmo, anyone who can make those fluffy coats and your fake slow motion thing is a hell of a role model don't you guys think?"

>>The crowd gives a mixed reaction to Dolphs words<<

"I for one find it sick! Me and Vickie have nothing, matter of fact I saw her earlier at my uncles farm getting slaughtered in the calf house. For all that's good in this world shut up! Nobody cares about you, and you might as well just forfeit this match cause John, I can't see the title being close to that waist of yours, the only thing that can cheer you up after a horrible loss to Mr. Ziggles, which may I say is quite catchy now, is the Miz showing you a good time!"

Morrison
Fluffy coat? Slow motion enterance? Carrying Miz's career? Is that all you have on me Ziggles? You seem to have the most generic comebacks that when you head to Taco Bell you walk up to the counter and just say taco. Now child simmer down now because the Shaman is going to let the Big Bird and the Elmo one's pass because clearly you aren't the brightest guy in the world after all you have a fetish for pigs. Do you honestly think that ANYTHING you say upon any other person would let them forget that you slept with a manbeast? Ziggles you weren't even good enough to be the only one she had to go and get herself an All American American. You had to SHARE Vickie? AND YOU ACCEPTED THAT? I need not to even figure you as a threat for this title because your not even a man. The Shaman here has had the filet of the WWE I've been with Maria, Melina, and Maryse and son thats what a man works with.

It appears that Ziggler is going to respond to JoMo before John just shows obvious disrespect for him and continues speaking not really giving a fuck that he wants to speak

Morrison
And before you or anybody else gets on this "next HBK" bulllshit let me remind you that I perform the Heart Attack Kid's kick WAYYY better than he ever could when I introduced his jaw to a little Nitro Blast the world shit their pants in awe of the Guru, just like you and shovel face will on Smackdown. Be jealous.

There have been some changes in the Raw match card for tonight. Actually almost every qualifying match has changed. But you will see what I'm talking about tonight when Raw is posted.

It is night here

John TPA wrote:

It is night here

But not here

RED wrote:

John TPA wrote:

It is night here

But not here

Oh how gay.

John TPA wrote:

RED wrote:

John TPA wrote:

It is night here

But not here

Oh how gay.

What I do in my bedroom is not your business...

Chris Jericho arrives backstage with his morning energy drink and signs a few autographs for the few people outside. He poses for a picture or two and then heads inside ready for his big return tonight

SP wrote:

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

Zack Ryder is walking around the arena, all ready for his match in his ring gear, Internet Championship around his waist, when ______ approaches him.

Christian is in his lr, ready to watch RAW.

Shane McMahon is in his office, awaiting RAW.

'The Giant' | Big Show | 'The Worlds Largest Athlete'

>> Show passes Ryder as he walks out of his lockerroom, all changed for RAW. <<

"Good luck tonight Champ!"

OFF: Sorry for this, but we can rp later... gotta do something, and it was a litterall last minute thing