ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 20.0

Mesa wrote:

Zadok wrote:

Mesa wrote:

Zadok wrote:

Me wrote:

Zadok wrote:

Me wrote:

Jarrett wrote:

Me wrote:

[Peter Linch is walking around backstage with his Crush Money In The Bank briefcase in his hand, thinking about when he will cash in.]

[Mikey Wreckingball is sitting in his locker room, wondering if he will be on Crush next week.]

[Matt Brooks is walking around the arena, wondering what is next on his path to success.]

[The Gargantuan is sitting in his locker room after putting on his ring gear, ready for DOOM,]

OOC - Jarrett, am I allowed to know when I will cash in?

OT: It depends on the situation, but considering that I don't know, neither do you.

OOC: Sounds fair.

OFF: So neither of us will know when we cash in?

OOC: Doesn't look like it.

OFF: Could be bad or good, depending on the situation.

OOC: Or you could lose the briefcase in a match.... To the THUNDER KATS! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

OFF: And then I'll get my chance with Kim Kardashian, the Oil War will end in a cease fire, and I'll be drafted #1 overall in the NFL, NHL, MLB, and NBA drafts.

Nah, Thunder Kats are getting drafted first ya big dummy. And Tiger Boy will get Kardashian for a night, and Daniel Evans will get all the oil in the world. You've got a pretty bad god complex if you think your as good as the THUNDER KATS!

OFF: You're wrong again. Surge will have all of t3h b4s3z.

Thunder Kats > Surge

How do I know this is true? Marik says Jarrett's a bad booker. Jarrett booked Evans' only loss to Surge, ever. Therefore, Daniel Evans is logically better than Surge to Marik. Plus the help from TB doesn't hurt. And no, Surge can't defy logic. Only the THUNDER KATS can.

Mesa wrote:

Thunder Kats > Surge

How do I know this is true? Marik says Jarrett's a bad booker. Jarrett booked Evans' only loss to Surge, ever. Therefore, Daniel Evans is logically better than Surge to Marik. Plus the help from TB doesn't hurt. And no, Surge can't defy logic. Only the THUNDER KATS can.

The Thunder Cats have a gay tiger. Surge, however, goes on killing sprees, taking out entire Vietnamese villages with his homicidal mustache. He also travels through time, through space, murders people, has a voice inside his head that isn't a total faggot and best of all, Tiger Boy is a faggot. You just got edumucated, son.

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

Mesa wrote:

Thunder Kats > Surge

How do I know this is true? Marik says Jarrett's a bad booker. Jarrett booked Evans' only loss to Surge, ever. Therefore, Daniel Evans is logically better than Surge to Marik. Plus the help from TB doesn't hurt. And no, Surge can't defy logic. Only the THUNDER KATS can.

The Thunder Cats have a gay tiger. Surge, however, goes on killing sprees, taking out entire Vietnamese villages with his homicidal mustache. He also travels through time, through space, murders people, has a voice inside his head that isn't a total faggot and best of all, Tiger Boy is a faggot. You just got edumucated, son.

Mind = Blown

OFF: Will DOOM be posted tonight?

тнєє gяαηgєя wrote:

Zadok wrote:

OFF: Will DOOM be posted tonight?

My guess is that if it hasn't been posted by now, it won't be posted at all until tommorrow.

Jeff Daniels has recently asked for his release from ECCW. He said this company is to the shits & he has done all he can. He wants his release..now.

Richie wrote:

Jeff Daniels has recently asked for his release from ECCW. He said this company is to the shits & he has done all he can. He wants his release..now.

OT: Said the number one contender.

Why does Richie even ever agree to come back?
Jeff Daniels returns, beats some people, champion/#1 contender, leaves and the cycle continues ...

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

[DeJesus smirks and laughs a little, just a little, knowing he can so easily work up Kevin Evans]

Michael DeJesus Brah, I actually thought you were onto something there. I mean hell, 'Michael DeJesus is Perfect' fuck man, that's what I've been preaching since I was four years old. But then you lost it, you didn't fuck up, you just proved you weren't good enough, you weren't good enough to win a competition designed for men with no experience. With years of experience, you still weren't good enough. No mistake, just no talent. So what the hell makes you think you can beat me?

[Evans stands face to face with DeJesus]

"DeJesus you are skipping the point. You can't answer my riddle can you? You don't KNOW who I am! You can go through all the books all my past matches but you will not find who I am. Sure you can call me a failure and a guy who is not good enough. But when it comes down to it, I know who I am and what I can do. What ever happened on DOOM is in the past and we are here now. To answer your question, Michael you won't know how I will beat you and when I will strike the final blow. You can guess but you won't be able to, as this will be a riddle, can you figure me out before it is too late?"

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

[DeJesus smirks and laughs a little, just a little, knowing he can so easily work up Kevin Evans]

Michael DeJesus Brah, I actually thought you were onto something there. I mean hell, 'Michael DeJesus is Perfect' fuck man, that's what I've been preaching since I was four years old. But then you lost it, you didn't fuck up, you just proved you weren't good enough, you weren't good enough to win a competition designed for men with no experience. With years of experience, you still weren't good enough. No mistake, just no talent. So what the hell makes you think you can beat me?

[Evans stands face to face with DeJesus]

"DeJesus you are skipping the point. You can't answer my riddle can you? You don't KNOW who I am! You can go through all the books all my past matches but you will not find who I am. Sure you can call me a failure and a guy who is not good enough. But when it comes down to it, I know who I am and what I can do. What ever happened on DOOM is in the past and we are here now. To answer your question, Michael you won't know how I will beat you and when I will strike the final blow. You can guess but you won't be able to, as this will be a riddle, can you figure me out before it is too late?"

Michael DeJesus Dude, if you where able to stay switched on for long enough, you woulda realized that I just figured out "Who's Kevin Evans". You're a choker. You talk this big game, preach how your so experienced and better than everyone that you're competing with, then when you have to back it up, you choke, you finish second best ... constantly. But fuck you can sit there and pretend your this intellect, that no one here can figure you out, but we've all figured you out. Put some pressure on you'll show you're a talentless hack.

[DeJesus gives Evans a little wink before turning to walk off]

It is with everybodies best interests, that I step down from my position as Doom GM. It just doesn't suit me.

Doom just died...

I would be willing to drop The Gargantuan and take over as GM?

OOC:

I don't care. DOOM is dying anyway..

You are only saying that because you were the runner up twice.

Get on chat hoe bag

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

[DeJesus smirks and laughs a little, just a little, knowing he can so easily work up Kevin Evans]

Michael DeJesus Brah, I actually thought you were onto something there. I mean hell, 'Michael DeJesus is Perfect' fuck man, that's what I've been preaching since I was four years old. But then you lost it, you didn't fuck up, you just proved you weren't good enough, you weren't good enough to win a competition designed for men with no experience. With years of experience, you still weren't good enough. No mistake, just no talent. So what the hell makes you think you can beat me?

[Evans stands face to face with DeJesus]

"DeJesus you are skipping the point. You can't answer my riddle can you? You don't KNOW who I am! You can go through all the books all my past matches but you will not find who I am. Sure you can call me a failure and a guy who is not good enough. But when it comes down to it, I know who I am and what I can do. What ever happened on DOOM is in the past and we are here now. To answer your question, Michael you won't know how I will beat you and when I will strike the final blow. You can guess but you won't be able to, as this will be a riddle, can you figure me out before it is too late?"

Michael DeJesus Dude, if you where able to stay switched on for long enough, you woulda realized that I just figured out "Who's Kevin Evans". You're a choker. You talk this big game, preach how your so experienced and better than everyone that you're competing with, then when you have to back it up, you choke, you finish second best ... constantly. But fuck you can sit there and pretend your this intellect, that no one here can figure you out, but we've all figured you out. Put some pressure on you'll show you're a talentless hack.

[DeJesus gives Evans a little wink before turning to walk off]

[Kevin Evans evil smirk appears and his mask goes on before he charges at Michael and nails his elbow and floors Michael and yells at him to get up and Michael is on his knees before he goes over backwards from the Classic Kick IV!]

[Evans walks off as the mask goes on the back of his pants]

TONIGHT ON DOOM - The First Elimination!

I take it that means you will be taking over DOOM?

*sighs*

Jarrett wrote:

Richie wrote:

Jeff Daniels has recently asked for his release from ECCW. He said this company is to the shits & he has done all he can. He wants his release..now.

OT: Said the number one contender.

OT=#1 Contender? o.O

& Its because I think I finally care enough to actually RP again, then turns out I could care less.