ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 20.0

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

TJ, The Creator wrote:

Will: Ewwww, why?

Surge shrugs.

"She reminded me of your mother, friend."

Will: Well my mum was a fat, druggie prostitute. Really. That's why I have a stupid name. Not because some guy named TJ called me that.

*TJ runs in, MIB style and erases everyone's memory from a minute ago. He then jumps out a window and the conversation resumes*

Will: ...Weed.

Confirmed for tonight's Crush:

*Santiago Del Rosario challenges Dustin Shore for the Crush Legend's Championship
*Peter Linch takes on Christopher Styles in a final encounter
*And more!

TJ, The Creator wrote:

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

TJ, The Creator wrote:

Will: Ewwww, why?

Surge shrugs.

"She reminded me of your mother, friend."

Will: Well my mum was a fat, druggie prostitute. Really. That's why I have a stupid name. Not because some guy named TJ called me that.

*TJ runs in, MIB style and erases everyone's memory from a minute ago. He then jumps out a window and the conversation resumes*

Will: ...Weed.

Surge nods.

"...Rape."

Following not winning the MitB match, The Thunder Kats have donned police uniforms, and have said they will defend the World Champions from being cashed in on.

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

TJ, The Creator wrote:

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

TJ, The Creator wrote:

Will: Ewwww, why?

Surge shrugs.

"She reminded me of your mother, friend."

Will: Well my mum was a fat, druggie prostitute. Really. That's why I have a stupid name. Not because some guy named TJ called me that.

*TJ runs in, MIB style and erases everyone's memory from a minute ago. He then jumps out a window and the conversation resumes*

Will: ...Weed.

Surge nods.

"...Rape."

Will: ...Man.

TJ, The Creator wrote:

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

TJ, The Creator wrote:

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

TJ, The Creator wrote:

Will: Ewwww, why?

Surge shrugs.

"She reminded me of your mother, friend."

Will: Well my mum was a fat, druggie prostitute. Really. That's why I have a stupid name. Not because some guy named TJ called me that.

*TJ runs in, MIB style and erases everyone's memory from a minute ago. He then jumps out a window and the conversation resumes*

Will: ...Weed.

Surge nods.

"...Rape."

Will: ...Man.

"Men...like The Jack..."

Quote :

Surge, of course, is refering to one of the men who trained him, Jack 'It's a Trap' Chung, who had a habit of unwittingly naming his moves after lewd sexual innueno, like Drunken Fisting, Backside Surprise, Bukaki-ha and the Kamehameha, which means 'suck my fat cock' in Swahili.

Will: Yes, Jack Chung. Clever reference my friend. Stay thirsty, my friend

Quote :

Will is of course referring to the Dos Equis Guy, who trained Will in the ways of life. Will is the 2nd Most Interesting Man in the World. Of course, he shares the title with Surge because the Super Friends With Benefits share everything. Even diseases.

TJ, The Creator wrote:

Will: Yes, Jack Chung. Clever reference my friend. Stay thirsty, my friend

Quote :

Will is of course referring to the Dos Equis Guy, who trained Will in the ways of life. Will is the 2nd Most Interesting Man in the World. Of course, he shares the title with Surge because the Super Friends With Benefits share everything. Even diseases.

"Yeah...I'm pretty sure we invented Can-Sars-AIDS."

Surge feels a vibration in his pocket.

Will asks, "Dildo?"

Surge pulls out his phone.

"Not this time."

He bursts out laughing, showing the conversation to Will...

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

TJ, The Creator wrote:

Will: Yes, Jack Chung. Clever reference my friend. Stay thirsty, my friend

Quote :

Will is of course referring to the Dos Equis Guy, who trained Will in the ways of life. Will is the 2nd Most Interesting Man in the World. Of course, he shares the title with Surge because the Super Friends With Benefits share everything. Even diseases.

"Yeah...I'm pretty sure we invented Can-Sars-AIDS."

Surge feels a vibration in his pocket.

Will asks, "Dildo?"

Surge pulls out his phone.

"Not this time."

He bursts out laughing, showing the conversation to Will...

off: Real talk, that's fucking hilarious.

TJ, The Creator wrote:

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

TJ, The Creator wrote:

Will: Yes, Jack Chung. Clever reference my friend. Stay thirsty, my friend

Quote :

Will is of course referring to the Dos Equis Guy, who trained Will in the ways of life. Will is the 2nd Most Interesting Man in the World. Of course, he shares the title with Surge because the Super Friends With Benefits share everything. Even diseases.

"Yeah...I'm pretty sure we invented Can-Sars-AIDS."

Surge feels a vibration in his pocket.

Will asks, "Dildo?"

Surge pulls out his phone.

"Not this time."

He bursts out laughing, showing the conversation to Will...

off: Real talk, that's fucking hilarious.

Surge shows him another one...

Me wrote:

[Peter Linch is in the gym, getting prepared for his Final Match with Christopher Styles at Trick or Treat.]

Elemental executes the usual smoke bomb trick and appears in front og Linch, giving the MITB holder a slight jump.

Elemental: I have to commend you, Mr. Linch. You played a good game at All or Nothing. However, I am still unbeaten in ECCW and you have been one of the foes vanquished by Elemental, so I am requesting that next week, you put your briefcase on the line against me.

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

(Jacob Adams is walking bored looking for his partner)

(Kevin Evans is seen reading a book again)

(Hunter J has his TV title around his waist)

[Michael DeJesus is strutting backstage, ignoring everyone around him. Evans closes his book and gets to his feet, stepping out from the crate he was sitting on. The two men collide forcing Evans to drop his book]

Michael DeJesus Bro, I know you're dying to meet me, but hands off the merchandise

[Evans stares at his book before picking it up]

"Hello random person, who are you?"

Michael DeJesus Who am I? EFNW International, Undefeated Adonis! Who am I? Who are you?

[Kevin Evans starts reading his book]

"Oh the guy I am beating for the EFNW International Champion correct? To me you look like drunken excuse for a wrestler. My name is Kevin Evans and you are Michael Dejesus?"

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

(Jacob Adams is walking bored looking for his partner)

(Kevin Evans is seen reading a book again)

(Hunter J has his TV title around his waist)

[Michael DeJesus is strutting backstage, ignoring everyone around him. Evans closes his book and gets to his feet, stepping out from the crate he was sitting on. The two men collide forcing Evans to drop his book]

Michael DeJesus Bro, I know you're dying to meet me, but hands off the merchandise

[Evans stares at his book before picking it up]

"Hello random person, who are you?"

Michael DeJesus Who am I? EFNW International, Undefeated Adonis! Who am I? Who are you?

[Kevin Evans starts reading his book]

"Oh the guy I am beating for the EFNW International Champion correct? To me you look like drunken excuse for a wrestler. My name is Kevin Evans and you are Michael Dejesus?"

Michael DeJesus Going to beat me? Well facts are this, "Drunken Excuse for a Wrestler" has already beaten you once to win the EFNW Title. But why are we talking about it, focus on ECCW, because you've obviously got no chance of doing anything in EFNW, maybe if we're on different brands you might be able to amount to something here.

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

(Jacob Adams is walking bored looking for his partner)

(Kevin Evans is seen reading a book again)

(Hunter J has his TV title around his waist)

[Michael DeJesus is strutting backstage, ignoring everyone around him. Evans closes his book and gets to his feet, stepping out from the crate he was sitting on. The two men collide forcing Evans to drop his book]

Michael DeJesus Bro, I know you're dying to meet me, but hands off the merchandise

[Evans stares at his book before picking it up]

"Hello random person, who are you?"

Michael DeJesus Who am I? EFNW International, Undefeated Adonis! Who am I? Who are you?

[Kevin Evans starts reading his book]

"Oh the guy I am beating for the EFNW International Champion correct? To me you look like drunken excuse for a wrestler. My name is Kevin Evans and you are Michael Dejesus?"

Michael DeJesus Going to beat me? Well facts are this, "Drunken Excuse for a Wrestler" has already beaten you once to win the EFNW Title. But why are we talking about it, focus on ECCW, because you've obviously got no chance of doing anything in EFNW, maybe if we're on different brands you might be able to amount to something here.

[Kevin Evans keeps reading]

"Oh really? You REALLY think you could amount to something? I could say I respect you but you have your head so far up your ass you can't see the light. I have already beaten people on Terror and what have you done? Enlighten me Michael"

[Evans keeps reading]

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

(Jacob Adams is walking bored looking for his partner)

(Kevin Evans is seen reading a book again)

(Hunter J has his TV title around his waist)

[Michael DeJesus is strutting backstage, ignoring everyone around him. Evans closes his book and gets to his feet, stepping out from the crate he was sitting on. The two men collide forcing Evans to drop his book]

Michael DeJesus Bro, I know you're dying to meet me, but hands off the merchandise

[Evans stares at his book before picking it up]

"Hello random person, who are you?"

Michael DeJesus Who am I? EFNW International, Undefeated Adonis! Who am I? Who are you?

[Kevin Evans starts reading his book]

"Oh the guy I am beating for the EFNW International Champion correct? To me you look like drunken excuse for a wrestler. My name is Kevin Evans and you are Michael Dejesus?"

Michael DeJesus Going to beat me? Well facts are this, "Drunken Excuse for a Wrestler" has already beaten you once to win the EFNW Title. But why are we talking about it, focus on ECCW, because you've obviously got no chance of doing anything in EFNW, maybe if we're on different brands you might be able to amount to something here.

[Kevin Evans keeps reading]

"Oh really? You REALLY think you could amount to something? I could say I respect you but you have your head so far up your ass you can't see the light. I have already beaten people on Terror and what have you done? Enlighten me Michael"

[Evans keeps reading]

Michael DeJesus I'm the EFNW International Champion buddy. I've been here two days and I already make more money than you, and I screwed some bird name Jessica Evans. [DeJesus gives Evans a wink] But on the subject of, 'What we've done' how many times have you lost Doom now? 2 or 3 times?

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

(Jacob Adams is walking bored looking for his partner)

(Kevin Evans is seen reading a book again)

(Hunter J has his TV title around his waist)

[Michael DeJesus is strutting backstage, ignoring everyone around him. Evans closes his book and gets to his feet, stepping out from the crate he was sitting on. The two men collide forcing Evans to drop his book]

Michael DeJesus Bro, I know you're dying to meet me, but hands off the merchandise

[Evans stares at his book before picking it up]

"Hello random person, who are you?"

Michael DeJesus Who am I? EFNW International, Undefeated Adonis! Who am I? Who are you?

[Kevin Evans starts reading his book]

"Oh the guy I am beating for the EFNW International Champion correct? To me you look like drunken excuse for a wrestler. My name is Kevin Evans and you are Michael Dejesus?"

Michael DeJesus Going to beat me? Well facts are this, "Drunken Excuse for a Wrestler" has already beaten you once to win the EFNW Title. But why are we talking about it, focus on ECCW, because you've obviously got no chance of doing anything in EFNW, maybe if we're on different brands you might be able to amount to something here.

[Kevin Evans keeps reading]

"Oh really? You REALLY think you could amount to something? I could say I respect you but you have your head so far up your ass you can't see the light. I have already beaten people on Terror and what have you done? Enlighten me Michael"

[Evans keeps reading]

Michael DeJesus I'm the EFNW International Champion buddy. I've been here two days and I already make more money than you, and I screwed some bird name Jessica Evans. [DeJesus gives Evans a wink] But on the subject of, 'What we've done' how many times have you lost Doom now? 2 or 3 times?

[Evans keeps reading you can tell he has a look of I am going to kick your face off]

"Like I said I am going to beat you for it. I HIGHLY doubt you are making more money then me here. Good "pay out" Dejesus. Almost made me wanna stop reading and kick ya ass but then I thought you are not worth the energy to beat up. Your not the first or last person to say how many times I have lost on DOOM but I have come runner up and this time I am actually moving forward. Go to DOOM may help you with your stalling and stale career"

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

God? Nah, CIMA wrote:

John TPA wrote:

(Jacob Adams is walking bored looking for his partner)

(Kevin Evans is seen reading a book again)

(Hunter J has his TV title around his waist)

[Michael DeJesus is strutting backstage, ignoring everyone around him. Evans closes his book and gets to his feet, stepping out from the crate he was sitting on. The two men collide forcing Evans to drop his book]

Michael DeJesus Bro, I know you're dying to meet me, but hands off the merchandise

[Evans stares at his book before picking it up]

"Hello random person, who are you?"

Michael DeJesus Who am I? EFNW International, Undefeated Adonis! Who am I? Who are you?

[Kevin Evans starts reading his book]

"Oh the guy I am beating for the EFNW International Champion correct? To me you look like drunken excuse for a wrestler. My name is Kevin Evans and you are Michael Dejesus?"

Michael DeJesus Going to beat me? Well facts are this, "Drunken Excuse for a Wrestler" has already beaten you once to win the EFNW Title. But why are we talking about it, focus on ECCW, because you've obviously got no chance of doing anything in EFNW, maybe if we're on different brands you might be able to amount to something here.

[Kevin Evans keeps reading]

"Oh really? You REALLY think you could amount to something? I could say I respect you but you have your head so far up your ass you can't see the light. I have already beaten people on Terror and what have you done? Enlighten me Michael"

[Evans keeps reading]

Michael DeJesus I'm the EFNW International Champion buddy. I've been here two days and I already make more money than you, and I screwed some bird name Jessica Evans. [DeJesus gives Evans a wink] But on the subject of, 'What we've done' how many times have you lost Doom now? 2 or 3 times?

[Evans keeps reading you can tell he has a look of I am going to kick your face off]

"Like I said I am going to beat you for it. I HIGHLY doubt you are making more money then me here. Good "pay out" Dejesus. Almost made me wanna stop reading and kick ya ass but then I thought you are not worth the energy to beat up. Your not the first or last person to say how many times I have lost on DOOM but I have come runner up and this time I am actually moving forward. Go to DOOM may help you with your stalling and stale career"

Michael DeJesus Stalling and stale career? Buddy, that's the definition of your time here in ECCW. You come runner up in Doom to some guy who is basically a retard. The ECCW Officials gave you a chance and you proved you're not good enough to cut it so they pushed you back to Doom where proclaimed to be an experienced veteran against a bunch of Rookies and lost again. You're an overrated chump and just another stepping stone in my path to glory buddy. I've already accomplished more than you have in your life in the space of six weeks, yea, I'm the one with a failing career.

OT: Nice RPing guys

[DeJesus smirks and laughs a little, just a little, knowing he can so easily work up Kevin Evans]

Michael DeJesus Brah, I actually thought you were onto something there. I mean hell, 'Michael DeJesus is Perfect' fuck man, that's what I've been preaching since I was four years old. But then you lost it, you didn't fuck up, you just proved you weren't good enough, you weren't good enough to win a competition designed for men with no experience. With years of experience, you still weren't good enough. No mistake, just no talent. So what the hell makes you think you can beat me?

Bored as Hell.

*Legend Champion Dustin Shore arrives backstage with his bags.*

Oliver Walker, Bryson York, and DOOM World Champion Malcolm Gibson all arrive.