ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 20.0

Phil Brilliance

So Smoke Boy thinks he can take you? He's got another thing coming. He may be undefeated but that will soon come to an end when he steps in the ring with you. And as for me, I'll not only have your back in that match but I will also challenge one of the other five competitors to a match, just as a nice little warm up for me. I'm sure none of them will prove to be much of a challenge.

Beau Joist

Peter Linch will have his new recruit Mikey Wreckingball by his side if you choose to face him same with Big Roy or Rodger Studley having one another, so I'll make sure that I am down at ringside for either of those matches, but if it's Neville Ryan or Christopher Styles that you decide on instead then I'll only make an appearance if necessary because I know that you'll be able to handle a one on one situation just like me... If you do want me there for full time support though then I have no problem in doing so, you just tell me before hand bro

Phil Brilliance
Sure thing man. The first Crush Money In The Bank participant I see, I'll challenge them to a match.

*Phil exits and begins to wander the corridor, looking for a Crush MITB participant*

[Chukelz is standing outside the arena just creeping people out by pretending to be a statue and then coming to life and going 'Braaaaaggghh']

Vick Rocker, having taken the day off of partying, is in his lr, getting in his ring gear for the show.

Matt Xtreme raps on the Jarrett Calloway/ECCW angle

“Jarrett Calloway who the fuck ‘you think you be
Neva’ changin’ the record, trying to disgrace our history,
I’m doing this free style so deal with it dawg, for far too long you have been an irresistible itch
For far too long you have been the Jericho’s bitch!

Time for a lyrical crusade, a spiritual gaze,
in the mirror, looking at the miracle made,
get the message with my aim like American online,
no mirage, cause I strive, to pee on you peons,
jog cause I light up ya dodge like neon’s

You cannot marginalize all of your lies,
Soon they will despise you, they will criticize you, they gonna want to smite you!

You think you worked for this shit?
Man, you make me sick,
Your wrestling ability smells worse than Venom’s dick!
The movement is almost complete,
no more burials, dawg this is unforgettable!
I come ridin’ out on my Harley, bro your promos are cornier than iCarly!
Jarrett it is time to pass the bong, and while you’re at it, give back Matthew’s thong!

OT: I stole the two lines in bold, I'll be honest with ya. I just realised how hard it is to rhyme...

I'll post a promo on EFNW in ten mins