ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 20.0

Casey Anomaly
*he nods slowly*
Good, good...
*he takes a lighter out of his pants pocket and breaks it open and htrows it on Jeff. He magically pulls out like 15 more and does it again until eff is covered in lighter fluid. Casey lights a lighter and tosses it on his body before walking away*
Now tell me what you are actually doing in my mind

'Lights Out' by Hollywood Undead plays over the PA system and the ECCW fans instantly begin to boo, whilst the smarks in the arena burst into an uproar. Harry Jones walks out onto the stage wearing his casual attire, consisting of an ULTRAnumb shirt and denim blue jeans. Harry walks down the entrance ramp, giving the nod of approval to the people who are unconditionally cheering for him. Harry slides into the ring and is handed a microphone from an ECCW official.

“Hello there one and all, I am of course, Harry Jones and according to the nurse that just treated me I’m too old to get something sweet after being checked over. Clearly, she didn’t understand what I was proposing. Anyway though, tonight I need to get a few things off my chest, which is why I decided to gatecrash this ECCW event and speak my mind on a certain somebody…"

The smarks in the arena begin to cheer as Jones paces around the ring -- Unfortunately, Jarrett Calloway has a pretty big fan base in ECCW.

"Jarrett Calloway. (Harry would pause and look down at his feet, chuckling under his breath at the name of Calloway; obviously expecting to hear some sort of pop from the ECCW crowd. He would then look up back into the camera with a smirk on his face as he shook his head.) What is there to say about him that hasn't already been said? He's a corporate kiss-ass who is living in constant denial. He is the self proclaimed EFNW World Champion whom is completely unworthy of that title and he truly does think he is the best wrestler in the industry to date. There is one particular thing that bothers me about Jarrett Calloway. It's not the propaganda he sells the puppet-like ECCW fans, it's not his attitude... but it's his mindset. (Harry paused. He looked down at his feet and shook his head before looking up and smirking again into the camera.) Someday soon Jarrett will have a rude awakening and come to terms with the fact that he is not the best wrestler in the world – Yet he is definitely the best bull shitter! Jarrett Calloway, to me, is the definition of what this company is about. He's a guy who went from nothing to become a somebody. Not many people gave him the chance of becoming one of the best that this industry has to offer, but he overcame that adversity and proved everyone wrong…the way he climbed the mountain was completely unacceptable and so is the way he completely hogs the spotlight…but nonetheless, he made it. Y'see, that's what I like about Jarrett, he and I are somewhat alike. Not too many people think Harry Jones could of ever been a World Champion in any shape or form, but I did—Twenty-three times without kissing anybodies ass, unlike a certain someone. Y'see, I don't take what everyone says to heart because I know that the only thing that matters is what I know, and what I know is that Harry Jones? Heh.. well, I'm the Best Wrestling Prodigy of all time. (Harry pauses and allows the fans to reflect what he said. A few cheers from the smarks in the audience here and there, but nothing too overwhelming. The casual fans are still warming up to Harry Jones and who he is, as he was never given a real opportunity in Extreme Created Championship Wrestling. A chuckle and a grin happen as Harry looks back into the camera and speaks.) Being the Best in the World is something that I define myself by. True, people will say that I don't have the right to call myself that, but I beg to differ. Unlike most of the guys in the back, I actually traveled the World and performed in front of crowds that ranged from two hundred in a small gymnasium, or over twenty thousand in a jam-packed arena in Japan. Every time I walk out under those lights and step into that ring, I hear chants over and over. You know what those chants say? They say “Best in the World", and it's directed toward me. Sure, I could let that get to my head, but I don't. Y'see, I soak in that and I just let it overwhelm me to the point that I believe it. There were times that I didn't believe it, but after each day of thousands of people chanting it? I think it's safe to say that it's true. I never kissed my fathers ass to climb to make it in EFNW; firstly, that would be incest. Secondly, I built EFNW on my back and I went through brimstone and fire to make EFNW a great wrestling promotion. I know some of you people may find it offensive that I am going onto your home turf and promoting my promotion, but Jarrett Calloway – your unelected leader – has made some very rash statements about me and my family. Sure, I humiliated Stephen Jericho by pissing on his unconscious body. Why? Because I can! And thanks to my harsh actions, he might actually learn a life lesson and start treating the younger talent with the RESPECT that they deserve. You may say my mindset is one of arrogance or self obsession, but I have made it in Triple X Wrestling. I have made it in Created World Wrestling. I have made it in the American Wrestling Federation. I have made it in the Created Wrestling Association! I have made it in the YWW! I have made it in EFNW! AND I SURE AS HELL DESERVED TO MAKE IT IN ECCW, BUT PRICKS LIKE JARRETT CALLOWAY INSISTED ON BURRYING ME AND MY FRIENDS! He is a bad man and he deserves to be exploited for the heartless hypocrite that he is! Jarrett Calloway truly does think that he is ‘the best’. I take offense to that. You haven't wrestled around the World like I have. Yeah, you've been over-seas once of twice, but me? I made a name for myself around the World, and that's the least I can say about you. I am the best in the world. I am not asking for your support, or your approval…I am just asking for your respect! (More fans join in with the applauding and the clapping, showing support for Harry Jones, but the majority of the ECCW fans are booing their ‘little’ hearts out. He can't help but to smile.)

I do not come out here to make fun of the promotion which you diehard fans obviously cherish. I do not make fun of the acronyms in the brand name of ‘ECCW’. I come out here to speak the truth, and I have got nothing more to say. Calloway, I have spoken what is on my mind, and I am ready for a fight. The question you have to ask yourself is if you are ready. Are you ready for what is about to happen? Heh.. well, I don't care if you're ready because the time for talk? It's over. You are in my sights now, and you are nothing more than the walking dead. Our paths will cross soon enough, Jarrett…and when they do…the pro wrestling fans – and wrestlers – will finally be given justice!”

Jones drops his microphone and exits the ring, before finishing his promo by doing his signature arm spread taunt.

Casey Anomaly
*Casey sighs as he walks through the hall way talking to.. Surge's voice... in his head...*
Well that's always fun isn't it..hey what have you been thinking about this whole EFNW/ECCW war thingy.. since you are a world champion over in EFNW and a buried ghost in that other one that's irrelevant

ECCW TERROR
Monday, August 29, 2011 // "Systematic Attack"

SEGMENT ONE: The Jerichos Have a Discussion

Matthew Jericho and Stephen Jericho are shown in their office, as they both look angry. Stephen is consistently complaining about the actions of Harry Jones on last week's edition of EFNW Wrestling. Matthew says he understands the frustration but asks what exactly there is to do about it. Stephen continues to suggest a lawsuit but it doesn't look like the conversation is going far, as Matthew simply states he has other business to deal with for the time being, so he leaves the office with Stephen left there, smirking to end the short segment.

MATCH ONE: Opening Match
Jeff Daniels vs. Braylon Scarver

A very technical match with a lot of submission holds even from the very get go. It being Braylon's specialty, it would seem like he'd have the distinct advantage, but Jeff was able to fight right back at Braylon with his own impressive moves. The finish came when Braylon had just locked Jeff into a figure four leglock, which Jeff was able to reverse and flip. Both got up and Jeff finished Braylon off and got a clean pin for the win.

WINNER: Jeff Daniels

MATCH TWO: Non-Title Diva Action
Sophie Mac vs. Lisa Lee

For this match, number one contender for the ECCW Women's Championship Amber was at ringside doing commentary. Throughout, she talked herself up and explained why Sophie will be unable to hold up under pressure and retain her championship come All or Nothing. In the actual match, Sophie was looking impressive, contrary to the belief of Amber. It did not last very long, as Sophie put Lisa away in quick fashion, getting the one, two, three in what seemed to be more of a brutal beatdown as opposed to a match.

WINNER: Sophie Mac

SEGMENT TWO: Ricky Lackett's Backstage Interview

Backstage, one of the participants from Doom season five, Ricky Lackett, is being interviewed. He states that he feels as though he was screwed out of winning Doom. He says that he was Doom Champion for a total longer time than anybody else in the entire season. He says that he was obviously the most impressive and shouldn't even have to win a triple threat match tonight to get a contract. He says he will though, if only to prove to Kevin Evans, Mikey Wreckingball, and the rest of the world that he is the best from Doom.

MATCH THREE: Winner Receives a Contract Triple Threat Match
Ricky Lackett vs. Kevin Evans vs. Mikey Wreckingball

An extremely impressive contest between Doom season five's three highest ranked runners up. All three men had high points throughout the match. Ricky was dominating from the start, looking like he was in a handicap match taking out everybody. Mikey then took control, which culminated to Kevin taking over the match. The finish came when Mikey threw Kevin over the top rope, but he held onto the ring apron. Ricky then hit his finisher on Mikey, as Kevin springboarded back into the ring and laid out Ricky in an upset victory!

WINNER: Kevin Evans

MATCH FOUR: Terror Money in the Bank Competitors in an 8-Man Battle Royal
Surge vs. Angel vs. Daniel Evans vs. Tiger Boy vs. John Marino vs. Matt Brooks vs. Stigma vs. Ryan Andrews

A battle royal that appeared as though it was going to be quick judging by the beginning, with Stigma and John Marino eliminated early, but then things slowed down and dragged out. Matt Brooks threw himself under the bottom rope, then went out to grab his ECCW Television Championship. In the process, he got carried away and also got ahold of Surge's Terror Pure Championship. Surge notices this and exits the ring through the ropes, as he rams Matt's head into the security barricade. Matt fights back with his TV title, as the two go at it on the outside. Back in the ring, it's down to Angel, Daniel Evans, and Ryan Andrews, as Tiger Boy eliminated himself on accident. Next eliminated is Daniel Evans, who is booted out with force by Ryan. In the meantime, Surge rolls Matt back into the ring and throws him right back over the top rope. Angel kicks Surge in the gut and tries to eliminate him, which somewhat shocks Surge. But Surge fights back and eliminates Angel instead. Ryan tries for a big boot on Surge, but Surge uses the vulnerability of the move to his advantage, tossing Ryan over the top rope for the win.

WINNER: Surge

SEGMENT THREE: Post-Battle Royal Happenings

After the match, Matt Brooks comes back into the ring and begins to badmouth Surge, talking him down like it's nobody's business. Surge verbally assaults him back. Matt then shoves Surge, but Surge decks him as the two are soon brawling yet again. A few guys Daniel Evans, Tiger Boy, and John Marino to begin with, try to re-enter the ring and break up the fight. This leads Matthew Jericho to come out onto the stage, where he announces that a new match will take place this instant; an eight man tag match!

MATCH FIVE: Terror Money in the Bank Competitors in Tag Action
Surge & Angel & Daniel Evans & Tiger Boy vs. John Marino & Matt Brooks & Stigma & Ryan Andrews

A match about equal in length to the previous battle royal. A bunch of tags in and out; everybody got in on the action in one way or another, whether it was via a tag in or involving themselves without a tag. Matt almost had Surge at one point, looking almost as if he was going to get him with a roll up, but Surge kicked out and eventually brought down Matt and picked up a win with a good pin.

WINNERS: Surge & Angel & Daniel Evans & Tiger Boy

MATCH SIX: Casey Anomaly's Focus is Challenged
Casey Anomaly vs. Sean Shamrock

A pretty good match, back and forth action. Sean was recently moved to Terror from Crush and has the honor to main event on his return to Terror and against the current number one contender for the Terror World Championship, being Casey Anomaly. Casey got the win cleanly after a nice, long match.

WINNER: Casey Anomaly

SEGMENT FOUR: Post-Match Invasions

After the match, the Terror World Champion Venom came down to the ring. Casey yelled at him from in the ring. At that moment, Sean Shamrock gets up and boots Casey in the face, taking him down hard. Before Venom can even process what has happened, EFNW roster members Twista XL, Grandmaster Vanilla Thug Z, and Tera-Wrist attack Venom from behind for the second straight week. They assault him on the entrance ramp, and at times it looks almost like Venom has a shot at fending off the three men. Just then, three men who have become regulars on EFNW Wrestling, Matt Xtreme, Michael Chains, and Randall Westbrooks, collectively known as the System, show up. They attack the BSK and get them off from Venom, beating them down and standing tall as Terror finally goes off the air.

Christian Storm, who hasn't been seen backstage in a long while walks up to the newcomer with a slightly different look.

"Who the-. Who the hell are you and what are you doing here?"

"You don't know who I am? Im Christian Storm. Im a fromer Hardcore Television and Legends Champion. I've been here for more than a year. I know more about this company than you. Now get out before Nation Zero comes and rapes you."

OT-Pick it up later. GTG

Ryan Andrews is in his locker room preparing a promo.

Santiago Del Rosario is in the gym training.

The same mysterious looking man from earlier this week can be seen skulking about in a Black Suit and Green Shirt.

Vick Rocker, Doom Season 6 Rookie, arrives to the arena after just leaving from a party. He has the 2 hottext chicks from the party with him, and he walks into his lr, to find another party.