CWW 20.0 (Created World Wrestling)

Sam And The Dirt Is Gone wrote:

{Sammy Steel is standing backstage after Revolution with The Global Championship now back in his hands and to his side, congratulating him on getting back the gold. There's quite a relived expression on his face as he's wanted this belt back ever since he lost it a few months back and a shift in momentum due to such a thrilling title win over his rival Matt Extreme}

OT: Pretend the promo happened after Rev

[Kevin Evans is sitting backstage after his brutal match with Harry Jones]

The Mexican Mafia are looking for the BUF members.

Hazza wrote:

Harry Jones is chillin' in his grave with the GHOST OF SURGE!!!

Surge rolls over and looks at Harry.

Surge: "Wanna hear something hilarious?"

Harry: "What...?"

Surge: "Keith Evans is serious."

They both burst out laughing.

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Harry Jones is chillin' in his grave with the GHOST OF SURGE!!!

Surge rolls over and looks at Harry.

Surge: "Wanna hear something hilarious?"

Harry: "What...?"

Surge: "Keith Evans is serious."

They both burst out laughing.

Harry laughs so hard to the extent that poop excretes out of his anus.

Harry Jones: "Do ... Do ghosts have toilet paper?"

Hazza wrote:

Harry Jones is chillin' in his grave with the GHOST OF SURGE!!!

OT: You know, when you die, I bet you'll be cremated, considering you'd never ever be buried.

Hazza wrote:

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Harry Jones is chillin' in his grave with the GHOST OF SURGE!!!

Surge rolls over and looks at Harry.

Surge: "Wanna hear something hilarious?"

Harry: "What...?"

Surge: "Keith Evans is serious."

They both burst out laughing.

Harry laughs so hard to the extent that poop excretes out of his anus.

Harry Jones: "Do ... Do ghosts have toilet paper?"

Surge looks at Harry, cereal.

Surge: "No. You're gonna have to use your thumb..."

They both look at each-other. AND THEY BURST OUT LAUGHING!! Then they stop.

Harry: "Really...? 'Cause I really need some..."

Surge: "I was serious the first time."

Harry: "Oh..."

Harry does the deed - SURGE HAS TOILET PAPER!!

Harry: "Thanks, you really had me going there."

Surge: "It's made out of people."

They just look at each-other as Harry cleans himself up.

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Harry Jones is chillin' in his grave with the GHOST OF SURGE!!!

Surge rolls over and looks at Harry.

Surge: "Wanna hear something hilarious?"

Harry: "What...?"

Surge: "Keith Evans is serious."

They both burst out laughing.

Harry laughs so hard to the extent that poop excretes out of his anus.

Harry Jones: "Do ... Do ghosts have toilet paper?"

Surge looks at Harry, cereal.

Surge: "No. You're gonna have to use your thumb..."

They both look at each-other. AND THEY BURST OUT LAUGHING!! Then they stop.

Harry: "Really...? 'Cause I really need some..."

Surge: "I was serious the first time."

Harry: "Oh..."

Harry does the deed - SURGE HAS TOILET PAPER!!

Harry: "Thanks, you really had me going there."

Surge: "It's made out of people."

They just look at each-other as Harry cleans himself up.

Harry Jones: "Hey ... Umm ... Err ... Ugh ... Hmm..."

Surge: "Yeah, go on..."

Harry Jones: "If you were in the same room as Kevin "The Main Event" Evans & Jarrett "Diabetes" Calloway ... Who would you shoot? I mean, they've both burried me, so I'm not really sure as to who I should murder."

Hazza wrote:

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Harry Jones is chillin' in his grave with the GHOST OF SURGE!!!

Surge rolls over and looks at Harry.

Surge: "Wanna hear something hilarious?"

Harry: "What...?"

Surge: "Keith Evans is serious."

They both burst out laughing.

Harry laughs so hard to the extent that poop excretes out of his anus.

Harry Jones: "Do ... Do ghosts have toilet paper?"

Surge looks at Harry, cereal.

Surge: "No. You're gonna have to use your thumb..."

They both look at each-other. AND THEY BURST OUT LAUGHING!! Then they stop.

Harry: "Really...? 'Cause I really need some..."

Surge: "I was serious the first time."

Harry: "Oh..."

Harry does the deed - SURGE HAS TOILET PAPER!!

Harry: "Thanks, you really had me going there."

Surge: "It's made out of people."

They just look at each-other as Harry cleans himself up.

Harry Jones: "Hey ... Umm ... Err ... Ugh ... Hmm..."

Surge: "Yeah, go on..."

Harry Jones: "If you were in the same room as Kevin "The Main Event" Evans & Jarrett "Diabetes" Calloway ... Who would you shoot? I mean, they've both burried me, so I'm not really sure as to who I should murder."

Surge thinks about it for a moment.

"Trick question. I'd kill Evans before he breaks anyone else's nose. Diabetes will kill Calloway in a while anyways."

Surge bursts out laughing.

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Harry Jones is chillin' in his grave with the GHOST OF SURGE!!!

Surge rolls over and looks at Harry.

Surge: "Wanna hear something hilarious?"

Harry: "What...?"

Surge: "Keith Evans is serious."

They both burst out laughing.

Harry laughs so hard to the extent that poop excretes out of his anus.

Harry Jones: "Do ... Do ghosts have toilet paper?"

Surge looks at Harry, cereal.

Surge: "No. You're gonna have to use your thumb..."

They both look at each-other. AND THEY BURST OUT LAUGHING!! Then they stop.

Harry: "Really...? 'Cause I really need some..."

Surge: "I was serious the first time."

Harry: "Oh..."

Harry does the deed - SURGE HAS TOILET PAPER!!

Harry: "Thanks, you really had me going there."

Surge: "It's made out of people."

They just look at each-other as Harry cleans himself up.

Harry Jones: "Hey ... Umm ... Err ... Ugh ... Hmm..."

Surge: "Yeah, go on..."

Harry Jones: "If you were in the same room as Kevin "The Main Event" Evans & Jarrett "Diabetes" Calloway ... Who would you shoot? I mean, they've both burried me, so I'm not really sure as to who I should murder."

Surge thinks about it for a moment.

"Trick question. I'd kill Evans before he breaks anyone else's nose. Diabetes will kill Calloway in a while anyways."

Surge bursts out laughing.

Harry quizzically raises an eye-brow and replies, "Or we could make them have sex with each other so Jarrett passes his diabetes onto Kevin, and then we can shoot Jarrett. That's how it works, isn't it?"

Hazza wrote:

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Harry Jones is chillin' in his grave with the GHOST OF SURGE!!!

Surge rolls over and looks at Harry.

Surge: "Wanna hear something hilarious?"

Harry: "What...?"

Surge: "Keith Evans is serious."

They both burst out laughing.

Harry laughs so hard to the extent that poop excretes out of his anus.

Harry Jones: "Do ... Do ghosts have toilet paper?"

Surge looks at Harry, cereal.

Surge: "No. You're gonna have to use your thumb..."

They both look at each-other. AND THEY BURST OUT LAUGHING!! Then they stop.

Harry: "Really...? 'Cause I really need some..."

Surge: "I was serious the first time."

Harry: "Oh..."

Harry does the deed - SURGE HAS TOILET PAPER!!

Harry: "Thanks, you really had me going there."

Surge: "It's made out of people."

They just look at each-other as Harry cleans himself up.

Harry Jones: "Hey ... Umm ... Err ... Ugh ... Hmm..."

Surge: "Yeah, go on..."

Harry Jones: "If you were in the same room as Kevin "The Main Event" Evans & Jarrett "Diabetes" Calloway ... Who would you shoot? I mean, they've both burried me, so I'm not really sure as to who I should murder."

Surge thinks about it for a moment.

"Trick question. I'd kill Evans before he breaks anyone else's nose. Diabetes will kill Calloway in a while anyways."

Surge bursts out laughing.

Harry quizzically raises an eye-brow and replies, "Or we could make them have sex with each other so Jarrett passes his diabetes onto Kevin, and then we can shoot Jarrett. That's how it works, isn't it?"

Surge shrugs.

"I dunno. Just murder both."