CWW 17.0 (Created World Wrestling)

Casey Anomaly
*looks serious for a second then laughs in his face*
You said you shouldbe the face of CWW? Well the only issue with that is you're not because you didn't win your match last Wednesday against me and Evans. But since I did I guess that would make me the face of CWW, huh? well if its not that then I guess that just makes me one of the fastest rising stars in CWW history.
*he smirks*
and you dont deserve a rematch against me because you should've just won in the first place if you really wanted to become The International, Unsanctioned and Hardcore champion all at once and eventually be awarded the Global Champion

Omega arrives to the arena. He walks around the arena, thinking about personal things.

Casey Anomaly
*getting annoyed slaps Macks hand away and points his own finger in Macks face*
Listen here you little prick, if you poke me one more time I will break off your finger and shove it so far up your ass it will become the lump in your throat.
*motions to his title around his waist*
And this belt right here, MY belt the Global champion is not for losers so how about this, if you win your match this week on Revolution then I shall consider letting you attempt to win this belt which is no easy feat seeing as how I am will to scratch claw and tear my way through any one who wants to take it from around my waist

*Shane McMahon's music starts playing & the fans start cheering. Shane dances out to the stage & the fans continue cheering. Shane walks down the ramp, walks up the steps, enters the ring & he dances out the ring as the fans cheer. Shane takes a microphone & stands in the ring as the fans cheer & the music stops playing*

Shane: "Ladies & Gentleman. First things first, I just want to congratulate Casey Anomaly on unifying the International, Unsanctioned & Hardcore Championship, to become the new Global Champion."

*The fans cheer*

Shane: "But I am not out here at this time, to sing the praises of any of the superstars in CWW. I am here to make an announcement, regarding CWW Programming. Well, there are 2 announcements actually. The first is regarding CWW Pay Per Views, because due to the response of all of you fans, as of this August, the Battle Ground Pay Per View, will be an interactive Pay Per View, where all of you fans can decide the opponents, matches, special referees & what-not, exclusively on CWW.com."

*The fans cheer at this announcement*

Shane: "The other announcement, is regarding CWW Programming. Now on CWW.com, it was reported that there were rumors speculating of a new show coming to CWW Programming. Well I am out here, to officially confirm those rumors as facts, because there will be a new show coming to CWW Programming. The show will be a cross between the Ultimate Fighter & Tough Enough, where a group of men & women, no matter whether they have had, a lot of experience or no experience at all in professional wrestling, will come together, train together & compete against each other to see who will become the next CWW Superstar or Vixen. The men & women will be trained, or perhaps coached, by some of CWW's superstars & vixens."

*The fans cheer at this announcement*

Shane: "Now that will not begin until June 7. Now if anyone else has anything they want to say to me, in terms of ideas, questions, suggestions or whatever, come on out & say your piece."

*Shane waits for a response, then ________'s music starts playing*

TBC

Harry Jones: "Oh look everybody, the cripple is back. Be nice to him though because he has a big black brother who reads him stories and paints him pretty pictures of unicorns and fairies. Sometimes they go eat pastries together down on the beach whilst watching the sun go down. When Hunter is scared his brother gives him tight hugs and sometimes squeezes his arse for warmth. When he is down about not being able to get with a girl, Hunter’s brother tends to dress up and let Hunter do disturbing things to him under the bed sheets. So everybody please give a round of applause to the most clueless man on the planet; Hunter J.”

[Everybody in the arena boos at Harry’s harsh – and funny – but nonetheless harsh statements.]

Harry Jones: “Aw, don’t boo him, he will get frightened! No, seriously… [He pauses] …shut the fuck up! I am tired of hearing your generic voices. The CWW Universe is almost lower than this imbecile standing over here. Oh by the way, who saw me beat Sammy Steel tonight? I won’t say I didn’t tell you so, seeing as I DID tell you that I would beat the living hell out him. Now Hunter, can I please ask you why you needed to come out here? I was happily conversing to the CWW Universe, expressing my love and passion for them, until you had to come out and poop the party. God, just mind your own business! I don’t know if you are trying to get into my head, or if you are trying to prove yourself to me, but you just need to stop! CWW is too much for you, Revolution is too much for you and I am too much for you! I will beat you at Roulette – I will embarrass you! And what the hell are you talking about? You said that I am ‘asking CWW to put more on my silver plate’. It is obvious that you have the comprehension skills of a four year old, seeing as I came out here to abuse the adhocracy of everybody involved with this God forsaken company. So let me guess, Cripple J, you have come out here to cut another one of your corny promos which make the sense at all? Hmm, well what happened last time you tried that? Oh what, I remember! I HKO’d your ugly mug straight onto the steel entrance ramp. That felt so good, how could I forget? Now you can go cut one of your ridiculous promos on me, I really do need something funny to laugh at…like that kid in the front row of the audience…yeah, the Ranga…ew!”

Harry Jones rolls on the floor laughing with a tear trickling down his right cheek and an ear to ear grin spread across his face. Harry composes himself and gets up onto his feet.

Harry Jones: “Cripple J strikes again! No but seriously, thank you. I really needed a good laugh to release some of my stress. Hunter, what is your deal? I am not crying or begging for anybody to take me on? If anything, that statement sums up what you do every single week! You cry and bitch about not being put in the main event, when you cannot face the fact that Hunter J does not belong anywhere near the main event! You come out to the ring, you allow the CWW Universe to treat you like their dog and then walk back to the locker room hoping that you entertained a few thousand people. Congratulations, not only are you my bitch…but you are everybody’s bitch! On that one night when you killed off The Embassy and you broke our trust bond – well I saw you as a threat. I was scared. Everything that I had fought for; my Heavyweight Championship, The Embassy…all gone! But when you began talking smack, I saw that I should not fear you. I began to realise that you are not a threat to me at all. You are just a Harry Jones wannabe! You want to be me, Hunter. The whole time in The Embassy you wanted my position as the leader of the group. You wanted my position in the main event and you wanted my Revolution Heavyweight Championship. You wanted my fame, my stardom and you wanted to have my legacy. But the bottom line is, there is only one Harry Jones, and that son of a bitch is standing right here in front of you, looking you straight in the eye. At Roulette, I will show you and everybody else that there is only room for one Harry Jones!”



Harry throws down the microphone and exits the ring.

OT: Sucks you had to go so early dude.