CWW 17.0 (Created World Wrestling)

Harry Jones is seen standing inside the CWW ring with a microphone in his hand.

Harry Jones: “Right now I could be doing two things. The first option is to out class Hunter J on the microphone. The second is to come out here in front of a live audience and settle things the ‘new’ way. To me it seems that when Superstars are on twitter, they somehow have boulders in the sack. But in person they are as flat as a tack. So I am going to make a stand on Hunter J’s career and raise the awareness of the adhocracy that he is; and I am doing it the new way. I have got to admit, I am a slave to trends…”

Harry Jones pulls out his iPhone 4G from his pocket and he opens up his twitter page. Harry types a sentence on his key pad and then slides his iPhone into his back pocket. Harry grimaces at the fans in the audience and glares at one particular woman who is reading Harry’s tweet.

Harry Jones: “If you don’t have a twitter, or for some weird reason you are not a follower of the Extreme Angel; this is what I just tweeted.”

[A photo capture of Harry’s twitter page appears on the titantron. Harry’s post reads; “Happy birthday, Little Sister! But I am four years older than you so I am still your Big Daddy, bitch!”]

Harry Jones: “That is right…The tape worm himself celebrates his twenty-fifth birthday today. Today is a day that should be celebrated as the greatest day on Earth; because today, Hunter J comes a whole year closer to death. No seriously, he would not be missed by anybody. In fact, if I have the opportunity to break his neck during our match at Roulette, then by God I will do just that! Don’t boo me; I will be doing you all a favour! The retard needs to be put out of his misery, I mean come on! If I could describe him in one word then that word would be; appalling. CWW has gone from the legendary and prestigious Zane Walker, to the ‘Australian Badass’, ‘The Scorpion’, ‘The Cobra’ Hardcore Demon, to the ‘Age of Extreme’ Harry Jones. All those big names were the stepping stones to our industry as we know it, but I have a very bad feeling about the future. I am turning thirty years old this September, so I still have a lot left in the tank, but when I am gone this company will be left in the hands of Hunter J and all of his super duper independent wrestler butt buddies. Enjoy what you’ve got…Because it ain’t gonna last forever! [The majority of the CWW Universe boos Jones, yet as usual he still has a small group of fanatics who will always mark for him whenever they hear his name]. But that is were I step in. The Age of Extreme is all about keeping CWW free from peasants like Jonathon Congreve. At Roulette he will meet his demise! Has he ever looked in a mirror? This is exactly what the fool sounds like; ‘Fuck Harry Jones he fucking sucks fucking hairy balls…fuck!’ You would think that his pointless excessive swearing is bad enough, but then he puts himself in even deeper water by whinging about never being put in the spotlight. If he wasn’t so arrogant then he would realise that he does not deserve to fight in the main event. The attention seeking whore does absolutely everything to try and get over with you imbeciles, even if it means getting the studio in trouble for his language and his comments on rape and other subjects which should not be touched. He spat in my eye the other night…and eye for an eye, hey? I would respect Hunter if he knew were his place was, but getting through to the moron is like running through a brick wall. I mean, he is almost too stupid to insult! Well…I guess I am going to go home. Train for any challenges that await me after I deal with my ‘Little Bitch’ and then I might go get a burger from Hungry Jacks. Good night, CWW Universe! I would like to finish up by saying; I hate you all.”

['All I Want' by A Day To Remember plays over the PA system as 'The Chosen One' emerges onto the entrance ramp. The CWW Universe burst into an uproar as Matt Xtreme holds a replica of Surge's mask above his head. Xtreme is handed a microphone from Chimel. He enters the ring and sizes up to his Roulette opponent; Surge.]

Matt Xtreme: “Without your mask; you are nothing. Your mask is symbolic for a lot of things. The mask represents mystery, courage, exclusivity and the sick and twisted feeling that channels through the arena whenever your presence is felt. But more importantly, the mask represents you. When I pin you two times in one night, I will finally eliminate the mask; and when I get rid of your mask, I am getting rid of you! On the Wednesday after Roulette, viewer discretion will be advised because Surge will have to step into the ring and take it off! I have never been more ready for a fight in my life. What doesn’t kill me only makes me stronger! You have come so close to ending my career on so many occasions…but at Roulette…I end yours! Your legacy, your dignity, your passion, your identity...[Matt drops the mask] it all dies!”