CWW 21.0 (Created World Wrestling)

[Kevin Evans is nursing his leg]

Participants confirmed for the 10 man Global Title Open at bound 2 Death:
Devin Smith
Thorn
Zeke Zahn
Matt Xtreme
Silver Shadow
Ramon Rocque
Twista XL

rumored to be in the match:
Sammy Steel
Tim "TapOut" Taylor
Chris Davis
Toucan Sam

*Josh Polson has been laying low, as his phone's been ringing off the hook from every news service relating to Pro Wrestling, they are all asking the same question*
"What brought about the Best In The Universe gimmick?"
Jumping on his Facebook he posts the following:
Because I'm sick and tired of people every 5 minuets saying The Universe is dead, The Universe is far from dead, As long as Professional Wrestling is in the hearts of the millions and millions of fans it lives anybody who says otherwise either A dosen't really give a damn in the sport at all or B couldn't put together the career they wanted and have turned bitter Somebody needs to stand up and say "Hey! We're still here ya know" And since nobody's looking to take the reigns it looks like i will. BITU 12/17/11 Boston, MA

CWW Acceleration Results (18/11/2011)

M1: Devin Smith defeats Shane Johnson at 10:16 after The Hangover.

M2: Alex Nova defeats Jet Reynolds in 1:12 after the DFA.

Promo: Hunter J calls out Ramon Roque after the events of last week's Acceleration. Roque comes out and the two agree to a match, next.

M3: Hunter J defeats Ramon Roque at 15:48 after an HJO.

M4: Eric Lindgren defeats John Watson at 7:34 after a California Connect. After the match, Alex Nova attacks Lindgren.

Promo: Rob Black names his title challenger for tonight and it's The Avenger.

M5: Rob Black defeats The Avenger by submission at 1:00 after a Dragon Sleeper

Harry Jones makes his entrance, looking incredibly pissed off. [Didn't go into detail, because I'm lazy].

Harry Jones: "Despite his severe lack of talent and creativity - No, I'm not talking about Shane McMahon ... Kevin Evans has defeated me twice. Kevin is more corny forward-slash generic than the titles of the CWW Pay Per Views, which are usually headlined by the waste of space named Hardcore Demon whom is about as boring as Josh Polson, yet Polson feels inclined to have his theme song be the 80's smash hit, Cult of Personality ... Personality? I'd rather watch Hunter J attempt to be cool than watch a Josh Polson promo! Josh is boring, but not as boring as Angel Rodriguez. Oooh no, not by a long shot! The only time Angel Rodriguez succeeds in entertaining the CWW Universe is when he isn't even wrestling or speaking. In fact, the only time CWW manages to put on a good show is when I'm in the main event, losing to Hardcore Demon, Danny D or Jake Lyndon, because I am entertaining! However, what do I know? I'm just another leaf on the tree; a leaf that lost his dignity a long time ago when he was forced to fight Hardcore Demon in a chain match. Oh, woops, I've already mentioned Hardcore Demon. I guess anything bad can be relevant to Hardcore Demon, right? Not to mention his abundance of lazy-ass brothers who have made a career by 'arriving at the arena', or 'walking around'. Now, tonight while you're having sex with your imaginary girlfriend, here is some food for thought. Harry Jones is coming to Monday Night War! THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER ... You know the rest."

Harry Jones does some cool stuff and leaves.

OOC: The real one is coming soon. This is pretty kewl though. [Edit: Anybody who is easily offended shouldn't read this]

Hazza wrote:

Harry Jones makes his entrance, looking incredibly pissed off. [Didn't go into detail, because I'm lazy].

Harry Jones: "Despite his severe lack of talent and creativity - No, I'm not talking about Shane McMahon ... Kevin Evans has defeated me twice. Kevin is more corny forward-slash generic than the titles of the CWW Pay Per Views, which are usually headlined by the waste of space named Hardcore Demon whom is about as boring as Josh Polson, yet Polson feels inclined to have his theme song be the 80's smash hit, Cult of Personality ... Personality? I'd rather watch Hunter J attempt to be cool than watch a Josh Polson promo! Josh is boring, but not as boring as Angel Rodriguez. Oooh no, not by a long shot! The only time Angel Rodriguez succeeds in entertaining the CWW Universe is when he isn't even wrestling or speaking. In fact, the only time CWW manages to put on a good show is when I'm in the main event, losing to Hardcore Demon, Danny D or Jake Lyndon, because I am entertaining! However, what do I know? I'm just another leaf on the tree; a leaf that lost his dignity a long time ago when he was forced to fight Hardcore Demon in a chain match. Oh, woops, I've already mentioned Hardcore Demon. I guess anything bad can be relevant to Hardcore Demon, right? Not to mention his abundance of lazy-ass brothers who have made a career by 'arriving at the arena', or 'walking around'. Now, tonight while you're having sex with your imaginary girlfriend, here is some food for thought. Harry Jones is coming to Monday Night War! THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER ... You know the rest."

Harry Jones does some cool stuff and leaves.

OOC: The real one is coming soon. This is pretty kewl though. [Edit: Anybody who is easily offended shouldn't read this]

Danny D walks out and grabs a microphone.

Danny: I still have your contract. whether we competed at Fight or Die, or not, that Fight or Die match wasn't for your contract. Bound 2 Death is however. and, I am barring you from going to War until we clear this up. hell, i'll allow you to work revolution and war. if you want to travel from war in New York and go all the way to this week's revolution in San Jose two days later, be my guest. but you will stay on revolution.

*Dustin Shore is backstage with the CWW Championship after Josh's odd and amusing display. The camera is shown approaching him, and Dustin is looking at someone off-camera.*

Interviewer: Dustin, can I get your reaction to what Josh Polson just did?

Dustin: Oh, God, where to begin? Let's see...calling himself the best in the Universe...he's just another person hopping on the badwagon. Kevin Evans, Hardcore Demon, Harry Jones, Angel Rodriguez, Cyrus Black, Jarrett Calloway, now Josh Polson...everyone is calling themselves the best in the world, universe, company, whatever. They are the guys everyone is talking about, and everyone buys into a slogan that gets passed around more than Hardcore Demon's mother, apparently, based on how different all of his brothers look. I'm not going to tell you I should be the best in the world. I will tell you that I don't get the credit I deserve for doing what I do, as well as I do it. People are always forgetting me, underestimating me. And I'm getting sick of it. So, let Josh claim he's the voice of the Universe, let him believe he carries the people with him. If he doesn't crack under the pressure, all it will take is that one-two-three, when I beat him at Bound 2 Death. And everyone can judge for themselves, who is the best.

*Dustin turns and walks away, and the camera turns to see him walk around the corner.*

SuperByNature wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Harry Jones makes his entrance, looking incredibly pissed off. [Didn't go into detail, because I'm lazy].

Harry Jones: "Despite his severe lack of talent and creativity - No, I'm not talking about Shane McMahon ... Kevin Evans has defeated me twice. Kevin is more corny forward-slash generic than the titles of the CWW Pay Per Views, which are usually headlined by the waste of space named Hardcore Demon whom is about as boring as Josh Polson, yet Polson feels inclined to have his theme song be the 80's smash hit, Cult of Personality ... Personality? I'd rather watch Hunter J attempt to be cool than watch a Josh Polson promo! Josh is boring, but not as boring as Angel Rodriguez. Oooh no, not by a long shot! The only time Angel Rodriguez succeeds in entertaining the CWW Universe is when he isn't even wrestling or speaking. In fact, the only time CWW manages to put on a good show is when I'm in the main event, losing to Hardcore Demon, Danny D or Jake Lyndon, because I am entertaining! However, what do I know? I'm just another leaf on the tree; a leaf that lost his dignity a long time ago when he was forced to fight Hardcore Demon in a chain match. Oh, woops, I've already mentioned Hardcore Demon. I guess anything bad can be relevant to Hardcore Demon, right? Not to mention his abundance of lazy-ass brothers who have made a career by 'arriving at the arena', or 'walking around'. Now, tonight while you're having sex with your imaginary girlfriend, here is some food for thought. Harry Jones is coming to Monday Night War! THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER ... You know the rest."

Harry Jones does some cool stuff and leaves.

OOC: The real one is coming soon. This is pretty kewl though. [Edit: Anybody who is easily offended shouldn't read this]

Danny D walks out and grabs a microphone.

Danny: I still have your contract. whether we competed at Fight or Die, or not, that Fight or Die match wasn't for your contract. Bound 2 Death is however. and, I am barring you from going to War until we clear this up. hell, i'll allow you to work revolution and war. if you want to travel from war in New York and go all the way to this week's revolution in San Jose two days later, be my guest. but you will stay on revolution.

OT: Ugh, let me leave. The feud ended at FoD, there is no point in continuing it now.

*Josh Polson watches Dustin's reaction on CWW.com*
Josh: Poor bloke, he really needs to get with the program because if we continue on with this "arriving" or "Going into the guym* type of RP'ing it will die that's why i did what i did

HE BROKE THE FOURTH WALL ^^^

Hazza wrote:

HE BROKE THE FOURTH WALL ^^^

now i won't be able to think that it is real. damn you josh.

cbox

SuperByNature wrote:

Hazza wrote:

HE BROKE THE FOURTH WALL ^^^

now i won't be able to think that it is real. damn you josh.

OFF: S'pose i should point out that it's not the wrestler that's talking it's the owner/creator of him who incidentally is also called Josh Polson O_O

ozziewwefan101 (Polsy) wrote:

SuperByNature wrote:

Hazza wrote:

HE BROKE THE FOURTH WALL ^^^

now i won't be able to think that it is real. damn you josh.

OFF: S'pose i should point out that it's not the wrestler that's talking it's the owner/creator of him who incidentally is also called Josh Polson O_O

you are making it worse. alright, saying something about rp'ing, that's bad, but explaining that you, not your character, posted that, now that's going past extreme.

Hazza wrote:

SuperByNature wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Harry Jones makes his entrance, looking incredibly pissed off. [Didn't go into detail, because I'm lazy].

Harry Jones: "Despite his severe lack of talent and creativity - No, I'm not talking about Shane McMahon ... Kevin Evans has defeated me twice. Kevin is more corny forward-slash generic than the titles of the CWW Pay Per Views, which are usually headlined by the waste of space named Hardcore Demon whom is about as boring as Josh Polson, yet Polson feels inclined to have his theme song be the 80's smash hit, Cult of Personality ... Personality? I'd rather watch Hunter J attempt to be cool than watch a Josh Polson promo! Josh is boring, but not as boring as Angel Rodriguez. Oooh no, not by a long shot! The only time Angel Rodriguez succeeds in entertaining the CWW Universe is when he isn't even wrestling or speaking. In fact, the only time CWW manages to put on a good show is when I'm in the main event, losing to Hardcore Demon, Danny D or Jake Lyndon, because I am entertaining! However, what do I know? I'm just another leaf on the tree; a leaf that lost his dignity a long time ago when he was forced to fight Hardcore Demon in a chain match. Oh, woops, I've already mentioned Hardcore Demon. I guess anything bad can be relevant to Hardcore Demon, right? Not to mention his abundance of lazy-ass brothers who have made a career by 'arriving at the arena', or 'walking around'. Now, tonight while you're having sex with your imaginary girlfriend, here is some food for thought. Harry Jones is coming to Monday Night War! THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER ... You know the rest."

Harry Jones does some cool stuff and leaves.

OOC: The real one is coming soon. This is pretty kewl though. [Edit: Anybody who is easily offended shouldn't read this]

Danny D walks out and grabs a microphone.

Danny: I still have your contract. whether we competed at Fight or Die, or not, that Fight or Die match wasn't for your contract. Bound 2 Death is however. and, I am barring you from going to War until we clear this up. hell, i'll allow you to work revolution and war. if you want to travel from war in New York and go all the way to this week's revolution in San Jose two days later, be my guest. but you will stay on revolution.

OT: Ugh, let me leave. The feud ended at FoD, there is no point in continuing it now.

Yea kill it

Alex Nova is nowhere in sight

But Zoey arrives looking for Eric Lindgren

Eric Lindgren is in the gym.

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Eric Lindgren is in the gym.

"Eric hi..."

*Zoey walks in with a sexy attire*

.ηovα. wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Eric Lindgren is in the gym.

"Eric hi..."

*Zoey walks in with a sexy attire*

Lindgren smiles.

Eric: Hey there...

Will finish the show tomorrow