EFNW Wrestling >> "A New Chapter"

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Omega is in the gym, training for tomorrow.

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ThePeep[Punk=Epic] wrote:: Omega is in the gym, training for tomorrow.

He is being watched by Daniel Evans, who has apparently recovered from his incident earlier with the masked men.

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The Cymbal [Team Granger] wrote:

ThePeep[Punk=Epic] wrote:: Omega is in the gym, training for tomorrow.

He is being watched by Daniel Evans, who has apparently recovered from his incident earlier with the masked men.

Omega looks over, chuckles and adds more weight, with the weight now totaling about 500 pounds, and continues to lift.

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The Legend of Casey wrote:: **Casey stares at him from atop his perch of the top rope for a moment and shakes his head sighing. He looks a bit disappointed as he stares down the now smug Matt Xtreme.**

"You just had to go and fuck that up didn't you Xtreme. First off when I heard about this match I was excited to face you. But now..."

**He hops off of the top turnbuckle and slowly walks over to where Xtreme is standing and he grins at him**

"I'm looking forward to simply kicking your ass."

**The Nightmare Among Men's facial expression turns into a serious one as he stares right at Xtreme**

"I come out here giving you a shit load of respect and you take it, crumple it up and toss it back into my face? When what I could of done is completely rip you and your whole persona to shreds. What I coulda done is tell you a bunch of things such as; your hair cut makes you look like you're a cock smooch, your finisher is over rated, you have no friends, your voice is high pitched and annoying, your last name is spelled wrong, your move set is a bunch of flippy-dee-doos and spinaroonies which is easily solved by a kick to the face. Most of all though Matt, you're a sell out"

**Casey shrugs as he takes a step back and then fans are cheering and even a 'sell out' chant starts**

"I've got a great idea Matt how about we change your obnoxiously retarded nickname from the Chosen One to Cock Smooch? I think it fits you very well. Come one lets hear it for Matt Xtreme; the Cock Smooch!"

**The chants switch over from 'sell-out' to 'cock smooch' in an instant which causes Casey to stifle back a laugh as he tries to act serious again**

"In all seriousness Matt, the respect I had for you, before you came rushing down that ramp like a five year old pretending to be an air plane, is gone. I have no respect for a man who was loved and adored by the EFNW fans for years then all of a sudden the new kid comes in and you they love him more so you act, for lack of a better term, jealous, of the new kid so he now all of a sudden hates the fans. Matt when that first EFNW show comes around I'm gonna enjoy the beating I will give you

**Casey leans against the ropes and looks like he just remembered something and raises the mic to his mouth again**

"By the way it's pretty awesome that you worship me so much to use my rookie entrance theme song.."

**He smirks as he readjusts his 3XW hat**

Matt Xtreme: "Casey, I selected this theme song because I want to thrust my tallywacker into your ovaries. Before I put my game face on, I have got to get something off my chest. So the other day I was walking to a local bar when I saw a group of forty year old women lining up to see the new Twilight movie. I mean, I can understand that Jacob and Edward are hot, but for God sakes it is unnecessary for those women to shout things out like; 'I LOVE YOU JACOB'. Anyway, I saw some five year olds in a park later and I decided that if those women could be attracted to younger people then why can't I? So I basically flopped out my tallywacker and started chasing the girls around. The children's parents tried to whip my ass, but I am a pretty awesome long distance runner -- And I think I broke somebody’s nose. Moral of the story; Casey Anomaly is a hypocrite."

Joey Styles: "Umm...What?!"

To the crowds shock, Matt Xtreme is actually trying to make a connection from his story to his Rebirth opponent.

Matt Xtreme: "Look at you! I have the audacity to say such offensive things because I have the balls to say what is on my mind, but you... Just look at you. Who the hell do you think you are to wear a 3XW hat in an EFNW event; honestly, you are basically telling your entire EFNW fan base to get fucked hypothetically. Actually I commend your act of company prejudice, because it is worth commendation. The EFNW fans are the most idiotic breed in the industry, excluding the ECCW fans of course... Isn't that right Mr. Obesity?"

Xtreme winks at the fan he teased earlier about his weight problems.

Matt Xtreme: "Hey EFNW fans, I am going to have sex tonight...WITH A REAL GIRL! No, Mr. Obesity, daughters do not count...Eew..."

Matt gingerly walks over to Casey and begins to stare Anomaly down.

Matt Xtreme: "I want all of your home viewers to turn off the porn and actually listen to my remarks in depth, because I speak the blatant truth. I am the best on the microphone, I am the best in the ring, I am the best in the bedr - too far... But as you can see, I am the best and I represent you people. Love me or hate me, I am an EFNW bred wrestler and that will never change. Casey, you might as well drag your skinny arse back to Triple X Wrestling because you are NOT wanted here!"

An overwhelming majority of the fans are booing, but about five people in the audience are cheering loyally for the chosen one.

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OOC:

Typing another Evans promo. Hazza, you little bitch, check your PM's..

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ThePeep[Punk=Epic] wrote:

The Cymbal [Team Granger] wrote:

ThePeep[Punk=Epic] wrote:: Omega is in the gym, training for tomorrow.

He is being watched by Daniel Evans, who has apparently recovered from his incident earlier with the masked men.

Omega looks over, chuckles and adds more weight, with the weight now totaling about 500 pounds, and continues to lift.

Evans: "Impressive. Nothing I couldn't do, but impressive nonetheless. Defeating you ought to give me enough momentum if we ever meet in the ring, eh?"

Hall of Famer Posts : 4741 Age : 29 Location : Emerald

OOC:

Hazza, check your PM NAO!

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The Hall of Famer, Grand Slam champion, 23x slammy award winner, and other accolades that i don't feel like mentioning, Danny D shows up wearing a vintage Destiny X jersey and his black Danny D pants.

Veteran Posts : 3039 Age : 27 Location : Hogwarts

The Cymbal [Team Granger] wrote:

ThePeep[Punk=Epic] wrote:

The Cymbal [Team Granger] wrote:

ThePeep[Punk=Epic] wrote:: Omega is in the gym, training for tomorrow.

He is being watched by Daniel Evans, who has apparently recovered from his incident earlier with the masked men.

Omega looks over, chuckles and adds more weight, with the weight now totaling about 500 pounds, and continues to lift.

Evans: "Impressive. Nothing I couldn't do, but impressive nonetheless. Defeating you ought to give me enough momentum if we ever meet in the ring, eh?"

Omega stops lifting after hearing this.

Omega: You'd be lucky to last 5 minutes in the ring against me. You defeat me, you might as well be the World Champion.

Hall of Famer Posts : 4741 Age : 29 Location : Emerald

[Shane Johnson is still in the ring]

TBC by SOMEONE!

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ThePeep[Punk=Epic] wrote:

The Cymbal [Team Granger] wrote:

ThePeep[Punk=Epic] wrote:

The Cymbal [Team Granger] wrote:

ThePeep[Punk=Epic] wrote:: Omega is in the gym, training for tomorrow.

He is being watched by Daniel Evans, who has apparently recovered from his incident earlier with the masked men.

Omega looks over, chuckles and adds more weight, with the weight now totaling about 500 pounds, and continues to lift.

Evans: "Impressive. Nothing I couldn't do, but impressive nonetheless. Defeating you ought to give me enough momentum if we ever meet in the ring, eh?"

Omega stops lifting after hearing this.

Omega: You'd be lucky to last 5 minutes in the ring against me. You defeat me, you might as well be the World Champion.

Evans: "Believe me, that'll come true soon enough. My reign would be starting tomorrow if Travis Jones didn't have such a huge grudge against me."

Hall of Famer Posts : 4741 Age : 29 Location : Emerald

OOC:

Again Hazza..

Veteran Posts : 3039 Age : 27 Location : Hogwarts

The Cymbal [Team Granger] wrote:

ThePeep[Punk=Epic] wrote:

The Cymbal [Team Granger] wrote:

ThePeep[Punk=Epic] wrote:

The Cymbal [Team Granger] wrote:

ThePeep[Punk=Epic] wrote:: Omega is in the gym, training for tomorrow.

He is being watched by Daniel Evans, who has apparently recovered from his incident earlier with the masked men.

Omega looks over, chuckles and adds more weight, with the weight now totaling about 500 pounds, and continues to lift.

Evans: "Impressive. Nothing I couldn't do, but impressive nonetheless. Defeating you ought to give me enough momentum if we ever meet in the ring, eh?"

Omega stops lifting after hearing this.

Omega: You'd be lucky to last 5 minutes in the ring against me. You defeat me, you might as well be the World Champion.

Evans: "Believe me, that'll come true soon enough. My reign would be starting tomorrow if Travis Jones didn't have such a huge grudge against me."

Omega: Look, I don't want to know, and to be honest I don't care about who has a grudge against you, unless its me. And I guarantee the world that I will be EFNW World Champion.

Hall of Famer Posts : 4741 Age : 29 Location : Emerald

[The scene opens and we are backstage, we can see crew workers walking about doing their normal things, we can see some wrestlers, such Harry Jones, Daniel Evans, and Danny D & Omega all doing their thing. Kevin Evans comes into shot; he is dressed in his formal clothes, which are jeans, boots, shirt, chain and sunnies. He looks around for a while before he notices the camera]

The Classic//Kevin Evans//The Classic

“Tomorrow night, I take on Michael Dejesus for the chance to fight for EFNW International Championship; this is the chance I have been waiting for, it is time for Kevin Evans to regain the International Championship, once again lead the division to higher spots in this company. But it is not all about grabbing titles and what not. I am here to earn respect and be called one the best in the word, because at the moment, I am look downed on by the rest of the guys. I am the upstart who was heartless and soulless and just wanted to end people in matches, I didn’t care about earning respect and be called the best in the world. This went on for a long time, until I finally saw why I was so hated by everyone, as I said before I was heartless and cold, but now I have changed my ways and I am loved by the fans and slowly gaining the respect of the locker room”

[Kevin Evans looks at the roof before back at the camera]

“Michael Dejesus, you and I are going one on one, this is our big chance to prove to everyone, why we should be called the best in the world, and wrestle on every show. Even if I lose the match, which I hope I don’t, I will feel like I put everything on the line for the chance to become the champion but it was not enough and I need to improve my skills and talents before I fight you again. Michael, I am asking you to put everything on the line, I want to have a great match with you and gives these fans a match they will never forget, they may even call it a classic”

[Evans smiles before he suddenly dips his head, it hangs there for a while. The camera scans to the left where the ding is heard and we see the bell on the ground]

“Michael, be prepared I am going break you in half tomorrow night!”

[Evans takes his sunnies off and breaks them in half with an evil smirk on his face, but he dips his head again as the ding is heard again. Evans head lifts again and he is smiling, he looks at his broken sunnies and looks confused so he stuffs them into his pocket and leaves as the camera shuts off]

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ThePeep[Punk=Epic] wrote:

The Cymbal [Team Granger] wrote:

ThePeep[Punk=Epic] wrote:

The Cymbal [Team Granger] wrote:

ThePeep[Punk=Epic] wrote:

The Cymbal [Team Granger] wrote:

ThePeep[Punk=Epic] wrote:: Omega is in the gym, training for tomorrow.

He is being watched by Daniel Evans, who has apparently recovered from his incident earlier with the masked men.

Omega looks over, chuckles and adds more weight, with the weight now totaling about 500 pounds, and continues to lift.

Evans: "Impressive. Nothing I couldn't do, but impressive nonetheless. Defeating you ought to give me enough momentum if we ever meet in the ring, eh?"

Omega stops lifting after hearing this.

Omega: You'd be lucky to last 5 minutes in the ring against me. You defeat me, you might as well be the World Champion.

Evans: "Believe me, that'll come true soon enough. My reign would be starting tomorrow if Travis Jones didn't have such a huge grudge against me."

Omega: Look, I don't want to know, and to be honest I don't care about who has a grudge against you, unless its me. And I guarantee the world that I will be EFNW World Champion.

Psychopsilocin then comes strolling down while eating some Sour Patch Kids and over hears Omega's and Evan's conversation.

"Ha, you better win it, or else you're gonna look like a total loser."

He'll be the laughing stock of not only all his family and friends, but the entire Universe as well.

"I pray to Galactus that he loses, because him looking like a complete failure would be a real Kodak moment!"

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CUJO! wrote:

ThePeep[Punk=Epic] wrote:

The Cymbal [Team Granger] wrote:

ThePeep[Punk=Epic] wrote:

The Cymbal [Team Granger] wrote:

ThePeep[Punk=Epic] wrote:

The Cymbal [Team Granger] wrote:

ThePeep[Punk=Epic] wrote:: Omega is in the gym, training for tomorrow.

He is being watched by Daniel Evans, who has apparently recovered from his incident earlier with the masked men.

Omega looks over, chuckles and adds more weight, with the weight now totaling about 500 pounds, and continues to lift.

Evans: "Impressive. Nothing I couldn't do, but impressive nonetheless. Defeating you ought to give me enough momentum if we ever meet in the ring, eh?"

Omega stops lifting after hearing this.

Omega: You'd be lucky to last 5 minutes in the ring against me. You defeat me, you might as well be the World Champion.

Evans: "Believe me, that'll come true soon enough. My reign would be starting tomorrow if Travis Jones didn't have such a huge grudge against me."

Omega: Look, I don't want to know, and to be honest I don't care about who has a grudge against you, unless its me. And I guarantee the world that I will be EFNW World Champion.

Psychopsilocin then comes strolling down while eating some Sour Patch Kids and over hears Omega's and Evan's conversation.

"Ha, you better win it, or else you're gonna look like a total loser."

He'll be the laughing stock of not only all his family and friends, but the entire Universe as well.

"I pray to Galactus that he loses, because him looking like a complete failure would be a real Kodak moment!"

Omega: Your right, it would be a Kodak moment, because it NEVER happens.

Subject: Re: EFNW Wrestling >> "A New Chapter" Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:40 am

*Josh Polson is sitting in his locker room ready to make a positive impact of EFNW tomorrow night*

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ThePeep[Punk=Epic] wrote:

CUJO! wrote:

ThePeep[Punk=Epic] wrote:

The Cymbal [Team Granger] wrote:

ThePeep[Punk=Epic] wrote:

The Cymbal [Team Granger] wrote:

ThePeep[Punk=Epic] wrote:

The Cymbal [Team Granger] wrote:

ThePeep[Punk=Epic] wrote:: Omega is in the gym, training for tomorrow.