Nightmare Wrestling Tournament #1 ::Official Thread::

may get one up for tomorrow if not too late

[Along this long dark street there is a Old English Style Pub, after a few shouts about four men can be seen dragging a man by force from the pub and tossing him hard into the road, as the men head back inside the man hops to his feet and brushes the dirt and grit off of his black shirt and jeans.]

{In a strong Essex Accent}

'Oi come back out here you motherfuckers I swear to god I will bang you out right now.'

[Two of the men then walk back out from the pub one is Bald and about 5'9 whilst the other is much Taller and has a Black Military style haircut.]

{One of the men then squares up to the guy.}

'Look mate we don't want no trouble, I mean you are 'The Heretic' Dan Maskell right and we are big fans it's just we can not tolerate you groping Female patients or being abusive to the staff, so yeah look please just leave as we are just doing our jobs and we do not want any trouble.'

[As The man by himself(now obviously Dan Maskell) Smirks the two men look a bit nervous.]

'Well let me tell you something boys it looks like trouble found you.'

[As quick as a flash Dan kicks the bigger man right in the testicles causing him to drop to his knees before grabbing the other man by the top and just punching away at his face, as Dan let's go following the fifth punch the now bloodied man drops to the floor, The Bigger man the gets to his feet only for Dan to spear tackle him into the Glass door Causing a loud smashing noise as glass scatters everywhere.]

'See you may think you can just chuck me out of here and that I will just accept that, no mate I won't you see I do what I want when I want and there is fuck all you can do about it.'

[Dan then walks back into the pub and a few more loud shouts can be heard when suddenly the other two men from earlier can be seen running out of the almost terrified when Dan Maskell then also comes running out of pub full speed wielding a Pool Cue]

{As Dan chases them down the street swinging the Cue back and forth he shouts}


'Get Back Here you Cowards, I am going to Merc you I swear to god.'

[As the two men Sprint down this road they hop over these bollards before taking shelter under a market stall, Dan then with a surprising amount of skill leaps over the bollards before jumping onto the stall and hanging on to one of the bars for balance.]

'Bouncers come out and play.'

[Dan then starts banging one of the metal bars with the cue causing an unnerving amount of echos coming from the stall, just then one of the men tries to do a runner from under the stall only for Dan to throw the cue right at him taking his legs right out from under him, as the Man hits the floor he appears knocked out as his head hit the concrete, Dan then jumps down and stands over the bloke when the last man who was hiding under the stall comes running out and cracks Dan with a punch to the face staggering him]

{The Man then yells}

'We treated you with respect and you act like this now it is time for me to take out the trash and dispose of you.'

[As the guy finishes talking Dan runs at him and the two men start landing punches to each others faces when Dan pushes him hard into the wall before landing a big punch dropping the bloke.]

{Dan then leans over him and shouts]

'Mate don't you know who I am, I am 'The Heretic' Dan Maskell, and mate for you to even try me is an insult I mean seriously If you even dream about beating me then you had better wake up and apologise and you just found that out, got it?'



{The other man still sort of groggy murmurs}



'Yes'



[As he says yes Dan Laughs before placings his foot on the dudes chest.]



'Good now see you later mate.'



[Dan then lifts his foot off the guys chest and looks round incredibly proud of himself when Police Sirens can be heard in the distance]



'Oh Shit...... Not again.'



[Dan then begins to sprint off into the darkness disappearing down a slip road as the Police Cars pull up, a few Policemen chase after him but all what can be heard is all of them shouting they can not see him, over the police radios a description can be heard for Dan as the Police and some onlookers wonder what caused all this violence.]

[The scene opens and we are inside the gym, and we can see a lot of people training on the bags and gym equipment, we can the room and we see a man entering the training ring which is completely smack bang in the middle of the gym. He is wearing green, black striped long tights, black boots, he has no shirt on. He is now standing inside the ring, smiling. About 10 dudes enter the ring, all smirking. Evans trainer is on the outside with a bell in hand. Evans walks around and shakes everyone hands before looking over at the trainer]

Tim Johnson:

“Evans you ready to do this?”

Kevin Evans:

“Wrestle sure. I am born ready to fight”

Tim Johnson:

“No, I mean you ready to go crazy?”

Kevin Evans:

“What do you mean?!”

Tim Johnson:

“See you soon Evans”

[Evans starts yelling at Tim before the bell rings, and Evans goes dead slight, he lifts his head grinning like a mad man. He scans the 10 dudes before motioning for them to come at him, one dude does he is met by the Classic Kick, another one runs at him and his met by a running spear! Evans jumps up and spins in the air and nails a hard kick to the jaw of another dude. He nails the Evans Spike on another guy, Evans sends one guy over the ropes and he lands on his head Evans grabs another dude and plants him down with the Death Valley driver. He throws another dude at the camera and the camera shuts off]

20 minutes later…

[Another camera turns on and we scan the room and we see the gym in ruin, bodies are all over the place, equipment is broken, we look towards the ring and we see Evans lying on his back, as the bell rings. Tim enters the ring with a smile on his face]

Tim Johnson:

“Kevin, you really are crazy, you completely snapped! You destroyed everyone here! I have not seen so much pain and suffering in one match”

Kevin Evans:

“No, I did not do this! You’re lying! Someone else did it! I never did this!”

Tim Johnson:

“Look around Evans, you did it you are the monster, you have really gone insane now, I can see it now, everyone will be wanting you now, they will love to have the crazy one in the main event, even maybe as the World champion!”

Kevin Evans:

“No, no! I will never become anyone’s show pony! I am not crazy, I am sane! I never did this! These guys need help, call someone, they need help! HURRY! ”

Tim Johnson:

“Oh trust me they will get help, soon enough, but I think we need to talk about deals, money and power! We will get it all soon! I can’t wait!!"

Kevin Evans:

“NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

(Evans jumps up but he freezes and falls flat on his face, he has fainted, Tim is standing over Evans chuckling, saying something about, only the start Evans, only the start.)

Scene ends

Is this what the match will be like?

My Story >> by Harry Jones

Harry Jones is standing in the bathroom whilst a soft, depressing song plays in the background. Harry takes a deep breath and begins speaking...

It all started out as a usual Sunday afternoon. I was at a pub with my best friend Matt Xtreme and two girls came over to the table. One of the girls was my wife, Kelly, and she asked me to drive her home. I was drunk, but I told her that I would drive her after one more drink. One drink became five, and five became ten, and ten became fifteen. Kelly and I hopped into my semi and said goodbye to Matt and Sarah. We started driving, and I don’t know what happened next…but I drive pretty awesome when I am drunk. Apparently Stan Antsen was hit by a semi on that same afternoon – hmm. Anyway, we got home and I was walking up the stairs when I tripped over on the third step; my arch nemesis. I wasn’t injured, but I started throwing up from the fifteen shots. Kelly insisted that I saw a doctor, and she turns into a real control freak when she is angry, so I saw Doctor Bob Darth. The results where shocking.

The music pauses and Harry takes a deep breath.

Nothing was wrong with me, but Bob said that I should take some tests to see if I am HI-V Positive. I took the test…

The music suddenly stops again and a tear trickles down Harry’s left cheek. He manages to croak out the rest of the sentence, trying not to bawl.

I was fine, had no sign of aids in my system. So I started driving home twenty-eight minutes later and saw Stan Antsen holding a gun to his head. The distraction caused me to lose control of my wheel and spin out of control. I drove into a poll and the effects of the crash…

Harry is now on the floor sobbing, pounding his fists onto the tiles.

I survived the crash unharmed…The next morning I was sitting in an alleyway eating some jelly beans, and a man in trench coat approached me.

Jones is losing control now. His eyes are red and puffy and he is struggling to put full sentences together.

The man approached…me…with a…needle…he offered me some…her-hero-heroin…

The music cuts out and there is a long, awkward pause.

I said no, but the man was awfully nice. He gave me some more jelly beans. Anyway, I walked out of the alleyway and saw a man pointing an M9 at an elderly woman on the sidewalk. I told the man to go frick himself, but he turned the gun on me from point blank…and he pulled the trigger…

The music fades away again as Harry takes deep breathes, trying to compose himself.

He shot at me…but he missed…that was the only bullet he had in the chamber, so he decided to leg it. Later that day I went to a party at Matt’s house. It was an absolute rave until somebody lit the carpet on fire with a cigarette. Soon enough, Matt’s house was in a blaze of ferocious fire…and I was stuck inside the house with Kelly.

Jones is rolling around the floor crying and screaming out Kelly’s name passionately, as if there was a climax to that night.

Kelly was ki…Kelly was ki…Kelly was kind of frightened by the fire, but we made it out of the house about fifty minutes before things got nasty.

The music stops playing and Harry’s tone becomes more casual.

Later that night Kevin Evans raped me…he raped me hard! And now that I have the opportunity to win the Nightmare Wrestling Championship…I be rapin’ erybody roun’ here!