The Universe CAW Battle Royal #1

"The Natural" Mack Robinson - 10
Jarrett Calloway - 10
Casey Anamoly - 10
Christian Carter - 10
Chris James - 1
Ace - 10
Cody Daniels - 10
Trenton York - 10
CJ Jones - 10
Jimmy Sanchez - 10

Cody kicks Chris james in the ribs, gang style, before letting one of the other two eliminate chris james.

Jimmy grabs Cody's knife and stabs Chris James until he falls over the top rope and down to the floor. Jimmy then throws the knife at Chris, impaling him as medics take there time getting to him.

"The Natural" Mack Robinson - 10
Jarrett Calloway - 10
Casey Anamoly - 10
Christian Carter - 10
Ace - 9
Cody Daniels - 10
Trenton York - 10
CJ Jones - 10
Jimmy Sanchez - 10

Mack then hits a DDT on Ace.

Miami's 4th Heatle wrote:

"The Natural" Mack Robinson - 10
Jarrett Calloway - 10
Casey Anamoly - 10
Christian Carter - 10
Ace - 8
Cody Daniels - 10
Trenton York - 10
CJ Jones - 10
Jimmy Sanchez - 10

DDT on Ace

And Jimmy comes in and hits a third DDT on Ace before doing a Kip-up and teabagging him...

"The Natural" Mack Robinson - 10
Jarrett Calloway - 10
Casey Anamoly - 10
Christian Carter - 10
Ace - 6
Cody Daniels - 10
Trenton York - 10
CJ Jones - 10
Jimmy Sanchez - 10

Daniels makes some stupid Ace joke, before looking at Sanchez.
Daniels: Why did you take my knife?
Daniels looks back at ace, before delivering an enzuigiri.

"The Natural" Mack Robinson - 10
Jarrett Calloway - 10
Casey Anamoly - 10
Christian Carter - 10
Ace - 5
Cody Daniels - 10
Trenton York - 10
CJ Jones - 10
Jimmy Sanchez - 10

Mack hits a leg drop on Ace.

"The Natural" Mack Robinson - 10
Jarrett Calloway - 10
Casey Anamoly - 10
Christian Carter - 10
Ace - 4
Cody Daniels - 10
Trenton York - 10
CJ Jones - 10
Jimmy Sanchez - 10

Super laughs at Mikel for being the only one to actually do moves. Meanwhile, Cody pokes booker T, who is calling the match, in the eyes with pencils he finds on the desk. booker starts shouting nonsense, and Ace can take it anymore, and punches himself in the face.

"The Natural" Mack Robinson - 9
Jarrett Calloway - 10
Casey Anamoly - 10
Christian Carter - 10
Ace - 4
Cody Daniels - 10
Trenton York - 10
CJ Jones - 10
Jimmy Sanchez - 10

Some fan in the crowd runs into the ring and start to rape Mack in the but. He loves it

"The Natural" Mack Robinson - 8
Jarrett Calloway - 10
Casey Anamoly - 10
Christian Carter - 10
Ace - 4
Cody Daniels - 10
Trenton York - 10
CJ Jones - 10
Jimmy Sanchez - 10

Cody knocks Mack out cuz he's kinda homophobic

"The Natural" Mack Robinson - 7
Jarrett Calloway - 10
Casey Anamoly - 10
Christian Carter - 10
Ace - 4
Cody Daniels - 10
Trenton York - 10
CJ Jones - 10
Jimmy Sanchez - 10

The fan keeps raping Mack because he kinda likes the idea of being a necrophiliac

"The Natural" Mack Robinson - 6
Jarrett Calloway - 10
Casey Anamoly - 10
Christian Carter - 10
Ace - 4
Cody Daniels - 10
Trenton York - 10
CJ Jones - 10
Jimmy Sanchez - 10

Cody has run out of ideas, so he just decreases mack's total by a point

"The Natural" Mack Robinson - 6
Jarrett Calloway - 10
Casey Anamoly - 10
Christian Carter - 10
Ace - 3
Cody Daniels - 10
Trenton York - 10
CJ Jones - 10
Jimmy Sanchez - 10

And then off the top rope comes Jimmy, with a 450' Knee Press like how Kurt Angle almost killed Sting!

CAPS LOCK wrote:

"The Natural" Mack Robinson - 6
Jarrett Calloway - 10
Casey Anamoly - 10
Christian Carter - 10
Ace - 2
Cody Daniels - 10
Trenton York - 10
CJ Jones - 10
Jimmy Sanchez - 10

York nails Ace with york style

"The Natural" Mack Robinson - 6
Jarrett Calloway - 10
Casey Anamoly - 10
Christian Carter - 10
Ace - 1
Cody Daniels - 10
Trenton York - 10
CJ Jones - 10
Jimmy Sanchez - 10

Cody turns his attnetion back to ace, and shoots him with an entire clip from a machine gun. he then puts in another clip, and fires again.

"The Natural" Mack Robinson - 6
Jarrett Calloway - 10
Casey Anamoly - 10
Christian Carter - 10
Cody Daniels - 10
Trenton York - 10
CJ Jones - 10
Jimmy Sanchez - 10


Jimmy then hits another homicidal 450' Knee-press on Ace! Ace over-sells and sends himself over the top rope before falling on his neck and going into a wheelchair for life.

CAPS LOCK wrote:

"The Natural" Mack Robinson - 5
Jarrett Calloway - 10
Casey Anamoly - 10
Christian Carter - 10
Cody Daniels - 10
Trenton York - 10
CJ Jones - 10
Jimmy Sanchez - 10

York nails Mack with a superkick

"The Natural" Mack Robinson - 4
Jarrett Calloway - 10
Casey Anamoly - 10
Christian Carter - 10
Cody Daniels - 10
Trenton York - 10
CJ Jones - 10
Jimmy Sanchez - 10

Cody daniels looks and wonders why 2 clips from a machine gun didn't kill ace. he shrugs his shoulders, before predicting the rapture is gonna be September 4th, 1994. Mack Robinson starts crying in the corner

"The Natural" Mack Robinson - 4
Jarrett Calloway - 10
Casey Anamoly - 10
Christian Carter - 10
Cody Daniels - 10
Trenton York - 10
CJ Jones - 9
Jimmy Sanchez - 10


Mack hits MMM on CJ Jones

"The Natural" Mack Robinson - 4
Jarrett Calloway - 10
Casey Anamoly - 10
Christian Carter - 10
Cody Daniels - 10
Trenton York - 10
CJ Jones - 8
Jimmy Sanchez - 10

Cody attacks CJ Jones cuz CJ Jones is a silly name.

"The Natural" Mack Robinson - 4
Jarrett Calloway - 10
Casey Anamoly - 10
Christian Carter - 10
Cody Daniels - 10
Trenton York - 10
CJ Jones - 7
Jimmy Sanchez - 10

Mack kicks CJ Jones in the gut.

"The Natural" Mack Robinson - 4
Jarrett Calloway - 10
Casey Anamoly - 10
Christian Carter - 10
Cody Daniels - 10
Trenton York - 10
CJ Jones - 6
Jimmy Sanchez - 10

Cody grabs a feather and tickles CJ Jones with it until CJ pisses his pants

"The Natural" Mack Robinson - 4
Jarrett Calloway - 10
Casey Anamoly - 10
Christian Carter - 10
Cody Daniels - 10
Trenton York - 10
CJ Jones - 5
Jimmy Sanchez - 10

Mack then grabs a Fart Machine and hits CJ Jones with it.

"The Natural" Mack Robinson - 4
Jarrett Calloway - 10
Casey Anamoly - 10
Christian Carter - 10
Cody Daniels - 10
Trenton York - 10
CJ Jones - 4
Jimmy Sanchez - 10

Clothesline on CJ... BAM!!!!!!!

"The Natural" Mack Robinson - 4
Jarrett Calloway - 10
Casey Anamoly - 10
Christian Carter - 10
Cody Daniels - 10
Trenton York - 10
CJ Jones - 3
Jimmy Sanchez - 10


Mack pushes the button on the Fart Machine and says CJ Jones shit himself and CJ blushes.