ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 25.0

Future Surge wrote:

I already told you, Jarrett, I don't want Surge to be in KotR, you fucking faggot.

You know he won't listen.

Richie wrote:

Future Surge wrote:

I already told you, Jarrett, I don't want Surge to be in KotR, you fucking faggot.

You know he won't listen.

Do Jarrett's Match.

Marik says No + Jarrett puts him in the Kotr = Surge pissed off and Marik annoyed + Jarrett's logic = Surge wins KOTR

Hey guys back from my holiday. I'm fucking wrecked but hoping to have a promo up tomorrow!

Adam wrote:

Hey guys back from my holiday. I'm fucking wrecked but hoping to have a promo up tomorrow!

You non-Americans and your calling vacations "holidays" Oh lordy...

Joseph Iron notices that he's facing Omega in the first round, he shakes his head and says to himself

"I will bury him"

Starts tonight!

Jarrett wrote:

Jarrett wrote:

Dates for KotR round one --

Terror (7/30): Anomaly vs. Jones and Maskell vs. Nova
Crush (8/3): O'Walker vs. Williams and Venom vs. Calloway
Terror (8/6): Zayten vs. Fernando and Rodriguez vs. Shore
Crush (8/10): Iron vs. Omega and Surge vs. Linch

Jarrett, reply to my PM!

Voice of the Voiceless wrote:

Omega is in the gym, lifting a massive amount of weights, knowing he'll win KOTR.

Joseph walks up behind Omega and squares his shoulders behind him as he sizes the beast up.

"Strength appears to be immense but Endurance, Speed or Intelligence may be weaknesses" he says to himself, making a mental note on his first round foe.

The crowd erupt in boos as the hated Mexican aristocrat, Angel Rodriguez, bursts through the curtain in his signature white suit, ECCW Television title around his waist. Angel spreads his arms wide to show off his suit and struts down the ramp, absorbing the hatred of the crowd, before stepping upto the ring apron and barking orders at the referee. Under threats of violence should he disobey, the man in the zebra stripes sits on the middle rope, making it easier for Angel to step into the squared circle and grab the ring announcer's microphone to adress the awaiting ECCW fans.

AR: Finally, ECCW is blessed with the presence of true wrestling royalty. At Gold Rush, there was a final in a tournament to name the Television champion, but how can somebody be named the best wrestler on television if they hadn't defeated Angel Rodriguez to get there? The quick answer; you can't. And so I had to make my presence felt. I planned to attack the winner of the match and announce myself as the newest superstar of this company, after so long off the American screens. But Venom beat me to it by attacking Michael Ausberry backstage before the match. So I thought to myself, what better way to bring some class back into this once great company than to get in the ring and defeat Will Williams to win the title itself. And look what happened. But I am not out here merely to gloat and to disrespect Will Williams, no, I am here to tell everyone that Will Williams had his chance at MY title and didn't take it, so I am not going to give him another chance.

The crowd boo, knowing full well that Will Williams was screwed out of the Television title at Gold Rush. Angel carries on regardless.

AR: However, as the great champion that I am, I urge all of you to pit your might against mine in this very ring because I am going to be a fighting champion. I will defend against anyone, anytime, bar of course, Will Williams. But enough of the Television title. Because as well as the Television title, I am aiming for a third World title reign and I am aiming to become one of the only men to have been champion in this company and two other former rival companies. After all, I was signed here to be a major player and win titles as well as draw crowds. So starting in two weeks on Terror, I will have a match against a rival of mine in Dustin Shore in the King of the Ring tournament. A tournament that I will not only win, but will dominate from start to finish. And then I will go on to become the World Heavyweight champion because I am El Nino Maravilla, I am Angel Rodriguez. VIVA LA MEXICA! Gracias, senors and senoritas.

More boos are emitted from the partisan crowd as Angel drops the microphone and leaves the squared circle, before heading backstage and through the curtain.

Monday Night Terror Results (7/30/12):

Casey Anomaly d. Adam Jones to go on in the KOTR Tourney (10:22)

Zayten d. Jeffrey O'Walker in a non-title match (7:59)

Angel Rodriguez d. Drake Gale in a non-title match (8:35)

Rhys Hawkends d. Nameless (5:14)

Dan Maskell d. Alex Nova to go on in the KOTR Tourney (16:20)

off: Bad, late results again. Sorry, I'll actually get them up on a Monday next time...

OFF Im kinda really super fucking bored... some one RP?

Joseph Iron is backstage listening to various themes that he has on his phone.

"I can slap a tornado?" he says confusedly

"Why the hell would they give a song with lyrics that awesome to Matt Hardy?" he wonders aloud.

Landknecht wrote:

Joseph Iron is backstage listening to various themes that he has on his phone.

"I can slap a tornado?" he says confusedly

"Why the hell would they give a song with lyrics that awesome to Matt Hardy?" he wonders aloud.

off: Isn't the lyric right after that something like, "I can swallow semen"?

TJ! wrote:

Landknecht wrote:

Joseph Iron is backstage listening to various themes that he has on his phone.

"I can slap a tornado?" he says confusedly

"Why the hell would they give a song with lyrics that awesome to Matt Hardy?" he wonders aloud.

off: Isn't the lyric right after that something like, "I can swallow semen"?

off: I can dry up the sea. But yeah, its a pretty awesome lyric to amp people up. Then Matt Hardy comes out and we all lose interest.

Volga Boatmen blares over the speakers as Joseph Iron steps into view of the crowd, he positions himself very close to the stage to address the Captalistic pigdog audience. He pauses momentarily to replace the filter on his gas mask before speaking, putting the empty one in the pocket of his field grey greatcoat.

"Comrades....." he begins, his voice amplified by a small microphone he has pinned to his lapel.

"I find myself in a tournament to become the "King of the Ring". Now as you all know, Marxism frowns upon the ideology of Monarchy. My first reaction was to refuse to take part in such a tournament that supports the suppression of the Proletariat but as I thought about it more I came to three conclusions...." he takes a deep breath before continuing, his mask amplifying it.

"Firstly, I am facing Omega in the first round and while he's been extremely tough in the past.... according to some videos I've watched, I feel that my skill alone will cause that bear-man to fall to his knees before my might." he raises his hand in a shooing gesture to quiet the annoyed fans.

"Secondly, This is a chance for glory. For myself, for my ideals and for my motherland. Once I have my hand raised and I am crowned "King of the Ring" I will refuse it and free the workers from Autocratic rule. The Revolution will commence!" Iron says happily as images of uprising dance in his head.

"My third reason... well the third reason is for me to know and for all of you to find out. " he laughs to himself as he waves goodbye to the crowd, leaving them in a state of confusion from all the ideological rhetoric.

Rhawk wrote:

*Rhys Hawkens is finished watching the replay of Monday Night Terror and is rightfully PO'd that they called him 'Hawkends' instead of Hawkens.*

Rhys: Jesus Christ, I mean its bad enough I'm not in the King of the Ring Tourney, but the one time I get a match, they get my freaking name wrong! Maybe that guy was right, that dark match is as good as I'm going to get.

*The guy who writes the names gets shot*

Just another of those little facts I'm full of...

On March 15, 2013, ECCW's Crush brand would tie WWE's ECW brand for number of episodes.

I will be leaving for vacation tomorrow. I'll still be on most nights and I will try to make the next two Crush episodes the best they can be under the circumstances.

My people do shit around the arena.