["Haze" by KoRn blasts over the PA as Surge's titantron plays. "Mr. Hardcore" walks out from behind the curtain, wearing a pair of black jeans, a black DethKlock tee and of course, his signature mask which is done with silver lightning this time. He walks down to the ring, Crush World Tag Team Championship strapped around his waist. He walks down to the ring, staring straight in front of him as the crowd chants "Surge!". Surge walks down the ramp and then starts to walk around the ring, looking at the fans. He sees one with a sign showing him and Will with a joint and the caption reading "Potheads". Surge walks over and tears the sign from his hands before ripping it up and throwing it back in his face. A fan a couple of seats from him gets up, looking to be about 6'6 and gets into Surge's face. Surge simply has a stare-down with him before grabbing a nearby water bottle from a woman and pouring it over the fans head. Surge then continues his walk around the ring as the fan sits back down in his seat, obviously embarrassed. Surge keeps walking around the outside of the ring, observing the crowd before walking up the steel steps and going into the ring through the middle and top ropes. He motions for a mic, which is passed to him through the ropes. Surge paces around the ring as he shows of his Crush Tag Title.]
Surge: "Now, the great and all-mighty and not to mention super hot and mega awesome Surge has come out here for one reason: to address shiz which concerns him...not that Surge is concerned. Surge can shove his foot up the ass of any concern...and he means any concern.
"First...Summer Sizzle or whatever. Now, it seems that all of the ECCW sanctioned Tag Team Championships; Crush, Fight and Domination are being re-unified into an effort to re-(word-I'm-looking-for)...juvenate - rejuvenate. There we go. And, me and Will Williams, the Crush Tag Champs, and the last Champs, if I may add, aren't in the match. It seems some dirty illegal Mexicans and English wankers are being put in there instead. Well, I have a message for both, once me and Will get the chance, we are going to shove our collective feet up your asses and win back our rightful titles. Remember that, homos.
[The fans begin to chant "Kick their asses" and to cheer for Surge and Will.]
"Which brings me to my next topic, mine and Will's matches at Summer Sizzle. I shall be facing Michelle Gayers, John Suckapold and Sanders Kerkes Korn...which is ironically the name of the band that does my music; the "Korn" part, I mean. Anyways, Michelle Gayers knows she can't beat me, so she might as well sit there at home with her Legends of Zelda Championship playing Zelda and what-not...while contemplating how 'great' she is, of course, as well. Not that I think she's great, in fact, she sucks. The real Michelle, SuJay Cool's or whatever's whore is a better Michelle than Michelle Gayers.
[The fans boo at the hearing of the name of Michael Ayer's parody name. They also start a "Legend of Zelda Champ" chant.]
"Well, as for John Suckapold...the name basically speaks for itself. And, actually, I remember a Bugs Bunny and Tweety Show cartoon from back in the day that describes it all. You see, there was this opera singer named 'Leopold' and Bugs Bunny was bugging him, no pun intended...which is weird, 'cause I woulda liked his name to be Ephriam the Retarded Rabbit better. Anyways, Bugs and Leopold have this music war which Leopold wins after doing some shiz I can't remember. Now, Leopold goes away to a concert and Bugs pretends to be the orchestra leader. Eventually, he basically kills Leopold by making him sing - no, scream, so loud that the building collapses down on him. Now, this relates to the topic at hand because once I lock in the STF, an Armbar, a Figure 4 Neck-lock or any other submission I have in my arsenal on Leopold, I'm going to make him scream and tap out like a bitch until everyone who hears his girly little scream has their ear-drums broken.
[The fans boo again and chant "Suckapold!"]
"Now, onto the Champ. He's beaten me...and I have no problem manning up and saying that he has. Back in Doom, he beat me twice for the TV Title and now when he came to Crush, he beat me for the World Title. But, now Sanders thinks he's invincible and that I'm just a clown because I've started having a good time here. Well, let me tell you this, Sanders, I'm going to shove my foot so far up your ass...you're going to be flossing with my boot-laces, ass-face. Just remember that before I dump you on your head with a Psycho Driver and leave you there in a pool of your own blood and saliva.
[The fans give a pop and chant "Kicks his ass!"]
"And now onto my friend, tag team partner and oddly enough opponent at Summer Sizzle. Me and Will have the advantage straight off the bat. We're great wrestlers, cunning and just...awesome. Plus, we have each-other. And as gay as that may sound, just the fact Will can take the guy out with a Vertabreaker before I hit him with a Barf-o-Rama is hella' sweet. And, of course, Will doesn't want the Crush World Title so I can just as easily pin one of the other waists of space that are going to be in the ring with us.
[The fans give off another pop before chanting "Will!" and "Surge!" repeatedly.]
"And now...onto my last topic. People have been trashing me as of late, me and Will, in fact, calling us clowns and waists. I mean, some guy named Jason Blade even said it. Sure, when Triple S - Shit, shower-shave - or whatever (it's what he needs to do, I might add) calls us that, it's cool 'cause you know, he can back it up, but when a no-name piece of crap like Jason does it...well, he's asking to get raped. You see, the fact is, whoever calls us 'incapable', 'washed up' or anything else...is going to be very wrong when me and Will totally jail rape the competition before I become the new and 2-time Crush World Heavyweight Champion. I mean, how can you not put your money on us. We're straight-up main event. Would some normal pot-head up guy be able to beat Dustin Shore for the Crush World Title? Would some incapable retard be able to beat Super Junior, Dustin Shore and his own tag team partner in a match for the Crush World Title? No and certainly Hell NO! The fact is, I've proven myself over and over and over again, and so has Will. I mean, he's the King of the Ring. Did you see what he did to Jarrett Calloway? I didn't...but I heard it was brutal. So seriously, if you step-up...you better be ready to be laying where your shoe lace is at."
[The crowd give one final and huge pop as Surge raises his arms in the air, showing off his Crush World Tag Title. Surge then drops the mic and rolls out of the ring as the fans continue their "Surge!" chant. Surge walks up the ramp as the fans keep cheering. He reaches the curtain and then turns back, posing for the fans one more time before going behind the curtain and backstage. Once their, he slaps himself before sitting on a crate.]
Surge: "Okay, Surge, that was good...but now you and Will gotta back it up."
[Surge takes off the Crush Tag Title and puts it on his lap as he keeps on sitting there.]
Learn from this, morons. This is how you do an RP.
Wed Oct 23, 2024 7:29 am by Cole
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