TJ's Campaign

Vote for my ass. Or don't. I don't care.

Why should you?

I'm not 12. Nor do I fail at going Super Saiyan.

I'm not Karl. Seriously, with a K?

Why shouldn't you?

Because I'm a pothead who loves beer.

Unless you're into that.

Most importantly, vote for me because I'm a kickass, badass motherfucker. I'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time. I also listen to everyone here, unlike Jarrett and the other guy. If you want someone who isn't a prick or a phony (both are about Karl, mind you), vote for me.

Or don't. Again I don't really care.

Now here's Biggie playing over a Hitler speech.



This is basically what it would be if I ran this shit.

Exactly how am I a phony?

Exactly how am I a pony?

How exactly am I a brony?

Exactly how am I Kony?

and you play a Sony?

Ricardo Rodriguez > God wrote:

Exactly how am I a phony?

I dunno. Mud-slinging, nigga.

I vote TJ.

I will vote for TJ as well. He made me...horny.

You've outdone me. Dick.