Subject: The Official Wedding Thread Sat Apr 14, 2012 11:19 pm
Here is where you marry the loved ones you proposed to.
BEAST MODE #1 Contender
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Subject: Re: The Official Wedding Thread Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:00 pm
Let's get this shit under way.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God to join together this Man, Colton, and this Woman, Noeleen, in holy Matrimony; which is an honourable estate, instituted of God in Paradise, and into which holy estate these two persons present come now to be joined.
Therefore if any man can show any just cause, why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak, or else hereafter for ever hold his peace.
Colton "Sexy Ass Motherfucker" (his words), Will thy have this Woman to be thy wedded wife, to live together after God's ordinance in the holy estate of Matrimony? Will thy love her, comfort her, honour, and keep her, in sickness and in health; and forsaking all other, keep thee only unto her, so long as ye both shall live?
Cole Executive
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Subject: Re: The Official Wedding Thread Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:01 pm
You bet your ass I do...
BEAST MODE #1 Contender
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Subject: Re: The Official Wedding Thread Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:02 pm
Noeleen, Wilt thy have this man to be thy wedded husband, to live together after God's ordinance in the holy estate of Matrimony? Wilt the obey him, and serve him, love, honour, and keep him in sickness and in health; and, forsaking all other, keep thee only unto him, so long as ye both shall live?
noeleen phoenix Rookie
Posts : 1037 Age : 28 Location : Hottie World
Subject: Re: The Official Wedding Thread Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:03 pm
I do!
BEAST MODE #1 Contender
Posts : 2005
Subject: Re: The Official Wedding Thread Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:05 pm
As this is my first wedding, I missed something out. Therefore if any man can show any just cause, why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak, or else hereafter for ever hold his peace.
SP Executive
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Subject: Re: The Official Wedding Thread Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:06 pm
I OBJECT!
Cole Executive
Posts : 1430 Age : 25 Location : Kansas City
Subject: Re: The Official Wedding Thread Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:07 pm
SP wrote:
I OBJECT!
FUCK YOU!!!!!
Jarrett Executive
Posts : 3555 Location : New York
Subject: Re: The Official Wedding Thread Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:08 pm
As do I.
Cole Executive
Posts : 1430 Age : 25 Location : Kansas City
Subject: Re: The Official Wedding Thread Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:08 pm
Jarrett wrote:
As do I.
You're just jealous...
BEAST MODE #1 Contender
Posts : 2005
Subject: Re: The Official Wedding Thread Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:09 pm
Oh, well I guess the wedding is off. Sorry Cole. Noeleen was cheating on you with Marik anyway. They had a threesome with George Zimmer, owner and CEO of Men's Warehouse.
Cole Executive
Posts : 1430 Age : 25 Location : Kansas City
Subject: Re: The Official Wedding Thread Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:10 pm
*goes on a rampage and shoots everyone at the wedding.*
fuck Veteran
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Subject: Re: The Official Wedding Thread Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:16 pm
BEAST MODE #1 Contender
Posts : 2005
Subject: Re: The Official Wedding Thread Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:16 pm
Cole hours after the wedding...
Cole Executive
Posts : 1430 Age : 25 Location : Kansas City
Subject: Re: The Official Wedding Thread Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:21 pm
I dont go to San Diego...
dumbass
Michael Jobber
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Subject: Re: The Official Wedding Thread Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:23 pm
SEEING AS I'M EPIC AND SHIT, IT WILL GO ON
Jarrett Executive
Posts : 3555 Location : New York
Subject: Re: The Official Wedding Thread Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:26 pm
Do it and you'll get banned.
Michael Jobber
Posts : 492
Subject: Re: The Official Wedding Thread Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:28 pm
Jarrett wrote:
Do it and you'll get banned.
bring it bitch
noeleen phoenix Rookie
Posts : 1037 Age : 28 Location : Hottie World
Subject: Re: The Official Wedding Thread Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:32 pm
me and marik were never together.
Cole Executive
Posts : 1430 Age : 25 Location : Kansas City
Subject: Re: The Official Wedding Thread Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:40 pm
noeleen phoenix wrote:
me and marik were never together.
So you still love me?
noeleen phoenix Rookie
Posts : 1037 Age : 28 Location : Hottie World
Subject: Re: The Official Wedding Thread Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:46 pm
i love you so much you sexy bitch
Cole Executive
Posts : 1430 Age : 25 Location : Kansas City
Subject: Re: The Official Wedding Thread Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:47 pm
YES!!!!!
We're married now. Suck it, Jarrett
Adam Founder
Posts : 1494
Subject: Re: The Official Wedding Thread Sun Apr 22, 2012 9:02 pm
I object. Try me Cole. I dare ya.
Noeleen? C'mon, ditch the loser.
Nova Veteran
Posts : 3005 Age : 27 Location : Canada
Subject: Re: The Official Wedding Thread Sun Apr 22, 2012 9:24 pm
Jarrett and I are having a gay wedding. Start this shit Tom, let the preaching begin!
Jarrett Executive
Posts : 3555 Location : New York
Subject: Re: The Official Wedding Thread Sun Apr 22, 2012 9:27 pm
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