ECCW: Extreme Created Championship Wrestling 23.0

But in fairness Nova, well done for not burying your opponent. You sold the attack well.

I learned my lesson, and said it won't happen again. And thanks Adam.

Bhahahhah!

Alex Nova arrives after yesterdays assault, and chuckles at how hard he's going to pound Ausberry's face in. He knows that none of those rookies deserve to headline Slam-Mania, but it's alright. What he has his focus set on, is taking out Kevin Evans, once.. and for all.

Alex walks down the hall casually until _____ approaches him..

*tbd by anyone*

Styles wrote:

Bhahahhah!

Scuse me sonn, what in the heeeelll is sew funnny ......

.nova. wrote:

Styles wrote:

Bhahahhah!

Scuse me sonn, what in the heeeelll is sew funnny ......

Oh you know everything!

You being a whipped bitch.

Styles wrote:

.nova. wrote:

Styles wrote:

Bhahahhah!

Scuse me sonn, what in the heeeelll is sew funnny ......

Oh you know everything!

You being a whipped bitch.

You're fucked man..
What in the hell are you talking about..

Zayten arrives at the ECCW Arena and is approached by ...

Adam wrote:

Zayten arrives at the ECCW Arena and is approached by ...

...SURGE~!! Zayten doesn't have time to react before...GALLIC GUN~!! ZAYTEN IS BLOWN BACK INTO THE WALL AND VAPORIZED~!!

"Fucking Twilight faggots."

Napoleon Complex wrote:

Adam wrote:

Zayten arrives at the ECCW Arena and is approached by ...

...SURGE~!! Zayten doesn't have time to react before...GALLIC GUN~!! ZAYTEN IS BLOWN BACK INTO THE WALL AND VAPORIZED~!!

"Fucking Twilight faggots."

Meanwhile, the moon shines on Will Williams. Soon he becomes an Oozaru but a Vegeta one who's in control not a Gohan one that just ruins shit.

Kramer wrote:

Napoleon Complex wrote:

Adam wrote:

Zayten arrives at the ECCW Arena and is approached by ...

...SURGE~!! Zayten doesn't have time to react before...GALLIC GUN~!! ZAYTEN IS BLOWN BACK INTO THE WALL AND VAPORIZED~!!

"Fucking Twilight faggots."

Meanwhile, the moon shines on Will Williams. Soon he becomes an Oozaru but a Vegeta one who's in control not a Gohan one that just ruins shit.

Surge turns to the fucking awesome-as-shit Oozaru Will!

Surge: "Will, can I borrow your mattress?"

Napoleon Complex wrote:

Kramer wrote:

Napoleon Complex wrote:

Adam wrote:

Zayten arrives at the ECCW Arena and is approached by ...

...SURGE~!! Zayten doesn't have time to react before...GALLIC GUN~!! ZAYTEN IS BLOWN BACK INTO THE WALL AND VAPORIZED~!!

"Fucking Twilight faggots."

Meanwhile, the moon shines on Will Williams. Soon he becomes an Oozaru but a Vegeta one who's in control not a Gohan one that just ruins shit.

Surge turns to the fucking awesome-as-shit Oozaru Will!

Surge: "Will, can I borrow your mattress?"

Will: ...Yeah, sure.

Kramer wrote:

Napoleon Complex wrote:

Kramer wrote:

Napoleon Complex wrote:

Adam wrote:

Zayten arrives at the ECCW Arena and is approached by ...

...SURGE~!! Zayten doesn't have time to react before...GALLIC GUN~!! ZAYTEN IS BLOWN BACK INTO THE WALL AND VAPORIZED~!!

"Fucking Twilight faggots."

Meanwhile, the moon shines on Will Williams. Soon he becomes an Oozaru but a Vegeta one who's in control not a Gohan one that just ruins shit.

Surge turns to the fucking awesome-as-shit Oozaru Will!

Surge: "Will, can I borrow your mattress?"

Will: ...Yeah, sure.

Surge stops.

"No, no, no! You're suppose to ask why I need it, then we get into a quick dialogue, followed by me announcing I'm gonna jump off the roof! Dammit, man!"

Will: That one flew over my head! I've had a rough week. Everyone saw my penis, congress, my mother, the president...

Kramer wrote:

Will: That one flew over my head! I've had a rough week. Everyone saw my penis, congress, my mother, the president...

Surge looks at Will for a moment.

Surge: "Wait a minute, you're not Will Williams! You're your original character, Bill Williams!"

Do stuff on EFNW or I'll murder you. Subliminal message.

Napoleon Complex wrote:

Kramer wrote:

Will: That one flew over my head! I've had a rough week. Everyone saw my penis, congress, my mother, the president...

Surge looks at Will for a moment.

Surge: "Wait a minute, you're not Will Williams! You're your original character, Bill Williams!"

Do stuff on EFNW or I'll murder you. Subliminal message.

Will: And you're not Surge! Your your original character Blurge!

I keep forgetting to. I'll get to it and shit...

Kramer wrote:

Napoleon Complex wrote:

Kramer wrote:

Will: That one flew over my head! I've had a rough week. Everyone saw my penis, congress, my mother, the president...

Surge looks at Will for a moment.

Surge: "Wait a minute, you're not Will Williams! You're your original character, Bill Williams!"

Do stuff on EFNW or I'll murder you. Subliminal message.

Will: And you're not Surge! Your your original character Blurge!

I keep forgetting to. I'll get to it and shit...

Surge then has a heart attack and dies.

Yes.

I was going to post a promo, but then my car took a transmission to the knee.

Rape Cat wrote:

Kramer wrote:

Napoleon Complex wrote:

Kramer wrote:

Will: That one flew over my head! I've had a rough week. Everyone saw my penis, congress, my mother, the president...

Surge looks at Will for a moment.

Surge: "Wait a minute, you're not Will Williams! You're your original character, Bill Williams!"

Do stuff on EFNW or I'll murder you. Subliminal message.

Will: And you're not Surge! Your your original character Blurge!

I keep forgetting to. I'll get to it and shit...

Surge then has a heart attack and dies.

Yes.

SUDDENLY! A WILD OSTRICH APPEARS!

Zayten also appears cause Vampires can't be vaporized. He hands Surge a legal document sueing him for Copyright Infringement, signed by Super Dragon. Who Zayten also bit.

Michael Ausberry arrives.

The Hardcore Assassin, Adam Jones, is in the gym, preparing for his big match on Crush.

Michael Ausberry is backstage pretty confident that he will win his match tonight.

KillerTechno wrote:

Michael Ausberry is backstage pretty confident that he will win his match tonight.

OT: Tonight? It's Thursday.