The Will of Mesa

In case I die soon because of a crazy stalker bitch, Imma give my stuff away.

To Adam - My dedication, to insure you never quit another one of your bookers with all that unlimited potential.

To Nick - Jake, God knows you need a man.

To Harry - Nothing, you're going to Hell if I die.

To TJ - My Admin Powers, you're the only reasonable person on this site, aside from Cyrus.

To Cyrus - My section I have complete control over, you'll do something with it I'm sure.

To Marik - Nothing, me getting raped is gift enough for you.

To The Rest Of You - You can all have my Universe Munny, the first discontinued idea in Universe history.

<3 You have dedication to give away?

Kind of. Won't matter when I'm killed and raped by a stalker.

Wait ... If you die ... I go to hell...

Man, I'm trippin' balls right now

Cuz you could've saved my life. And I'll leave a love note from you in my pocket at all times so shell kill you next.

She will never find me though

I like this bitch. Bring her to me.

Shes a big girl Marik. And unattractive. And weird.

Marik accepts all applicants.