>Accounting class
>Teacher is a bro, nobody does work
>All messing around on the computers
>Friend and I playing with text to speech conversion software, typing in Insanity Wolf type stuff
>Both press play at the same time
>Computers freeze
>Knock at the door
>Forget about computers
>Vice principal (total bitch) enters, begins talking
>One computer unfreezes
>"FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND PISS IN MY EYES!" at full volume
>Vice principal somehow doesn't notice
>Other computer unfreezes
>"I WANT TO FIST YOUR ASS! FUCK ME! FUCK ME! FUCK ME HARD!"
>Vice principal noticed that one, but didn't know where it came from
>Didn't get in trouble
>Went better than expected