CWW 21.0 (Created World Wrestling)

The Monster Azazel is in the back eating tacos even though he hates Mexican people because they have a bad accent.

OT: Anybody cares to fill me in to what's going on with the show lately?

War Results (1/18/2012):
Live in St Paul, MN

M1. Lara James defeated Zoey at 7:43 after hitting her finisher, Fast & Furious, to score the pinfall, following a distraction from Adam Young.

P1. Josh Matthews conducted an interview with Brock & Criss Menace regarding their confrontation with The Black United Front tonight on War. Brock assured Josh that the 2 of them have a way to officially end this issue at Breaking Ground in their Gauntlet Match.

P2. Omega was seen walking through the hallway, berating every worker in the area. As Omega was walking, the lights began to flicker rapidly. Omega looked around, a little startled by the occurrence.

M2. Hunter J defeated Devin Smith at 4:12 with the HJO to score the pinfall. Hunter took the mic after the match & guaranteed that he will leave Breaking Ground in 10 days, holding all 3 championships.

P3. Josh Polson was seen talking to a couple of the security guards regarding Thorn's recent actions. Josh vowed that in his match tonight with Omega, he will show why Thorn has picked a fight with the wrong guy.

M3. Dustin Shore defeated Guerra at 14:42 after forcing him to submit to the Texas Cloverleaf. Peste & Angel Rodriguez attacked Dustin after the match with chairs, leaving the CWW Champion lying in the middle of the ring in pain. Angel took to the mic & vowed to become the Undisputed CWW World Heavyweight Champion by kicking Dustin's ass for 45 minutes straight at Breaking Ground.

P4. Thorn was seen slowly walking backstage, not paying any sort of attention to anyone. Josh Matthews tried to get a word with Thorn, but the giant superstar blatantly ignored him as he continued down the hallway.

M4. Gina Koba defeated Carmella Taylor at 3:21 by forcing Carmella to submit to an Ankle Lock. Gina refused to release the hold after repeatedly being admonished to do so, leaving the referee no choice to reverse the decision in Carmella's favor. Gina became angry & started to attack the referee, but all the other vixens ran out & brawled all over the ringside area & up the ramp.

P5. Breaking Ground & its matches were hyped by Jim Ross & Todd Grisham.

P6. Brock & Criss Menace confronted the entire Black United Front faction to discuss their match at Breaking Ground. After Brock had explained the rules for their match (see below), Mark "Razor" Jones wanted to up the ante of their match. If Brock & Criss manage to win, then The Black United Front will disband. But if The BUF win, then Criss will be forced to join them & Brock will be forced to leave. The duo accepted & started brawling with the group, which was broken up by referees & security.

M5. Omega defeated Josh Polson at 18:54 after hitting the 100% Bomb to score the pinfall, following a violent chair shot to the back behind the ref's back from Josh's BG opponent, Eric Lindgren. After the match, Eric & Omega began attacking Josh. The lights went out & when they returned, Thorn & Marcus Kane were on either side of the ring, staring at Eric & Omega. Omega charges at his BG opponent, but Marcus sends him out with a devestating big boot. Eric sees this & realizes he needs to get out & does so. Omega rolls out of the ring after the boot, then Thorn picked Josh up & had him by the throat. Thorn drops Josh with a violent chokeslam. While doing this, Krimson stood on the stage, staring at the 2 brothers.

P7. After the commercial break, Marcus Kane was seen walking backstage. Josh Matthews wanted to know what the deal was with what transpired. Marcus didn't say a word & continued on.

P8. Adam Young was talking about what happened with Zoey earlier, when Alex Nova attacked him from behind with some brass knuckles & brutalized him, drawing Adam's blood.

M6. Harry Jones defeated Angel Rodriguez at 25:13 after hitting a 3rd Diamond Cutter to score the pinfall. After ther match, Dustin Shore ran out with a steel chain & started brutalizing Angel with it. Dustin hit the Shore Leave on Angel & stood over him, but was dropped by a massive shot to the back of the head by Michael DeJesus' championship briefcase. Michael stood over Dustin & Angel as War went off the air.

Rules of Gauntlet Match at Breaking Ground:

- Brock & Criss will start the match against 2 of the 5 Black United Front members (the other 3 will be placed in a holding cell until 1 of them is released following an elimination).

- When a BUF member is eliminated, 1 of the remaining BUF members in the holding cell at ringside will be released into the match & the man eliminated must go backstage. This will continue untill all 5 have been in the match.

- If either Brock or Criss are eliminated, they must go backstage, leaving their partner to go the rest of the match alone.

Omega is in the gym, lifting up to 500 pounds per bench press, in preperation for his Breaking Ground match.

Omega: Guess so. Now what do you want?

Omega stops lifting and sits up.

Omega shakes his hand.

{As the CWW crowd are sitting in their seats. The lights go out in the arena. Just then on the Titantron various static noises and colors come up on the screen. Then Run this town by Jay Z begins to play. The crowd cheers recognizing that theme before the music cuts out. When suddenly some different music (Loser wins by Atmosphere) plays out from the Titantron.}



{Just walking out from the back comes Dan Maskell. As the crowd explodes into cheers Maskell slowly walks down towards the ring. Dan is dressed in a pretty fly, Black Armani suit complete with a white shirt and brown leather shoes. As he gets in the ring a smile can be seen on his face whilst the crowd carries on cheering. Dan is then handed a microphone by the announcer.}



‘I bet this is a day all of you thought you would never see.’

{The crowd cheers loudly once again as Dan smiles.}

‘Dan Maskell is back in CWW. You see when I left CWW it was not until just recently that I decided to come back. So I did what any man like myself would do I tuned in on my TV and I have to say. What a fucking disappointment that was.’

{A few boos can be heard from the crowd but Dan is not finished.}

‘When I was a part of CWW it was in its prime. Talents from all over competing yet I was the fucking king. I ran that joint and if this is the new CWW. I am going to run this just as easy. Now some of you tossers might be asking who I think I am. After all I have been under a veritable rock for a long while. Sure I made a brief appearance in EFNW but other than that none of you have really seen me. Well let me tell you where I have been. I have been competing in a place what gives me true competition and I come back here originally to help out CWW by giving it a true big name on the roster. But on seeing what it has become it has another purpose for me. It will be my training ground. See I am untouchable literally. No one here is going to intimidate me nor are they going to make me shake their hand and ask them how is their day going.’

‘Just recently I said 2012 is not the apocalypse the Mayan’s predicted it. No it is much worse than that. 2012 is the year of the Heretic. I am your personal Apocalypse and I am also going to be you’re reincarnate. See I am not the same Dan Maskell you had in CWW all that time ago. I changed. Unlike last time when I was here I am not content to sit back and wait for my moment. Because now I FUCKING DESERVE MY MOMENT!’

‘2012 IS MY YEAR AND NO ONE ELSE’S!’

{The crowd carry on booing but an unrepentant Dan just sticks up his middle fingers at them. Drawing more ire.}

‘I am now going to close off this promo with four messages. First of all this message is directed to CWW management. If you have a problem with what Dan Maskell is saying bring it on and I will kick your ass. Secondly if any of you fans have problems with anything I say don’t complain yet because I promise you I am going to get much worse. Thirdly to the champions. I want to thank you all for keeping my belts warm for me and finally. To my opponents. I am going to advise you to do one thing. go to a chemist or a public toilet. Buy a 6 pack of condoms because when we get in the ring. YOUR FUCKED.’

{As the crowd’s booing continues. Dan drops the microphone in the ring before climbing through the ropes. As Dan stands on the apron he points to one fan in the front row before promptly calling him a ‘Sad pathetic Wanker’. Dan then hops off the apron before slowly walking backstage.}

OOC: Might be a bit meh in some places. But I have not really done promos like this for a while and virtually none under this new character. So if you want to give feedback it would be appreciated