CWW 21.0 (Created World Wrestling)

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

The crowd pause for a second at this new theme, but as soon as Eric Lindgren's titantron is seen, the crowd start to boo as the man who screwed Josh Polson out of the CWW championship comes into view. Lindgren points to the Cage championship around his waist and smiles as the boos rain down, before jumping onto the apron, stepping into the ring after turning around and leaning on the ropes. Lindgren grabs a microphone and adresses the CWW Universe.

Eric: I have a feeling that each and every one of you pugs wants to know why I cost Josh Polson the CWW title last night at Bound 2 Death. Well, let me tell you. Last night, Alex Nova defeated me after interference from that hussy, Zoey, and cost me my CWW championship match. And hell, seeing Alex Nova against Dustin Shore for the title will be hard to watch, but seeing Nova and Polson would have been harder. After all, think back to Fight or Die. Me and Polson challenged Peste and Guerra for the Tag Team titles and we lost. But guess who got pinned? Of course, it was Polson. He cost me my first go at a title and yet he got a CWW title match out of it, while I was left to fight for myself and work even harder for the title I've got around my waist. Well, you know what, this means nothing to me.

Lindgren takes the Cage title off his waist and throws it to the mat, before speaking once more.

Eric: I'm supposed to have a title unification match with the Global champion, Devin Smith, at our next PPV, Breaking Ground, but that's not happening. Devin, congratulations, you won't have to lose your title after only a month because I'm vacating the Cage title and giving the unified title to Smith. I have no quarrel with you and anyway, I have bigger things to fry. Josh Polson, I want a match with you at Breaking Ground and if you have any balls, you'll come out to the ring and accept my challenge.

Lindgren lowers the microphone and awaits Polson.

OT- Only Polson to reply, no-one else.

OFF: I replied to Shane (Miitch first) who takes priority?
*Rooftops blares from the PA system as Josh walks down the ramp, suprisingly calm considering what Eric did to him*
Josh: Well your right i did get pinned in our tag team bout however i doubt you'd do any better than i did taking that mid-air codebreaker, and you're right ... again i got a limo ride to last night whilst you claimed your first Cage Championship, if anything i should be screwing you. But i suppose i can clear my schedule to whoop your sorry arse for the Cage Title

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*The music of the CWW Chairman Shane McMahon starts to play & the fans start to cheer. Shane walks out dressed in a suit & has a huge announcement regarding the future of CWW. He walks down the ramp, enters the ring & takes a microphone. He begins to slowly walk back & forward in the ring as his music stops playing*

Shane: "I am not going to take up a whole lot of time tonight, so I am going to keep this quick. There have been rumors circulating that the 2 CWW brands were going to be merging into 1. Well, the rumors are 100% true. There will also be a substantial amount of cuts from the roster as well, to fit the demands of the brands merging. Now, with the brands merging, there is the complications with the championships. So here is what we are going to do. On Saturday January 28th 2012, in Corpus Christi Texas, CWW has it's first Pay Per View of the new year, called Breaking Ground. And at Breaking Ground, all the championships that need to be unified, will be unified at Breaking Ground. Firstly, the CWW Cage Champion Eric Lindgren will face the new CWW Global Champion Devin Smith to unify those titles. And also, the 2 world champions will be competing against each other as well, as the CWW Champion Dustin Shore will face the Revolution Heavyweight Champion Angel Rodriguez in a title unification match, & the winner of that match, will face the #1 Contender to the world championship Alex Nova, at Nowhere to Run in February. In terms of the shows that will still be airing, that is......"

*Shane is interrupted by ________'s music*

TBC

The Naturals music hits, and out comes Joey Tree

Tree: you can't fire me, i was diagnosed with glacoma, man

*Shane shakes his head in dismay*

Shane: "Actually, yes I can fire you. Joey, you're fired."

Joey: no, man, youcan't me because i have a disease. i can sue you for wrongful termination, man.

Shane: "You brought this all upon yourself as you never notified anyone about it & only pussies like you & Michael Cole need lawyers to get what they want, which is quite sad on your part. Now security, send this piece of garbage out of the arena."

*Security come & take Joey away, as Shane now focuses his attention on Omega*

Shane: "Now, as far as you go Omega, you had arguably the match of your life at Bound 2 Death against Hardcore Demon, despite the loss. What will you be doing these next 2 months? Well, that is for you & everyone else to find out. But if I were you, I would be focusing on healing up after that grueling contest this past Saturday night. So I won't have you on War this week, but I do have something in mind for you."

Omega: I'm gonna be at War, no matter what. Whether I'm in a match or not, I don't care. I'd rather be in a match, no matter my injuries. Either way, I think I'll stay here and see what you've got for others.

Omega goes to the corner and sits on the top rope.

OFF: I won't interfere in any conversations, just thought I'd do this.

*Shane nods & continues on*

Shane: "So, as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted by Joey Tree, the shows that are going to be airing from now on, are going to be-"

*Before Shane can once again try to say which shows will continue airing, ________'s music starts playing & Shane is not too happy about it*

TBC

HOLY FUCK! LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS, BECAUSE IT'S HARRY JONES ... AND HE RAPPIN' ERRYBODY ROUN' 'ERE!

Harry Jones walks down the entrance ramp like a boss and gives Shane McMahon a look of disapproval.

Harry Jones: "Shane, I know you're about as pleased to see me as I am to see you, but after seeing what you're making these fans sit through tonight; I actually feel a little bit of remorse for them. Let's face it big man; with your perception of professional wrestling, the show is going to suck either way ... Unless, well, you start dignifying the talented wrestlers by giving them what they deserve, which leads me to my next point. What is in store for Harry Jones?

Harry makes himself comfortable by sitting on the top rope as Shane retorts.

Shane: "Before you came out here, I was going to say that the 2 shows that will still be running in CWW are going to be War & Acceleration."

*Shane gets a bit of a smirk on his face as he has an idea for War*

Shane: "And speaking of War, seeing as you are out here right now Harry, I have just got an idea for War later tonight. Since Eric Lindgren has not bothered to notify anybody about him vacating the Cage Championship, I am thinking of havign a Triple Threat Steel Cage Match between the 2 of you & Eric for the Cage Championship."

Gazing pensively toward the ground, Harry eventually lifts his head up again, looking at Shane with a look of confusion.

"Eh, I was hoping to disprove to Angel Rodriguez that he actually has a slight portion of talent ... But if it's a massacre you want, then I'll give you a massacre. Be ready, Lindgren!", says Jones casually, before exitiing ringside.

*Rooftops blares from the PA system, as Shane looks at the ramp in exasperation Josh Polson appears on the ramp*
Josh: Shane-o i'm sorry to do this to you and not do it backstage, but i want in on that Triple Threat since Eric thought he could take me out just before i got rid of the scum that is Dustin Shore from the CWW Championship, i wouldn't mind taking the Cage title off his hands

"JOSH, NO!"

Everybody in the arena is stunned as Harry Jones emerges onto the entrance ramp for the second consecutive time in one night ~ !!

Harry Jones: "Josh, snap out of it! We've been over this, damn it! NEVER GO FULL-RETARD! Why do you continue to siphon my commands, Polson? Now look what's happened? You've gone full retard! Now there's nothing we can do to save you! Why do you always have to take it past the extreme; you sly son of a bitch!"

Harry mockingly does his best impression of Josh Polson.

"Josh Polson": "You m-m-m-make me h-happy!"

Josh angrily cuts Jones off.

Josh: what on earth on you on about Jones? this is about me wanting to tear Eric Lindgren limb from skinny limb for last night

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*The music of the CWW Chairman Shane McMahon starts to play & the fans start to cheer. Shane walks out dressed in a suit & has a huge announcement regarding the future of CWW. He walks down the ramp, enters the ring & takes a microphone. He begins to slowly walk back & forward in the ring as his music stops playing*

Shane: "I am not going to take up a whole lot of time tonight, so I am going to keep this quick. There have been rumors circulating that the 2 CWW brands were going to be merging into 1. Well, the rumors are 100% true. There will also be a substantial amount of cuts from the roster as well, to fit the demands of the brands merging. Now, with the brands merging, there is the complications with the championships. So here is what we are going to do. On Saturday January 28th 2012, in Corpus Christi Texas, CWW has it's first Pay Per View of the new year, called Breaking Ground. And at Breaking Ground, all the championships that need to be unified, will be unified at Breaking Ground. Firstly, the CWW Cage Champion Eric Lindgren will face the new CWW Global Champion Devin Smith to unify those titles. And also, the 2 world champions will be competing against each other as well, as the CWW Champion Dustin Shore will face the Revolution Heavyweight Champion Angel Rodriguez in a title unification match, & the winner of that match, will face the #1 Contender to the world championship Alex Nova, at Nowhere to Run in February. In terms of the shows that will still be airing, that is......"

*Shane is interrupted by ________'s music*

TBC

The Naturals music hits, and out comes Joey Tree

Tree: you can't fire me, i was diagnosed with glacoma, man

*Shane shakes his head in dismay*

Shane: "Actually, yes I can fire you. Joey, you're fired."

Joey: no, man, youcan't me because i have a disease. i can sue you for wrongful termination, man.

Shane: "You brought this all upon yourself as you never notified anyone about it & only pussies like you & Michael Cole need lawyers to get what they want, which is quite sad on your part. Now security, send this piece of garbage out of the arena."

*Security come & take Joey away, as Shane now focuses his attention on Omega*

Shane: "Now, as far as you go Omega, you had arguably the match of your life at Bound 2 Death against Hardcore Demon, despite the loss. What will you be doing these next 2 months? Well, that is for you & everyone else to find out. But if I were you, I would be focusing on healing up after that grueling contest this past Saturday night. So I won't have you on War this week, but I do have something in mind for you."

Omega: I'm gonna be at War, no matter what. Whether I'm in a match or not, I don't care. I'd rather be in a match, no matter my injuries. Either way, I think I'll stay here and see what you've got for others.

Omega goes to the corner and sits on the top rope.

OFF: I won't interfere in any conversations, just thought I'd do this.

*Shane nods & continues on*

Shane: "So, as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted by Joey Tree, the shows that are going to be airing from now on, are going to be-"

*Before Shane can once again try to say which shows will continue airing, ________'s music starts playing & Shane is not too happy about it*

TBC

HOLY FUCK! LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS, BECAUSE IT'S HARRY JONES ... AND HE RAPPIN' ERRYBODY ROUN' 'ERE!

Harry Jones walks down the entrance ramp like a boss and gives Shane McMahon a look of disapproval.

Harry Jones: "Shane, I know you're about as pleased to see me as I am to see you, but after seeing what you're making these fans sit through tonight; I actually feel a little bit of remorse for them. Let's face it big man; with your perception of professional wrestling, the show is going to suck either way ... Unless, well, you start dignifying the talented wrestlers by giving them what they deserve, which leads me to my next point. What is in store for Harry Jones?

Harry makes himself comfortable by sitting on the top rope as Shane retorts.

Shane: "Before you came out here, I was going to say that the 2 shows that will still be running in CWW are going to be War & Acceleration."

*Shane gets a bit of a smirk on his face as he has an idea for War*

Shane: "And speaking of War, seeing as you are out here right now Harry, I have just got an idea for War later tonight. Since Eric Lindgren has not bothered to notify anybody about him vacating the Cage Championship, I am thinking of havign a Triple Threat Steel Cage Match between the 2 of you & Eric for the Cage Championship."

Gazing pensively toward the ground, Harry eventually lifts his head up again, looking at Shane with a look of confusion.

"Eh, I was hoping to disprove to Angel Rodriguez that he actually has a slight portion of talent ... But if it's a massacre you want, then I'll give you a massacre. Be ready, Lindgren!", says Jones casually, before exitiing ringside.

*Rooftops blares from the PA system, as Shane looks at the ramp in exasperation Josh Polson appears on the ramp*
Josh: Shane-o i'm sorry to do this to you and not do it backstage, but i want in on that Triple Threat since Eric thought he could take me out just before i got rid of the scum that is Dustin Shore from the CWW Championship, i wouldn't mind taking the Cage title off his hands

"JOSH, NO!"

Everybody in the arena is stunned as Harry Jones emerges onto the entrance ramp for the second consecutive time in one night ~ !!

Harry Jones: "Josh, snap out of it! We've been over this, damn it! NEVER GO FULL-RETARD! Why do you continue to siphon my commands, Polson? Now look what's happened? You've gone full retard! Now there's nothing we can do to save you! Why do you always have to take it past the extreme; you sly son of a bitch!"

Harry mockingly does his best impression of Josh Polson.

"Josh Polson": "You m-m-m-make me h-happy!"

Josh angrily cuts Jones off.

Josh: what on earth on you on about Jones? this is about me wanting to tear Eric Lindgren limb from skinny limb for last night

Harry Jones: "I figured you wouldn't catch my drift, Polson."

Jones turns his attention to Shane McMahon with a look of concern for the well-being of Josh Polson.

Harry Jones: "Shane, obviously Josh Polson is living in some kind of deranged fantasy world that he's created for himself to escape this reality. He has himself convinced that he has even the slightest chance of beating me in this presumed Triple Threat Steel Cage Match, but the truth ... well, Shane, you should know that the truth is far different. Nonetheless, Simple Josh over here doesn't; he doesn't see the way his strings are being pulled, doesn't realize that he's being used and manipulated - not by me, not by you, not by anyone else on the roster - but by his so-called "fans." You see, Shane, Josh has had a veil pulled over his eyes ever since the beggining of his career. He wastes his time pandering and playing with the crowd, feeling empowered by their cheers and support, but not realizing that he isn't in control. Josh didn't have the mental capacity required to see through the deceit and the lies, Shane; he didn't have the ability to see what I saw, he was BLINDED by some false sense of obligation to those idiots in the audience ... And he still is. He's still bowing down to them, bending over backwards to ensure that they're entertained ... but at what cost? Josh has been so misguided, so MISLEAD by those people, Shane - as we all are - into putting his body, his well-being, his LIFE on the line ... for their amusement. Just as I once was; but I was able to open my eyes, to tear past the veil that separated me from delusion and reality. And the moment, the very damned SECOND I realized that I had to start looking after myself, and not those manipulative half-wits who once claimed to be my oh-so adoring fans ... They turned on me. They turned their backs on me the very moment it became clear that I was no longer under their control; and look at me now, Shane. LOOK AT ME NOW! I AM THE HOTTEST COMMODITY IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!"

Jones turns his attention back to Polson. Some of the fans applaud for the unique vibes of electricity that trickle throughout the arena whenever Harry speaks.

Harry Jones: "Now, Josh, I'm going to dumb this down for you in hope that you might actually comprehend what I am saying. You - Can't - Beat - Me! Y'see, the only thing you and Eric Lindgren have in common is that the two of your are living evidence that Shane McMahon has no perception of professional wrestling! You both come out here every week and deliver the same old subpar promos which usually only get a reaction out of the petty casual fans and little kids alike about being the best in the universe and all that rubbish; but you are still rewarded nonetheless, whilst I am forced to fight scrubs like Danny D at Bound 2 Death. Sure, I was supposed to face Hardcore Demon, but for whatever reason I wasn't ... 'worthy' enough. Well, come Monday Night War; I'm going to show everybody who is 'worthy', starting with you and the 'most boring in the universe' himself, Eric Lindgren!"

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SuperByNature wrote:

Mitch wrote:

*The music of the CWW Chairman Shane McMahon starts to play & the fans start to cheer. Shane walks out dressed in a suit & has a huge announcement regarding the future of CWW. He walks down the ramp, enters the ring & takes a microphone. He begins to slowly walk back & forward in the ring as his music stops playing*

Shane: "I am not going to take up a whole lot of time tonight, so I am going to keep this quick. There have been rumors circulating that the 2 CWW brands were going to be merging into 1. Well, the rumors are 100% true. There will also be a substantial amount of cuts from the roster as well, to fit the demands of the brands merging. Now, with the brands merging, there is the complications with the championships. So here is what we are going to do. On Saturday January 28th 2012, in Corpus Christi Texas, CWW has it's first Pay Per View of the new year, called Breaking Ground. And at Breaking Ground, all the championships that need to be unified, will be unified at Breaking Ground. Firstly, the CWW Cage Champion Eric Lindgren will face the new CWW Global Champion Devin Smith to unify those titles. And also, the 2 world champions will be competing against each other as well, as the CWW Champion Dustin Shore will face the Revolution Heavyweight Champion Angel Rodriguez in a title unification match, & the winner of that match, will face the #1 Contender to the world championship Alex Nova, at Nowhere to Run in February. In terms of the shows that will still be airing, that is......"

*Shane is interrupted by ________'s music*

TBC

The Naturals music hits, and out comes Joey Tree

Tree: you can't fire me, i was diagnosed with glacoma, man

*Shane shakes his head in dismay*

Shane: "Actually, yes I can fire you. Joey, you're fired."

Joey: no, man, youcan't me because i have a disease. i can sue you for wrongful termination, man.

Shane: "You brought this all upon yourself as you never notified anyone about it & only pussies like you & Michael Cole need lawyers to get what they want, which is quite sad on your part. Now security, send this piece of garbage out of the arena."

*Security come & take Joey away, as Shane now focuses his attention on Omega*

Shane: "Now, as far as you go Omega, you had arguably the match of your life at Bound 2 Death against Hardcore Demon, despite the loss. What will you be doing these next 2 months? Well, that is for you & everyone else to find out. But if I were you, I would be focusing on healing up after that grueling contest this past Saturday night. So I won't have you on War this week, but I do have something in mind for you."

Omega: I'm gonna be at War, no matter what. Whether I'm in a match or not, I don't care. I'd rather be in a match, no matter my injuries. Either way, I think I'll stay here and see what you've got for others.

Omega goes to the corner and sits on the top rope.

OFF: I won't interfere in any conversations, just thought I'd do this.

*Shane nods & continues on*

Shane: "So, as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted by Joey Tree, the shows that are going to be airing from now on, are going to be-"

*Before Shane can once again try to say which shows will continue airing, ________'s music starts playing & Shane is not too happy about it*

TBC

HOLY FUCK! LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS, BECAUSE IT'S HARRY JONES ... AND HE RAPPIN' ERRYBODY ROUN' 'ERE!

Harry Jones walks down the entrance ramp like a boss and gives Shane McMahon a look of disapproval.

Harry Jones: "Shane, I know you're about as pleased to see me as I am to see you, but after seeing what you're making these fans sit through tonight; I actually feel a little bit of remorse for them. Let's face it big man; with your perception of professional wrestling, the show is going to suck either way ... Unless, well, you start dignifying the talented wrestlers by giving them what they deserve, which leads me to my next point. What is in store for Harry Jones?

Harry makes himself comfortable by sitting on the top rope as Shane retorts.

Shane: "Before you came out here, I was going to say that the 2 shows that will still be running in CWW are going to be War & Acceleration."

*Shane gets a bit of a smirk on his face as he has an idea for War*

Shane: "And speaking of War, seeing as you are out here right now Harry, I have just got an idea for War later tonight. Since Eric Lindgren has not bothered to notify anybody about him vacating the Cage Championship, I am thinking of havign a Triple Threat Steel Cage Match between the 2 of you & Eric for the Cage Championship."

Gazing pensively toward the ground, Harry eventually lifts his head up again, looking at Shane with a look of confusion.

"Eh, I was hoping to disprove to Angel Rodriguez that he actually has a slight portion of talent ... But if it's a massacre you want, then I'll give you a massacre. Be ready, Lindgren!", says Jones casually, before exitiing ringside.

*Rooftops blares from the PA system, as Shane looks at the ramp in exasperation Josh Polson appears on the ramp*
Josh: Shane-o i'm sorry to do this to you and not do it backstage, but i want in on that Triple Threat since Eric thought he could take me out just before i got rid of the scum that is Dustin Shore from the CWW Championship, i wouldn't mind taking the Cage title off his hands

"JOSH, NO!"

Everybody in the arena is stunned as Harry Jones emerges onto the entrance ramp for the second consecutive time in one night ~ !!

Harry Jones: "Josh, snap out of it! We've been over this, damn it! NEVER GO FULL-RETARD! Why do you continue to siphon my commands, Polson? Now look what's happened? You've gone full retard! Now there's nothing we can do to save you! Why do you always have to take it past the extreme; you sly son of a bitch!"

Harry mockingly does his best impression of Josh Polson.

"Josh Polson": "You m-m-m-make me h-happy!"

Josh angrily cuts Jones off.

Josh: what on earth on you on about Jones? this is about me wanting to tear Eric Lindgren limb from skinny limb for last night

Harry Jones: "I figured you wouldn't catch my drift, Polson."

Jones turns his attention to Shane McMahon with a look of concern for the well-being of Josh Polson.

Harry Jones: "Shane, obviously Josh Polson is living in some kind of deranged fantasy world that he's created for himself to escape this reality. He has himself convinced that he has even the slightest chance of beating me in this presumed Triple Threat Steel Cage Match, but the truth ... well, Shane, you should know that the truth is far different. Nonetheless, Simple Josh over here doesn't; he doesn't see the way his strings are being pulled, doesn't realize that he's being used and manipulated - not by me, not by you, not by anyone else on the roster - but by his so-called "fans." You see, Shane, Josh has had a veil pulled over his eyes ever since the beggining of his career. He wastes his time pandering and playing with the crowd, feeling empowered by their cheers and support, but not realizing that he isn't in control. Josh didn't have the mental capacity required to see through the deceit and the lies, Shane; he didn't have the ability to see what I saw, he was BLINDED by some false sense of obligation to those idiots in the audience ... And he still is. He's still bowing down to them, bending over backwards to ensure that they're entertained ... but at what cost? Josh has been so misguided, so MISLEAD by those people, Shane - as we all are - into putting his body, his well-being, his LIFE on the line ... for their amusement. Just as I once was; but I was able to open my eyes, to tear past the veil that separated me from delusion and reality. And the moment, the very damned SECOND I realized that I had to start looking after myself, and not those manipulative half-wits who once claimed to be my oh-so adoring fans ... They turned on me. They turned their backs on me the very moment it became clear that I was no longer under their control; and look at me now, Shane. LOOK AT ME NOW! I AM THE HOTTEST COMMODITY IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!"

Jones turns his attention back to Polson. Some of the fans applaud for the unique vibes of electricity that trickle throughout the arena whenever Harry speaks.

Harry Jones: "Now, Josh, I'm going to dumb this down for you in hope that you might actually comprehend what I am saying. You - Can't - Beat - Me! Y'see, the only thing you and Eric Lindgren have in common is that the two of your are living evidence that Shane McMahon has no perception of professional wrestling! You both come out here every week and deliver the same old subpar promos which usually only get a reaction out of the petty casual fans and little kids alike about being the best in the universe and all that rubbish; but you are still rewarded nonetheless, whilst I am forced to fight scrubs like Danny D at Bound 2 Death. Sure, I was supposed to face Hardcore Demon, but for whatever reason I wasn't ... 'worthy' enough. Well, come Monday Night War; I'm going to show everybody who is 'worthy', starting with you and the 'most boring in the universe' himself, Eric Lindgren!"

Josh: Y'know Jones if it wasn't for your former manager at EFNW's One Night Stand it would have been burnt to the ground because i would have beaten their icon, there are some points in my career when i have to stand on my own two feet, Brought 2 Destiny being one of them another is tonight where i cane you & Eric to become the New Cage Champion

ozziewwefan101 (Polsy) wrote:

Hazza wrote:

ozziewwefan101 (Polsy) wrote:

Hazza wrote:

ozziewwefan101 (Polsy) wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Mitch wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Mitch wrote:

Brooklyn Rage! wrote:

Mitch wrote:

SuperByNature wrote:

Mitch wrote:

SuperByNature wrote:

Mitch wrote:

*The music of the CWW Chairman Shane McMahon starts to play & the fans start to cheer. Shane walks out dressed in a suit & has a huge announcement regarding the future of CWW. He walks down the ramp, enters the ring & takes a microphone. He begins to slowly walk back & forward in the ring as his music stops playing*

Shane: "I am not going to take up a whole lot of time tonight, so I am going to keep this quick. There have been rumors circulating that the 2 CWW brands were going to be merging into 1. Well, the rumors are 100% true. There will also be a substantial amount of cuts from the roster as well, to fit the demands of the brands merging. Now, with the brands merging, there is the complications with the championships. So here is what we are going to do. On Saturday January 28th 2012, in Corpus Christi Texas, CWW has it's first Pay Per View of the new year, called Breaking Ground. And at Breaking Ground, all the championships that need to be unified, will be unified at Breaking Ground. Firstly, the CWW Cage Champion Eric Lindgren will face the new CWW Global Champion Devin Smith to unify those titles. And also, the 2 world champions will be competing against each other as well, as the CWW Champion Dustin Shore will face the Revolution Heavyweight Champion Angel Rodriguez in a title unification match, & the winner of that match, will face the #1 Contender to the world championship Alex Nova, at Nowhere to Run in February. In terms of the shows that will still be airing, that is......"

*Shane is interrupted by ________'s music*

TBC

The Naturals music hits, and out comes Joey Tree

Tree: you can't fire me, i was diagnosed with glacoma, man

*Shane shakes his head in dismay*

Shane: "Actually, yes I can fire you. Joey, you're fired."

Joey: no, man, youcan't me because i have a disease. i can sue you for wrongful termination, man.

Shane: "You brought this all upon yourself as you never notified anyone about it & only pussies like you & Michael Cole need lawyers to get what they want, which is quite sad on your part. Now security, send this piece of garbage out of the arena."

*Security come & take Joey away, as Shane now focuses his attention on Omega*

Shane: "Now, as far as you go Omega, you had arguably the match of your life at Bound 2 Death against Hardcore Demon, despite the loss. What will you be doing these next 2 months? Well, that is for you & everyone else to find out. But if I were you, I would be focusing on healing up after that grueling contest this past Saturday night. So I won't have you on War this week, but I do have something in mind for you."

Omega: I'm gonna be at War, no matter what. Whether I'm in a match or not, I don't care. I'd rather be in a match, no matter my injuries. Either way, I think I'll stay here and see what you've got for others.

Omega goes to the corner and sits on the top rope.

OFF: I won't interfere in any conversations, just thought I'd do this.

*Shane nods & continues on*

Shane: "So, as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted by Joey Tree, the shows that are going to be airing from now on, are going to be-"

*Before Shane can once again try to say which shows will continue airing, ________'s music starts playing & Shane is not too happy about it*

TBC

HOLY FUCK! LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS, BECAUSE IT'S HARRY JONES ... AND HE RAPPIN' ERRYBODY ROUN' 'ERE!

Harry Jones walks down the entrance ramp like a boss and gives Shane McMahon a look of disapproval.

Harry Jones: "Shane, I know you're about as pleased to see me as I am to see you, but after seeing what you're making these fans sit through tonight; I actually feel a little bit of remorse for them. Let's face it big man; with your perception of professional wrestling, the show is going to suck either way ... Unless, well, you start dignifying the talented wrestlers by giving them what they deserve, which leads me to my next point. What is in store for Harry Jones?

Harry makes himself comfortable by sitting on the top rope as Shane retorts.

Shane: "Before you came out here, I was going to say that the 2 shows that will still be running in CWW are going to be War & Acceleration."

*Shane gets a bit of a smirk on his face as he has an idea for War*

Shane: "And speaking of War, seeing as you are out here right now Harry, I have just got an idea for War later tonight. Since Eric Lindgren has not bothered to notify anybody about him vacating the Cage Championship, I am thinking of havign a Triple Threat Steel Cage Match between the 2 of you & Eric for the Cage Championship."

Gazing pensively toward the ground, Harry eventually lifts his head up again, looking at Shane with a look of confusion.

"Eh, I was hoping to disprove to Angel Rodriguez that he actually has a slight portion of talent ... But if it's a massacre you want, then I'll give you a massacre. Be ready, Lindgren!", says Jones casually, before exitiing ringside.

*Rooftops blares from the PA system, as Shane looks at the ramp in exasperation Josh Polson appears on the ramp*
Josh: Shane-o i'm sorry to do this to you and not do it backstage, but i want in on that Triple Threat since Eric thought he could take me out just before i got rid of the scum that is Dustin Shore from the CWW Championship, i wouldn't mind taking the Cage title off his hands

"JOSH, NO!"

Everybody in the arena is stunned as Harry Jones emerges onto the entrance ramp for the second consecutive time in one night ~ !!

Harry Jones: "Josh, snap out of it! We've been over this, damn it! NEVER GO FULL-RETARD! Why do you continue to siphon my commands, Polson? Now look what's happened? You've gone full retard! Now there's nothing we can do to save you! Why do you always have to take it past the extreme; you sly son of a bitch!"

Harry mockingly does his best impression of Josh Polson.

"Josh Polson": "You m-m-m-make me h-happy!"

Josh angrily cuts Jones off.

Josh: what on earth on you on about Jones? this is about me wanting to tear Eric Lindgren limb from skinny limb for last night

Harry Jones: "I figured you wouldn't catch my drift, Polson."

Jones turns his attention to Shane McMahon with a look of concern for the well-being of Josh Polson.

Harry Jones: "Shane, obviously Josh Polson is living in some kind of deranged fantasy world that he's created for himself to escape this reality. He has himself convinced that he has even the slightest chance of beating me in this presumed Triple Threat Steel Cage Match, but the truth ... well, Shane, you should know that the truth is far different. Nonetheless, Simple Josh over here doesn't; he doesn't see the way his strings are being pulled, doesn't realize that he's being used and manipulated - not by me, not by you, not by anyone else on the roster - but by his so-called "fans." You see, Shane, Josh has had a veil pulled over his eyes ever since the beggining of his career. He wastes his time pandering and playing with the crowd, feeling empowered by their cheers and support, but not realizing that he isn't in control. Josh didn't have the mental capacity required to see through the deceit and the lies, Shane; he didn't have the ability to see what I saw, he was BLINDED by some false sense of obligation to those idiots in the audience ... And he still is. He's still bowing down to them, bending over backwards to ensure that they're entertained ... but at what cost? Josh has been so misguided, so MISLEAD by those people, Shane - as we all are - into putting his body, his well-being, his LIFE on the line ... for their amusement. Just as I once was; but I was able to open my eyes, to tear past the veil that separated me from delusion and reality. And the moment, the very damned SECOND I realized that I had to start looking after myself, and not those manipulative half-wits who once claimed to be my oh-so adoring fans ... They turned on me. They turned their backs on me the very moment it became clear that I was no longer under their control; and look at me now, Shane. LOOK AT ME NOW! I AM THE HOTTEST COMMODITY IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!"

Jones turns his attention back to Polson. Some of the fans applaud for the unique vibes of electricity that trickle throughout the arena whenever Harry speaks.

Harry Jones: "Now, Josh, I'm going to dumb this down for you in hope that you might actually comprehend what I am saying. You - Can't - Beat - Me! Y'see, the only thing you and Eric Lindgren have in common is that the two of your are living evidence that Shane McMahon has no perception of professional wrestling! You both come out here every week and deliver the same old subpar promos which usually only get a reaction out of the petty casual fans and little kids alike about being the best in the universe and all that rubbish; but you are still rewarded nonetheless, whilst I am forced to fight scrubs like Danny D at Bound 2 Death. Sure, I was supposed to face Hardcore Demon, but for whatever reason I wasn't ... 'worthy' enough. Well, come Monday Night War; I'm going to show everybody who is 'worthy', starting with you and the 'most boring in the universe' himself, Eric Lindgren!"

Josh: Y'know Jones if it wasn't for your former manager at EFNW's One Night Stand it would have been burnt to the ground because i would have beaten their icon, there are some points in my career when i have to stand on my own two feet, Brought 2 Destiny being one of them another is tonight where i cane you & Eric to become the New Cage Champion

Harry Jones: "Josh Polson: still proving to every fan in the world that Shane McMahon has no perception of professional wrestling. By the way, Josh; that was a wonderous reply! I'm sure that your abundance of cult-like eleven year old fans just shat their pants in unison. Anyway, I'm off. Peace, fuckers!"

Harry exits ringside - for good.

*Josh from out of nowhere piffs a box of Fruity Pebbles at him*
Josh: RISE ABOVE HATE MOFO
*Josh runs backstage allowing Shane to finally finish his segment**

(CWW Global Champion Devin Smith is in his locker room eating lobster and watching the promo about the future of CWW and the Cage Championship wondering who will face him at Braking Ground.)

The Mexican Mafia are celebrating their title victories at Bound 2 Death.

Eric Lindgren is smiling at Shane McMahon's announcement for the Fatal 4 Way at WAR. He grabs a phone and hits Twitter.

'4 Way Cage match against roid-rage, CM Punk wannabe and my bitch. Piece of cake.'

Mr WWE Universe wrote:

Devin Smith

(The crowd boos as soon as they hear Devin Smith's theme and through the curtain they see the confident new CWW Global Champion Devin Smith. He proudly carries his title and walks to the ring ignoring the fans and their boos.He grabs a mic sitting under a turnbuckle after standing on the second rope holding up the Global title.)

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls let me introduce myself! I am the Global champion but that is known worldwide, what is not known is who my opponent will be at Breaking Ground. Eric Lingdren vacated his Cage Championship and now tonight on WAR there will be a Steel Cage match to determine the new Cage Champion but why waste anymore time? How about tonight we make it even bigger and include me! I mean it would make more sense rather than having a new champion to just end up losing to me at Breaking Ground! Than again it would make my reign as champion much more memorable if I win it at the pay-per-view.Since the two brands are merging together does that mean I will be making an appearance on WAR tonight? Well I will be in the arena so if they want ratings they should just put me on the show and if they don't I might just make an un-announced appearance."

(Devin Smith is interrupted when _____ interrupts him.)

*Shane McMahon, who just so happens to still be in the ring, doesn't seem too happy about the constant interruptions*

Shane: "Let me reset the stage here. On War tonight, it is going to be Harry Jones, Omega & Eric Lindgren in a Steel Cage Match for the Cage Championship, which still recognizes Eric as its official holder. Also, Josh Polson will be going 1 on 1 with the new #1 Contender to the CWW Championship at Nowhere to Run, Alex Nova. As far as you go Devin, seeing that you are itching for competition tonight on War, I will give it to you. Tonight, you can go 1 on 1, in a Non-Title Match, with the man who came within an eyelash of winning the Revolution Heavyweight Championship at Bound 2 Death, Tim "TapOut" Taylor."

Mr WWE Universe wrote:

Mitch wrote:

Mr WWE Universe wrote:

Devin Smith

(The crowd boos as soon as they hear Devin Smith's theme and through the curtain they see the confident new CWW Global Champion Devin Smith. He proudly carries his title and walks to the ring ignoring the fans and their boos.He grabs a mic sitting under a turnbuckle after standing on the second rope holding up the Global title.)

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls let me introduce myself! I am the Global champion but that is known worldwide, what is not known is who my opponent will be at Breaking Ground. Eric Lingdren vacated his Cage Championship and now tonight on WAR there will be a Steel Cage match to determine the new Cage Champion but why waste anymore time? How about tonight we make it even bigger and include me! I mean it would make more sense rather than having a new champion to just end up losing to me at Breaking Ground! Than again it would make my reign as champion much more memorable if I win it at the pay-per-view.Since the two brands are merging together does that mean I will be making an appearance on WAR tonight? Well I will be in the arena so if they want ratings they should just put me on the show and if they don't I might just make an un-announced appearance."

(Devin Smith is interrupted when _____ interrupts him.)

*Shane McMahon, who just so happens to still be in the ring, doesn't seem too happy about the constant interruptions*

Shane: "Let me reset the stage here. On War tonight, it is going to be Harry Jones, Omega & Eric Lindgren in a Steel Cage Match for the Cage Championship, which still recognizes Eric as its official holder. Also, Josh Polson will be going 1 on 1 with the new #1 Contender to the CWW Championship at Nowhere to Run, Alex Nova. As far as you go Devin, seeing that you are itching for competition tonight on War, I will give it to you. Tonight, you can go 1 on 1, in a Non-Title Match, with the man who came within an eyelash of winning the Revolution Heavyweight Championship at Bound 2 Death, Tim "TapOut" Taylor."

Devin Smith

(Devin Smith grins when Shane makes the announcement.)

"You made a good decision Shane-O! Timmy may be calle Tim "Tapout" Taylor bt he hasn't been locked in the West Coast Crossface before.Now I am dearly sorry for the interruption.I will let you be so you can continue speaking to these dirty,filthy,trashbag hoes and their ugly,average,snot-nosed punks."

(Devin Smith exits the ring and goes back to the backstage area to let Shane continue.)

*Shane raises an eyebrow & raises the mic to his mouth*

Shane: "Devin, since you mentioned that Tim hasn't been locked in the West Coast Crossface before, that also means that you have never been put in the Ankle Lock before. So here is what we are gonna do. The match between Devin & Tim will not be for the championship, but it will be a Submission Match. If Tim wins the match, then he gets a shot at the Global Championship this Friday night on Acceleration."

*Shane's music hits & he leaves the ring & walks backstage*

(Devin Smith is backstage watching Shane's promo upset that he may have to defend his title on Friday but still confident that he will make Tim "Tapout" Taylor tap out.)

(CWW Global Champion Devin Smith is in his locker room mentally preparing for his match and suddenly realizes that Tim Taylor maybe related to Tim "The Toolman" Taylor from Home Improvement)

("The Prophet" Matthew Roberts is requesting a release from his contract.)

cww has come to terms on the release of cww superstars Danny D, Joey Tree, Matt Peace, Micheaux Jackson, and Super Perfect as of today, December 19th 2011. CWW wishes them the best in their future endeavors.

@superperfect: you know, i thought that the show with the best ratings and best talent would remain #sadlymistaken

SuperByNature wrote:

cww has come to terms on the release of cww superstars Danny D, Joey Tree, Matt Peace, Micheaux Jackson, and Super Perfect as of today, December 19th 2011. CWW wishes them the best in their future endeavors.

@superperfect: you know, i thought that the show with the best ratings and best talent would remain #sadlymistaken

@HarryJones: @SuperPerfect They should let you run Acceleration, and possibly make it the flagship show? #IdeasMan

Hazza wrote:

SuperByNature wrote:

cww has come to terms on the release of cww superstars Danny D, Joey Tree, Matt Peace, Micheaux Jackson, and Super Perfect as of today, December 19th 2011. CWW wishes them the best in their future endeavors.

@superperfect: you know, i thought that the show with the best ratings and best talent would remain #sadlymistaken

@HarryJones: @SuperPerfect They should let you run Acceleration, and possibly make it the flagship show? #IdeasMan

@SuperPerfect: @harryjones you tell shaneo that. i know how @conanobrien feels now #teamcoco #teamsuper

SuperByNature wrote:

Hazza wrote:

SuperByNature wrote:

cww has come to terms on the release of cww superstars Danny D, Joey Tree, Matt Peace, Micheaux Jackson, and Super Perfect as of today, December 19th 2011. CWW wishes them the best in their future endeavors.

@superperfect: you know, i thought that the show with the best ratings and best talent would remain #sadlymistaken

@HarryJones: @SuperPerfect They should let you run Acceleration, and possibly make it the flagship show? #IdeasMan

@SuperPerfect: @harryjones you tell shaneo that. i know how @conanobrien feels now #teamcoco #teamsuper

@HarryJones: @SuperPerfect ... See you on the other side

Super, you can run Acceleration if you want to.

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Super, you can run Acceleration if you want to.

That was all in-character on my part tbh

SuperByNature wrote:

cww has come to terms on the release of cww superstars Danny D, Joey Tree, Matt Peace, Micheaux Jackson, and Super Perfect as of today, December 19th 2011. CWW wishes them the best in their future endeavors.

@superperfect: you know, i thought that the show with the best ratings and best talent would remain #sadlymistaken

@MichaelDeJesus: Revolution became real bad when you took over bro! #Coincidence?

Jericho wrote:

SuperByNature wrote:

cww has come to terms on the release of cww superstars Danny D, Joey Tree, Matt Peace, Micheaux Jackson, and Super Perfect as of today, December 19th 2011. CWW wishes them the best in their future endeavors.

@superperfect: you know, i thought that the show with the best ratings and best talent would remain #sadlymistaken

@MichaelDeJesus: Revolution became real bad when you took over bro! #Coincidence?

@MichaelAdams: I used to run Revolution ... Then I took an arrow to the knee!

Hazza wrote:

Jericho wrote:

SuperByNature wrote:

cww has come to terms on the release of cww superstars Danny D, Joey Tree, Matt Peace, Micheaux Jackson, and Super Perfect as of today, December 19th 2011. CWW wishes them the best in their future endeavors.

@superperfect: you know, i thought that the show with the best ratings and best talent would remain #sadlymistaken

@MichaelDeJesus: Revolution became real bad when you took over bro! #Coincidence?

@MichaelAdams: I used to run Revolution ... Then I took an arrow to the knee!

@MichaelDeJesus: I don't get it ...

Hazza wrote:

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:

Super, you can run Acceleration if you want to.

That was all in-character on my part tbh

I know, but he was running Revolution, so he should get the choice to run Acceleration.