CWW 21.0 (Created World Wrestling)

Jericho wrote:

John TPA wrote:

Jericho wrote:

Mitch wrote:

*Matt Dean, with Hunter J's Feast or Fired case in his hand, sits in his office, planning out the War show for this coming Monday*

[Michael DeJesus knocks as he opens the door and walks in without waiting for a response]

Michael DeJesus Bra, two weeks in a row. That's gotta be my case now brother!

[Hunter walks in]

"No it is not Michael it is actually my case and I should be cashing it in at Bound to Death but no I can't now since Matty took it off me for no reason!"

Michael DeJesus It's cuz ya don't deserve bra. I beat chu twice in a row nigga

[Hunter gets in Michaels face]

"Say that again? [Michael goes to speak but Hunter stops him] Listen here 'Nigga' You are not getting my case because I WON IT! You didn't do shit Michael sure you got some wins over me but that means jackshit to me now. You beat me by my own moves and not your own. Proves your moves can't do shit to me. So how about you walk off before I do drop you with my fist."

John TPA wrote:

Jericho wrote:

John TPA wrote:

Jericho wrote:

Mitch wrote:

*Matt Dean, with Hunter J's Feast or Fired case in his hand, sits in his office, planning out the War show for this coming Monday*

[Michael DeJesus knocks as he opens the door and walks in without waiting for a response]

Michael DeJesus Bra, two weeks in a row. That's gotta be my case now brother!

[Hunter walks in]

"No it is not Michael it is actually my case and I should be cashing it in at Bound to Death but no I can't now since Matty took it off me for no reason!"

Michael DeJesus It's cuz ya don't deserve bra. I beat chu twice in a row nigga

[Hunter gets in Michaels face]

"Say that again? [Michael goes to speak but Hunter stops him] Listen here 'Nigga' You are not getting my case because I WON IT! You didn't do shit Michael sure you got some wins over me but that means jackshit to me now. You beat me by my own moves and not your own. Proves your moves can't do shit to me. So how about you walk off before I do drop you with my fist."

Michael DeJesus Seriously pops? That's what chor tellin' yaself to help you get over it. You be past it brudda. I beat chu with dat gay ass HJO you use, cuz I can pops. I just proves you aint got no idea nay more. Get da fuck outta here.

CWW Acceleration results 2/12/2011

M1: Brock defeats Dan Bolt at 6:59 after the Triangle Choke

M2: Josh Polson defeats Alex Nova at 15:36 after a Side Effect. After the match, Dustin Shore attacks Polson and locks him in the Shore Leave

Promo: Hunter J gives an interview and says tonight he'll get through Ramon Roque and Zeke Zahn, before retaining his title in a Steel Cage match against Rob Black.

M3: Hunter J defeats Ramon Roque at 5:16 after an HJO

M4: Hunter J defeats Zeke Zahn at 4:21 after an HJO.

M5: Hunter J defeats Rob Black in a Steel Cage match at 10:07 to retain the Acceleration title after escaping the cage seconds before Black

Promo: Hardcore Demon and Omega have an open forum, with Omega claiming he'll be the man to retire Demon and Demon saying that he took away Omega's Cage title, so he can take away his livelyhood as well. Omega slaps Demon after that comment and the two men brawl but are seperated by security to end the show.

Mitch wrote:

*Matt Dean, with Hunter J's Feast or Fired case in his hand, sits in his office, planning out the War show for this coming Monday*

Harry Jones enters the room wearing a Vintage EFNW t-shirt and black denim jeans. As Matt stands up to greet Harry, Jones comforts himself into Matt Dean's only chair in the office. Harry kicks his feet up on Dean's desk and torts, "So, what's the deal?"

Hazza wrote:

Mitch wrote:

*Matt Dean, with Hunter J's Feast or Fired case in his hand, sits in his office, planning out the War show for this coming Monday*

Harry Jones enters the room wearing a Vintage EFNW t-shirt and black denim jeans. As Matt stands up to greet Harry, Jones comforts himself into Matt Dean's only chair in the office. Harry kicks his feet up on Dean's desk and torts, "So, what's the deal?"

*Matt sits back into his office chair behind his desk & pushes Harry's feet off the desk*

Matt: "First off, I want to say you don't show blatant disrespect when you walk in here. Secondly, we shall discuss your plans for jumping brands. So what are your intentions for the War brand, Harry?"

Mitch wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Mitch wrote:

*Matt Dean, with Hunter J's Feast or Fired case in his hand, sits in his office, planning out the War show for this coming Monday*

Harry Jones enters the room wearing a Vintage EFNW t-shirt and black denim jeans. As Matt stands up to greet Harry, Jones comforts himself into Matt Dean's only chair in the office. Harry kicks his feet up on Dean's desk and torts, "So, what's the deal?"

*Matt sits back into his office chair behind his desk & pushes Harry's feet off the desk*

Matt: "First off, I want to say you don't show blatant disrespect when you walk in here. Secondly, we shall discuss your plans for jumping brands. So what are your intentions for the War brand, Harry?"

Harry quizzically raises an eye-brow at this gesture. Annoyed at Matt's attempt to regain authority, Jones angrily stands up and delivers a piece of his mind.

Harry Jones: "No, Matt, I'm not going to give you any form of respect at all. If I bent over right now and disregarded all of my morals, then my entire career and legacy would mean absolutely nothing. Y'see Matt, I respect professional wrestling: and it makes me SICK that your show has evolved into this embassy of roid-munching assholes who are too arrogant to ever give rather than take. Hardcore Demon and his abundance of overrated brothers have sold the CWW fans a bunch of stupid philosophies about why the size of a superstar must be the source of his success, and you know what, Matt? You're actually stupid enough to base your show around that philosophy! Guys like Michael Chains, Hardcore Demon, Criss Menace, Omega and the rest of the clique are seen crushing good, talented guys like Aerial X EVERY SINGLE WEEK! So I'll tell you my intentions for joining Monday Night War ... I'm going to show the world what REAL pro wrestling is all about!"

Hazza wrote:

Mitch wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Mitch wrote:

*Matt Dean, with Hunter J's Feast or Fired case in his hand, sits in his office, planning out the War show for this coming Monday*

Harry Jones enters the room wearing a Vintage EFNW t-shirt and black denim jeans. As Matt stands up to greet Harry, Jones comforts himself into Matt Dean's only chair in the office. Harry kicks his feet up on Dean's desk and torts, "So, what's the deal?"

*Matt sits back into his office chair behind his desk & pushes Harry's feet off the desk*

Matt: "First off, I want to say you don't show blatant disrespect when you walk in here. Secondly, we shall discuss your plans for jumping brands. So what are your intentions for the War brand, Harry?"

Harry quizzically raises an eye-brow at this gesture. Annoyed at Matt's attempt to regain authority, Jones angrily stands up and delivers a piece of his mind.

Harry Jones: "No, Matt, I'm not going to give you any form of respect at all. If I bent over right now and disregarded all of my morals, then my entire career and legacy would mean absolutely nothing. Y'see Matt, I respect professional wrestling: and it makes me SICK that your show has evolved into this embassy of roid-munching assholes who are too arrogant to ever give rather than take. Hardcore Demon and his abundance of overrated brothers have sold the CWW fans a bunch of stupid philosophies about why the size of a superstar must be the source of his success, and you know what, Matt? You're actually stupid enough to base your show around that philosophy! Guys like Michael Chains, Hardcore Demon, Criss Menace, Omega and the rest of the clique are seen crushing good, talented guys like Aerial X EVERY SINGLE WEEK! So I'll tell you my intentions for joining Monday Night War ... I'm going to show the world what REAL pro wrestling is all about!"

Off: The shoots are getting really redundant & ridiculous in my opinion.

*Matt shakes his head & facepalms*

Matt: "Again with these ridiculous philosophies you are trying to preach. You might as well go back home to your little bingo hall promotion EFNW & stay with your daddy."

Mitch wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Mitch wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Mitch wrote:

*Matt Dean, with Hunter J's Feast or Fired case in his hand, sits in his office, planning out the War show for this coming Monday*

Harry Jones enters the room wearing a Vintage EFNW t-shirt and black denim jeans. As Matt stands up to greet Harry, Jones comforts himself into Matt Dean's only chair in the office. Harry kicks his feet up on Dean's desk and torts, "So, what's the deal?"

*Matt sits back into his office chair behind his desk & pushes Harry's feet off the desk*

Matt: "First off, I want to say you don't show blatant disrespect when you walk in here. Secondly, we shall discuss your plans for jumping brands. So what are your intentions for the War brand, Harry?"

Harry quizzically raises an eye-brow at this gesture. Annoyed at Matt's attempt to regain authority, Jones angrily stands up and delivers a piece of his mind.

Harry Jones: "No, Matt, I'm not going to give you any form of respect at all. If I bent over right now and disregarded all of my morals, then my entire career and legacy would mean absolutely nothing. Y'see Matt, I respect professional wrestling: and it makes me SICK that your show has evolved into this embassy of roid-munching assholes who are too arrogant to ever give rather than take. Hardcore Demon and his abundance of overrated brothers have sold the CWW fans a bunch of stupid philosophies about why the size of a superstar must be the source of his success, and you know what, Matt? You're actually stupid enough to base your show around that philosophy! Guys like Michael Chains, Hardcore Demon, Criss Menace, Omega and the rest of the clique are seen crushing good, talented guys like Aerial X EVERY SINGLE WEEK! So I'll tell you my intentions for joining Monday Night War ... I'm going to show the world what REAL pro wrestling is all about!"

Off: The shoots are getting really redundant & ridiculous in my opinion.

*Matt shakes his head & facepalms*

Matt: "Again with these ridiculous philosophies you are trying to preach. You might as well go back home to your little bingo hall promotion EFNW & stay with your daddy."

Harry Jones: "Firstly, I'd like to inform you; that comeback seriously sucked ... But I digress..."

Harry paces back and forth, collecting his thoughts.

Harry Jones: "Yeah, maybe I could go back to EFNW and become a World Champion. Or maybe I could go to 3XW and form the most dominate faction of all time; the KOK. How about I jump onto the mainstream circuit and fight Warren Peace for the CWA X-Fly Champion? Or I could even go back to the IWA, ECCW or PCW?"

The tension between Harry and Matt at this stage is overwhelming. Matt tries to retort, but Jones cuts him off.

Harry Jones: "Oh yeah, that's right; I still wrestle for all of those promotions! But that doesn't take anything away from the fact that right now my only intention is to re-debut on Monday Night War and kick Hardcore Demon right in the crotch. My time on Revolution has expired, Matthew, sort of like your menstrual cycle. But the only difference is, your 'menstrual cycle' is reoccurring and is bound to come back. I will NEVER go back to Revolution, because quite frankly, Revolution is doing just fine. Monday Night War on the other hand, is not. EVERY single week we see the same ... old ... tired ... worn out ... BULLSHIT! War has gone from possibly the most influential, charismatic ongoing TV Shows of all time and has turned into a bad excuse for a bunch of old, greasy men with a weird foot fetish to gather around the TV and watch larger men grapple in their speedos."

Once again Matt tries to cut Jones off, but Harry manages to intervene.

Harry Jones: "Matt, you aren't a bad guy ... but you are a terrible excuse for a General Manager! Every single week you manage to tranquillise the entire CWW fan-base by making stupid match cards filled up with stupid wrestlers. Now personally if I were in your shoes I would bring back Culcasi, but since that can't be done, I would do the next best thing. Bring back THE ANTI-CHRIST, Harry Jones!"

Matt Dean: "Harry, - "

Harry Jones: "Has it ever occurred to you that the core of my success is based upon that unlike the majority of your main eventers -- I am actually entertaining! I don't make frivolous attempts to be cool like Hunter J, or make my fans cringe by being corny like Josh Polson. I'm not a corporate ass-kisser like Eric Lindgren, and I'm definitely not an attention whore like Hardcore Demon. I am Harry Jones ... and I am one of a kind! There will never be another Harry Jones - and before you make a stupid, generic insult, that monicker is more than just a monicker. It is a spiritual connection that I share with my fans! They know that nobody will ever have as much passion and integrity as I do! They know that nobody will ever have as much courage as I do! And if for a second that you think declining me as a War superstar will benefit for CWW ... Boy oh boy, they will not be - "

TBC by Matt Dean

OT: It wasn't a shoot buddy. Jones was talking about how the War roster is based around giants and such, and how nobody of his size or stature could make it on the brand. No need to get all butthurt because I use the truth to back up my promos. Anyway, this is supposed to be a contract negotiation; of course I have the freedom to cross the line slightly. Anyway, this response isn't anything shoot-like.

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OT: It wasn't a shoot buddy. Jones was talking about how the War roster is based around giants and such, and how nobody of his size or stature could make it on the brand. No need to get all butthurt because I use the truth to back up my promos. Anyway, this is supposed to be a contract negotiation; of course I have the freedom to cross the line slightly. Anyway, this response isn't anything shoot-like.

Michael DeJesus is God

Jericho wrote:

Quote :

OT: It wasn't a shoot buddy. Jones was talking about how the War roster is based around giants and such, and how nobody of his size or stature could make it on the brand. No need to get all butthurt because I use the truth to back up my promos. Anyway, this is supposed to be a contract negotiation; of course I have the freedom to cross the line slightly. Anyway, this response isn't anything shoot-like.

Michael DeJesus is God

But he isn't main eventing :'(

Hazza wrote:

Jericho wrote:

Quote :

OT: It wasn't a shoot buddy. Jones was talking about how the War roster is based around giants and such, and how nobody of his size or stature could make it on the brand. No need to get all butthurt because I use the truth to back up my promos. Anyway, this is supposed to be a contract negotiation; of course I have the freedom to cross the line slightly. Anyway, this response isn't anything shoot-like.

Michael DeJesus is God

But he isn't main eventing :'(

Yea but like, he pinned Hunter J cleanly twice in a row .... good enough for me

Jericho wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Jericho wrote:

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OT: It wasn't a shoot buddy. Jones was talking about how the War roster is based around giants and such, and how nobody of his size or stature could make it on the brand. No need to get all butthurt because I use the truth to back up my promos. Anyway, this is supposed to be a contract negotiation; of course I have the freedom to cross the line slightly. Anyway, this response isn't anything shoot-like.

Michael DeJesus is God

But he isn't main eventing :'(

Yea but like, he pinned Hunter J cleanly twice in a row .... good enough for me

What an accolade

OOC - IKR!! Chatbox you noodle so we can end this OOC!

[Michael DeJesus is waiting for John- Hunter J to reply]

Hazza wrote:

Mitch wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Mitch wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Mitch wrote:

*Matt Dean, with Hunter J's Feast or Fired case in his hand, sits in his office, planning out the War show for this coming Monday*

Harry Jones enters the room wearing a Vintage EFNW t-shirt and black denim jeans. As Matt stands up to greet Harry, Jones comforts himself into Matt Dean's only chair in the office. Harry kicks his feet up on Dean's desk and torts, "So, what's the deal?"

*Matt sits back into his office chair behind his desk & pushes Harry's feet off the desk*

Matt: "First off, I want to say you don't show blatant disrespect when you walk in here. Secondly, we shall discuss your plans for jumping brands. So what are your intentions for the War brand, Harry?"

Harry quizzically raises an eye-brow at this gesture. Annoyed at Matt's attempt to regain authority, Jones angrily stands up and delivers a piece of his mind.

Harry Jones: "No, Matt, I'm not going to give you any form of respect at all. If I bent over right now and disregarded all of my morals, then my entire career and legacy would mean absolutely nothing. Y'see Matt, I respect professional wrestling: and it makes me SICK that your show has evolved into this embassy of roid-munching assholes who are too arrogant to ever give rather than take. Hardcore Demon and his abundance of overrated brothers have sold the CWW fans a bunch of stupid philosophies about why the size of a superstar must be the source of his success, and you know what, Matt? You're actually stupid enough to base your show around that philosophy! Guys like Michael Chains, Hardcore Demon, Criss Menace, Omega and the rest of the clique are seen crushing good, talented guys like Aerial X EVERY SINGLE WEEK! So I'll tell you my intentions for joining Monday Night War ... I'm going to show the world what REAL pro wrestling is all about!"

Off: The shoots are getting really redundant & ridiculous in my opinion.

*Matt shakes his head & facepalms*

Matt: "Again with these ridiculous philosophies you are trying to preach. You might as well go back home to your little bingo hall promotion EFNW & stay with your daddy."

Harry Jones: "Firstly, I'd like to inform you; that comeback seriously sucked ... But I digress..."

Harry paces back and forth, collecting his thoughts.

Harry Jones: "Yeah, maybe I could go back to EFNW and become a World Champion. Or maybe I could go to 3XW and form the most dominate faction of all time; the KOK. How about I jump onto the mainstream circuit and fight Warren Peace for the CWA X-Fly Champion? Or I could even go back to the IWA, ECCW or PCW?"

The tension between Harry and Matt at this stage is overwhelming. Matt tries to retort, but Jones cuts him off.

Harry Jones: "Oh yeah, that's right; I still wrestle for all of those promotions! But that doesn't take anything away from the fact that right now my only intention is to re-debut on Monday Night War and kick Hardcore Demon right in the crotch. My time on Revolution has expired, Matthew, sort of like your menstrual cycle. But the only difference is, your 'menstrual cycle' is reoccurring and is bound to come back. I will NEVER go back to Revolution, because quite frankly, Revolution is doing just fine. Monday Night War on the other hand, is not. EVERY single week we see the same ... old ... tired ... worn out ... BULLSHIT! War has gone from possibly the most influential, charismatic ongoing TV Shows of all time and has turned into a bad excuse for a bunch of old, greasy men with a weird foot fetish to gather around the TV and watch larger men grapple in their speedos."

Once again Matt tries to cut Jones off, but Harry manages to intervene.

Harry Jones: "Matt, you aren't a bad guy ... but you are a terrible excuse for a General Manager! Every single week you manage to tranquillise the entire CWW fan-base by making stupid match cards filled up with stupid wrestlers. Now personally if I were in your shoes I would bring back Culcasi, but since that can't be done, I would do the next best thing. Bring back THE ANTI-CHRIST, Harry Jones!"

Matt Dean: "Harry, - "

Harry Jones: "Has it ever occurred to you that the core of my success is based upon that unlike the majority of your main eventers -- I am actually entertaining! I don't make frivolous attempts to be cool like Hunter J, or make my fans cringe by being corny like Josh Polson. I'm not a corporate ass-kisser like Eric Lindgren, and I'm definitely not an attention whore like Hardcore Demon. I am Harry Jones ... and I am one of a kind! There will never be another Harry Jones - and before you make a stupid, generic insult, that monicker is more than just a monicker. It is a spiritual connection that I share with my fans! They know that nobody will ever have as much passion and integrity as I do! They know that nobody will ever have as much courage as I do! And if for a second that you think declining me as a War superstar will benefit for CWW ... Boy oh boy, they will not be - "

TBC by Matt Dean

OT: It wasn't a shoot buddy. Jones was talking about how the War roster is based around giants and such, and how nobody of his size or stature could make it on the brand. No need to get all butthurt because I use the truth to back up my promos. Anyway, this is supposed to be a contract negotiation; of course I have the freedom to cross the line slightly. Anyway, this response isn't anything shoot-like.

Off: I'm not saying that because it is, in Harry's words, the truth. But I am just saying that shooting is just getting quite redundant, that's all. I never said your response was shoot-like, although that may have been implied on my part, but that's a different conversation for another time. Just my opinion, not trying to get into an argument. But anyways, since this is a contract negotiation like you also said, let's just continue with what we have going here

*Matt just starts laughing*

Matt: "Sure, I may be the GM, but do I think that what is taking place on War is any of my doing? Do I like what I am seeing on the show? The answer is hell no. But is it what the War fans want? The answer is yes. Are you a hard-working wrestler? Yes you are. Is Hardcore Demon a hard-working wrestler? Yes he is, no matter what people say about him. Do I have to like any of the superstars on my roster? No, but I respect them for the fact that they work their asses off every week for the people who pay their hard-earned money to see them wrestle & the same can always be said for you too. It is said that you want to be the one that sends Hardcore Demon out of CWW with a tick in the 'L' column & quite frankly, I couldn't think of a better Pay Per View than Bound 2 Death next year. Remember the challenge he issued to you earlier this year for the event & you accepted, only for that asshole Danny D to use a contract clause to stop it, when it clearly had nothing to do with him? Well, seeing that you will be a free man after Bound 2 Death in just under 2 weeks, regardless of the result in your match with Danny, I am think we make the Demon-Harry match for next year's Bound 2 Death, which is from what I understand Demon's official retirement match, & it just so happens that Bound 2 Death next year, is going to be held in your home country of Australia. That way, you can finally rid CWW & your life of Hardcore Demon. How does that sound?"

Harry nods his head in approval and turns to exit the room. On his way out he says, "I want my War debut to be against either Omega, Dustin Shore or Michael DeJesus".

And with that, Harry leaves the room: somewhat surprised that Matt brushed off an immense amount of insults so easily.

The Mexican Mafia are preparing for WAR.

CWW Cage champion Eric Lindren is in the gym.

Rob Black is in his office, wondering how Hunter J retained his Acceleration title.

~Tim "TapOut" Taylor arrives in the CWW Areana preparing for a promo~

OT: Sorry for inactivity, been extremely busy with transferring of schools, catching up in work, and wrestling. life has been hectic

OT-Any feedback on that promo?

Hazza wrote:

Harry nods his head in approval and turns to exit the room. On his way out he says, "I want my War debut to be against either Omega, Dustin Shore or Michael DeJesus".

And with that, Harry leaves the room: somewhat surprised that Matt brushed off an immense amount of insults so easily.

*Josh Polson walks past*
Josh: I hope you kick Danny's spleen out at Bound 2 Death, and sometime down the track we can tangle to show the peeps worldwide that the phony baloney "Days of Our Lives" stuff that's been going on dosen't count for a can of worms

ozziewwefan101 (Polsy) wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Harry nods his head in approval and turns to exit the room. On his way out he says, "I want my War debut to be against either Omega, Dustin Shore or Michael DeJesus".

And with that, Harry leaves the room: somewhat surprised that Matt brushed off an immense amount of insults so easily.

*Josh Polson walks past*
Josh: I hope you kick Danny's spleen out at Bound 2 Death, and sometime down the track we can tangle to show the peeps worldwide that the phony baloney "Days of Our Lives" stuff that's been going on dosen't count for a can of worms

Harry Jones is completely unsure of what Polson was implying, so he decides to improvise.

Harry Jones: "...Sucks for your ass-thma!"

The "Prophet" Dean wrote:

Devin Smith

(Devin Smith walks out to his new theme and entrance effects and taunts the crowd.He gets to the ramp and poses before walking up to a female fan sitting at ringside taunting her with his abs.The fan slaps him and Devin argues with security to have er arrested.Devin walks into the ring and grabs a mic.)

"Ladies and gentlemen! I am the man who needs no introduction but gets one anyway,I am CWW's favorite son Devin Smith! So at the biggest pay per view in the CWW calender I will be in a 10 man global title match against nine people who will be destroyed by me. I am much more aggressive than them,I am much more talented than them,I am much more agile than them...I could go on for hours,maybe days about how much better I am than them but it would be a waste of time because actions speak louder than words and when I win that match at Bound 2 Death I will carry that championship forever until the end of CWW.Hell I will carry it until the day i retire,i will carry it from company to company.I will make sure that the name Devin Smith wil be etched into every single mind in the world.I will be the only man to hold onto a belt until the day he retires.I mean look at me and look at the Global title...we were made for each other...every thing I do screams champion.Even when i am walking the streets people ask me ,Devin how are you not champion,Devin did you do something to piss CWW management off to where they won't give you a well-deserved title match.That is of course their words not mine and I always answer with the words...soon enough destiny shall be fulfilled.Soon enough I will be champion...soon enough I will be the CWW Global champion...soon enough I will be the face of professional wrestling!Like i said earlier everything I do screams champion.I have the greatest move set in all of professional wrestling.From the west coast Crossface and the Hangover to the superkick,no one can touch me when it comes to ability!I am simply the greatest! I am not going to be like all the other people that claim to be the best in the world because wether you like it or not someone is always going to be better than you and here he comes...the next Global champion...Devin Smith."

(Devin Smith drops the mic and heads backstage geting booed out of the arena.)

(After cutting the promo Devin Smith goes to his locker room and watches tapes of the nine men he will be facing at Bound 2 Death.)

OT-Any feedback at all in that promo?

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[Hunter J is backstage with his Acc Championship around his waist, he is looking for Dejesus]