CWW 21.0 (Created World Wrestling)

Bhahhahahahahahah!

Hazza wrote:

Harry Jones & Surge are lul'zing

Surge: "No one believed me when I said shit like this happens in CWW..."

Surge and Jones burst into more laughter.

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Harry Jones & Surge are lul'zing

Surge: "No one believed me when I said shit like this happens in CWW..."

Surge and Jones burst into more laughter.

Harry Jones: "Surge ... We've been together for three years, and you still haven't proposed..."

Harry sadly looks at his reflection in a puddle.

Hazza wrote:

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Harry Jones & Surge are lul'zing

Surge: "No one believed me when I said shit like this happens in CWW..."

Surge and Jones burst into more laughter.

Harry Jones: "Surge ... We've been together for three years, and you still haven't proposed..."

Harry sadly looks at his reflection in a puddle.

Surge puts up two fingers.

Surge: "Two years, I've known you for two years. And you started as a major dick..."

They then go to California and get married. Surge is the man in the relationship while Harry is the woman, and they adopt a bunch of Mexican kids with monkey tails and super strength. Surge and Harry teach them their best techniques, like the Kaio-Surge, the Jones' Flash and the Kame-hame-rape. SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER!!

Eric Lindgren is looking for anybody who can offer some advice

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Harry Jones & Surge are lul'zing

Surge: "No one believed me when I said shit like this happens in CWW..."

Surge and Jones burst into more laughter.

Harry Jones: "Surge ... We've been together for three years, and you still haven't proposed..."

Harry sadly looks at his reflection in a puddle.

Surge puts up two fingers.

Surge: "Two years, I've known you for two years. And you started as a major dick..."

They then go to California and get married. Surge is the man in the relationship while Harry is the woman, and they adopt a bunch of Mexican kids with monkey tails and super strength. Surge and Harry teach them their best techniques, like the Kaio-Surge, the Jones' Flash and the Kame-hame-rape. SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER!!

OT-Gay marriage is illegal in California

The "Prophet" Dean wrote:

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Harry Jones & Surge are lul'zing

Surge: "No one believed me when I said shit like this happens in CWW..."

Surge and Jones burst into more laughter.

Harry Jones: "Surge ... We've been together for three years, and you still haven't proposed..."

Harry sadly looks at his reflection in a puddle.

Surge puts up two fingers.

Surge: "Two years, I've known you for two years. And you started as a major dick..."

They then go to California and get married. Surge is the man in the relationship while Harry is the woman, and they adopt a bunch of Mexican kids with monkey tails and super strength. Surge and Harry teach them their best techniques, like the Kaio-Surge, the Jones' Flash and the Kame-hame-rape. SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER!!

OT-Gay marriage is illegal in California

Dean... one of these days you'll learn, Surge doesn't care for the law

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Harry Jones & Surge are lul'zing

Surge: "No one believed me when I said shit like this happens in CWW..."

Surge and Jones burst into more laughter.

Harry Jones: "Surge ... We've been together for three years, and you still haven't proposed..."

Harry sadly looks at his reflection in a puddle.

Surge puts up two fingers.

Surge: "Two years, I've known you for two years. And you started as a major dick..."

They then go to California and get married. Surge is the man in the relationship while Harry is the woman, and they adopt a bunch of Mexican kids with monkey tails and super strength. Surge and Harry teach them their best techniques, like the Kaio-Surge, the Jones' Flash and the Kame-hame-rape. SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER!!

Harry Jones is lul'zing about CWW and stuff

*Thinking about giving Wellness Policy violations to some people*

ffs. i have revolution done on my computer but my internet is screwing up and i have to go somewhere soon. i'll try and get it up tonight

Mitch wrote:

*Thinking about giving Wellness Policy violations to some people*

OT: I like noodles

SuperByNature wrote:

ffs. i have revolution done on my computer but my internet is screwing up and i have to go somewhere soon. i'll try and get it up tonight

OT: Sounds good. I can give you a promo for the one after that if you like?

Surge and Harry stop lulz'ing.

Surge: "I feel a disturbance in the Force..."

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

Surge and Harry stop lulz'ing.

Surge: "I feel a disturbance in the Force..."

One of the adopted Mexican children is pulled up into the air by an unknown substance.

"Help me", he screams. After seconds of desperately struggling in the air, Diego blows up.

"What is happening?!", cries Jones!

Hazza wrote:

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

Surge and Harry stop lulz'ing.

Surge: "I feel a disturbance in the Force..."

One of the adopted Mexican children is pulled up into the air by an unknown substance.

"Help me", he screams. After seconds of desperately struggling in the air, Diego blows up.

"What is happening?!", cries Jones!

"Frieza Rodriguez!", Surge bursts out.

They turn around and see him right there, questionable sexuality as ever, Frieza Rodriguez. Surge takes out his revolver.

Surge: "I have 6 reasons why you shouldn't be here."

FR: "Really? Do te-"

ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! All right through the chest! Frieza falls to the ground, dead. Surge puts the revolver back in his pants.

Surge then looks around at the mess the exploded Mexican kid made.

Surge: "Someone is gonna clean this up...and it's not going to be me."

Surge looks at Harry.

Twista XL arrives. With six dots on his forehead like that small bald midget. Just to fit in with the apparant DBZ gimmick in CWW.

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

Surge and Harry stop lulz'ing.

Surge: "I feel a disturbance in the Force..."

One of the adopted Mexican children is pulled up into the air by an unknown substance.

"Help me", he screams. After seconds of desperately struggling in the air, Diego blows up.

"What is happening?!", cries Jones!

"Frieza Rodriguez!", Surge bursts out.

They turn around and see him right there, questionable sexuality as ever, Frieza Rodriguez. Surge takes out his revolver.

Surge: "I have 6 reasons why you shouldn't be here."

FR: "Really? Do te-"

ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! All right through the chest! Frieza falls to the ground, dead. Surge puts the revolver back in his pants.

Surge then looks around at the mess the exploded Mexican kid made.

Surge: "Someone is gonna clean this up...and it's not going to be me."

Surge looks at Harry.

Harry Jones uses his Ki to cook Rodriguez's raw flesh and transforms it into a delicacy. Harry eats Rodriguez.

"That hit the spot", mumbles Jones.

OFF: Meanwhile in the REAL world

ON: *Josh Polson starts to begin training for next week*

ozziewwefan101 (Polsy) wrote:

OFF: Meanwhile in the REAL world

ON: *Josh Polson starts to begin training for next week*

OT: Promo tomorrow, will be a G one.

Hazza wrote:

ozziewwefan101 (Polsy) wrote:

OFF: Meanwhile in the REAL world

ON: *Josh Polson starts to begin training for next week*

Quote :

Narrator
Josh did not know on that faithful day, that Harry and Surge are closer to the term REAL than Polson can ever dream of. Despite their differences, the two men have actually defied the odds and succeeded in inadvertently making CWW fun again. Yes, whether the wrestlers and fans agree or disagree with their methods, they have saved CWW from a certain death - the primary cause of this so-called death being generic bores such as Josh Polson and Kevin Evans. It doesn't matter if they are living in a real world or not, because let's face it; nothing is real anymore. Nothing except the two great men known as Harry Jones and Surge

OT: Promo tomorrow, will be a G one.

*Josh looks around as he hears the bloke talking*
Josh: Whatever

ozziewwefan101 (Polsy) wrote:

Hazza wrote:

ozziewwefan101 (Polsy) wrote:

OFF: Meanwhile in the REAL world

ON: *Josh Polson starts to begin training for next week*

Quote :

Narrator
Josh did not know on that faithful day, that Harry and Surge are closer to the term REAL than Polson can ever dream of. Despite their differences, the two men have actually defied the odds and succeeded in inadvertently making CWW fun again. Yes, whether the wrestlers and fans agree or disagree with their methods, they have saved CWW from a certain death - the primary cause of this so-called death being generic bores such as Josh Polson and Kevin Evans. It doesn't matter if they are living in a real world or not, because let's face it; nothing is real anymore. Nothing except the two great men known as Harry Jones and Surge

OT: Promo tomorrow, will be a G one.

*Josh looks around as he hears the bloke talking*
Josh: Whatever

The Narrator is HARRY JONES ~!!!

"YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, OR THE INSECTS WILL GET YOU!", cries Jones passionately.

pyro goes off and the camera pans out around the arena. the crowd is going nuts and the camera shows several signs.

Josh Matthews: Welcome ladies and Gentlemen to CWW Revolution, Live at the St. Pete Times Forum in Tampa Bay Florida, and what a show we have for you tonight.

Matt Striker: In the main event we will see one man lose out in the chase for the no. 1 contendership.

Josh Matthews: and we will see a triple threat match between Peste, Jermaine and Brett Carter.

Matt Striker: Let's not waste any more time, let's get right to the action.

(Devin Smith walks out holding a steel chair taunting the crowd cockily as his pyro goes off.He than runs and slides into the ring and holds the steel chair up and yells something to the booing crowd and demands for a mic and almost immediately one is given to him.)

"So I have been doing some thinking about all this Ramon Rocque BS.I thought that because he beat me I needed to beat him but after some thinking I have come to a conclusion that I already have my revenge,I beat him senseless with a steel chair and by the looks of it I have injured him and he is in the past.I don't need to dwell on the past...I need to look towards the future and my future is winning every championship that I can qualify for! i will make anyone tap out with my west coast Crossface or I might just knock 'em out with the Hangover! Now that I have a new mindset I can win any championship,beat anyone and do absolutely anything I want and I will prove it! Let's just get this over with and add yet another name to the list of losers that have fallen to me! Sluts and Gentledorks let me introduce to you the new loser added to my list of losers! What his name!"

(Devin Smith than points to the stage and awaits his opponent for the night.)

Ramon Rocque's music hits and out he comes. Devin Smith looks shocked, yet prepared for Ramon.

Match 1: Devin Smith vs. Ramon Rocque
Ramon looks hurt from Fight Or Die, and he has his ribs taped up, but he fights regardless and looks like he could pull out the win, but Devin Smith comes out of nowhere and hits ramon with a vicious spear. he then heads out of the ring and grabs a chair. he hits Devin Smith in the stomach with said chair and the bell rings. Devin Smith doesn't stop and hits Ramon a few more times. he then grabs a ladder and places Ramon Rocque between the ladder like a ladder sandwich, and then hits the chair over the part of the ladder with his ribs. Devin leaves the ring with a sick smirk on his face as EMTs rush to help Rocque. Mr. Super comes out and informs Devin that he will pull double duty for his attack on Ramon Rocque.

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a did you know fact airs "Did you know that CWW's Twitter is plugged 20x less than WWE's Twitter?"

Match 2: Angel Rodriguez beats Zeke Zahn in 20:32.

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Jeremy Borash: My Guest at this time is CWW Revolution World Champion, Angel Rodriguez. Now, Angel, what are your thoughts on tonights elimination chase match?

Angel: At Fight or Die, I retained the Revolution Heavyweight title against Tim Taylor, somebody who has held titles around the globe. And with Kevin Evans having injured himself at a house show, showing his weakness, my only other world renowned competition has disappeared. So tonight, we name a new number 1 contender. But as I think to myself, I only see weakness in my possible challenger at Bound 2 Death. I mean, I have dominated Revolution since I was drafted here from War and I have proved that there is nobody who can stand toe to toe with El Nino Maravilla, Angel Rodriguez. So tonight, I will be at ringside when we find out the second piece in the main event puzzle and whoever it is, heed my words. I have never failed to achieve my goals in life and winning at Bound 2 Death is one of my goals. Adios.

Match 3: Peste def. Jermaine and Brett Carter at 15:23. Peste and Carter team up early to take out Jermaine and then they go to work on each other. after a while, Jermaine comes back in the ring, and it is a quality contest. the ref gets knocked out thanks to a missed enzuigiri by Peste. Brett Carter knocks peste out of the ring with a clothesline. he then goes to ring announcer Tony Chimel and grabs a chair. he whacks Jermaine across the head with it, but Peste comes in and nails Brett Carter with a springboard hurracarrana. he takes advantage of a knocked out jermaine and pins him. the ref wakes up and counts to 3.

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Match 4: Jamaal Leonard vs. Devin Smith.
Devin Smith vs. Jamaal Leonard goes to a double count out. they just brawl all over the arena and it takes all of the referees to seperate them.

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Match 5: the team of Mark "Razor" Jones and Jayden beat the Naturals, Matt Peace and Joey Tree in a squash

the 5 competitors in the championship chase walk out before commercial

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Match 6: Elimination Chase round 1: Danny D vs. Twista XL vs. Tim "Tapout" Taylor vs. Chris Davis vs. Sammy Steel
Twista XL is eliminated after 25:32 of action. Danny and Taylor team up in the match against Davis and Steel with Twista being left out of the action. he is fine with that and lets the other 4 fight it out as he stands by the ring. the other 4 reach a stalemate halfway through the fight, when they seperate and realize that twista is just sitting out there chilling. They all attack twista, and throw him into the ring. Taylor hits him with a Pump Kick, but Twista gets back up. Davis sends him back down with a Davis Demolition. Sammy hits him with the Steel Explosive. and then Danny delivers a picture perfect Motor City Destroyer on the out Twista. Danny gets the pin, and the remaining four stand off as graphic airs and the show ends.

ooc: Finally. not the best show but i'll make next week's show better.