How to be a Great RP'er

Yes, that's right, TOP RP'ers are releasing the steps to becoming a good RP'er. Since you, that's right, YOU, prolly RP like shit, it would be wise to learn from them. One day, I wanna RP half as good as them.

Hello and welcome to "how to be a good RP'er". Here, you will be guided through the steps on the road to becoming...THE WORLD'S BIGGEST FUCKING UNTALENTED PIECE OF SHIT THE WORLD'S GREATEST RP'ER. LET'S GO!

Step 1
Have a cool catchphrase - even if you ripped it off, you need to have something to say all the time. It's how people will remember how much of a huge faggot you are.

Step 2
Even though you aren't, pretend to be the best in the world - because then people may stop thinking you're retarded and be like, 'maybe he really is the best in the world, and it's totally not Surge or Cyrus Black. Yea, Harry Jones, Hardcore Demon, Jake Lyndon, they're all the best in the world. WOOOHOOO!!" See? Best in the world...

Step 3
Try to speak somewhat poetic - no matter how fucking retarded you sound, it'll make you sound smart. Sure, you won't have shit to say and will look really fucking stupid, but it looks cool. Best in the world...

Step 4
Use spot monkey moves - some of the moves on your character's move set have to be impossible, but it makes your character look like a sweet highflyer - people will be too busy wondering at how you do those fucking amazing moves to notice you're a total waste of space.

Step 5
Even though you used to bury people, let people beat you to cover up for it - that way, when people are like, 'you buried me, blah blah blah', you can be like, 'but I put so-and-so and/or you over'. Protip: Never and I mean NEVER acknowledge the fact that you had the crap beaten out of your CAW by his or her black brother/sister before or it was a dirty finish. It won't seem legit then, and you wanna see legit.

Step 6
Use old stuff and pretend it's new - rip the shit out of stuff you've already seen. Undertaker? HARDCORE DEMON~!! Jeff Hardy? HARRY JONES~!! Eugene? JAKE LYNDON~!! Those legends became legends because they 'borrowed' from other successful wrestlers, and look where that got them. Champions. Total fucking champions. Oh, and if you're really lazy, repost bits and pieces, or if you have the balls, WHOLE old promos to fill space in and make it seem like you're active.

Step 14
Be a tweener - sure, it's a cop out, and it makes you look fucking retarded because you cater to the 'smark fans' that 'know what they're doing' and everyone else boo's, but THAT'S HOW YOU RP!! Pretend to be totally awesome and talk about how only the 'real fans' can understand you. Talk about your struggles with politics and everything backstage, even if they aren't true and you're a lying piece of shit.

BONUS!!
Shoot interviews - if you're a total fucking loser great RP'er, you can do these faggot shoot interviews where you bag on people you don't like. Remember, you're trying to be a great RP'er, so make shit up and pretend to be cool and liked in the real world. Also, if anyone gives you shit, bag the Hell out of them even more in those shoot interviews. It'll be funny as fuck. It's easy, just try not to focus on how much of a waste of human resource you are.

We've covered everything! Now you're ready to become a famous RP'er of awesome! Get out there and make me proud.

Yes

MARIK YOU COCKSUCKER! Only my disciples can harness that knowledge!

I'm so amazing...

I cried. I do't know if it was from how beautiful this was or how fucking funny it is. But none the less I cried. Like a Man.. with a brick..


.... dicks

I thought you left.

I did but then my situation got better so I can come back.. and I come here still look getting back to RPing wont happen for a while still though

This is amazing <3

Hazza wrote:

This is amazing <3

I know, Casey didn't leave!

TJ, The Creator wrote:

Hazza wrote:

This is amazing <3

I know, Casey didn't leave!

<3 You know what would be a cool feud on ECCW? Even though they are in the Super best friends: Will Williams vs Casey Anomaly

The Legend of Casey wrote:

TJ, The Creator wrote:

Hazza wrote:

This is amazing <3

I know, Casey didn't leave!

<3 You know what would be a cool feud on ECCW? Even though they are in the Super best friends: Will Williams vs Casey Anomaly

It could happen. What's Casey? A heel, right?

TJ, The Creator wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

TJ, The Creator wrote:

Hazza wrote:

This is amazing <3

I know, Casey didn't leave!

<3 You know what would be a cool feud on ECCW? Even though they are in the Super best friends: Will Williams vs Casey Anomaly

It could happen. What's Casey? A heel, right?

Tweener he could go either way but mainly stays face, Ill go heel if ya want though

I figured I would offer a feud cause I know you wanted to start actually RPing with other people besides feuding with yourself

The Legend of Casey wrote:

TJ, The Creator wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

TJ, The Creator wrote:

Hazza wrote:

This is amazing <3

I know, Casey didn't leave!

<3 You know what would be a cool feud on ECCW? Even though they are in the Super best friends: Will Williams vs Casey Anomaly

It could happen. What's Casey? A heel, right?

Tweener he could go either way but mainly stays face, Ill go heel if ya want though

I figured I would offer a feud cause I know you wanted to start actually RPing with other people besides feuding with yourself

Yeah, plus Casey's kind of a big deal and Will's sort of a big deal and it'd make for great (not real) TV.

TJ, The Creator wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

TJ, The Creator wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

TJ, The Creator wrote:

Hazza wrote:

This is amazing <3

I know, Casey didn't leave!

<3 You know what would be a cool feud on ECCW? Even though they are in the Super best friends: Will Williams vs Casey Anomaly

It could happen. What's Casey? A heel, right?

Tweener he could go either way but mainly stays face, Ill go heel if ya want though

I figured I would offer a feud cause I know you wanted to start actually RPing with other people besides feuding with yourself

Yeah, plus Casey's kind of a big deal and Will's sort of a big deal and it'd make for great (not real) TV.

Exactly so this should be interesting. Im due back in two-four weeks

The Legend of Casey wrote:

TJ, The Creator wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

TJ, The Creator wrote:

The Legend of Casey wrote:

TJ, The Creator wrote:

Hazza wrote:

This is amazing <3

I know, Casey didn't leave!

<3 You know what would be a cool feud on ECCW? Even though they are in the Super best friends: Will Williams vs Casey Anomaly

It could happen. What's Casey? A heel, right?

Tweener he could go either way but mainly stays face, Ill go heel if ya want though

I figured I would offer a feud cause I know you wanted to start actually RPing with other people besides feuding with yourself

Yeah, plus Casey's kind of a big deal and Will's sort of a big deal and it'd make for great (not real) TV.

Exactly so this should be interesting. Im due back in two-four weeks

I'll make due until then.

I'm Mariks bitch.

Mikhail wrote:

I'm Mariks bitch.

Marik is my disciple, which makes you my bitch as well.

I'm everyones bitch. I'm used to being enslaved. See in my country they rape me, but not as good as surge.

Yes, you can't get much better than Surge-style...

Is Mikhail Mikel?

I dunno. If he is, he's automatically not a faggot anymore...

Marik, the Rapist wrote:

I dunno. If he is, he's automatically not a faggot anymore...

He'd still be a faggot, just less of one.

Yea. You know who else is a faggot? Australians...

Cool, man.