BREAKING NEWS

<Mikel> Can I tell you guys a secret?
<Jarrett> what
<Mikel> I'm being serious with this too, don't laugh or anything
<Jarrett> Just fuckin spill it
<Jake> k
<Jake> I probs will but go on
<Jayson> Spit it out.
<Jarrett> come on
<Jayson> Kunt.
<Jarrett> some time today
<Jarrett> we don't have all day
<Jarrett> you're taking forever
<Jarrett> tic tic tic tic tic
<Jayson> Maybe we do.
<Jarrett> tic tic
<Jarrett> tic toc
<Jarrett> tic
<Jarrett> toc
<Jayson> But hurry the fuck up!
<Mikel> I'm kind of bisexual
<Jake> lol
<Jayson> Knew it.
<Jarrett> Except you get no pussy
<Jarrett> This is a thread
<Jarrett> the whole site is going to know
<Jayson> HAHAH
* Super (72.175.119.108) has joined #The Universal Chat
<Mikel> Like, I like girls and all but sometimes I'll look at dudes and shit

Who didn't see that coming

You guys are dumb queefs, that was me. I didn't know I was that convincing as Mikel...

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

AND TJ, GET ON MSN, BIATCH!

Who was posing as me?

Jarrett wrote:

Who was posing as me?

Dan