The Universe Roast of Adam Cahill

Frankly, I came up with this idea last night. I chose Adam for two reasons. First off, making fun of pot heads is fun, and secondly, a Mikel roast would end very badly. So, if ya'll are interested, we're all just going to pick a time to go on the c-box, and crack pot head jokes, and then jokes about each other, comedy central style.

Roast Master:

Mesa

Roasters:

Jake [Possible]
Mikel
SP
Mitch [Possible]
Cole
TJ
Marik [I assume he'll do this, because TJ is]

I want in

Im replacing Mikel. and i demand a roast of Mikel, so I can call him a little **** without getting introuble with Admin.

Much like a def person, Table too has never heard the sounds of laughter or clapping...

[era of awesome][SP] wrote:

Im replacing Mikel. and i demand a roast of Mikel, so I can call him a little **** without getting introuble with Admin.

I want a Mikel roast for the same reason

Ya'll realize you still get to make fun of other roasters right?

I'm in

Yo I fucked all yo momma's. Except yours Mesa. Cause she left your dad cause he's ****. It was so funny that time me and your mother had came to your house with the intention of screwing but we walked in on your dad ramming his member up your ass. You incestuous wanka.

Adam, I'm not sure which part of your post I'm more confused by. Cause I know my dad isn't homosexual, but I also know my mum has standards.

I see we got SP in this roast of Adam Cahill... You all know what SP stands for, don't ya? It stands for Simply Perverted. He got the "S" correct, but he was way off on "P". Yes, Adam actually told me this story. He was having a good ole time with SP on TWISB. And when Adam posted a NXT Show, SP sponsored it. And he said in his sponsorship post.. And I Quote.. "Hey, this is Adam's dick show. Check it out.. WARNING: Hands off, its mine, I love Adam's erections!"

If you go on to www dot adamserection dot com, you'd find it there on the homepage. Its not on The Universe anymore because Mesa deleted it. He was jealous of SP, and I'm very well shocked that SmackDown's and NXT's TWISB hasn't been deleted yet.. Oh, that's right.. Mesa set a date. November 11, 2011. That's 11, 11, 11. Mesa wants to delete those TWISBs.. But it won't happen. TWISB will die before then because SP and Adam will forget because Adam was performing oral sex on SP every night at approximately 6:02 PM US Eastern Time.























OT: Hopefully no feelings were hurt, didn't intend for anyone to be hurt by this roast.

Mikel you idjit, we're not doing the roast yet. But atleast we know who our "Situation" is.

TJ demands to roast this nigga. Granted, I probably smoke as much dank as him but I still want to make fun of him for it.

Mesa [Winning] wrote:

Mikel you idjit, we're not doing the roast yet. But atleast we know who our "Situation" is.

Well, I started it off. And some people gave hints of doing it too....

I demand to be a roaster.

You all focking each other. Except TJ. He's focking yo dogs.

God wrote:

You all focking each other. Except TJ. He's focking yo dogs.

I do, it's freaky.

Did this shit even happen?

No Marik, because we lazy.

Oh...

Adam's a fag.




































































Nah. I'm prolly the fag for loving him so much.