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Because Obama is an awful president, AND racist jokes are funny, Mesa brings you this thread.
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PostSubject: Re: US: The Official Obama Jokes Thread   US: The Official Obama Jokes Thread EmptySun Mar 27, 2011 11:05 pm

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog Beau?

A: Beau has his papers.
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PostSubject: Re: US: The Official Obama Jokes Thread   US: The Official Obama Jokes Thread EmptySun Mar 27, 2011 11:12 pm

Wanna hear a joke?

Barack Obama's presidency.
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Q: If Harry Reid, Barack Obama, and Nancy Pelosi all fell out of a boat, who would be saved?

A: America.
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US: The Official Obama Jokes Thread Th_OOPS
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PostSubject: Re: US: The Official Obama Jokes Thread   US: The Official Obama Jokes Thread EmptySun Mar 27, 2011 11:19 pm

Ba-Lack Obama!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: US: The Official Obama Jokes Thread   US: The Official Obama Jokes Thread EmptySun Mar 27, 2011 11:23 pm

Obama is half black, which is funny since black people are inferior to the whites.
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PostSubject: Re: US: The Official Obama Jokes Thread   US: The Official Obama Jokes Thread EmptySun Mar 27, 2011 11:24 pm

............................................................."DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



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I saw the title of this thread and wanted to post that picture, but I have been beaten to it...

It was recently reported in the news that the President had been accidentally locked out of the White House. For that one panicked moment Obama thought that they must have found his real birth certificate.
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PostSubject: Re: US: The Official Obama Jokes Thread   US: The Official Obama Jokes Thread EmptyMon Mar 28, 2011 12:45 am

Barack Obama is Homasexual.
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PostSubject: Re: US: The Official Obama Jokes Thread   US: The Official Obama Jokes Thread EmptyMon Mar 28, 2011 1:01 am

The Greenman lived in the green house.
The Redman lived in the Red house.
The Blueman lived in the Blue house.
Who lives in the White House?
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Dear Lord, you took my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze. You took my favorite actress, Farah Fawcett. You took my favorite singer, Michael Jackson. I just wanted to let you know that my favorite President is Barack Obama. Amen.
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PostSubject: Re: US: The Official Obama Jokes Thread   US: The Official Obama Jokes Thread EmptyWed Mar 30, 2011 2:20 pm

got these from various texts(as I have no life lol! )

Is Barack Obama the first Black Man to beat a white woman and not serve time for it?

One of the criticisms levelled at Obama in the run up to him being elected was that he is not a real American. When you look at him, you can see what they mean... after all, he's slim.

HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES ?


Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Barack Obama

Black people all over the world celebrated Obama's victory long into the night on Tuesday.
It was okay for them but the rest of us had jobs to go to in the morning!

Barack Obama's grandmother died on the eve of the election. At least if he doesn't win this he'll have a good crack at X Factor next year!



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PostSubject: Re: US: The Official Obama Jokes Thread   US: The Official Obama Jokes Thread EmptyTue Jun 07, 2011 10:05 pm

Ace wrote:
The Greenman lived in the green house.
The Redman lived in the Red house.
The Blueman lived in the Blue house.
Who lives in the White House?
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Dear Lord, you took my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze. You took my favorite actress, Farah Fawcett. You took my favorite singer, Michael Jackson. I just wanted to let you know that my favorite President is Barack Obama. Amen.
you didn't even mention your favorite pitchman, Billy Mays?

anyways...
they said there would be a black president when pigs fly. 9 months into Barack's presidency, Swine Flu.
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