The Official Matt Hardy Fat Jokes Thread

Post 'em here, folks!

TNA has to let people go just so they can afford matt hardys catering.

As per Matt Hardy's contract stipulations state, a batch of cookies and a box of pizza must await him after every match

Go on, you know it's fun to make fun of people for being fat

I love Matt But:

If he wins the tag team titles with Jeff he gets a all day sending spree at an ice cream shop, but he MUST split it with Jeff.

When Matt Hardy debuted in TNA, Tazz secretly said to Mike Tenay "I thought Awesome Kong signed a deal with the WWE"

Matt Hardy was so hungry, that he ate the original TNA Belt

Matt Hardy pinned Rob Van Dam because he was to fat to be pushed off

Everytime Matt Hardy is backstage, TNA Staff seems to go missing

The real reason why Matt Hardy got released by WWE was because he kept eating those who supposedly got released

Everytime Matt Hardy steps in the ring, they have to put extra support under it

When Matt Hardy went for a swim, Green Peace tried to keep the Jap's away