Universe Election [Step 5 - General Election RESULTS]

Congratulations Mesa! #UBL

Mesa = Hitler

Thank fuck

Adam wrote:

Thank fuck

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across your hometown of Ireland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Carret Jalloway wrote:

Adam wrote:

Thank fuck

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across your hometown of Ireland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Congrats JarrBear, Richard and Mesa <3

Congratulations Mesa, definitely the most deserving candidate.

Thanks to everyone who voted for me. I must say I'm shocked by the lack of support for Hazza.

That red badge is looking good on you.

Mesa wrote:

Thanks to everyone who voted for me. I must say I'm shocked by the lack of support for Hazza.

Why he's proved he's an idiot, unreliable, inconsistent and seems to have no ideas whatsoever about what to do to improve The U. He's clearly in that teenage stage where he thinks he's too cool for the internet and trolls and tries to get cheap laughs. Plus he's not even funny.

#trolled

Adam wrote:

Mesa wrote:

Thanks to everyone who voted for me. I must say I'm shocked by the lack of support for Hazza.

Why he's proved he's an idiot, unreliable, inconsistent and seems to have no ideas whatsoever about what to do to improve The U. He's clearly in that teenage stage where he thinks he's too cool for the internet and trolls and tries to get cheap laughs. Plus he's not even funny.

#trolled

<3

@Jarrett - Everything looks good with Rocket Raccoon.

@Adam - To be fair, I chuckled at the Transformer thing. Plus Hazza and I were very close in the preliminary election. Despite the fact that he didn't "take it seriously" I truly believe he would of done a decent job, as would SP.

@Adam: You're a fucking joke, Adam. I'm an idiot? I'm unreliable? I'm inconsistent? Considering the fact that you made the conscious decision to entrust this website in the hands of one Jarrett Calloway, you're in no position whatsoever to call me an idiot. And I'm unreliable? How's having a successful booking league treating you? You're a pathetic narcissistic son of a bitch, and I find it disgusting that you've got the audacity to tell me that I'm not funny. Humor is based on perception. What some people find funny, others may find offensive or crude. Everybody has a different opinion in regards to what is funny, but trying to dictate what is and what isn't is simply idiotic.

Go die in a hole, you scumbag.

just kidding i love u xx

@Mesa: Dude, even if I miraculously managed to win this election, I would've given you the admin spot. I was only in this for shits and I'm surprised I made it this far. :')

Carret Jalloway wrote:

@Adam: You're a fucking joke, Adam. I'm an idiot? I'm unreliable? I'm inconsistent? Considering the fact that you made the conscious decision to entrust this website in the hands of one Jarrett Calloway, you're in no position whatsoever to call me an idiot. And I'm unreliable? How's having a successful booking league treating you? You're a pathetic narcissistic son of a bitch, and I find it disgusting that you've got the audacity to tell me that I'm not funny. Humor is based on perception. What some people find funny, others may find offensive or crude. Everybody has a different opinion in regards to what is funny, but trying to dictate what is and what isn't is simply idiotic.

Go die in a hole, you scumbag.

just kidding i love u xx

@Mesa: Dude, even if I miraculously managed to win this election, I would've given you the admin spot. I was only in this for shits and I'm surprised I made it this far. :')

ily pal

Adam wrote:

Carret Jalloway wrote:

@Adam: You're a fucking joke, Adam. I'm an idiot? I'm unreliable? I'm inconsistent? Considering the fact that you made the conscious decision to entrust this website in the hands of one Jarrett Calloway, you're in no position whatsoever to call me an idiot. And I'm unreliable? How's having a successful booking league treating you? You're a pathetic narcissistic son of a bitch, and I find it disgusting that you've got the audacity to tell me that I'm not funny. Humor is based on perception. What some people find funny, others may find offensive or crude. Everybody has a different opinion in regards to what is funny, but trying to dictate what is and what isn't is simply idiotic.

Go die in a hole, you scumbag.

just kidding i love u xx

@Mesa: Dude, even if I miraculously managed to win this election, I would've given you the admin spot. I was only in this for shits and I'm surprised I made it this far. :')

ily pal

:~)

When will people learn that Jarrett Calloway is my actual name...

Jarrett wrote:

When will people learn that Jarrett Calloway is my actual name...

Don't worry, I've always known

Carret Jalloway wrote:

Jarrett wrote:

When will people learn that Jarrett Calloway is my actual name...

Don't worry, I've always known

Not.

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Carret Jalloway wrote:

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Next time you're on, I'm goi g to teach you about timezones and about how yours is half a day ahead of mine.

Jarrett wrote:

Carret Jalloway wrote:

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Next time you're on, I'm goi g to teach you about timezones and about how yours is half a day ahead of mine.

It was only 2am for you when I posted this. Pussy.

Carret Jalloway wrote:

Jarrett wrote:

Carret Jalloway wrote:

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Next time you're on, I'm goi g to teach you about timezones and about how yours is half a day ahead of mine.

It was only 2am for you when I posted this. Pussy.

Yeah, in California. Try 5.