Rebooking WWF 2001 >< Dan & Granger

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As the show comes on air you see The Game, Triple H, arrive at the arena walking through the back with a scowl on his face and being followed by his wife, Stephanie McMahon. Triple H pushes all types of people trying to talk to him out of his way as he walks as on a mission and as he walks around the corner he bumps into the one person that he did not want to see and that man is Stone Cold Steve Austin. Triple H looks angry as Stone Cold stares at him straight in the eyes then looks down at himself where he was just bumped into and just snickers.

Stone Cold: Hunter, it's good seeing you but not in this fashion so i think i will give you about three damn seconds to say sorry because I am not in the mood to get pissed off.

Triple H: You trying to threaten me Austin? Do you not know who I am! I am this business! I am in the McMahon family you dumb son of a bitch so I think it is best you turn back the other direction and get out of my damn face, now you got that!

Stone Cold rubs his chin and smirks before getting closer in Triple H's face and put his hand to his ear.

Stone Cold: What was that Hunter? You wanna repeat that because I think I am being really long with these seconds and it is a cold day in hell when I am letting you test my patience so what was that?

Triple H: I think you heard me loud and cl....

Vince McMahon: Steve... Hunter I think it is best that both of you go in your own seperate directions because you both have big matches tonight and oh Hunter... you may of married my daughter but you didn't marry me so I am still the dominate man in this family so before you go around calling yourself a McMahon go earn it and Steve... I will talk to you later.

Vince walks off with both HHH and Stone Cold watching him walk away.

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Howard Finkle: The following contest is for the WWF Women's championship and introducing first from Londonberry, New Hampshire



Howard Finkle: And introducing next being accompanied by Steven Richards, she is the WWF Women's champion from Seattle Washington this is Ivory

The match starts with the women going to tie up but Steven Richards jumps up on the apron and calls "time out" he ushers Ivory over to him and whispers something in her ear and she nods her head and we are officially ready for the match to begin. Ivory extends her hand for Chyna to shake but she isn't falling for that shit and she nails her with a vicious clothesline. Ivory rolls out of the ring and Stevie conforts her as Chyna gets out of the ring to get Ivory, Richards runs away to the other side of the ring and Chyna grabs Ivory and slams her head into the mat and then tosses her into the ring and follows up with getting in behind her as Ivory is getting up Chyna goes for a double underhook facebuster but Ivory tries to get out and she stumbles back into the ref and knocks him out "of coarse" and then Chyna still winds up delivering the finisher and then pins her ... ............. Nothing the ref is knocked out then BAM, Chyna is hit with a steel chair by Steven Richards who places Ivory on the downed Chyna and then shakes the ref till he comes to 1.....2.....3

Howard Finkle: Here is your winner and still the WWF Women's Champion... Ivory!

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The match is over and cameras cut to backstage where Mr.McMahon is in his office watching the show from his fancy television whenever Drew Carey walks into the room with a great big smile on his face. Vince stands up and greets Drew with a smile on his face and a handshake.

Drew Carey: Mr.McMahon, it is such a great honor to be here tonight I can not think you enough for giving me access tonight.

Vince McMahon: Don't thank me Drew you should be thanking yourself because you have a great, very great honor tonight!

Drew looks confused at Vince's statement

Vince McMahon: because let me keep this short and sweet... there is an opening in the Royal Rumble tonight and you have the spot!

Drew Carey: Wait Vince, I am not a wrestler... I can't fight in the Rumble!

Vince McMahon: Well in that case seems you better start training fast now good luck tonight!

Vince smiles and walks off leaving Drew with a worried look on his face.

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The match starts with Edge and D'Von squaring off with each other, the two spin around and Edge locks Dudley into a headlock, D'Von pushes him and Edge bounces off the ropes and comes back with a flying forarm. D'Von falls to the matt and quickly pops right back up. D'Von gets knocked down by a quick clothesline and Edge tags in Christian.Christian comes over to D'Von and gets yanked down by his legs. D'Von does a quick standing elbow drop to Christian while he is down. D'Von drags Christian over to the ropes and tags in Bubba, Bubba then quickly goes to stomping on Christian and then taunts Edge. Edge begins to get into the ring and is held by the refs. While he is held D'Von gets into the ring and helps Bubba stomp Christian and right when the ref is turning around D'Von gets out of the ring and stands back on the ring apron. Christian tries crawling over to Edge and is quickly pulled back and gets a elbow dropped into the small of his back. Christian yelps in pain. Edge comes running in and clotheslines Bubba and the ref goes to get him out and then D'Von gets into the ring and the ref turns his attention to D'Von as he thinks that Edge is going out of the ring. Then BAM Edge hits a spear on Bubba. Both men are down and Christian is able to make his way to Edge and tag him in. Edge sets Bubba up for an Electric Chair Drop and hits it 1..2..3

Howard Finkle: And your winners and still WWF Tag Team Champions... Edge and Christian!

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Chris Beniot is seen standing backstage holding onto his title. The fans let out a loud cheer and he smiles as Kevin Kelly walks up.

Kelly: Chris tonight you lock up with Chris Jericho for your title. What are your thoughts going into this intense match?

Chris Benoit: My thoughts? My thoughts are that I'm going to go out there and win. Seriously could you come out with any of a dumber question? I thought you were supposed to be smarter than the people in attendance but apparently not, even one of them can come up with that. Let me ask you a question.

Kelly: Ok?

Chris Benoit: When the hell are you gonna lose that weight? You look like you are trying to impersonate Jim Ross. Do you really think you are going to get laid looking like that tub of lard? You are pathetic and I sure in hell hope that Vince McMahon does the right thing and fires you. Lord knows he hasn't been that great of a person lately, in fact he has only ever done three things right in his life. Have Shane and Stephanie and hire me. Now get the hell out of my way I have a match

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Howard Finkle: Introducing first the current WWF Intercontinental Champion, Chris Benoit!



Howard Finkle: And his challenger, Chris Jericho!

The bell is sounded as the two Chris's stare at each other both wearing large smirks on their faces. The two lock up and the current champion, Benoit takes Jericho down to one knee as the crowd watches in awe wondering what will happen as Jericho whips over Benoit taking him to the ground and locking in an arm-bar trying to get the quick victory and making Benoit tap but it is not time for that just yet as Benoit grabs onto the ropes forcing the hold to break. Benoit and Jericho are stood up and Benoit smiles at Jericho who looks back at him with a cocky grin ready to be the champion once more. Benoit rushes at Jericho who throws Benoit to the turnbuckle with a irish whip. Jericho follows it up with a run into Benoit with a clothesline. The crowd and match is all in Jericho's hand for the moment as Jericho in a rush looks back at Benoit and goes for the lionsault just as Benoit moves out of the way making Jericho crash into the ring. Jericho looks out of breath as Benoit taunts signaling for the cross face and goes for it as Jericho yells and struggles to the ropes. Jericho and Benoit both jump up at the same time and just as they do the lights in the arena go off for a moment.



The crowd goes wild as Jericho and Benoit look at the titantron in a shock and in the crowd you can see the current ECW superstar RVD among the crowd with a smile on his face. Jericho goes to look back at benoit who takes advantage and locks in the crippler crossface and Jericho has nothing else to do but tap out.



Howard Finkle: Here is your winner and STILL Champion, Chris Benoit!

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The Rock Promo

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Howard Finkle: The following match is for the WWF Championship! Introducing first, the WWF Champion... KURT ANGLE!



Howard Finkle: And his challenger, TRIPLE H!

In Kurt Angle's corner is Trish Stratus, in the corner for The Game is his wife Steph. The two competitors stare each other down. Kurt gives a quick glance over to Steph and Triple H runs at him and hits him with a powerful clothesline. The Game begins his attack. He stomps around the head and then starts making his way down the body and begins working on the knee of Angle. He drops a knee on the knee of Kurt Angle and then picks Kurt up and backs him into the turnbuckle and begins hammering away with punches. Triple H then steps back and slams Kurt into the turnbuckle and he falls to the ground. Trish runs over to check on Kurt as Triple H does his fired up pose and then when Kurt gets up Triple H does his patented spinebuster. He goes for a cover 1..2..kickout. Triple H starts slamming Kurt's head into the matt over and over until the ref pulls him off. The Game once again goes for a cover 1..2..kickout. Triple H gets up angered and as he does his Kurt rolls out of the ring. Triple H goes to follow him. As he does this Trish steps in front of Triple H so that he doesn't continue following Kurt Angle, as she does this Stephanie comes running in and tackles her to the ground. Triple H is a little distracted by this and doesn't see Kurt roll underneath the ring. He walks right by where Kurt crawled under and Kurt comes out and clubs Trips from behind. He charges The Game into the barricade as the refs ring out count gets to 4. Kurt then tosses Triple H into the steel stairs where he goes knee first into. Kurt gets Triple H back into the ring and pulls his leg back out and starts dropping elbows down on the knee. He grabs the leg and turns it till Triple H is on his stomach and then drops right down. Triple H screams in pain as the knee is forced to nearly bend in the direction it isn't supposed to. Kurt gets back into the ring and goes for a pin 1..kickout. Kurt then goes for the ankle lock. Triple H is screaming. Stephanie gets into the ring and jumps on Kurt's back to get him to let go of Triple H and it works. Kurt then sizes up Stephanie and nails her with an Olympic Slam.



Shane McMahon comes running down to the aid of his sister and jumps at Kurt Angle and attacks him. He starts hammering away on Kurt and Kurt pushes him off into the ref and the ref is knocked out. Then Triple H gets out of the ring and gets his trusty sledgehammer. He goes to slam it into Kurt but Kurt moves and Shane is nailed instead. Trish gets into the ring and delivers a low blow on Triple H then Kurt Angle nails Triple H with a Pedigree. Noticing the ref is still knocked out along with the McMahon family Kurt takes the sledgehammer and begins hammering away on the knee of the Game. As the ref begins to come to Kurt pins Triple H 1...2...3

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Triple H is seen backstage with a angry scowl as he is destructive and attacking everything in his path on his way towards the back not being followed by Stephanie. He grabs a sledgehammer from beside him and keeps on walking as it cuts to the Main Event of tonight.

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The Royal Rumble has begun as the two first men in the match look above them at the Wrestlemania 17 banner both wanting that more than anything. Bull runs in just like his name states going to ground Hardy who jumps over a spear sending Bull to the corner. Hardy looks behind his back and goes to hurry his offense running and using the ropes to dropkick Bull over the top rope but lucky enough for Bull he is able to keep himself in the ring in a first exciting moment. Jeff looks at Bull and then the ropes as he runs in for a baseball slide to eliminate Bull but he moves out of the way in time as hardy scurries back into the ring as the crowd begins chanting. 10... Bull goes for an elbow but Hardy kicks him in the midsection and 3.... the two in the ring stop to see who is next to come... 1....



Matt Hardy runs out as Jeff Hardy gets a large smile on his face and goes right back on the assault of Bull Buchanan who now knows he is against odds without his Right To Censor members. Matt Hardy slides into the ring and goes right on the attack alongside his brother who makes easy pickings of Bull. Matt irish whips him to the corner and gets into position as Jeff runs and delivers the poetry in motion and follows it up by a twist of fate via Matt Hardy. The crowd goes wild as from the top rope comes Jeff Hardy with his swantom bomb... 7... the clock counts down as Matt and Jeff Hardy get the big Bull to his feet and jointly eliminate him with a clothesline just as the bell is sounded for the next guy.



The next man is out as the brothers look at each other and shake their heads towards each other and awaits Faarooq who hustles down the ramp. As he gets in the ring he is met by a double team assault by The Hardy Boys. Jeff pulls open his legs and lands a leg drop right in his groin. The brothers lift him up and at the same time deliver standing dropkicks which sends Faarooq over the top rope and already out of this match. The brothers look at the crowd, then at the sign, then back at each other as the crowd goes wild for this moment then BAM! Matt strikes Jeff and the battle of brothers has begun. Matt tries to keep control of this fast paced fight as Jeff gets and arm-bar take down on Matt and uses it to his advantage going in for a dropkick to the ground Matt Hardy when once again the clock is beeping down. Jeff and Matt both in their current positions look towards the board and....



The Hardys look at each other with a snicker as down comes Drew Carey with a smile on his face and clapping hands with the fans. Drew pauses before getting in the ring as he looks at Matt and Jeff Hardy who shake their heads and offer Drew a hand into the ring and Drew takes their offer. The three stand in the ring and Matt and Jeff pat Drew on the back and tell him to take a corner as Jeff takes the shot this time by nailing Matt with an uppercut and the brother battle is back in action while the crowd chants "DREW! DREW!" Matt gets back in control with a kick to the midsection but as he goes for the twist of fate it is reversed into a push into the turnbuckle... 8... 7... The Hardys out of breath turn to the titantron to see who is next as Drew continues to smile for the moment.



The theme music is played and a look of complete fear takes over Drew Carey who scurries behind the Hardy"s for safety who stand together and look at the monster heading their way. Kane enters the ring to be attacked by Jeff and Matt Hardy who are quickly powered away from him and then Kane turns his attention to Drew Carey who's eyes pop out of his head but in the safe comes Jeff with a dropkick to the knee of Kane. Kane falls a little bit as Matt and Jeff back him into the corner and both get on a side of the turnbuckles and beat down on him... Drew Carey runs in suddenly and dumps out Matt Hardy over the top rope but Jeff catches himself somehow... Kane looks at Drew Carey and begins to prey towards him... 7... Drew runs out of the ring and past Matt Hardy for safety!



Out next is the current Hardcore champion who leads his buggy full of weapons to the ring as Kane stares at him not even noticing Jeff Hardy trying to retain himself in the corner. raven begins throwing his toys into the ring not showing fear for Kane which is shocking. Raven grabs him a trashcan and heads in at Kane who simply lays out Raven with a big boot right through the steel garbage can. Kane goes on the attack as behind him is Jeff Hardy with a steel pipe in hand. Jeff attacks Kane from behind then Raven as the crowd is behind the first entrant to this match, Jeff Hardy. Kane looks in shock as he gets back up and looks at Jeff Hardy who goes to wing once again with his pipe... 9... Kane grabs the pipe so Jeff Hardy has nothing else to do but kick the same knee of Kanes.



Out runs Al Snow like an idiot who slides into the ring with "Head" in hand and begins to use head to attack Kane who stands their like nothing is even hitting him. Al looks at Kane in a shocka nd worry as he drops down and scurries to Raven and begins to attack him instead of Kane who turns around right into another battle with Jeff Hardy who flies off the top rope taking Kane off his feet for the first time in this match. Jeff looks for the other for help who go to help attack Kane but Kane is having none of it as he out powers three men and goes on the assault. Raven runs at him and is tossed out of the ring like a rag doll as the other two watch and hear the crowd chant and they beg it is somebody who can help them out...



Jeff looks like "oh great" as he goes for the attack on Kane for himself and gets a few hits in on Kane before getting a sudden chokeslam and simply laid out... it is Ravens turn who grabs a fake tree from the ring and rushes at Kane who grabs him by the throat. In comes Perry who is grabbed by Kane as well and a double chokeslam to Saturn and Raven as Kane looks to be the most dominate man in the match but Jeff Hardy be the longest still in the ring. Kane picks up Perry Saturn and chokeslams him out of the ring then he makes his way to Jeff Hardy who plays possum by jumping up and getting off a surprise twist of fate causing the crowd to go wild! 6... Jeff Hardy and Al Snow look to the titantron.



Steve Blackman runs out to greet his former tag team partner Al Snow in the ring. A attacks Jeff who fights back with all he has. Steve slides in the ring ignoring Snow and Hardy and tries to take advantage of what was created by Hardy and stalking the monster who slowly raises to his feet. As he does Steve goes full force on him with the shop and kicks which made Blackman famous in the game. Al Snow sees Steve call for help and rushes over after using head to nail Hardy in the back of the head. Kane gets to his feet and grabs a kick of Blackman throwing him back and then at Al Snow and kicks him clear out of the ring as you can tell Kane is angry. 4... Kane goes back on assault of Steve Blackman.



Running full force from the back comes Grand Masta Sexay who claps his entire trip to the ring getting a good pop from the crowd. He slides in and goes to attack on Jeff Hardy who seems to be easy pickings. Jeff is pulled to his feet by Sexay and then the two begin to battle back and forth as in the side of the ring you can see Kane chokeslam yet another man in Steve Blackman out of the ring and to the mat below. Kane turns to the two on the other side of the ring who both look at him at the same time. They seem to be talking then turn to face Kane as he comes near them then in a change of events Jeff pushes Sexay into the beat who slaughters him like a pig and then is met by Jeff Hardy flying through the air which takes Kane towards the ropes. 6... Jeff Hardy has the crowd behind him!



The Honky Tonk Man comes running out to a loud pop from the crowd as he rushes to the ring where Jeff Hardy has been took down by Kane and now Kane is the only man standing tall in the ring and Honky looks alarmed as he slides in and looks eye to eye with Kane. He begins to shake his hips to get Kane on his side but not gonna work as Kane nails him with an uppercut and sends him already flying out of the ring and then shortly after that there goes Grand Masta Sexay! Kane looks dominate as Jeff Hardy and Kane stand man to man eye to eye the longest versus the most dominate. The tow go at it not paying any attention to the timer. Kane nails Jeff hardy with a bad landing big boot which looks as it broke Jeff neck as Jeff goes rolling out of the ring on impact and Kane is dominate when...



The crowd goes wild as out from the back runs The Rock who runs straight into the ring and takes down Kane with a powerful spinebuster! The crowd are going wild as Jeff Hardy tries his best to get back into the ring and continue, The Rock awaits Kane to get back to his feet and as he does he rushes to him in stance for The Rock Bottom but not just yet as Kane elbows The Great One in the side of the face breaking the hold and grasps the neck of Rocky who kicks him in the midsection to release the grip and follows up with a set of right hands which knocks Kane off his feet in the middle of the ring! The crowd yell and The Rock answers as he stands over him... throws off his elbow pad and goes running across the ring but as he makes his way across the ring, Jeff Hardy appears kicking him in the midsection and using all of his energy in a devastating Twist of Fate.



In runs The Goodfather ready to avenge his fellow teammate and take out Jeff Hardy who looks out of it... the three men are all down as Goodfather enters the ring ready for a fight. The crowd boos him as he taunts. Suddenly, The Rock hops up and Kane leans up and they both look at The Goodfather. The Rock goes to work first with his punches as Kane gets him on his trip around and delivers a major chokeslam to him followed up by the people's elbow! Jeff Hardy moves around a little in his corner as the two bigger superstars quickly take out the trash as another man is about to enter the ring.



Tazz walks out with his rag over his head as he struts his way down to the ring with Kane's eyes all on him from a incident backstage prior to the show. Tazz climbs into the ring and is attacked by kane with all of Kane's rage filling him in his attack he makes easy work of Tazz who promised to make ane look bad tonight but Tazz is sent flying out of the ring with a chokeslam. The Rock sits in his corner watching the assualt and as it is finished The Rock claps then gives the "Just Bring It" sign to Kane and the two go right back at it. The Rock is in control of Kane but half the crowd is still major behind Kane!



Bradshaw is out next as the crowd watches in the ring where Kane and The Rock are fighting to hard to see Jeff Hardy climb the turnbuckle and then he soars through the air landing on both The Rock and Kane and pops right back up with himself refreshed after that twist of fate earlier. Bradshaw enters the ring and as Jeff Hardy runs at him... Bradshaw turns it on him and delivers the clothesline from hell taking Jeff Hardy out for a nap. Bradshaw goes to pick up hardy and toss him over but Jeff still tries to put up a fight grabbing onto the bottom rope after being tossed over the top rope. Jeff is not letting go so Bradshaw just gives up and goes to the other side of the ring where Kane is stomping down the Rock in his reign of terror in this match. Kane whips his hair back and looks at Bradshaw who stands his ground.



Albert comes running full force to the ring and as he slides in he big boots Bradshaw then goes to big boot Kane and as he turns Kane just stands still and shakes his head no towards Albert who goes for it anyways but Kane dodges and Albert goes forward right into The Rock Bottom! The Rock popped up out of nowhere with his finisher which lays out Albert. The Rock is on fire and you can see it in his eyes as Kane turns around expecting Albert and gets an Rock Bottom! The crowd are on their feet as The Rock sees Jeff Hardy trying to get some rest leaning on the ropes and with a clothesline the first entrant is finally eliminated! 3.. The Rock goes to work on Bradshaw who stands up when BEEP!



To the ring runs the Alabama man Hardcore Holly who runs in right to helping The Rock fight Bradshaw. The two throw Bradshaw to the corner and The Rock pats Holly on the back and tells him to go for it and The Rock crosses the ring to fight Kane who has been standing his ground with Albert. Albert stands in the corner and just lets everybody else fight. The crowd has all eyes on The Rock and Kane who battle against the ropes trying to eliminate each other. Bradshaw gets Holly against the turnbuckle and goes to work on punishing his midsection as Albert makes his way to the brawl. Bradshaw tries to get Holly over the ropes but is struggling as the countdown begins and Albert helps Bradshaw in trying to eliminate Holly.



Next out comes K-Kwik running to the ring and he comes to the rescue of Hardcore Holly due to his own problems with Albert who is now fighting with kwik who takes advantage of the bigger man due to his quick nature. The Rock and Kane are still beating the hell out of each other in the middle of the ring taking the attention of the crowd to them as suddenly Kane irish whips The Rock towards on of the miniature fights and The Rock tres to stop himself with the only way possible which is taking out Bradshaw in his way. Holly attacks Kane while The Rock clotheslines bradshaw, The clock counts down as Kane takes control of Holly with a big boot.



Only 10 more entrants are left as out runs number 20, Val Venis. val heads in the ring and goes on his attack towards K-Kwik who stands for everything that the Right To Censor are against. Val and Albert team up for the moment with the attack on K-Kwik who tries to fight back the two men but is having a struggle at that. The Rock is in control of Bradshaw who puts up a good fight but The Rock is just too good for the tough texan. Holly is somehow in control of Kane for the moment but quickly Kane is back in control of Holly. Kane chokes Holly pushing him against the rope 5... The Rock sees the attack on Holly and strikes Kane to save an friend and backs Kane to the corner as the next guy is out...



Out runs the commissioner William Regal who is loudly booed by the crowd but he does not care as he runs in the ring and just jumps in the first fight he sees which happens to be with hardcore Holly. Bradshaw crosses the ring and grabs Val Venis from the double team on K-Kwik and then hits Albert int he back of the head with his forearm. The Rock and Kane are still going at it and you can tell they are losing eneergy but are still going at it. The Rock takes coontrol with a out of nowhere spinebuster using his enrgy to take down Kane and now both men lay on the ring as the rest of the guys fight hard in the ring and Bradshaw nails Val Venis with the clothesline from hell.



Then out next comes Text! The big man runs to the ring with a smile on his face as in a shock he goes on the assualt of Kane who tries to make his way up. Testa nd Albert pick up Kane in a joint effort but it seems as that was a bad idea as you see Kanes eyes widen and in a sudden spree Kane takes out Test and Albert with big chokeslames then begins in every which direction eliminating Val Venis, Hardcore Holly, William Regal, K-Kwik, and Bradshaw. The crowd goes wild as Kane stands tall in the ring as at that moment The Rock hops up and the two men look at each other, Test, Albert, then the countdown...



The crowd begins to boo loud for the largest man now in this match as The Rock and Kane both turn to look at him as he makes his way to the ring. Test and Albert are both back to their feet ready to attack as they do assaulting The Rock and Kane from behind causing The Big Show to rush to the ring and help the two large men. The Big Show joins the match and begins to yell out direction to test and Albert who look at each other and laugh going to attack The Big Show who snickers as well and nails Test with a big right hand and then follows it up by choke slamming Albert and then taunting real big! The Big Show turns to the crowd in a taunt but as he turns around... CLOTHESLINE! But no! Kane tries to clothesline The Big Show but Kane is givena chokeslam by The Big Show!



The crowd jumps up as they can not believe what they are hearing as Crash Holly begins walking out by Rob van Dam's music is playign and out runs RVD with a chari hitting Crash with it! RVD runs to the ring as an ECW superstar is join the WWF Royal Rumble! Everybody goes to work on RVD but with his chair in hand he is dangerous taking out Albert with the chair all the way out of the ring! RVD looks every which way nailing Kane but as he turns to The Rock he is met with a weapon from Rave earlier and The Rock goes to work on the ECW star. kane uses the ropes to get up and out of his frustration kicks Test all the way out of the ring then turns to The Big Show and the two monsters stand over each other. As the two start fighting, kane and Show have one sides attention as Rob Van Dam and The Rock have the other... 1!



The crowd goes wild as the fighting in the ring just stops and The Undertakers motorcycle comes flying down the ramp and around the ring as the eyes in the ring watches him go around. The Undertaker makes his way into the ring and goes to help his brother with the attack on The Big Show. The Brothers of Destruction take down The Big Show easily until Rob Van Dam comes out of nowhere trying to escape The Rock and goes to attack The Undertaker for some idiotic reason. The Rock just shrugs and allows RVD to fight Taker and then goes to even the odds and striking both The Big Show and Kane. the fighting goes back and forth as the countdown begins once more and the ring is about to get to even numbers again. The countdown goes down as the Rock gets The Rock Bottom on The Big Show!



The always energetic Scotty 2 Hotty makes his way out to the ring full force but with worries on his face looking at the men in the ring but in good news The Rock and Kane get The Big Show to his feet and BAM! Kane chokeslams The Big Show all the way out of the ring and as The Big Show goes out he looks furious! But he hit is head and can not get back to his feet! RVD and The Undertaker go back and forth as RVD tries to get his kicks to weaken a tough undertaker... Scotty 2 Hotty slowly slides into the ring trying to hide from everybody but not so lucky as while he is focusing on RVD and Undertaker he turns into a big boot from Kane already eliminating him from the match! RVD gets in control of Taker and uses a spinning wheel kick to take taker to the mat then a high knee drop to stun him for a moment as RVD goes up to the top rope 2... 1...



The crowd goes wild as even Rob Van Dam gets off the top rope and Stone Cold Steve Austin makes his way to the ring and as he enters he gives RVD the bird and goes right on the attack getting cheered for his efforts! Stone Cold Stunner to RVD... he turns around and Stunner to Undertaker! Stunner to Kane! The crowd goes wild and then as Stone Cold turns around he meets eyes to eyes with The Rock! The crowd pops like nobody else at this as Austin smiles and talks shit before flipping The Rock off and The Rock gives him the just bring it sign and the two begin to exchange blows back and forth neither one taking control of the match but The Undertaker is not pleased as he makes his way over and nails Stone Cold with a right hand taking him from The Rock who is attacked by Kane! Rob Van Dam sits in the corner and taunts before hopping across the ring to hit The Rock. 3... The Big Show creeps in the side of the ring.



Billy Gunn runs out to the ring full speed as The Big Show grabs Kane and begins to beat him down even after elimination! The Big Show throws out Kane the man who has lasted longer than anybody else in the match and follows him out of the ring and goes on with his attack. The Rock and RVD go back and forth as Billy Gunn runs into the ring and tries to get on the good side of The Rock by helping him out with his fight with RVD but the Rock shoes he has no care for Billy Gunn by hitting him and then following it up by quickly eliminating "The One" Billy Gunn from the royal rumble and going back to his assault on RVD.



The meter hits 0 and out runs Haku as there is now only one more man in the back who is lucky number 30, Rikishi! Haku runs to the ring ready to fight and as he slides in he goes to fight with Austin and The Undertaker who are going back and forth in the corner. Haku uses his head butts on Austin then on Undertaker and the crowd boos him just because he attacked to of their favorites. He screams out but Undertaker is back in his face and with quick jabs backs him up in the corner. Stone Cold runs at them as well as from the crowd comes Triple H?! Triple H has to be careful on his hurt knee after the attack from Angle earlier in the night but he hops the rail with a sledgehammer in hand and as nobody is paying attention he runs in and nails Stone Cold across the skull and runs off in a hurry! 3... 2... The Rock nails RVD with a Rock Bottom!



The theme music of Rikishi plays but their is nobody coming to the ring as this draws everybodys attention to the titantron as the theme cuts off and the 10.. 9... meter comes back on and slowly reaches 0!



Nobody can believe their ears as from the back comes the current WCW Champion... BOOKER T! Booker runs to the ring and is jumped by all the WWE guys but RVD is there to help as RVD nails The Rock with a chair trying to break the assault on Booker. Booker stands his ground with The Undertaker and Stone Cold is barely even moving in the middle of the ring. The crowd has all eyes attached to the ring as the final 5 men who are Stone Cold... The Rock... Rob Van Dam... The Undertaker... and Booker T, go at it in the ring. Booker T kicks The Undertaker in the mid-section and nails him with the scissors kick taking out The Undertaker and Booker callas for RVD who has down The Rock and the two go to pick up Stone Cold Steve Austin who somehow puts up a fight and gives a stunner to Booker then tosses RVD into the ropes sending him across the ring where The Undertaker is leaning on the ropes... missile dropkick! The undertaker is eliminated and now all four men are standing in a corner... ECW star Rob Van Dam.... WCW Champion Booker T... The Rock... and Stone Cold Steve Austin!

The four go at it as The Rock and Booker T go at it and so does RVD and Stone Cold. Stone Cold tries his best to fight through the attack by Triple H which has left him with his head busted open. RVD goes for an irish whip to Austin but he reverses it into a irish whip of his own tossing Rob to the corner and Stone Cold begins to fill his whole body up with lefts and rights. RVD falls and Stone Cold just goes on with stomping him into a mudhole! The Rock is in control as well of Booker T for the moment backing him up to the ropes! Booker stops a fist and turns the game around on The Rock and nails him with a flying cross body just as he sees RVD get eliminated by a hard Stone Cold Stunner! Booker runs over and hits Stone Cold in the back of the head the same blow he was hit with earlier by Triple H! Booker picks up Stone Cold and tries to get him over the top rope but The Rock comes running to the rescue just in time and backs Booker T against the ropes! Stone Cold looking made as ever and delusional comes running at The Rock who has no choice but to fight him back. The Rock and Austin exchange blows and then suddenly The Rock nails The Rock Bottom!

The Rock goes to follow it up with The People's Elbow but Booker is ready as he nails The Rock with a scissors kick out of nowhere. Booker has a plan as he pushes the Rock to the side and grabs up Stone Cold and pulls him to the ropes and tries to get him over the top rope but somehow Stone Cold is still going! He nails Booker with a right then a left but Booker does the same. The Rock kicks up and runs at the battle and Booker T moves out of the way and on accident The Rock eliminates Stone Cold! The Rock looks at Stone Cold with a wild eyed shocked face as he turns in time to dodge a hit from Booker T and instead nailing him with the Rock Bottom! He finally has a chance to get it as he tosses off his other elbow pad and PEOPLE'S ELBOW! The Rock lifts up Booker T and over the top rope he goes as the bell is sounded and we have a winner!



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WWF Women's Championship, Chris Benoit Promo, WWF Tag Team Championship, and WWF Championship written by Dan

Opening Segment, Drew Carey meets Vince, IC title, Royal Rumble written by Granger