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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:28 am


25/3/12




WELCOME TO PATH TO POWER
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The show opens with…SCOTT GONE IN THE RING!! The fans immediately cheer because he tells them to!! Scott welcomes everyone to the show tonight, making a note that this is the first pay-per-view that him, Warren Peace, and Aidan Steryo have booked since Travis Jones’ sale of the company/resignment/being a total faggot. He lists the matches on the card for tonight: Matt Xtreme vs El Amazo in a grudge match, a non-title Nowhere to Hide match between International Champion Riff Radley and Revolution Champion Alex Nova, where if Radley wins, he will challenge Nova for the Rev’ Title in a Last Man Standing match at a later date; the hopefully conclusion of the war between Dustin Shore and Harry Jones, in a No Holds Barred match where the winner will receive a future World Title opportunity; the hyped World Championship match with Cyrus Black defending against Angel Rodriguez; and last but not least: the Path to Power match, where the winner will receive a World Title opportunity at EFNW’s 4th anniversary show in 2 months. HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THE FANS ARE HYPED AS FUCK!! For the Path to Power rumble royale Surge and Twister Excel will be starting it off, but Scott says that through-out the night in anticipation, wrestlers will be shown arriving, selection their numbers, cutting promos, and all that good shit. Maybe people will even get some teasers of some special guests that will be in the Path to Power match, nobody knows-
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We dont get any entrances because Xtreme and Amazo just begin beating the shit out of each other in the gorilla position, before spilling out on to the stage where Amazo Mexicanranas Xtreme into the giant EFNW statue thing that's on the stage! Xtreme tries fighting back, but Amazo keeps slapping him his head until Xtreme gets so pissed off that he ALAFUCKINGBAMA SLAMS AMAZO OFF THE STAGE AND THROUGH A CONVENIENTLY PLACED TABLE!!!!!!!!!! Xtreme jumps down and goes for the pin, but since the bell hasn't even rung yet the ref doesn't count. Xtreme then gets up and starts calling the ref a bunch of racial slurs, giving Amazo time to recover. Amazo then fucking does some Mexican Parkour moves on the barricade and then HEAD SCISSORS~!!! XTREME INTO THE RING!!!!!!!!!!
MATT XTREME
vs
EL AMAZO
Quote :
The bell then rings 'cause they're both in there and this fucking war officially begins. OH SHIT HIGH KNEE TO AMAZO'S FACE! XTREME THEN SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES ATTEMPTS A FLYING CROSSBODY BUT AMAZO COUNTERS IT INTO AN AFRICAN ARMDRAG!!!!!!! AMAZO THEN GOES TO THE TOP ROPE AND HITS XTREME WITH A GOD DAMN WHEEL KICK!!!!!!!! Amazo then goes to the apron and springboards but Xtreme quickly gets to his feet and SPEARS AMAZO IN MID FUCKING AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Xtreme grabs Amazo by his neck and pulls him to the outside of the ring where he then CORKSCREW NECKBREAKERS AMAZO INTO THE BARRICADE REPEATEDLY!!!!!! BOOM! XTREME SPRINGBOARDS OFF OF THE BARRICADE AND TRIES TO DDT AMAZO, BUT AMAZO COUNTERS IT AND ARMDRAGS HIM STRAIGHT INTO A COUPLE OF CHAIRS!!!!!!!! AMAZO THEN GOES TO THE APRON AND DIVES INTO XTREME WITH A LUCHA LIBRE FLIPPING SENTON OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!! Amazo then grabs a water bottle and attempts to murder Xtreme with it but the ref takes it from him and says that he'll DQ Amazo if he uses an illegal object. Amazo then makes a Nova face at the ref before XTREME COMES FROM BEHIND AND BACKSTABS AMAZO!!!!!!!!!!!! XTREME BEGINS TAUNTING THE CROWD, GIVING TIME FOR AMAZO TO GET UP AND POISONRANA XREME INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amazo then waits for Xtreme to get up and then SPEARS HIM THROUGH BOTH THE STEEL STEPS AND THE FUCKING BARRICADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMAZO JUST GOES FUCKING INSANE AND UNLOADS A SHIT LOAD OF PUNCHES AND HEADBUTTS ON XTREME!!!!!!!!!!! AMAZO THEN PULLS HIM TO HIS FEET AND GOES FOR THE AMAZO-PLEX, BUT XTREME POKES HIM IN HIS EYES!!!!!!! AMAZO THEN ROUNDHOUSE KICKS XTREME IN HIS FACE!!!!!!!! AMAZO THEN SPRINGOBOARDS OFF THE BARRICADE AND ATTEMPTS SOME SUPER AWESOME HIGH FLYING MOVE OF DEATH, BUT XTREME QUICKLY GRABS A CHAIR AND SMASHES IT ACCROSS AMAZO'S HEAD MID-FLIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE REF HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO DQ XTREME, BUT THAT WONT STOP THIS INSANE FUCKING WAR.

XTREME THEN PICKS UP XTREME AND GOES FOR A BRAINBUSTER, BUT AMAZO COUNTERS AND BACKFISTS HIM OVER THE BARRICADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMAZO THEN RUNS AT XTREME, ONLY FOR XTREME TO DEADLIFT HIM INTO THE AIR AND POWERBOMB HIM ON THE FUCKING APRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY A BUNCH OF REFS COME OUT AND STOPS THIS MADNESS FROM GOING ON ANY FURTHER AS THE SHOW GOES TO SOME RANDOM EFNW COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[0:25/3:00]


LUCKY NUMBERS?
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Several wrestlers are backstage in front of a table with a rolling cage full of balls in it. In the front of the line, however, are the EFNW Tag Team Champions, William Davis and Coty Weston, as well as the Television Champion, Omega, so fuck the rest of the guys. Weston gets his number first…EIGHT!! He looks somewhat disappointed, but steps away. Davis then draws his number…FOURTEEN!! Weston and Davis look at each-other, with Coty promising to hold out long enough so that they can win the match as a team. Next up, Omega, who shakes the cage himself before ripping out a number…FIFTEEN!! Omega and Davis exchange looks…

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DON’T FORGET ABOUT PSYCHOPHOENIX
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Backstage we have…VIXEN’S CHAMPION NOELEEN PHOENIX AND PSYCHOFACE!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! Psychoface looks awesome in the background while Noeleen talks about becoming the most dominant woman in all of wrestling! She doesn’t need a woman’s division to compete in, she can take on the guys! She makes a point of mentioning the Path to Power match, and how she’s gonna do awesome stuff in it, even though she has boobs! She promises to surprise everyone tonight, and to continue surprising everyone on her and Psychoface’s chase for the EFNW Tag Titles!! Psychoface steps in – SHUT UP, CRIME!!
[0:30/3:00]


DUSTIN SHORE’S PLANS
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Dustin Shore is shown backstage, in fighting clothes, whatever that is, but he looks BADASS AS FUCK!! He promises Harry Jones that tonight, Harry’s harassment of him ends after he beats the shit out of Harry once and for all. Seriously, he may murder Harry for all he knows, he just wants Harry to stop being such a piece of shit. He then acknowledges the GIANT CONTAINER UNDER A BLACK TARP behind him. Dustin’s got good news, and he’s got bad news: the good news is that the container is gonna help him a lot in the match, the bad news is for Harry Jones, since he’s gonna kick his ass some more with the surprises in the container. Seriously, though, he’s gonna beat the shit out of Harry, and possibly rape and murder him. Like, we’ve never seen this Dustin Shore before. It’s like he’s a great white shark or some shit, just wanting to kill people and what-not.
[0:35/3:00]


Non-title
Nowhere to Hide match

ALEX NOVA
vs
RIFF RADLEY

*If Riff wins, he faces Nova in a Last Man Standing match for the Revolution Championship
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Boom. Nova pokes Riff in his eyes right away, but the ref spins him around and begins scolding him. Nova's like "OH SHIT, I FORGOT THE STIPULATION ABOUT HOW THERE ARE REFS EVERYWHERE AND CAN SEE MY EVERY MOVE. That's really gay." Riff then uses this little distraction to BACKDROP Nova head first into the middle rope! Nova then grabs Riff by his throat and attempts to choke him but one of the refs grabs his arm and pulls him away from Riff. Nova is like "GOD DAMN IT HOW CAN I WRESTLE IN THESE CONDITIONS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" and Riff then comes from behind and rolls him into a SCHOOL BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHAROOOOOM, NOVAKICKSOUTATWONIGGAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Riff then pulls Nova to his feet and hits with with THREE CONSECUTIVE SUPLEXES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOVA TRIES KICKING RIFF IN HIS BALLS, BUT ONE OF THE REFS GRABS NOVA'S FOOT JUST IN TIME!!! RIFF THEN KICKS NOVA'S OTHER LEG WHICH CAUSES HIM TO FALL BACKWARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIFF BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND GOES FOR AN ELBOW DROP, BUT NOVA ROLLS OUT THE WAY AND DROPKICKS RIFF IN HIS KNEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOVA THEN FLIPS RIFF OVER WITH A GOD DAMN SUNSET FLIP WITH HIS FEET ON THE ROPES FOR LEVERAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OBVIOUSLY THE REF SEES IT THOUGH AND SHOVES NOVA INTO THE CORENR WHILE YELLING AT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIFF THEN COMES BEHIND AND HITS NOVA WITH A BRIDGING SUPLEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!! RIFF FUCKINGS WINS AND NOW HE GETS A TITLE SHOT AGAINST NOVA FOR HIS REVOLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTION TITLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[0:45/3:00]


IT’S A MYSTERY!!
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There are several shots of various people walking into the building from different entrances. One shows a pair of legs in skinny jeans with checkered Converse, another is a torso of a man wearing a Kony 2012 shirt with the slogan “Better than Obama or Romney”, and then there are 2 separate men in suits – one of them is in white with a blue dress shirt, the other in black with a red dress shirt.
[0:46/3:00]


LUCKIER NUMBERS?
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More wrestlers are backstage choosing their numbers. In front of the line now are Psychoface, and his tag team partner, EFNW Vixens Champion Noeleen Phoenix, as well as some punk faggo- oh, wait, that’s Casey Anomaly. Psychoface draws first…EIGHTEEN!! Hell yea, legal age! And Psychoface is all about legal things, ‘cause he wants justice! Noeleen draws second…TEN!! Ten? Ten! Oh, shit! Noeleen pouts as Psychoface pats her on the back while Casey shrugs and draws…TWENTY-ONE!! Hell yea! FADE~!! FADING OUT!! FFFAAADDDEEE!!
[0:49/3:00]


CYRUS BLACK IS AN ULTIMATE BADASS
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There is a quick shot of Cyrus motherfucking Black meditating in the locker room, with the EFNW World Title in his lap, ready to kick Angel’s stupid head in.
[0:50/3:00]


HARRY JONES BORES PEOPLE
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Harry Jones is in the ring before Dustin, and acknowledges that their match is up next, but he’d like to say some words: toaster, waffles, English muffin, and other breakfast items. The fans are like ‘WTF’ but the smark faggots are eating this shit up. THEY’RE EATING IT UP!! You can almost see Harry getting an erection from this shit, that sick fuck. So, he continues, with this rambling and incoherent promos that contradicts itself and makes Harry to look more retarded and hypocritical than he already is. Really, I understand why Dustin wants to kick Harry’s ass, everyone wants to kick Harry’s ass! Look at his big stupid 12 year-old face. I think he’s saying something about terrorism right now, I don’t really care. Finally, Harry finishes verbally murdering the enjoyment of everyone except the smark faggots and calls out Dustin Shore…
[0:55/3:00]



#1 Contendership to the EFNW World Heavyweight Championship
No Holds Barred

DUSTIN SHORE
vs
HARRY JONES
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Dustin's music hits and he comes out on to the stage, pulling a small aqarium filled with various ocean lifeforms and a bunch of assorted weapons. Harry comes running up the ramp looking for a fight, but Shore reaches into the aquarium and pulls out a small octopus, which he then launches right into Harry's face. Harry immedietly begins to panic while attempting to get the deadly sea monster off of his face. Shore then reaches into the aquarium once again and pulls out a Kendo Stick, that despite being bigger than the aquarium itself somehow fit in there, and smashes it right in Harry's stomach. Harry finally pulls the squid off of his face, revealing his face to be entirely covered with ink. Harry attempts to punch Shore in his face, but Shore dodges it and Harry fist goes straight through the aquarium. Harry pulls his head out quickly as red water comes pouring out of the hole. And since Shore only uses the finest salt water that the Ocean has to offer Harry's open wounds begin hurting like a beach. The ink that's all over his face then starts dripping the wounds, making Harry scream like a 12 year old girl. Shore then decides that he's had enough entertainment for now, and then YAKUZA KICKS Harry straight in his inky face, which now has a footprint on it from Shore's boot. Shore then uses this time wisely and begins helping his various fish friends by putting them back into the aquariam while simultaneously using one of Harry's boots to plug the hole. He then begins pushing the aquarium from behind and runs Harry over with it, before turning it around and running him over again. He then repeats like three more times, only stopping due to his fish friends getting sick from all the rumbling and bumbling. He then grabs Harry by his girly Australian hair and shoves his head into the Aquarium, where Shore's pet piranhas start going to town on his face. The salt water then begins entering his wounds, causing his face to inflate like a hot air balloon filled with scolding hot water. Shore then rolls Harry into the ring and goes for the Shore Leave but Harry uses the blood filled ink that was on his face and flicks it in Shore's eyes. Shore then drops Harry to his feet and stumbles back, and Harry goes for the HKO, but Shore is just too god damn awesome and lifts him into a Firemans Carry position. He then goes over to the ropes and TOSSES HARRY TO THE OUTSIDE AND INTO THE GOD DAMN AQUARIUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Harry's wounds begin to burn once again and this time he gets the fuck out as fast as possible. Doesn't really make a difference though, cause Shore comes from behind and STABS HARRY IN HIS LEG WITH A FUCKING SWORDFISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HARRY THEN SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL ONCE AGAIN WHILE PULLING THE SWORDFISH OUT OF HIS LEG AND THEN STUMBLES INTO SHORE, WHO THEN POWERSLAMS HIM INTO THE FUCKING BARRICADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHORE THEN TOSSES HARRY BACK INTO THE RING WHERE HE STICKS A LOBSTER DOWN HARRY'S TIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLOOD STARTS RUNNING DOWN HARRY'S LEGS AS HE SPAZZES OUT AND ABOUT INSIDE THE RING, AND THEN SHORE TURNS HIM AROUND AND HITS HIM WITH THE FUCKING SHORE LEAVE ON TOP OF A PUFFER FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHORE THEN PULLS THE PUFFER FISH OUT FROM UNDER HARRY AND STICKS IN HIS MOUTH WHILE PINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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FUCKING 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHORE WINS, SHORE WINS, SHORE FUCKING WINS FOR THE OCEAN LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[1:15/3:00]


TWISTER EXCEL IS GONNA BE A CHAMPION
Quote :
Twister is in the parking lot, smoking as the camera gets up to him. He then proceeds to cut this sick promo about how even though he’s had to deal with all this bullshit his entire career, how no one ever believed in him, how he was never THE man, that he will be THE man after he wins the Path to Power and then goes on to wrestle Cyrus for the World Title. It doesn’t matter if he’s starting it out, or even if he has to fight Surge in the beginning, because those factors will just make the fact that he won GREATER than it already will be. Twister isn’t a hateful person, but he says that he’s through trying to please everyone, because for him to have tried it so long and not receive anything back is bullshit! He’s not going to risk becoming the next Harry Jones or Jake Lyndon or any of those scrubs, he’s gonna be someone! He doesn’t need politics or friends, because from now on, it’s Twister for Twister! Eat a dick, sucka! Twister flicks his cigarette at the camera to finish the promo.
[1:20/3:00]


NEVILLE RYAN IS A FRANCHISE
Quote :
The camera goes to the merchandise stands, where we see NEVILLE RYAN!! Neville is selling shirts like hot-cakes during the great depression, and signing away so fast that it looks like he’s gonna light a fire with the pen! The fans are all over him! But Neville’s so amazing that once he notices the camera, he doesn’t stop! He delivers a promo while doing all this promotional work! Why? ‘Cause he’s selling his new line of merch: Neville Ryan – Path to Power winner! And fans are all over it! Fact is, he’s gonna win the Path to Power, and he will add another World Title to his collection!
[1:25/3:00]


CYRUS AND ANGEL SAY STUFF WITH MUSIC
Quote :
Then, a promo video airs featuring the World Champ, Cyrus Black, and his #1 contender for the night, Angel Rodriguez! It recaps their rivalry up ‘til the night, with words from both men. Cyrus says how he’s never let the World Title define him, while pointing out that if Angel were to win it tonight, which he won’t, he will ruin it’s legacy, a legacy Cyrus built. Angel, on the other hand, talks about how he’s finally getting his deserved rematch, and how he DESERVES to be World Champ again. And in case Cyrus ever gets the upper hand, well, he’s got some tricks up his Mexican sleeve…
[1:30/3:00]


EFNW World Heavyweight Championship
CYRUS BLACK (c)
vs
ANGEL RODRIGUEZ
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Right as Cyrus is getting into the ring VICTOR FUCKING ELIAS reaches in and trips him like a fag, before ANGEL RODFUCKINGRIGUEZ comes running over and begins stomping on his leg repeatedly while the ref tries holding him back. Once the ref pulls him away and starts yelling at him, that fag Victor Elias then starts choking Cyrus! Jesus, these guys are total dicks. Angel then goes over and stomps on his leg a few more times, before pulling him into and pinning him. But since this is CYRUS FUCKING BLACK he kicks out before the refs hand even touches the mat. Angel then tries locking in some weird leg submission, but Cyrus quickly reverses it in a Victory Roll type thing, which he then modifies into a GOD DAMN ANKLE LOCK!!!!!!!!! Cyrus is IN THE FUCKING ZONE until Angel viscously KARATE CHOPS his injured leg. Cyrus drops down to one knee and Angel bounces off the ropes and SHINING FUCKING WIZARDS HIM!!!!!!! Angel then does like five Elbow Drops on Cyrus' knee before DDTing like ten times for good measure. Angel then grabs Cyrus by his hair and throws him through the middle rope and on to the apron where he then locks Cyrus in a fucking GUILITINE CHOKE WITH THE ROPES!!!!!!!!! The ref then pulls Angel off of Cyrus and begins SCOLDING HIM. While the ref is distracted though, Victor "The Huge Fag" Elias comes from behind and LARIATS Cyrus' injured leg right from under him! Cyrus grabs on to the top rope so that he doesn't fall off, but then ANGEL SHOVES THE REF OUT OF THE WAY AND DROPKICKS CYRUS INTO THE FUCKING ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cyrus tries getting back into the ring but ANGLE BEING THE GIANT MEXICAN DICK HE IS BASEBALL SLIDES CYRUS RIGHT IN HIS INJURED FUCKING LEG!!!! Angle then attempts to a suicide dive but CYRUS KICKS HIM RIGHT IN HIS FACE JUST BEFORE HE GETS THROUGH THE ROPES!!!!!!!! Due to the repeated attacks on the injured leg though, Cyrus falls to the ground and has to use the steel steps in order to get back up. During this time though ANGEL FLIES OFF THE FUCKING TOP ROPE AND LANDS ON CYRUS WITH A FUCKING CROSSBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANGEL THEN LOCKS CYRUS IN THE LASO FROM EL PASO ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!!! CYRUS HAS NOWHERE TO GO, AND SOON HE'LL HAVE NO LEGS TO ACTUALLY GO ANWYHERE!!!!!!! LUCKILY FOR CYRUS THOUGH, A FAN IN THE FRONT ROW TAKES A PICTURE OF THE ACTION AND THE FLASH FROM THE CAMERA BLINDS ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "NO MAS!!!!!!!!" VICTOR ELIAS THEN HOPS OVER THE BARRICADE AND SPINEBUSTERS THE FAN INTO ANOTHER SECTION OF THE CROWD!!!!!!!! ANGEL, BLINDED BY THE FLASH AND UNAWARE THAT ELIAS IS NOW WHERE THE FAN ONCE WAS, THEN REACHES OVER THE BARRICADE AND PUNCHES ELIAS RIGHT IN HIS FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ELIAS IS LIKE WTF AND IS ABOUT TO GO APE SHIT ON ANGEL, BUT CYRUS COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND SMASHES ANGEL'S HEAD RIGHT INTO ELIAS' FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CYRUS THEN DOES SOME AWESOMELY SICK CRUCIFIX DRIVER MOVE ON ANGEL RIGHT INTO THE APRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANGEL SLIDES INTO THE RING AND TRIES TO GET AWAY FROM CYRUS, BUT CYRUS IS FOLLOWING RIGHT BEHIND AND SWIFLTY DOUBLE STOMPS ANGEL'S BACK!!!!!! CYRUS THEN LIMPS OVER TO THE CORNER AND SCREAMS HIS BATTLE CRY, "DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!", BEFORE HITTING ANGEL WITH THE FUCKING MADMAN'S DETOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CYRUS PINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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FUCKING VICTOR ELIAS PULLS THE REF TO THE OUTSIDE AND CLOTHESLINES HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CYRUS STUMBLES TO HIS FEET AND IS LIKE DUDE WTF BRO BEFORE ANGEL COMES FROM BEHIND AND CHOPS HIM RIGHT IN HIS LEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ELIAS THEN SLIDES INTO THE RING AND BOTH MEN BEGIN BEATING DOWN OUR INJURED HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT HERE COMES DUSTIN FUCKING SHOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHORE IS A HOUSE OF FUCKING FRENZY AS HE UNLEASHES REPEATED SHOTS TO THE SHOULDERS AND ELBOWS OF ELIAS AND ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUSTIN THEN REACHES INTO HIS TIGHTS AND PULLS OUT A SMALL HOSE AND USES IT TO CHOKE ELIAS WHILE ALSO HITTING HIM WITH A FUCKING NECKBREAKER FROM HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANGEL SAYS FUCK THIS AND GRABS A CHAIR FROM THE OUTSIDE AND TOSSES IT RIGHT INTO SHORE'S FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANGEL THEN YELLS "VIVA LA FROG SPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH" AND GOES TO THE TOP ROPE IN ORDER TO HIT THE MOVE ON SHORE, BUT CYRUS USES EVER BIT OF STRENGTH HE HAS IN HIM TO ELBOW ANGEL RIGHT IN HIS FACE!!!!!!!!!!! CYRUS THEN GOES TO THE SECOND ROPE AND LIFTS ANGEL ON TO HIS SHOULDERS WHERE HE THEN HITS A FUCKING AVALANCHE DESCENT INTO SHAAAAAAAAAAADOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW FROM THE GOD DAMN TOP TOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHORE THEN GRABS THE CHAIR THAT ANGEL BROUGHT IN AND SLAMS IT AGAINST ELIAS' BACK, CAUSING HIM TO FALL THROUGH THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHORE THEN DOES A FUCKING SUICIDE DIVE INTO ELIAS WHILE HOLDING THE CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CYRUS THEN SLOWLY GETS TO HIS FEET WHILE USING ALL THE STRENGTH HE HAS LEFT, BEFORE QUICKLY LIMPING OVER TO ANGEL'S DEAD BODY AND HITTING HIM WITH A SLOPPY JUMPING ELBOW STRAIGHT INTO HIS HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CYRUS HAS TAKEN SO MUCH PUNISHMENT DURING THIS MATCH THAT HE COLLAPSES RIGHT THERE WITH ONE ARM OVER ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A REF THEN COMES SPRINTING DOWN THE ROPE AND SLIDES INTO THE RING BEFORE MAKING THE COUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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ANGEL SOMEHOW FUCKING KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SOUND OF ANGEL KICKING OUT THEN AWAKENS CYRUS, WHO THEN GETS TO HIS FEET IN A FIERY RED RAGE WHILE SCREAMING HIS FUCKING LUNGS OUT AND DEADLIFTS ANGEL INTO THE GORY LOCK POSITION BEFORE HITTING HIM WITH THE JOURNEY'S END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CYRUS PINS ONCE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING 3, FUCKING 3, CYRUS FUCKING RETAINS HIS GOD DAMN TITLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE ONCE AGAIN PROVED WHY HE IS MOST LIKELY THE GREATEST WRESTLER OF ALL FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[1:50/3:00]


And this is where the Path to Power match itself will go...

Alright, so hopefully Adam and I get that shit done for tomorrow, then I can post the full, dressed up show tomorrow for everyone's enjoyment. But this is cool too, right? Yea, that'll tide over well...


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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:55 am

Gordon Winter arrives again, he pulls into the arena in his Bugatti Veyron and locks the car up. He walks down the corridor with his shades on and his new pinstriped suit with a black dress shirt and white tie. He checks the time on his Rolex watch and rolls his eyes. Irritated that this place doesn't have people waiting on him 24/7. He decides to look for the minorities because their morals are lower.
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:08 am

How the hell did I guess that there would be a tank with some kind of aquatic creature in it under the tarp...that match was funny to read though, I had to chuckle at the insanity of it all.
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:35 am

OT: Fucking awesome show. I love how you manage to verbally rape my character whilst making me laugh my ass off at the same time. Great stuff. For the next month or so, the character of Gangradesh will be my top priority, but Jones will eventually return with a phresh gimmick.

I'll say it again, that was a sick show Cool
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:58 am

Love my match with Cyrus, but wasn't Elias supposed to be banned from ringside? However, the thing with the fan at ringside was immense.
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:53 am

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:
Love my match with Cyrus, but wasn't Elias supposed to be banned from ringside? However, the thing with the fan at ringside was immense.

Cujo was confused. That's all the explanation you need.
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:05 am

Can't wait for the match itself.
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:18 pm

AHHHH NOELEEN IS IN IT!!! <3
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:51 pm

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:
Love my match with Cyrus, but wasn't Elias supposed to be banned from ringside? However, the thing with the fan at ringside was immense.

Let's just go with Angel being too heel to honor his promises.

Anyways, the match is coming. For now, everyone can re-read the show, and enjoy the graphic I edited in...

Oh, and after the show is posted, I'll prolly make a new thread with a super cool name...of rape.
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:26 pm

Dancing Blacker wrote:
The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:
Love my match with Cyrus, but wasn't Elias supposed to be banned from ringside? However, the thing with the fan at ringside was immense.

Let's just go with Angel being too heel to honor his promises.

Anyways, the match is coming. For now, everyone can re-read the show, and enjoy the graphic I edited in...

Oh, and after the show is posted, I'll prolly make a new thread with a super cool name...of rape.
I've re-read the show many times, I've enjoyed the graphic once or twice. And now I'm bored.
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:50 pm

It'll be worth the wait bruv.
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:24 am

A promo will be up today Guys.
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:26 pm

[The lights go out in the arena. As the fans anticipation begins to build. Static can be heard from the titantron. The screen then goes pitch black. On the screen an image shows of the parking lot outside the EFNW Arena. In the background 'Mad World' by Gary Jules can be heard playing. Just then a Man appears from the shadows. He is wearing a Black Metal Mulisha Hoodie, Black tracksuit bottoms and White Trainers. As the hood conceals his face. It is unclear as to who it is. The man slowly walks towards a door before forcing it open. As he walks inside the arena many people looks round trying to catch a glimpse of him. The mystery man walks along the hall before stopping outside a door. Once again he forces it open revealing it to be the locker room. He slowly walks in the locker room before sitting down on a bench.]

{????}
'It has been a long time. I never expected I would be back. Yet here I am. After all the **** I was put through last time. I deserve redemption. I will get my redemption. No one is going to stand in my way. NO ONE. I will make sure all potential threats to me are eliminated. They will suffer at my hand. I promise it. No I guarantee it. They will suffer.'

[As the man stays seated the crowd are still unsure as to his identity.]

{?????}
'2012 is my year. 2012 is my time. The only Apocalypse too threat is one I bring. I am their worst nightmare. Because I no longer hide what I am. I AM A MONSTER. I AM A DEMON. I will not hide it no longer. Instead I shall embrace it. Your fate lies in my hands. Expect no sympathy. Expect no mercy. I will give you no quarter.'

[Some in the crowd begin to boo.]

{????}
'I do not care what is thought of me. I do not care what you say. All I care about is achieving what I set about to do. I will become Champion. I will make you all bow down to me. I will make you all worship me. Anyone with the gall to oppose me. Will experience more pain then they could ever imagine. What they will experience they could not even picture in their worst nightmares.'

[The man slowly rocks back and forth.]

{????}
'There is no way to avert this Crisis. Instead all you can do is pray. Pray for your soul. Because that is all what will be left. I will crush your spirit. I will kill your dreams. I will take your heart. I will break your will and I will break every bone in your body. This is no hollow threat. This is no pathetic promise. This is a warning for all of you. I have returned.'

[The man then pulls his hood down revealing himself to being Dan Maskell. The crowd erupts in boos as the image on the titantron fades. The lights in the arena slwoly turn back on. The last sound what can be heard is Maniacal Laughter coming over the titantron. As everything goes back to normal(for the time being). The crowd can't help but talk about what just happend.]
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:46 pm

Alex Nova walks around holding his Revolution on the left side on his shoulder. He has a blank expression because he's totally lost for words of what happened last night..
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:10 pm

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Alex Nova walks around holding his Revolution on the left side on his shoulder. He has a blank expression because he's totally lost for words of what happened last night..

*Apparently, too gone in his expedition for words, he bumps into Riff Radley, the reason for his loss in words, as he comes around a corner. Both stumble slightly. Riff takes notice of Nova's somewhat blank stare.*

Riff Radley
"Well, will you look who it is! Still stunned, eh? Bout time you got your reality check."

*Riff shakes his head, snickers, and turns to go.*
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:12 pm

Off: Cy, if you see this, I'll hopefully have my promo to you tonight. If not, I've had a lot going on, I'm sorry for the lack of promo and I'd completely understand a loss.
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:52 pm

Harry Jones is retired. Forever. Never to be used again under Marik's booking. Ever.
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:56 pm

Kira wrote:
Harry Jones is retired. Forever. Never to be used again under Marik's booking. Ever.

Three weeks.
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:16 pm

Dancing Blacker wrote:
Kira wrote:
Harry Jones is retired. Forever. Never to be used again under Marik's booking. Ever.

Three weeks.
If that.
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:45 pm

Yo, when the hell is the PTP going up?
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:51 pm

Alex Nova twirls his Ace of Spades and chuckles and shakes his head not bothering to stop him
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:06 pm

RifRad wrote:
Yo, when the hell is the PTP going up?

TODAY~!!
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:09 pm

Kira wrote:
Harry Jones is retired. Forever. Never to be used again under Marik's booking. Ever.

He's in the rumble. I know this. I wrote this.
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:10 pm

Dancing Blacker wrote:
RifRad wrote:
Yo, when the hell is the PTP going up?

TODAY~!!

GOOD! DO IT!
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:30 pm

Adam wrote:
Kira wrote:
Harry Jones is retired. Forever. Never to be used again under Marik's booking. Ever.

He's in the rumble. I know this. I wrote this.

With the considerable help of a certain individual...
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