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 EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug

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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:16 pm

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Cyrus Black is texting Riff, Casey, Surge, and Twista regarding PNH shiz. Like seriously, make sure you get your shiz in.

Afterwards, he can be found sitting in his locker room.

When is it due bro?
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:20 pm

Adam wrote:
Cyrus T wrote:
Cyrus Black is texting Riff, Casey, Surge, and Twista regarding PNH shiz. Like seriously, make sure you get your shiz in.

Afterwards, he can be found sitting in his locker room.

When is it due bro?

Tomorrow.
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:49 pm

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So, CHIKARA show was yesterday, and it was pretty decent. I guess Cujo and I will get PtP up later today or some shit. Cyrus, I'd like to talk to you prior, though.

And Harry, if you actually want me to do anything with this faggotry, you'll have to tell me about it. This goes for everyone - you want something done, you need to talk to me.

I'm available to help bruv.

Alright, then, if possible, you, Cyrus and I, and maybe Cujo, need to do some collaboration. MSN later, or something?
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:53 pm

The following is a live stream direct from EFNW.com . . .

An alley wall comes into the shot and straight away we know it's a Twister video. It pans along the alley as it always does and comes to a stop on the smoking (of course) Twister Excel. Twister is again wearing a classy suit.

>>Twister Excel<<
"In case you've been living under a rock, tonight is Extreme Fan Nation Wrestling's Pay-Per-View extravaganza Path to Power! It features the best wrestlers on this planet in the most hotly anticipated bouts. Here! I even have a promotional poster to help promote the event."

Twister raises the promotional poster for Path to Power into the shot.

"Ummm let me see, we have, of course Cyrus Black defending my EFNW World Heavyweight Championship against some guy that isn't actually obliged to a match with him -- hint, hint -- what's his name again? . . . Oh yeah that guy that I've beaten like three hundred times, Angel Rodriguez. That'll be good."

Novaface.

"Oh and then we have Dustin Shore fighting Harry Jones and for some reason -- because the guys in the back have yet to realize that I'm actually the number one contender -- this match is for, low and behold, a shot at the EFNW World Heavyweight Championship. Fuck me right? Then of course the two filler matches -- yes, filler -- Alex Nova versus Riff Radley and El Amazo versus Matt Xtreme! Oh the buyrates are gunna go through the roof!"

Twister flicks the ash from the end of his cigarette.

"Buuuuut if you think that's all, you're in for a wonderful surprise! ALSO SCHEDULED TO APPEAR are; Omega! Fight Money! Noeleen Phoenix! Neville Ryan -- you asshole! Anddddddd SURGE!!! I presume they're all gunna be in the main event, the Path to Power Royal Rumble. WOW, this PPV is really shaping up . . . but wait! No mention of Twister Excel? Is Twister Excel even going to be on the PPV? I mean, he's not being advertised. He's not on the poster."

Twister strokes his chin, obviously deep in thought, the camera man mumbles something inaudible.

"Oh, that's right! I am on the PPV! Hooray! I'm entering the royal rumble . . . NUMBER ONE!"

Twista grins sarcastically and puts both his thumbs up.

"And who's entering number two? The murdering, pyscho, no limits . . . SURGE!"

Twista repeats the grins and thumb up pose.

"At this stage, I have to ask . . . do one of the bookers hate me or something? Why haven't I got my rematch? Why did you make me tag with Neville Ryan? We kicked the shit out of each other like two months ago! Why when I'm the real number one contender are you having two matches to crown new number one contenders on the PPV? Why was I put in a match against unsurmountable odds and basically given the number one entry position?"

Twister shruggs his shoulders and looks confused. Then a little coy smile appears on his face.

"You know . . . I'll letcha in on a little secret of the trade. The guys who book in wrestling, have this ridiculous theory that if they think the fans forgot something, then it never happened. The guys up top in EFNW must think that you all forgot that I'm due a rematch with Cyrus and therefore my number one contendership is null and void. There certainly making it seem that way with the way I'm being booked. Not gonna fly with me. I won't let anybody forget."

Twister face lights up as he has just remembered a message he wanetd to deliever.

"Actually on that note, I'm gonna veer off topic for a moment, Cyrus, you're meant to be honourable and I'm not trying to distract you or anything but don't you feel a little bad going up against sub-par competition? Don't you want to face the best? Prove yourself to be the best in the world? How come you haven't said anything about OUR match? Why haven't you gotten me my rematch yet? I'll leave you for now. Good luck tonight . . . buddy."

Twister smirks a little.

"So back on topic, I'm sick of these fake people running this company. You want to put me in at number one tonight? Go ahead. I'll still win. I'll bite, scratch, cheat, bribe, lie, WHATEVER! I'm entering at number one tonight and guess who is going to win? Number one."

Twister points at himself and drags on his cigarette.

"Then how the hell are you going to squash me? You'll have nothing to say about me then. I'll HAVE to get my match. But I wanna lessen the tension between me and the boys in the back. I wanna make management see I'm not a terrible guy, I'm going to be the World Champion very soon and they'll need to be working closely with me then. I'll tell you what, I'll plug this PPV one last time!"

Twister takes a deep breath before launching into promotion mode.

"So we've got the champ defending against the unrightful challenger, two guys fighting to become the number one contender -- when there already is one -- in some hardcore, garbage match, two fillers between guys that most of you don't even know and a main event in which we already know the winner -- me. I don't give a damn about any of the fans but as I've said before I'm the realest person in this business and I'm not going to lie to them. I'm going to tell you all exactly what you should do. You should buy ECCW's Slam-Mania and watch that until it's Royal Rumble time -- about an hour and twenty before the end -- and then illegally stream that match because I'm in it, thus making it the only thing worth watching on EFNW. ECCW actually has some decent matches lined up. I know where my money would be going. Just sayin'."

Twister Excel ends the video in his signature way, cigarette butt flicked at the camera and a screen full of static.
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:24 pm

Good promo. What's funny though, is that from what I can remember, Rodriguez actually has a better head to head against you than you do against Rodriguez. Meaning that if the fans thought that was true, then what happened in the past actually didn't happen and so ruins the premise of the promo.
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:37 pm

The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:
Good promo. What's funny though, is that from what I can remember, Rodriguez actually has a better head to head against you than you do against Rodriguez. Meaning that if the fans thought that was true, then what happened in the past actually didn't happen and so ruins the premise of the promo.

Twista beat A-Rod for the WHC. That's the only time either of us have pinned one another..
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:39 pm

Adam wrote:
The Truth Has Set Me Free wrote:
Good promo. What's funny though, is that from what I can remember, Rodriguez actually has a better head to head against you than you do against Rodriguez. Meaning that if the fans thought that was true, then what happened in the past actually didn't happen and so ruins the premise of the promo.

Twista beat A-Rod for the WHC. That's the only time either of us have pinned one another..

And Twista beat A-Rod 299 times in a row at a house show in Dublin, Ireland.
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Sun Mar 25, 2012 2:22 pm

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Good promo. What's funny though, is that from what I can remember, Rodriguez actually has a better head to head against you than you do against Rodriguez. Meaning that if the fans thought that was true, then what happened in the past actually didn't happen and so ruins the premise of the promo.

Twista beat A-Rod for the WHC. That's the only time either of us have pinned one another..

And Twista beat A-Rod 299 times in a row at a house show in Dublin, Ireland.

2 weeks ago, after I attacked you pre-match and I vaguely remember a time before
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Sun Mar 25, 2012 6:45 pm

fuck u all
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:41 pm

timeh, you should rp again.
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:45 pm

NO PATHWAY TO POWER
I HATE YOU
SURGE
AND MARIK
you try and be my friend but it fails
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:47 pm

noeleen phoenix wrote:
NO PATHWAY TO POWER
I HATE YOU
SURGE
AND MARIK
you try and be my friend but it fails
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until you give me respecto

> Pathway to Power
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:50 pm

Every match is done cept the rumble which me and marik will be halving. Ya'll better appreciate the rumble, the match has taken me cy and marik like 6 hours to BOOK.
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:53 pm

Casey texts Cyrus back and says hes been busy all weekend cause Brazzers has kept offering him Porn Movies. He says he doing nothing tomorrow and will get it to him then.
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:56 pm

*bows down*
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Sun Mar 25, 2012 10:00 pm

After Casey texts Cyrus back he heads down the hall to get prepped for tonight's main event. He's magical and is in two places at once but that's besides the point. He begins stretching against a wall when _______ comes to talk to him.
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Sun Mar 25, 2012 10:05 pm

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After Casey texts Cyrus back he heads down the hall to get prepped for tonight's main event. He's magical and is in two places at once but that's besides the point. He begins stretching against a wall when Neville Ryan comes to talk to him.

"Hello again Casey, how are you doing?" Neville asks while stretching his arms over his head.
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Sun Mar 25, 2012 10:07 pm

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The Legend Of Casey wrote:
After Casey texts Cyrus back he heads down the hall to get prepped for tonight's main event. He's magical and is in two places at once but that's besides the point. He begins stretching against a wall when Neville Ryan comes to talk to him.

"Hello again Casey, how are you doing?" Neville asks while stretching his arms over his head.
Casey looks up and smirks. He bends his back, back and cracks it in the process.

"Pretty good actually. Psyched for tonight as well you are I assume?"
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Sun Mar 25, 2012 10:09 pm

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The Legend Of Casey wrote:
After Casey texts Cyrus back he heads down the hall to get prepped for tonight's main event. He's magical and is in two places at once but that's besides the point. He begins stretching against a wall when Neville Ryan comes to talk to him.

"Hello again Casey, how are you doing?" Neville asks while stretching his arms over his head.
Casey looks up and smirks. He bends his back, back and cracks it in the process.

"Pretty good actually. Psyched for tonight as well you are I assume?"

Twister Excel has just arrived at the arena and he walks over to the two men, whilst smoking.

"Gentlemen."
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Sun Mar 25, 2012 10:10 pm

Omega is seen in his lr, as he has his ring gear on under his usual leather jacket. He puts his sunglasses on and sits in his lr.
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Sun Mar 25, 2012 10:14 pm

The Legend Of Casey wrote:
Captain2 wrote:
The Legend Of Casey wrote:
After Casey texts Cyrus back he heads down the hall to get prepped for tonight's main event. He's magical and is in two places at once but that's besides the point. He begins stretching against a wall when Neville Ryan comes to talk to him.

"Hello again Casey, how are you doing?" Neville asks while stretching his arms over his head.
Casey looks up and smirks. He bends his back, back and cracks it in the process.

"Pretty good actually. Psyched for tonight as well you are I assume?"

Neville nods at Twister

"Mr. Extra Large, nice to see you've arrived." he says before looking back at Casey to answer his question

"Of course. I've got an excellent record in these kinds of matches. In 3XW I threw Cyrus over to get a title shot at you, in ECCW I won my #1 contendership for their world title in a battle royale too. I do surprisingly well in matches where people can be easily distracted by one another." he replies confidently
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Sun Mar 25, 2012 10:16 pm

Casey nods at Twister and bumps fists with him before responding to Nev.

"Very true. I didn't look at it tht way. But I still have that hunger that drives me. i'm not saying you don't have nor that Twista.. er.. Twister doesn't have it. I just have that.. desire I guess to get in another match with Cyrus, and this is probably the only way I can do so."
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Sun Mar 25, 2012 10:21 pm

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Casey nods at Twister and bumps fists with him before responding to Nev.

"Very true. I didn't look at it tht way. But I still have that hunger that drives me. i'm not saying you don't have nor that Twista.. er.. Twister doesn't have it. I just have that.. desire I guess to get in another match with Cyrus, and this is probably the only way I can do so."

Neville nods at Casey's name confusion

"I'd just call him Twizzles.... that said though I would love to see another Casey-Cyrus confrontation, I really would as a fan. As a professional though..." Neville says as he raps on the 3XW World Heavyweight championship's plate with his hand.

"I would love to add to the collection I have"
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Sun Mar 25, 2012 10:21 pm

Twister smirks a bit.

"I hope we meet tonight Neville. As soon as you're in that ring, I'm not going to leave you alone. Casey, look, I'm gunna win, you can have a shot when I'M champ. You won't beat me or anything but ..."

Twister flicks the cigarette butt on the ground and walks off.
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PostSubject: Re: EFNWrestling | Drugs are a Hell of a Drug   Sun Mar 25, 2012 10:24 pm

Casey watches Twister walk off and says watching him.

"I don't want the damn title I want to beat Cyrus.."

As if he thought he thought that in his head he turns back to Neville.

"I think both would be nice from a professional and a fan stand point. Hell I would love to see Neville Ryan vs Casey Anomaly again some day but I don't want to beat a dead horse."
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