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PostSubject: The mind of Adam.   Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:37 am

People say all kinds of weird things during sex. I was shagging this random girl one time and I was just about to blow me load right? And I was just there, bangin' her and shit. And I just shout ... AUNTIE!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The mind of Adam.   Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:40 am

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PostSubject: Re: The mind of Adam.   Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:44 am

The last time I was trapped in a room with people, I said eh, let's have a big wank. A communal wank ... the old circle jerk.
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PostSubject: Re: The mind of Adam.   Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:45 am

I woke up this morning with a strange tingling sensation in my anus.
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PostSubject: Re: The mind of Adam.   Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:47 am

LOL, You a legend
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PostSubject: Re: The mind of Adam.   Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:48 am

This one time, I tied a rope to my feet and tried to yank them over my head. I had like six pillows. I was so close, an inch felt like a mile.
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PostSubject: Re: The mind of Adam.   Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:48 am

So being Santa sucks a big fat cock.
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PostSubject: Re: The mind of Adam.   Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:50 am

Didn't you say you wanted to piss on her tits?
Maybe.
You should probably keep that between you and your internet service provider.
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PostSubject: Re: The mind of Adam.   Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:52 am

We're young! We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each others brains out! We were designed to party! We had it all, we fucked up bigger and better than any other generation that came before us! WE WERE SO BEAUTIFUL!
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PostSubject: Re: The mind of Adam.   Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:55 am

lmao
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PostSubject: Re: The mind of Adam.   Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:58 am

Who am I? I'll give you a clue. I'm an annoying cunt.








Bono you uncultured twats!
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PostSubject: Re: The mind of Adam.   Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:58 am

I was put onto this planet for a reason. I know I was. I can feel it in my balls.
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PostSubject: Re: The mind of Adam.   Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:59 am

The strange tingling sensation in my anus has spread to the rest of my body and now I can't feel my legs.
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PostSubject: Re: The mind of Adam.   Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:00 am

You'd screw your own sister for a slice of cheese.
I don't even like cheese.
That makes it worse you sick bastard.
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PostSubject: Re: The mind of Adam.   Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:01 am

Melon fuckeeeer.
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PostSubject: Re: The mind of Adam.   Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:14 am

^^ so, so stoned
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PostSubject: Re: The mind of Adam.   Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:15 am

Tripling;

An orgasm so intense that you cum, shit and get sick simultaniously.
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PostSubject: Re: The mind of Adam.   Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:22 am

You should write this into a script and make it a hentai...
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PostSubject: Re: The mind of Adam.   Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:30 am

wut?
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PostSubject: Re: The mind of Adam.   Sun Nov 13, 2011 5:32 pm

Bird, apparantly, is the word.
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PostSubject: Re: The mind of Adam.   Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:57 pm

We need to drink, pop, smoke, rave, shag . . . This is it! Yeah, so a few of us will overdose or go mental. Charles Darwin said, "You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs." and that's what it's all about. Breaking eggs. By eggs I do mean I do mean getting smashed so badly we get put in intensive care. BUT some of YOU are actually wearing cardigans. It breaks my heart.
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PostSubject: Re: The mind of Adam.   Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:16 pm

Never understood, why is there another Adam account? This mook a fake?
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PostSubject: Re: The mind of Adam.   Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:43 pm

Ah, you see GrandHighMaster420 TJ, I got delirious at one stage and forgot my password to my old account. And I have never remembered it.
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PostSubject: Re: The mind of Adam.   Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:18 am

Adam wrote:
Ah, you see GrandHighMaster420 TJ, I got delirious at one stage and forgot my password to my old account. And I have never remembered it.
Lololololololol
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PostSubject: Re: The mind of Adam.   Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:53 pm

Flip:"ENGINES OFF!"

Woody:"Hairdryers off!"

Flip:"I'm here, for the ginge . . ."

Various People:"What? A ginge? Nobody here's ginge!"
"I s'pose he might be a little bit ginge . . ."

Flip:"HIM! Head to toe in fucking ginger! Get here!"

Harvey: "Who? Shaun?"

Flip:"What the fuck are you wearin'? He looks like a ginger Donny Osmond doesn't he Iggy?"

Iggy:"Well, Jimmy Osmond innit?"

Flip:"Donny Osmond."

Iggy:"Well Jimmy's the actual ginger one out of the Osmo--"

Flip:"FUCKSAKE IGGY!"

Iggy:"Sorry Flip man."

Flip:"You!"

Shaun:"What?"

Flip:"You're fucking dead."

Shaun:"What for!?"

Flip:"Gemma."

Shaun:"Gemma!? Flip man, I done what you said!"

Woody:"Who's Gemma?"

Flip:"That's fucking bollix! You got into my Trojan horse of a plan, followed it into the castle of Gemma and you just jumped out and fucked it all up didn't ya?"

Shaun:"Yeah, your plan was to go around and call her a fat dog -- and I did it. And you said you wouldn't hit me -- and you did."

Flip:"I had a perfect plan! All week I should've been fucking Gemma, by the canal. Cumming in her feet and in 'er hair. BUT NO! CAUSE YOU FUCKED IT ALL UP!"

Shaun:"Flip man, I did what you told me to do--"

Flip:"YOU RUINED ME FUCKING LIFE GINGE ALRIGHT!?"

Woody:"Mate are you serious you?"

Flip:"Yeah, I'm fucki -- I'm deadly serious."

Various People:"Ohhh!"

Flip:"Now listen, currently, you are all in the danger zone."

Harvey:"Danger zone?"

Flip:"But I'm only here to break the ginger's jaw. So if you step away . . . I will let you all live."

Various People:"Fucking hell."
"He serious?"

Flip:"I'm gunna count down from thirteen."

Various People:"THIRTEEN!?"
"That's not right!"
"That's not quite even."
"Why not 10?"

Flip:"THIRTEEN!"

Harvey:"Oh well hard."

Flip:"Thirteen, twelve."

Various People:"Oh he's counting."
"Go give him a gobble Harvey."

Flip:"Eleven, ten--"

*Harvey hits Flip a solid right, Flip doesn't flinch*

Flip:"Oh, 'ello!"

*Flip headbutts Harvey, busting his lip open*

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