Barnyard Wrestling Federation

Signing Up!
When signing up it’s important to remember, BWF is for animals and the animal you pick is the animal you have to stick with. You’re not allowed more than two animals so choose wisely. Keep in mind just because you choose an Elephant, it doesn’t mean an Ant can’t beat you! Underwater based Animals are allowed to compete in the BWF and will have contractions set up to feed them water. In BWF we do not accept two of the same animals, but you can have different breads. So you there can’t be two Rottweilers, but there can be a Rottweiler and a Shiatsu, if you catch my drift. And remember, this is a bit of a joke, don’t take it too seriously.

Application for BWF Employment
Animal: Pretty Self Explanatory, state your animal/breed of animal here.
Name: Pick something that suits that animal. Mr. Bananas is good for a monkey, not a fish.
Wrestling Style: Pick their wrestling style here, are they a powerhouse, a high flier, a technical maestro, what?
Finisher: There big move, you only get one, so choose wisely.
Gimmick: How do they act? Again something that suits the animal.
Heel/Face: Are they bad or good?
Hometown/Jungle/Ocean Etc.: Where does your animal come from? Make it realistic. No Monkeys from Antarctica.
Pic Base: Post the picture. Make it cartoony.
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Staff
Owner/Founder/General Manager Johnny Turtle
Johnny Turtle is a wise old turtle, a very, very old turtle, but no one knows his exact age. Johnny Turtle is so smart that he can solve any problem, or create them to draw fans.
Interviewer/Ring Announcer Ronny ”The Rocking” Rooster
Commentary Team
Play-By-Play Sloth Harris
Colour Goldfish Gary

Roster
Andy Pandy (Panda) [P1]
Insane Bo (Gorilla) [P1]
Pedo Penguin (Penguin) [P1]
Serpos (Anaconda) [P2]
Spike (Jack Russel) [P1]

Tag Teams/Alliances
Insane Bo & Johnny Turtle Power Team of Doom
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Barnyard Weekly Match Card
BWF Championship Battle Royal
All Members of the BWF Roster

Grudge Match
Spike vs. Pedo Penguin

Throwdown in the Haystack! Match Card
Yet to be Announced
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Champions
BWF Championship
[Champion][Defeated][Date Won][Date Lost][# of Title Reigns]
[Vacant][n/a][/n/a][/n/a][/n/a]

Mud Pit Championship
[Champion][Defeated][Date Won][Date Lost][# of Title Reigns]
[Vacant][n/a][/n/a][/n/a][/n/a]

BWF Tag Team Championship
[Champion][Defeated][Date Won][Date Lost][# of Title Reigns]
[Vacant][n/a][/n/a][/n/a][/n/a]
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Pay-Per-View Schedule
January Pent Up Frustration All Matches Held Inside Chicken Wire
February Barnyard Bash
March King of the Barnyard King of the Ring Tournament
April Plucking Feathers
May Oven Rumble Royal Rumble
June/July Get the Pooper Scooper
August WrestleBowl 500 WrestleMania
September Throwdown in the Haystack!
October I'll Take Mine Medium Rare Thanks Main-Event is a Death Match
November Great Blue Belting Show Held in an Ocean
December Carving Knife to the Throat All Matches Extreme Rules

Application for BWF Employment
Animal: Gorilla
Name: Insane Bo
Wrestling Style: Powerhouse
Finisher: Gorilla Press
Gimmick: Insane Bo is huge and overly aggressive. He uses his immense size and friends in high places to get what he wants.
Heel/Face: Heel
Hometown/Jungle/Ocean Etc.: New York Zoo
Pic Base: http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/stock_illustration/images-new/animals/cartoon-gorilla-clip-art.gif

Application for BWF Employment
Animal: Turtle
Name: Johnny Turtle
Wrestling Style: Manager
Finisher: n/a
Gimmick: Johnny Turtle is the wise owner of BWF, but he's also corrupt. After working the indy scene for years he found Insane Bo working in a zoo. He new he could make him into a champion and now plans on making him the face of BWF
Heel/Face: Heel
Hometown/Jungle/Ocean Etc.: Too Old to Remember
Pic Base: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NyWITDK_r0o/THdMyFCZVnI/AAAAAAAAAEI/8bVrShL4Vdg/s1600/Old+Turtle.jpg

Well of course

Tiger is reserved for Mesa btw

Sure thing Sam

[Johnny Turtle and Insane Bo walk out from the backstage area towards the ring. The crowd in attendance boo very loudly as they slowly make their way to the ring. A young fan in attendance starts yelling that they suck and Johnny Turtle wacks him in the head with his walking stick, Pedo Penguin is seen lurking through the crowd. The two animals slip into the ring and Johnny Turtle takes a mic]

Johnny Turtle Respect, Respect is something which has to be earned and cannot be brought. I myself respect two animals in this barnyard, myself and Insane Bo! [Insane Bo raises both arms in the air to a chorus of boos] Insane Bo is the most domination animal to ever set foot inside the squared circle and no man, animal; car or gun in the world can stop his path of destruction! And that my peasants is why Barnyard next week, we will see him run through whoever is stupid enough to get in his way to become the first ever BWF Champion!!! [The crowd boo some] Now if any animal has any problem with Insane Bo becoming the first ever BWF Champion, I suggest being quiet because I wouldn’t put it past him to find you and “take you behind the shed” to teach you to have some respect! [The death threats don’t go down well with the crowd. The boo’s suddenly change to cheers when ______ comes rushing out]

TBC – Any face

John might just sign up

MIGHT!?!?! MIGHT!?!?!? WILL!!!!

Animal: Dog (Jack Russle)
Name: Spike
Wrestling Style: High Flyer
Finisher: Pup Chop Splash (Spike kicks the opponent feet from under them and bites down on their arms, legs and and face before doing a splash
Gimmick: He is very loyal, protects people who are weaker. Nice to guy to be around but when he is pissed off or in the ring, he will hurt you
Heel/Face: Face
Hometown/Jungle/Ocean Etc.: Kennel
Pic Base: Post the picture. http://www.google.com.au/imgres?q=cartoon+jack+russell&hl=en&sa=X&biw=1366&bih=665&tbm=isch&prmd=ivnso&tbnid=M8z6sOaU_8HRKM:&imgrefurl=http://www.cartoon-dogs.com/breeds/jackrussellterrier.html&docid=-WGULYVOrnJHcM&w=1600&h=1200&ei=mtRMTqz1J7PWiALp_Zl2&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=209&vpy=107&dur=545&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=138&ty=88&page=1&tbnh=166&tbnw=237&start=0&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0

Hazza wrote:

Pedo Penguin gingerly hops over towards an elderly penguin outside of the BWF Barnzone. PP smells the penguin and takes in a good whiff of his scent.

Pedo Penguin: "Are they your kids?"

Stranger: "...Yes...?"

Pedo Penguin: "I am taking them. They are mine now."

Stranger: "Umm, hold on, these are my chil - ..."

PP connects with a mean elbow to the temple of the stranger and then paces towards the two young penguins.

Child #1: "DADDY! NO!"

Pedo Penguin: "You are mine now..."

Suddenly, __Spike______ approaches PP.

OT: CBF fonting this

{Spike charges and slides in front of the kids and he growls}

"You won't take another step...."

I WILL sign up later.

John TPA wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Pedo Penguin gingerly hops over towards an elderly penguin outside of the BWF Barnzone. PP smells the penguin and takes in a good whiff of his scent.

Pedo Penguin: "Are they your kids?"

Stranger: "...Yes...?"

Pedo Penguin: "I am taking them. They are mine now."

Stranger: "Umm, hold on, these are my chil - ..."

PP connects with a mean elbow to the temple of the stranger and then paces towards the two young penguins.

Child #1: "DADDY! NO!"

Pedo Penguin: "You are mine now..."

Suddenly, __Spike______ approaches PP.

OT: CBF fonting this

{Spike charges and slides in front of the kids and he growls}

"You won't take another step...."

Pedo Penguin: "You best shut your mouth, or I will fill it with the blood that will trickle out of anus holes of these innocent little kids..."

Hazza wrote:

John TPA wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Pedo Penguin gingerly hops over towards an elderly penguin outside of the BWF Barnzone. PP smells the penguin and takes in a good whiff of his scent.

Pedo Penguin: "Are they your kids?"

Stranger: "...Yes...?"

Pedo Penguin: "I am taking them. They are mine now."

Stranger: "Umm, hold on, these are my chil - ..."

PP connects with a mean elbow to the temple of the stranger and then paces towards the two young penguins.

Child #1: "DADDY! NO!"

Pedo Penguin: "You are mine now..."

Suddenly, __Spike______ approaches PP.

OT: CBF fonting this

{Spike charges and slides in front of the kids and he growls}

"You won't take another step...."

Pedo Penguin: "You best shut your mouth, or I will fill it with the blood that will trickle out of anus holes of these innocent little kids..."

[Spike barks]

"Not the right answer, back away..."

John TPA wrote:

Hazza wrote:

John TPA wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Pedo Penguin gingerly hops over towards an elderly penguin outside of the BWF Barnzone. PP smells the penguin and takes in a good whiff of his scent.

Pedo Penguin: "Are they your kids?"

Stranger: "...Yes...?"

Pedo Penguin: "I am taking them. They are mine now."

Stranger: "Umm, hold on, these are my chil - ..."

PP connects with a mean elbow to the temple of the stranger and then paces towards the two young penguins.

Child #1: "DADDY! NO!"

Pedo Penguin: "You are mine now..."

Suddenly, __Spike______ approaches PP.

OT: CBF fonting this

{Spike charges and slides in front of the kids and he growls}

"You won't take another step...."

Pedo Penguin: "You best shut your mouth, or I will fill it with the blood that will trickle out of anus holes of these innocent little kids..."

[Spike barks]

"Not the right answer, back away..."

Pedo Penguin takes a step forwards.

Pedo Penguin: "I will make you squeal..."

Hazza wrote:

John TPA wrote:

Hazza wrote:

John TPA wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Pedo Penguin gingerly hops over towards an elderly penguin outside of the BWF Barnzone. PP smells the penguin and takes in a good whiff of his scent.

Pedo Penguin: "Are they your kids?"

Stranger: "...Yes...?"

Pedo Penguin: "I am taking them. They are mine now."

Stranger: "Umm, hold on, these are my chil - ..."

PP connects with a mean elbow to the temple of the stranger and then paces towards the two young penguins.

Child #1: "DADDY! NO!"

Pedo Penguin: "You are mine now..."

Suddenly, __Spike______ approaches PP.

OT: CBF fonting this

{Spike charges and slides in front of the kids and he growls}

"You won't take another step...."

Pedo Penguin: "You best shut your mouth, or I will fill it with the blood that will trickle out of anus holes of these innocent little kids..."

[Spike barks]

"Not the right answer, back away..."

Pedo Penguin takes a step forwards.

Pedo Penguin: "I will make you squeal..."

[Spike growls and shows his teeth]

"I will bite your testicles off, what is going to be, you leave or your testicles come off?"

John TPA wrote:

Hazza wrote:

John TPA wrote:

Hazza wrote:

John TPA wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Pedo Penguin gingerly hops over towards an elderly penguin outside of the BWF Barnzone. PP smells the penguin and takes in a good whiff of his scent.

Pedo Penguin: "Are they your kids?"

Stranger: "...Yes...?"

Pedo Penguin: "I am taking them. They are mine now."

Stranger: "Umm, hold on, these are my chil - ..."

PP connects with a mean elbow to the temple of the stranger and then paces towards the two young penguins.

Child #1: "DADDY! NO!"

Pedo Penguin: "You are mine now..."

Suddenly, __Spike______ approaches PP.

OT: CBF fonting this

{Spike charges and slides in front of the kids and he growls}

"You won't take another step...."

Pedo Penguin: "You best shut your mouth, or I will fill it with the blood that will trickle out of anus holes of these innocent little kids..."

[Spike barks]

"Not the right answer, back away..."

Pedo Penguin takes a step forwards.

Pedo Penguin: "I will make you squeal..."

[Spike growls and shows his teeth]

"I will bite your testicles off, what is going to be, you leave or your testicles come off?"

PP winks at Spike.

Pedo Penguin: "Kinky."

PP walks away.

OT: Lulz gimmick infringement

Hazza wrote:

John TPA wrote:

Hazza wrote:

John TPA wrote:

Hazza wrote:

John TPA wrote:

Hazza wrote:

Pedo Penguin gingerly hops over towards an elderly penguin outside of the BWF Barnzone. PP smells the penguin and takes in a good whiff of his scent.

Pedo Penguin: "Are they your kids?"

Stranger: "...Yes...?"

Pedo Penguin: "I am taking them. They are mine now."

Stranger: "Umm, hold on, these are my chil - ..."

PP connects with a mean elbow to the temple of the stranger and then paces towards the two young penguins.

Child #1: "DADDY! NO!"

Pedo Penguin: "You are mine now..."

Suddenly, __Spike______ approaches PP.

OT: CBF fonting this

{Spike charges and slides in front of the kids and he growls}

"You won't take another step...."

Pedo Penguin: "You best shut your mouth, or I will fill it with the blood that will trickle out of anus holes of these innocent little kids..."

[Spike barks]

"Not the right answer, back away..."

Pedo Penguin takes a step forwards.

Pedo Penguin: "I will make you squeal..."

[Spike growls and shows his teeth]

"I will bite your testicles off, what is going to be, you leave or your testicles come off?"

PP winks at Spike.

Pedo Penguin: "Kinky."

PP walks away.

OT: Lulz gimmick infringement

OOC:

Me or you?

I may sign up later.

Newsid, Karl, I know you will

Dan, accepted